clown clown fish

Shen Dong has lived for 25 years. Although he didn't have many plans and expectations for his life, he never imagined that one day he would sit in the police station and be questioned by the police.

He now hopes that he can transform like Cao Mu, into a fish, a dog, or even a chicken, as long as he can no longer be watched by the police.

In fact, the police didn't have many questions. They just asked them why this man threw himself into the river and why he didn't come out after being in the water for so long. This person climbed up from the upper reaches as if nothing happened. This kind of waste of public resources is very bad.

Faced with the police's question, Shen Dong couldn't say a word. This man just wanted to soak in the water, so he jumped into the river from the sign saying "No swimming here"?

The man turned into a fish when he entered the water, so no one can find him?And this fish didn't know that these people were looking for him, so it took half an hour to leisurely change back to a person and go ashore?

"Are you dumb?" the policeman looked at the silent Shen Dong and asked helplessly.

Shen Dong felt that he must be crazy.

He nodded at the policeman.

"You really went right along!" The policeman sighed. "When we went to the scene, some people said that you two were talking on the embankment before, and he jumped into the river after talking!"

"Mute words." After Shen Dong said these two words, he wanted to slam his head against the table to death.

"You..." The policeman was amused, and pointed at him who hadn't spoken for a long time, and finally pointed at Cao Mu next to him: "You are the person involved, tell me, you are also dumb, right?"

"No." Cao Mu answered truthfully.

"Well, why jump into the river?" The policeman picked up his pen and looked at him.

"It's too hot." Cao Mu replied very comfortably.

Shen Dong kept staring at him, always ready to pounce on Cao Mu and slap the policeman unconscious when he snarled.

"It's too hot?" The policeman scowled, "It's too hot to go home and turn on the air conditioner. Can't you see the big words saying no swimming!"

"I don't know how to read."

"...Didn't you go to school?"

"No ah."

"...well, that means you just want to swim, not kill yourself, right?"

"Suicide?" Cao Mu was stunned, looking confused as if searching for the meaning of the word suicide. Finally, he looked at Shen Dong and asked in a low voice, "What does suicide mean?"

The policeman was furious, and before Shen Dong could answer, he yelled, "Suicide means dying if you don't want to live!"

"I said from the very beginning that he didn't, no... he committed suicide." Shen Dong pinched his brows. From the very beginning, someone reported Cao Mu swimming here, and then he died because he couldn't find anyone to enter the water. When it turned into a search and rescue, Shen Dong kept saying that no one committed suicide, but unfortunately Cao Mu never showed up. Even if no one committed suicide, there might be someone drowning...

"Then why should I take off my clothes if I commit suicide?" Cao Mu asked the policeman.

The policeman took a breath and seemed to be suppressing the fire. After suppressing it for a while, he continued, "Okay, where did you go after entering the water? There are so many people searching for rescue, why can't you come out of hiding?"

Shen Dong was very nervous, he didn't know what Cao Mu would say.

Cao Mu frowned and thought about it: "I swam far away, and I don't know if someone is looking for me."

Shen Dong suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, this answer is quite reasonable.

Cao Mu should be telling the truth, Shen Dong knows that he loves running wildly in the bathtub as soon as he turns back into a fish, and there is nothing blocking him in the river, if he is not still standing by the river, he might be able to escape to the source.

Half an hour later, the two of them finally walked out of the police station. After all this ordeal, it was dark.

Shen Dong pulled Cao Mu and walked away regardless of the direction. After walking for about ten minutes, he stopped. He was afraid that the police would recover and chase them after a while to ask them for their ID cards. It would be really troublesome.

"Shen Dong," Cao Mu stroked Shen Dong's arm, "I'm sorry."

"Ok?"

"I didn't know it would be like this," Cao Mu said with caution in his voice, "Did you feel bad just now?"

"It's okay," Shen Dong smiled. He did feel that life was worse than death just now, but he was still glad that there was a river beside Cao Mu when he was uncomfortable. If such a situation happened next time, it would be a shock. He also had to let Cao Mu go into the water after being a special police officer, "However, let me tell you, you can't be so conspicuous in the future, just go down quietly."

"Yes." Cao Mu nodded.

"Are you hungry? I'll take you to eat." Shen Dong rubbed his belly, he was a little hungry.

"I'm hungry, what to eat?" Cao Mu immediately became interested. Shen Dong took him to eat various things all the way here, and now he is full of enthusiasm for eating.

"I don't know, let's see."

The two walked half a street, Cao Mu suddenly pointed to a western restaurant and said, "Here, it smells delicious!"

Shen Dong looked at the decoration of the dining chair: "Okay, go first and get the money."

"Why?" It was the first time Cao Mu heard Shen Dong say that he wanted to withdraw money all the way here.

"There's not enough money." Shen Dong didn't know what the price of such an awesome-looking western restaurant was, but he didn't intend to save money, and there might not be opportunities to run out like this in the future, and the money would run out.

With the previous experience of being tossed at the police station, Shen Dong felt a lot less stressful than usual when ordering food, and this kind of compulsory fighting with poison was somewhat effective.

After ordering two steak sets, Shen Dong looked at Cao Mu, ordered another pizza, hesitated and ordered another chicken wing.

"You don't need chopsticks to eat here." Cao Mu whispered after the waiter walked away.

"Well," Shen Dong smiled, "Hold the knife in your right hand, and the fork in your left hand."

"Oh, why? Can't I hold a knife in my left hand?" Cao Mu gestured, "I think it's more comfortable for me to hold a knife in my left hand."

"Then take it in your left hand."

"it is good."

The steak suits Cao Mu's appetite very well. Shen Dong just ate a few mouthfuls, and Cao Mu has already eaten half of it.

"Is it delicious?" Shen Dong pointed to the pizza, "Try this."

"It's delicious," Cao Mu buried his head in eating, "but don't eat this in the future."

"why?"

"I just looked at the menu, and the food here is more expensive than what you usually take me to eat. The number here is three digits." Cao Mu took a bite of the pizza, "If I run out of money, I have to go back."

Shen Dong was happy, he didn't expect Cao Mu to pay attention to the menu: "It's not a meal, no, it's okay."

Cao Mu smiled and continued to eat. After a few mouthfuls, he raised his head and whispered, "Does it look strange that I hold a fork in my left hand?"

"Huh?" Shen Dong didn't understand what he meant, "It's not surprising, but also, still, don't let people be left-handed."

"There is a person behind you," Cao Mu said in a low voice, "has been looking at me."

"Really?" Shen Dong was stunned for a moment, and then looked back.

There were not many people in the restaurant, and their seats were closer to the side. When Shen Dong turned his head, there was only one man sitting behind him.

This person looked about 30 years old, well dressed, looking down at the phone, probably feeling Shen Dong turning his head, so he raised his head too.

When he saw Shen Dong's gaze, he didn't avoid it, he looked at Shen Dong very calmly, and even smiled.

Shen Dong turned his head, this person didn't seem to be malicious, it seems that Cao Mu probably did not intend to, Cao Mu sat face to face with this person, and he could basically match up as soon as he raised his head.

"It's okay, let's eat." Shen Dong looked at the things on the table, there was not much left, Cao Mu ate as much as he had, and it took a while to find out when he was full.

"I'm full." Cao Mu rubbed his stomach with a satisfied face.

Back at the residence, after Cao Mu filled the bathtub with water, he lay on the bed and tossed and turned. Shen Dong continued to study the map, thinking about where to go tomorrow, and he had to calculate the time when Cao Mu caught fire.

"Shall we go to the river tomorrow?" Cao Mu asked.

"No, let's go, go..." Shen Dong looked at the location in the circle, and finally clicked with a pen, "Aquarium."

The aquarium is not far from the river, there is a lot of water, and there are all kinds of fish. Shen Dong doesn't know if Yu Xiaojia will take a look at his own kind from time to time, but this is the closest target he has found so far. .

"Aquarium?" Cao Mu jumped out of bed and ran to him to look at the map.

"There's a lot of fish in it."

"What's so good about fish, if you want to see fish, I'll show you."

"No, no, think about it," Shen Dong took a sip of water, "If you have been away from the sea for many years, would you want to see other... fish?"

Cao Mu pondered for a while: "For so long, will I forget about other fish, will I think about it?"

"Your sister, yes, will you think about it?" Shen Dong wanted to say that your sister knows so many things, maybe she thinks differently from you.

"Yes, she likes to play with other fish," Cao Mu recalled with difficulty. "The clownfish she had the best relationship with in the past had white stripes that looked like underwear, the triangular one..."

Shen Dong suppressed a smile, and squinted at him: "Your white, white strips are... pretty similar."

"No way, does it look like it? I can't see it," Cao Mu looked down at himself and realized that he is not a fish now, "Does it really look like it? Grandpa said my pattern is very beautiful, how could it look like underwear? "

"Your ones look like boxer briefs." Shen Dong continued to tease him.

"I want to see! Help me!" Cao Mu roared and rushed into the bathroom.

Listening to the sound of Cao Mu jumping into the bathtub, Shen Dong had fun for a long time in the living room, and when he walked slowly into the bathroom, the clownfish was slapping its pectoral fins desperately in the bathtub, looking anxious.

"Let you take a look," Shen Dong smiled and reached out to fish it out of the tank, and touched it in his hand, "Don't move around, you're very slippery, it won't hurt if you fall on the ground."

The clownfish honestly didn't twist, just wagging its tail slightly.

"Look for yourself." Shen Dong took it to the mirror, and pointed to the white line on it.

The clownfish shook its pectoral fins, but Shen Dong didn't know if it understood, so he turned to the mirror again: "Look this way again."

After showing both sides, Shen Dong put it back into the tank.

The clownfish floated motionless in the bathtub for a while before turning into an effervescent tablet. Shen Dong squatted on the side of the bathtub, and when Cao Mu came out of the water, he asked, "Did you see clearly?"

"I see clearly," Cao Mu gestured, "My white strips are straight, not like underwear!"

"Look," Shen Dong rummaged through his bag and found his own pair of boxer briefs, "Does it look like it?"

Cao Mu stared at the underwear for a long time, then pointed at Shen Dong: "You're kidding me again, isn't it the same short skirts worn by many women on the street today!"

"Who told you this is so funny." Shen Dong laughed.

"Stuttering." Cao Mu turned his head and ran away after finishing speaking.

Shen Dong chased after him and kicked his ass: "You're looking for smoke."

After confirming that tomorrow's itinerary was to go to the aquarium, Shen Dong took off his clothes and lay down on the bed. After relaxing his whole body, he felt his legs were a little sore. Today is really a tossing day.

"Are you tired?" Cao Mu lay next to him, playing with the remote control.

"It's okay, mainly because it's been a long time, I haven't walked this way, I've walked," Shen Dong moved his legs, "I'll go to the police station once."

Cao Mu thought for a while, then suddenly turned over and kissed him on the belly: "Is it better?"

This kiss stunned Shen Dong for a second, and then he felt that all the muscles in his body contracted crazily around his belly for a moment, and then quickly twisted and bounced away.

"I... again, it's not that my stomach is tired." Shen Dong patted Cao Mu's head, controlling himself not to slap Cao Mu down.

"Tired legs? Let me pinch them for you," Cao Mu sat up. "Sometimes I pinch myself when I'm tired."

Shen Dong didn't refuse. In fact, if he didn't want to make himself look too much like a hooligan who has been hungry for seven years, he would have asked for it a long time ago. It's nothing to pinch his legs. Recruitment is over.

"Do you often pinch for yourself?" Shen Dong found that Cao Mu's leg pinching skills are good, and the weight is very appropriate.

"Well, sometimes you get tired after swimming too far." Cao Mu smiled.

"I'm still tired, I still swim so far."

"It's not intentional. Sometimes I forget halfway through the swim, and then swim in the opposite direction. When I think about it and swim back, I will be far away."

"That's because the tail is tired. Will the legs be tired? The fish... no, no legs."

"The tail will be sore." Cao Mu glanced at him, "If you change back into a human, your legs will be sore."

Shen Dong smiled, closed his eyes, and fell into a daze after lying down for a few minutes. When he woke up again, he found that Cao Mu was still sitting next to him, pinching his legs up and down, with his face facing The TV is watching the agricultural TV station teaching the fishermen how to fish.

"Why are you watching this?" Shen Dong hurriedly sat up and took the remote control to change the channel. There was no cartoon here, so he had to find a channel that was playing kindergarten children dancing with the teacher, "Look lets Dance."

"It's okay," Cao Mu smiled, "I've seen fishing people before."

"Hasn't he been caught for being so stupid?" Shen Dong patted his hand, "Stop pinching, lie down, and I'll pinch for you."

"Well," Cao Mu lay down, thought for a while and turned over on his stomach again, "The back of my legs are sore... I haven't been caught by fishing, but I have been hit by a fishing boat."

Shen Dong just touched his leg with his hand, and immediately remembered the old scar on his back after hearing this: "How did you hit it?"

"There was something spinning very fast behind that boat. I swam too close to the water that day. When the boat passed by, I didn't dodge and was hit." Cao Mu leaned his face on the pillow, "It hurts me so much. gone."

"That, that scar on your back?" Shen Dong pinched his leg, and Cao Mu's leg felt quite good when pinched.

"Well, grandpa said I was knocked out, and I was still floating in the water when he found me," Cao Mu smiled and closed his eyes, "It's so comfortable."

"Is it comfortable to be knocked out?"

"I said you pinched me very comfortably."

"Go to sleep if you feel comfortable." Shen Dong patted his butt.

After pinching for a long time, Shen Dong heard Cao Mu's breathing slowly slowed down, probably falling asleep.

"Cao Mu," he turned off the TV and lay down next to Cao Mu, "asleep?"

Cao Mu didn't answer or move, and seemed to be in a deep sleep.

Shen Dong stared at him for a while, leaned over and carefully kissed the corner of his mouth. He wanted to kiss him again, but he felt that this might develop in an uncontrollable direction. Today is really tired, and it really developed He was afraid that he would sleep until tomorrow afternoon, so after hesitating for a few seconds, he chose a compromise method, let's sleep with his arms around.

Cao Mu's biological clock was an hour earlier than Shen Dong's, and every time Shen Dong woke up, Cao Mu was not in bed.

"Cao Mu." The first thing Shen Dong opened his eyes was to call him. He was always worried that something would happen to this kid when he fell asleep, although he felt that Cao Mu's ability to adapt to surprise him should not be so. what happened.

"There aren't even any birds here in the morning." Cao Mu returned to the living room from the balcony.

"Yes, at least," Shen Dong stretched, "This is a big city, different from the island."

"I don't really like it here," Cao Mu frowned, "Why can my sister stay in these places for so long without going back?"

"Maybe there are things she likes here." Shen Dong was unwilling to discuss this topic that would make people have unpleasant associations early in the morning, "I'm going to buy breakfast, what do you want to eat?"

"I'll go buy it," Cao Mu put on his clothes actively, "just downstairs? I saw a snack bar yesterday, so I'll buy it."

Holding the money, Shen Dong calculated in his mind how long it would take for Cao Mu to go downstairs to buy breakfast, and how likely he was to forget what he was going to do during this time.

"Don't think about it," Cao Mu took the money in his hand, "It's not a day or two since I have a bad memory. If I really forget, I won't wander around. I will stay where I am and remember. Only move."

"Just buy it downstairs, don't go, go far away." Shen Dong told him.

"Well," Cao Mu opened the door and walked out, then turned around and smiled at him, "Even if I don't remember that I went to buy breakfast, I can still remember that you are upstairs."

Shen Dong put away the map and notebook on the table and sat on a chair to watch the local morning news, hoping to see if he could inspire them to find Yu Xiaojia.

Less than 10 minutes later, there was a knock on the door, Shen Dong stood up and went to open the door, so fast?

"So..." Shen Dong opened the door, there was still a word stuck in his throat, and the person standing outside the door made him suddenly suspect that he didn't sleep well last night.