[Comprehensive] The weather is dry and the things are dry, be careful with the candles!

Ten years later.

If you want to find the clay bodhisattva, you must first get the fire monkey.

Everyone in the rivers and lakes knows that the world's number one physiognomy, Ni Bodhisattva, has leaked too many secrets in his life, so his face is covered with malignant sores and the pain is endless.Only the fire monkey can suck the venom for him and relieve the pain.

However, where did this message come from, and why did it come out?

In fact, the truth is this:

"Hey, little one, why did you make yourself look like this? That face is already ugly enough, do you want to make it even uglier?" Tang Xiaoyu found a way to avoid the world after leaving Bujiazhuang. The mud bodhisattva, that is, Xiao Yi, thought that the mud bodhisattva would be quiet until the next appearance, so Tang Xiaoyu decided without hesitation to hug his thigh tightly and live a good life.God knows, what kind of unpalatable food he ate in Bujiazhuang!

You know, most of the ironmakers in Bujiazhuang are rough guys, and rough guys are generally very edible, so... all the rice is cooked in a big pot, and there is no difference in the taste of radish and taro ORZ!How does Tang Xiaoyu, who always eats and drinks well, deal with herself?But the ones who came to Bujiazhuang to rob were really, invincible, paupers who couldn't even afford weapons and had to come and steal them!

"The plot needs it!" Xiao Yi was very annoyed, and threw out a sentence.

"That's right." Tang Xiao said ￣□￣｜｜, anyway, everything that is unreasonable can be explained with a sentence of "plot needs".This sentence is invincible!Back then, when Tang Xiaoyu lied to his little nephew with questions such as "Why are heroes always wronged?" "Why is Bai Xiaosheng always a martial arts imbecile?" Was it also "needed by the plot"?What's the matter with this feeling of feng shui taking turns? ∑(O_O;)

"What about the fire monkey? Why didn't it come out?" Tang Xiaoyu asked curiously.

"The fire monkey is No. [-]'s pet, and it won't come out until a certain time." Xiaoyi replied sincerely.

"That's it!" Then why did you turn into this sore-covered appearance in advance?Can you also consider the aesthetic vision of your cohabitants?A large part of me coming here to live with i is for your face, okay?Is the sore face that turns out to be disgusting to me?Tang Xiaoyu really wanted to roar, but...he didn't dare!He is still relying on this one for food now!In this world where the void can be shattered by force, and some people live forever, he doesn't think the martial arts cheats in his hand are very useful!It would be nice to be able to cultivate a first-class master.But... besides Fengyun, where can Tang Xiaoyu find good seedlings?Sin!

"Please spread the news that the Mud Bodhisattva needs the fire monkey!" Xiao Yi grabbed Tang Xiaoyu's hand, his face covered with sores really... couldn't look directly at it.

Tang Xiaoyu nodded bitterly, he felt that tonight he would go to a farther place to fight to vent his anger!

So it was he who sent the news?

How can this secret feeling of promoting the development of the plot be broken, dear?

The world will meet.

"Shuang'er, Feng'er, the clay bodhisattva left this big treasure box of heaven and earth gossip for my teacher back then, saying that it contained the criticisms of my second half of my life. I have worked hard for my teacher for ten years, but I still have nothing. I can't wait for my teacher. , you go and find the Ni Bodhisattva as your teacher. Yun'er, go and bring the Wushuang Sword from Wushuang City, and also the head of Dugu Fang." Xiongba looked at his three disciples and said with a smile.

Qin Shuang is loyal, Bu Jingyun is fierce, and Nie Feng is kind.His three disciples made great contributions to his Tianxiahui, and indeed agreed to what the mud bodhisattva said.It's just that the more this is the case, the more Xiongba worries about the rest of his life.

"Father, I also want to go with senior brother and the others." Kong Ci [Kong Ci in the film version is Xiongba's biological daughter] looked at Xiongba shyly with a beautiful and unparalleled face, but his eyes couldn't help but stare at Nie Fenghe. Look in Bu Jingyun's direction.

Qin Shuang paused for a moment, smiling indulgently.After all, he was the younger sister who saw him, so don't you know what Kong Ci was thinking?It's just, master, he doesn't know what he thinks about the marriage of the little junior sister?Qin Shuang secretly took a look at Xiongba, because Xiongba cultivated three points to return to vitality, his appearance has not changed much these years, and he is still as profound and handsome as before.It was still the person in my memory who stretched out his hand and asked if he wanted to worship him as a teacher.

How keen is Xiong Ba's martial arts today to these visions?Seeing that it was his disciple Qin Shuang, he just turned his head away.In fact, in terms of aptitude, Qin Shuang is far behind Bu Jingyun and Nie Feng. If you talk about loyalty, the most important thing in the world is loyal people.It's just that Qin Shuang is different from Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun after all.Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun were taught by Ni Bodhisattva, while Qin Shuang was really taught by himself.

"Kong Ci, where do you want to go? A girl should stay in the boudoir!" Xiong Ba didn't want his daughter to have anything to do with Nie Fengbu Jingyun at all.The two of them are just pawns of their own.If the object is Qin Shuang, he can still consider it.However, Xiong Ba never wanted Qin Shuang and Kong Ci to be together.

"I want to go out! I'm suffocated to death if I stay here every day." Kong Ci refused to let go, and Xiong Ba finally agreed.

"Senior Brother Yun, be careful all the way." Nie Feng's brows resembled Yan Ying very much, but with a man's clearness, they were as warm as water, and looked extremely amiable.In terms of appearance, I am afraid that there is no one in the martial arts world who can compare with Nie Feng.

"En." Bu Jingyun nodded.

"When you meet a man named Nie Feng in the future, you must treat him well!" Bu Jingyun always remembered Uncle Tang's words back then, so he took good care of Nie Feng when he met him.Gradually, he discovered that this child who was similar to himself had a world completely different from his own.Even though both parents died, how can they be so kind?The closer you get, the more reluctant you are to escape.

Bu Jingyun has always been a very focused and persistent person.When he takes a fancy to a person, he will only see this person.Because he followed Tang Xiaoyu's words, Bu Jingyun focused all his attention on Nie Feng, so he was not as infatuated with Kong Ci as in the original book.On the contrary, because of Bu Jingyun's calm attitude, Kong Ci's heart was a little bit off.

midnight.

Tonight is the birthday of Dugufang, the lord of Wushuang City, and it is also the day when Bu Jingyun plans to do something.

Similarly, it is also the place where Tang Xiaoyu, who followed Xiaoyi to follow the plot, came.

In fact, it's really not Wushuangcheng's fault to meet Do Not Cry Death and Lai Wuying.

The only fault is...the plot needs it!

"Master, everyone is here except Dugu Ming, the son of Dugu Fang." Bat knelt down and said to Bu Jingyun.

"After a while, we will do it. Remember, no one will be left behind!" Bu Jingyun sat on the roof, his blue hair had a strange beauty under the moonlight!Bu Jingyun is very handsome. If Tang Xiaoyu saw it, he would definitely call out the gene mutation.After all, the appearance of Bu Qingtian and his wife can only be regarded as average!Or, as the protagonist, there is always a privilege!

"Yes." Bat and Feiying didn't dare to raise their heads. Bu Jingyun's reputation of not crying death is not a joke. The almost real murderous aura almost made them unbearable.

"The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful of the candle~!" Tang Xiaoyu was fully prepared, Xiaoyi said, today he can make a fortune!He deliberately found someone to make a big cloth bag, ready to get the spoils!After this village, there will be no such shop!Wushuang City is about to be destroyed, and the gold and silver treasures inside, hehe, Xiong Ba is currently focusing on Wushuang Sword, and Tang Xiaoyu wants to take the money, which one dares to snatch it?It's midnight now!Little hammer and gongs and drums are not vegetarians!

"Do it!" Bu Jingyun ordered!

"Yes!"

The masters of the Tianxiahui hidden in the dark night were dispatched one by one. They had already drugged the wine, and none of the guests who came to Wushuang City today could escape!

"The sky is dry, be careful of the candles!" Tang Xiaoyu was still typing slowly, and as soon as his front feet landed, his back feet fell to the ground with corpses and blood staining the entire city wall.

Tang Xiaoyu was working while walking. The guests who came to Wushuang City were all dressed in gold and silver. If Tang Xiaoyu hadn't practiced the ability to pick out treasures in the dark all year round, it would be really difficult for a while!After a while, Tang Xiaoyu's big cloth bag could no longer be carried, so he had to drag it away!Fortunately, I used a cloth bag made of silk, which is said to be the toughest!

"Who are you?" A warrior from Wushuang City slashed at Tang Xiaoyu with a knife.

Tang Xiaoyu lowered her head, and picked up a birthday gift that someone gave to Dugu Fang, which contained an adult-sized ginseng!Good stuff!

Tang Xiaoyu lifted his sleeve, and the hammer shook with his hand, and the handle of the hammer went straight in and out of the hapless warrior's crotch.

oh!I forgot to mention, for the sake of safety, Xiaoyi specially installed a blade made of thousand-year-old cold iron on Tang Xiaoyu's hammer, and it also has the function of time travel + identification!Being able to go to different worlds with Tang Xiaoyu to harm people.

It is said that the blade that cut iron like mud met something made of meat, and the result is self-evident!

For a moment, the warrior's screams far overwhelmed the others, which also alarmed Bu Jingyun.

Seeing Tang Xiaoyu's obscenity, some other people couldn't help but rush towards Tang Xiaoyu without caring about their own safety.

Well done!Just in time to try out a new weapon!

Tang Xiaoyu pressed the button on the gong and drum, and the gong and drum suddenly spun. At the same time as it spun, countless hairy needles scattered around the gong and drum!

The needles are quenched with itch powder, an enhanced version, piercing the enemy's eyes, dogwood, and lower body one by one.

They won't be poked to death by needles, they should be scratched to death by themselves.Because people who have been infected with the enhanced version of itching powder, once the blood comes into contact with the air, it will become highly poisonous.And the scratched place will fester.Therefore, the symptoms on the corpse will resemble a common disease, commonly known as - Hualiu. (*Д)つ I remember that when Tang Xiaoyu asked for this kind of medicine to protect himself, Xiaoyi couldn't help shrinking a little from the nerves he had trained for many years as a law enforcement officer!

So vicious, so...shameless!

But Xiao Yi obediently found the medicine from his friend, and he still remembered the expression on No. [-]'s face when he handed the medicine to him.This kind of medicine itself does not exist, Xiao Yi specially asked Number Three to order it!So after No. [-] gave the medicine to Xiao Yi, he ran away far away.

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