Chasing the Millennium Wind

Summer is always colorful and gorgeous.

One morning Jiang Yi woke up, recalling the past summer, feeling very emotional.

In this summer, for the first time in his life, he traveled with Mother Jiang.Of course, I also brought that Uncle Zhu and the three members of their family to climb mountains and raft together, having a great time.

It was only this time that Jiang Yi realized that his mother was not blindly fond of vanity and dressing up, but really good at playing.Regardless of his age, he has a very good mentality for traveling. He dares to try cave exploration and everything. He always laughs at unexpected situations and easily infects people around him.

Of course, if she is a gray person, she will think that she is so good at playing, she left herself to go alone in the past, she is simply an irresponsible mother.But Jiang Yi now thinks optimistically and positively that the optimism in her original personality still has a source.

In life, if you care too much, it is easy to make yourself depressed. It is better to let go of your mind and think more about happy things to live a comfortable and happy life.

For example, this time during the summer vacation, Xiao Shitou is going to receive devil training again, Jiang Yi is not as reluctant as last time.He didn't even follow him, but handed his son to Yuchi Linfeng to send him out with peace of mind, and he also enjoyed a few days of leisurely single life.

Of course, the young man came back soon, and the two lived their sweet life together while refreshing the interesting stories that have been constantly breaking out on Weibo this year.

As for the unsightly guy in Jiangxixi, he was also sent to a pet concentration camp for a week of skill training.At least let it get rid of the bad habit of always hiding slippers and the like under the sofa, and it's not a mole, does it still want to count on those things to survive the winter?

It rained two days ago, heralding the coming of autumn again. Looking at the yellowing leaves outside the window, Jiang Yi was feeling the poems related to autumn, and suddenly found that she seemed to have gained weight.

Looking left and right in the mirror, no matter how hard I try to inhale and tighten my abdomen, there is always an obvious bulge on my belly.Touching his obviously rounder cheeks again, he began to reflect seriously.

During this period of time, it seems that I ate a little too much and slept a little too much.

Although he already has a son, it is still very unacceptable to develop into the shape of a middle-aged uncle at such a young age.Especially, when there is a younger, handsomer, and better-looking partner for comparison.Therefore, he also decided to change a pair of sneakers and go out for a run.

But as soon as he walked downstairs, he happened to meet the two father and son who had finished their morning exercise, carrying breakfast, and walking home with a big dog.

Jiangxi Xi barked, wagging his tail and rushed towards the big master.Little Shitou was very surprised, "Big Daddy, what are you doing here? Are you here to pick us up?"

Jiang Yi decisively moved his gaze away from the half-eaten bun in his son's hand, and looked straight ahead, "I'll run around and come back."

Just as he lifted his foot and wanted to leave this place of temptation quickly, Yuchi Linfeng stretched out his hand to hook him, his dark eyes were clear, and he couldn't see the hidden mystery at all, "Forget it today, I bought it early, tomorrow It's the same as running again."

Oh well.Jiang Yi decided to get up early tomorrow and went to exercise with the father and son.

But where is "tomorrow"?When Jiang Yi finally found it one day, more than a month passed, and when he looked in the mirror, he gained weight again.

This really doesn't work!Jiang Yi turned his head and asked the young man behind him, "Do you think I have hyperthyroidism? It's not right to be able to eat and grow meat? Why don't I go to the hospital for an examination today?"

Hmm... The young man looked up, down, left, and right, and finally said two words, "Alright."

But no matter how Jiang Yi looked at him, he felt that his eyes were awkward, as if the pig had been fattened and was about to be dragged to the slaughterhouse.Then he touched his bucket-like waist in the mirror, he was a little guilty, would a young man dislike him?

After asking for a leave from the company, Yuchi Linfeng drove Jiang Yi to a private clinic to have his blood drawn, then refrigerated and packaged, and handed over to a special person to send him away.

Jiang Yi was a little strange, "Can't you just go to the hospital for an examination? Why do you have to send it away?"

Yuchi Linfeng told him calmly, "Since all the blood has been drawn, let someone do a comprehensive analysis and treat it as a physical examination."

Oh, Jiang Yi suddenly realized that the two tubes of blood drawn were not a loss.But thinking about it, he still felt at a loss.

"Then why not smoke with the whole family and check them all? It will cost money to give it away once, so it's better to give it to three people."

The black eyes flashed, and they closed together, "Yes, I didn't think of it for a while, it doesn't matter, I will check it with Xiao Shitou next time."

"Then why bother?" Jiang Yi glanced at him contemptuously, as if looking at a prodigal son, "Your company has a physical examination, and Xiao Shitou also arranges a medical examination at school. I mean, if you meet me, you can have a physical examination. What kind of test should I go for alone?"

All right.Anyway, he was right, and the young man fell silent.

I just suddenly found a major problem. After thinking about it, I stopped the car and asked, "Then should I take you home directly now, or go to work?"

"Didn't you ask for leave?" Jiang Yi almost blurted out that he was going to go home directly, but after thinking about it, he felt that it was not worthwhile, "You should go to work, it's still early, so you don't have to count the deductions for personal leave. Uh... …If you send me back first, and then go to the company, it will be two trips. Gasoline is so expensive now, it’s not worth it. How about this, you send me to the vegetable market, and then you go to work, and I buy vegetables You can just take a taxi and go home."

Seeing his shrewd plan, the young man is really a little embarrassed.

The vegetable market that Jiang Yi mentioned was less than two stops away from their home, and taxis only cost the starting price.What's the difference between sending him there and going home?

But seeing Jiang Yi's self-satisfied look on his face, Yuchi Linfeng drove away without saying a word.

The things in the vegetable market are much fresher and richer than those in the supermarket. Jiang Yi only made a half-circle and found that he was losing money again.

Because he came out for a medical examination, he didn't bring a shopping cart, and a few big bags weighed heavily on his hands, so heavy!But what if he still wants to buy but doesn't get it?

Fortunately, there are small trolleys in the vegetable market, and I bought one very generously. Anyway, it can be reused, right?Jiang Yi, who had freed up his hands, could finally make bold purchases with confidence.

Fresh fish, shrimps, chickens and ducks, as well as abundant vegetables and fruits, quickly piled up a cart.But it’s okay, look at the grandparents, big brothers and sisters who came to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, who didn’t drag a cart of things back?Even if there are a little more things on Jiangyi's car, that's okay, they are all for food, and it saves a few days from having to buy groceries, doesn't it?

It's just that I have to drag such a big car out, so I have some trouble getting into a taxi.

There are so many dishes, both fish and shrimp, and they taste good when they are put in front.So the driver opened the trunk and asked him to put things in it.

This request was very reasonable. Jiang Yi was afraid of spoiling the dishes, so she carefully took out all the bags and put them in the back, and then put the empty trailer on the far side, neatly arranged.

Sit in the front and tell the driver the address, and within ten minutes, he was sent downstairs.

After paying the fare, Jiang Yi went to the back and took out the big and small bags, made sure nothing was missing, then waved to the driver, "Thank you!"

The driver is gone.

Jiang Yi went back with the vegetables, but when he found that he couldn't hold them with both hands, he suddenly found a problem, where is his new shopping cart?

When Yuchi Linfeng came home from get off work, he saw Jiang Yi sitting on the sofa with a dark face and didn't know who he was angry with. There was a smell of paste in the kitchen. His son and Jiang Xixi were hiding in the room, as good as two Kitten with no teeth.

"What's going on here?"

Yuchi Linfeng just said such a sentence at the beginning, which immediately attracted Jiang Yi's endless complaints and blames.

"It's all your fault today! You insisted on sending me for some kind of examination, and then I made it like this..."

After listening to his BALABALA complain, the young man finally understood where he was wrong.

The matter started when Jiang Yi found out that she had lost her shopping cart. In fact, it’s okay to lose her shopping cart. Some taxi tickets can still be found, and Jiang Yi usually takes them.But today I forgot for some reason. When I gave money to think about those dishes, I naturally forgot the ticket.

Later, the security guards in the community were kind enough to help him bring up the dishes, and then called out the surveillance camera for him, and found the end number of the car's license plate.

Of course, Jiang Yi wanted to call to check. The taxi company was very talkative, so he took down the license plate number and went to check. After a short time, he replied to him, saying that the car was found and the shopping cart was also there.However, the driver is running business on the road, so he will see a chance to drop by, send the shopping cart back to the company, and let Jiang Yi pick it up by himself.

Jiang Yi was relieved now, and then happily packed the vegetables she bought.

It's cool in autumn, he plans to stew a big bone soup at night, and then have a roasted turtle with rock sugar chestnut, and then fried prawns in sauce, boiled beef, isn't it very rich and appetizing?

Of course, he also bought fresh chicken and duck today. The chicken was marinated with a well-prepared sauce, ready to be roasted tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, and the duck was wiped with pepper and salt.Of course, there is pork trotter ribs and pork belly. Jiang Yi was processing it when he suddenly heard the phone ring.

He came to urge the manuscript, and one of the manuscripts he promised was due, but he forgot all about it.

Work is more important than cooking, so Jiang Yi put down the dishes and hurried to write.

When he was writing at noon, he picked up something to eat casually, and he was very smart not to forget to stew the big bone soup in a crock pot.

Then I continued to write and write, and suddenly the phone rang again. This time, the taxi company notified him that the shopping cart had been delivered to the driver, and he could go and get it.

Jiang Yi happened to be tired from writing, so he went out to get the car.Note that in order to save money, he went there by bus. If he took a taxi, it would definitely be even more uneconomical.

When he came back with the car, he started writing again.After a while the phone rang again, this time it was the kindergarten reminding him to pick up his son.Jiang Yi almost forgot about such an important matter, which is really inappropriate.

He immediately took a taxi when he went out this time, fearing that his son would cry if he was in a hurry.

But Xiao Shitou was very strong, did not cry, and was always waiting for him with the company of the teacher.

Seeing his father, Xiao Shitou was relieved, and suddenly looked at the empty dog ​​leash in Jiang Yi's hand and asked, "Where's Xixi?"

Three words, Jiang Yi broke out in a cold sweat.Where did he get Sissy?

As a result, Xiao Shitou cried when he saw his expression.

"Xixi is lost... Woohoo, where did Xixi go?"

Jiang Yi was about to cry too. That dog was not much younger than his son. Was it easy for him to raise such a big dog after all the hard work?

As a last resort, the father and son had no choice but to walk home from the kindergarten with the empty dog ​​leash, shouting as they walked, and looking for a way.On the way, Jiang Yi had already silently typed out the draft of the dog hunting notice, and when he was ready to come back, he would print and post it.

As a result, as soon as they entered the house, Sisi rushed out like burning her ass and yelled at them.

woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!

Even Jiang Xiaoshi understands without translation.

Something was burnt in the kitchen, it was Jiang Yi's big bone soup with a lot of good ingredients.There was a thick layer of black scab on the bottom of the pot, which could not be washed off.

Jiang Yi was tired, angry and aggrieved, how could she not sit on the sofa and sulk?

You said what kind of bad luck did he have today? Why does everything seem to be against him?

Yuchi Linfeng silently squeezed a glass of juice for him, shared a glass with his son, then threw half an apple to Xixi, threw the burnt crock into the trash can downstairs, rolled up his sleeves and tied an apron .

He doesn't know how to cook, but he can wash and cut it up, and then wait until Jiang Yi drinks the juice and can't see the earthen pot that proved his failure, so that he can get up the mood to cook.

It's just that at dinner time, the three of them heard him read that there is no soup for a meal, and there is no big bone soup.

Even if Yuchi Linfeng agreed to go directly to the vegetable market for training tomorrow morning and buy him a new big bone crock pot, Jiang Yi was still unhappy.

"The earthen pot has been used for several years, and it is cooked well. If you change it to a new one, you have to start raising it again. Depressed!"

Is it not just that he is depressed?The young man who was scrambling for food, the little stone who was scrambling for vegetables, and Jiang Xixi who was scrambling for food at the bottom were very depressed.

When taking a bath at night, Xiao Shitou couldn't help but secretly asked Yuchi Linfeng, "Little Daddy, why has Big Daddy been so weird recently?"

"Close your eyes." Yuchi Linfeng rubbed his son's hair, "This is the syndrome before my brother came, you have to be considerate."

ah!Jiang Xiaoshi was shocked, and the little guy immediately thought of another scary question, "Will the younger brother be as weird as the big daddy?"

"No." Yuchi Linfeng assured without sincerity, "When you were coming here, your eldest father was also weird, so you don't have to worry."

Oh, Jiang Xiaoshi is relieved.For the sake of his little brother, he decided to continue to endure the strange big daddy.

But Jiang Yi couldn't bear it any longer. Yuchi Linfeng sent the blood samples and hadn't responded for three days. Syndrome, so you refuse to say?"

On the seventh day, he met Murong Gang, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, on the Internet. After chatting with him for a while, he couldn't help but narrate his recent strange situation to the authentic doctor.

The computer was silent for two seconds, and then a line of text was sent, "Are you sure it's not there again?"

Even five thunderbolts are not enough to describe Jiang Yi's mood at that moment.

The first thing he did next was to call the young man, "You immediately, immediately, right now, get the hell out of here!"

Yuchi Linfeng smiled wryly on the other end of the phone, knowing that something happened to Dong Chuang, "I'm on the highway to the airport now, get your test results, and I'll be back when I get them."

Jiang Yi didn't believe it, "A test result, you still have to go to the airport to get it? Don't make excuses!"

But what Yuchi Linfeng said was true, because Chen Binzhi personally sent the inspection results.He also brought good news, "Because of Xiao Shitou's excellent performance, Red Gate has decided to send a growth fund to your baby, which will be deposited into this account on a monthly basis in the future."

He handed the passbook to Jiang Yi, then, without looking at his dark face, he turned his head and told Yuchi Linfeng the good news with an unconcealable smile, "Your cousin Chen Hong also has a share this time."

What?Yuchi Linfeng was taken aback.

When sending his son to training during the summer vacation, he met Chen Hong once, and Chen Hong asked himself about Jiang Yi's situation when he had a baby. Could it be that he also asked for the holy medicine?But that would have to make great contributions to Hongmen. How could he be willing to do it, such a free and easy person?

Chen Binzhi curled his lips, "That kid is very smart, I don't know how he tricked his girl, and actually let Hongfu sign an agreement with him, and she will pay off the debt on behalf of her father in the future. By the way, that girl changed back to Chen's surname now." I'll call it Chen Hongfu, don't forget it in the future."

Yuchi Linfeng was not in the mood to pursue other people's affairs.

When Chen Binzhi left, Jiang Yi immediately threw the passbook in his face, and asked through gritted teeth, "Why is the child named Yuchisui (although)? You are a pighead? You want him to be bullied all day after he goes to school?" Are you kidding me?"

Yuchi Linfeng was startled, so he quickly picked up the passbook to look at it. It clearly stated on it that this was a joint account, the head of the previous household was Jiang Yi, and for some reason, his uncle added Yuchisui's account in such a magical way. name up.

After thinking about it carefully, Yuchi Linfeng understood.

"Our family is based on the seniority of Xiao Shitou, so it should be ranked by word, but you have already given Xiao Shitou a name, so uncle didn't mention it. What does this Sui... what does this Sui mean?"

Jiong, if Jiang Yi didn't recognize it, Yuchi Linfeng would almost have read Gui (sound turtle) on the other side.

Jiang Yi was so angry that he vomited blood, and had to teach Chinese, "Sui means far-sightedness, and it's also a surname, but in some dialects it has a homophonic sound with Huai, let alone being pronounced Gui by an illiterate like you!"

Seeing his frantic appearance, Yuchi Linfeng hurriedly called his uncle and strongly demanded to change his name.

But Chen Binzhi chuckled, "This name was given to your child by your mother a long time ago, when you were too young to walk. The child's nickname is Guigui, you heard it right. , is the tortoise of the tortoise. It was decided by your father when he told your mother the ranking of the next generation. I still remember she said at the time, little tortoise, very cute, long-lived and auspicious, so it is called This is it. After waiting for so many years, I finally have the opportunity to use it, don't you have the heart to make your mother feel uneasy in the ground?"

The veins on the young man's forehead began to jump out one by one. Can he rush to the ground and discuss with his mother again?Such jokes cannot be taken seriously!

However, he glanced at Jiang Yi, who was furious again, and suddenly felt a little lucky.Fortunately, he was entangled in the matter of the child's name, which is better than talking to himself about how the child came about, right?

Mom, mom, you must bless your son and grandson in the underground to survive this disaster safely!Otherwise, I'm sorry for such a bad name!

When Jiang Shi came back and heard that his younger brother had replaced the name he originally wanted to give himself, and became a little turtle, he immediately cast a pitiful glance at Jiang Yi's belly, "Little brother is so pitiful. But, does he really love to sleep?"

Sui, isn't it a homonym for sleeping?Will the little brother be Sleeping Beauty, waiting for the prince to wake him up with a kiss?

The two fathers looked at each other, and each saw three more black lines on each other's forehead.

Writer's words:

Hey, have you noticed that the names of the two brothers Yu Chi Rui and Yu Chi Ding are still very good.At least he was much stronger than Yu Chi Sui.

Little Turtle will crawl out to meet everyone soon, hee hee, what kind of baby will this be?Xiao Shitou said that he is looking forward to it~~

Thank you okabe_miyako for the love talisman, I will give it to Xiaoguigui, such a "bad" name, must be comforted! ^^