[Comprehensive] The weather is dry and the things are dry, be careful with the candles!

When Tang Xiaoyu woke up, she found herself lying in a dilapidated small house.

"Cough cough." Tang Xiaoyu wanted to call out, but he couldn't stop coughing as soon as he spoke.

This body, this body? !Not his!Such thin hands?Such a sore body?How could it be the pampered Tang Xiaoyu?Tang Xiaoyu thought for a while, and finally remembered that he should be dead.

So, now, time travel?

Tang Xiaoyu was jittery and energetic. Thinking of the cause of his death, he wished he could die again!

Damn TV!Or an international brand?Someone died!

Damn "the sky is dry and things are dry, be careful with the candles!",

Be careful with your sister!I accidentally put it on, okay?

I wonder if my parents will be sad when they come back from a trip?Tang Xiaoyu is a little sad. He has older brothers and sisters and unreliable parents, and has younger brothers and sisters who are not worried. He is inserted in the middle, only to be ignored!Even if he said he likes men, the family accepted it calmly.At least I'm not particularly miserable, right?Anyway, the family can still be happy!

Looking at this bare house, Tang Xiaoyu knew that he was really hopeless.

As a kid from a rich family who is too idle, Tang Xiaoyu has read a lot of novels on the Internet and spent a lot of money?Time travel or rebirth, that is the question?Pooh!It's easy.Tang Xiaoyu thought about it for a long time. In fact, there are many novels about how she wakes up, but none of them can be used! Jo(╯□╰)o Tang Xiaoyu doesn't know how to cook and doesn't know how to raise children, so the possibility of picking up a peerless little gong and being happy is basically eliminated.

Tang Xiaoyu didn't have a photographic memory, and was born with prosopagnosia and dementia, which prevented the possibility of the house fighting mode.

Tang Xiaoyu doesn't know how to make machines, doesn't know how to make gunpowder, and has been unlucky, eliminating the possibility of a stallion!

wipe!

He is a complete good-for-nothing, right?

Tang Xiaoyu lay on the bed, extremely sad.What's worse than living happily now but having to travel to a poor family?That is, I clearly know the method of success, but I don't have the hardware for success!

Chirping, Tang Xiaoyu wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Squeak."

The door opened, and a middle-aged man in patched plain clothes came in, holding a broken bowl.

"Xiaoyu? You're awake, come, drink your medicine." The man's ordinary face showed a gleam of brilliance.The caring heart is beyond words.

Tang Xiaoyu smiled. Is this the first time in two lifetimes that someone cares about her so much?

However, this doesn't mean that Tang Xiaoyu can happily accept this body and then drink medicine?

no solution anymore.Tang Xiaoyu had no choice but to cry, "Sorry, who are you?"

Thousands of wears and thousands of wears, amnesia does not wear!

The man said "Ah!", the bowl fell to the ground and the medicine was spilled.

Even from such a distance, Tang Xiaoyu could smell the bitterness of the medicine.

Fortunately, fortunately, Tang Xiaoyu secretly thought that if he drank this medicine, he would have to die again!

"Xiaoyu~!" The man yelled, but he didn't rush over.

Instead, he picked up the bowl carefully, "Fortunately, only one corner was broken. This is the last bowl!" The man smiled happily.

Tang Xiaoyu: ...

God!Don't remind me over and over again, how poor is this family?I can't hold it!

"Xiao Yu, it looks like you've recovered." The man showed his white teeth, "Since I can't remember it, I don't need to drink this medicine." The man smiled, "I'm your uncle, and my name is Tang Men. "

Tang Xiaoyu: ...

It turns out that Tang Sect's decline was hinted at.Tang Xiaoyu thought.

After a few days of etiquette, Tang Xiaoyu finally knew the story of this ontology.

This is a patient with intermittent amnesia.Often forgetting things, including myself.This is a good thing, at least Tang Xiaoyu can live here normally.

A serious illness killed the owner of this body and changed the core.

The point is, the owner of this body is also called Tang Xiaoyu.

This is a very bloody story, because the Tang Sect is really a descendant of the Tang Sect.

But it's just a side branch.In order not to forget the glorious ancestors, so the uncle's father took such a name.

However, as a descendant of the Tang Sect, he doesn't even have this cheat book!

How crap is this?

Tang Xiaoyu is the only son of Tangmen's elder brother, but unfortunately the original owner's parents passed away early, so he had to live with his uncle Tangmen.Tang Xiaoyu's intermittent amnesia has always been a problem that plagued Tangmen. Now, although Tang Xiaoyu seems to be able to forget, who knows if it will recur?This symptom is irregular.

After Tang Xiaoyu completely recovered, he felt that he should do something for his uncle.This body of his is 14 years old.Just malnourished and looking like ten years old.

Every time Tang Xiaoyu drank the porridge with almost no rice, he felt it was a hard job.Because he used to be a typical example of eating and drinking well!

Tang Men was very happy to hear that Tang Xiaoyu was looking for a job.

"There is an errand that is more suitable for you, but there is a problem with time." Tangmen hesitated, what if Xiaoyu is afraid of the dark?He also has things to do during the day, so he doesn't have the energy to accompany Xiaoyu at night.

Tangmen knew a few words at least, and he made a living by copying books for others, and paid the bill according to the amount copied.Tang Sect was exhausted, and he couldn't increase his speed. After all, you can't copy too ugly, otherwise it will be considered a waste of time.Tangmen's speed is half of that of ordinary scribes, and they still have to support Tang Xiaoyu, so they are naturally poor.

"What errand? What's the salary?" Tang Xiaoyu asked.

"The salary is quite a lot. It was paid by the yamen. The previous person died, and the time was late, so no one was willing to do it, so it was our turn. Half a tael a month!" Tangmen laughed.

One tael of silver and one thousand Wen.One penny and two steamed buns.Calculated according to 0.5 yuan for a steamed bun in modern times, it is about 500 yuan a month.Khan, really low!But thinking about the situation of this family, Tang Xiaoyu really has no other work to do.Originally, he could be a servant, a shop waiter or something, but Tang Xiaoyu's amnesia problem is known to everyone here.If you get sick when the guests come, you will be unlucky. Which business will invite you?Moreover, these guys with tips, they are not capable of doing it.

It seems that there is no choice!

Tang Xiaoyu sighed, "Okay. Uncle, I'll do the job."

"That's good, I can start work tonight." Tang Men nodded, and with this tael of silver, he could also subsidize his family.Xiaoyu is really too thin, she needs to make up for it.

At night, Tang Xiaoyu was woken up by Tang Sect.

"Xiao Yu, it's time to work." Tang Men yawned and said sleepily.

"En." Tang Xiaoyu rubbed her shoulders, getting ready to work.

Tangmen handed a gong, drum and a hammer to Tang Xiaoyu, "Take it. Don't lose it. It's from the yamen!"

Looking at these two familiar things, Tang Xiaoyu had a bad premonition in his heart.

"Uncle, what is this... job?" Tang Xiaoyu asked tremblingly.

"Beat watch!" Tang Men bared his white teeth, "It's very easy, just say "beat the gong" again and again, and say "the sky is dry and things are dry, be careful of fire and candles!" and it will be fine!"

Tang Xiaoyu flickered, his face pale!

damn it!Why is the ghost lingering?

God damn it!