Manager, please "operate"
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Leather shoes, "Actually, Mr. Manager, you don't know, I have always thought you are a role model for me to learn from! Oh, Manager Zhang, you are so young, promising, handsome, unrestrained and suave..."
As soon as the manager raised his hand, classmate Park shut his mouth immediately, and Zhang Junran still looked at him expressionlessly: "You can really say, why don't you write a novel?"
Classmate Pu cried silently in his heart, I am a novel writer!
Zhang Junran waved his hand: "Okay, needless to say, I just hope you don't casually gossip among colleagues with bad titles. You go out, the market will open immediately, the client's business is important."
Student Pu murmured silently in his heart, do you still need me to give you your title, and besides, the vocabulary like Bingshan is not suitable for you!Ghost animal is the real standard term!Student Park had one thing in mind and another face, and quickly backed out with a smile on his face.
After closing the door, Pu student angrily walked to his seat, turned on the computer, and the time on the computer was still at 45:15.Park Xin couldn't help feeling emotional, obviously only talked to Zhang Junran for 800 minutes, why did he feel that [-] years have passed? !
Holding your breath in your heart will promote aging!How can a virgin who has not found a man tolerate such a thing!Pu student looked at the people around him, they were all focused on the matter at hand.15 minutes left to open!Pu Xin opened the document and typed the file name with a "snap".
"After hours manager!"
Classmate Pu smirked, and typed the first line with a smile: "Today, I am the manager of YD in our company on August [-]..."
☆Come on, let me help you wash your face
"Today, I'm here to be the manager of YD in our company on August [-]. Our manager is called Z man. Z man..."
At this moment, Pu Xin, who was extremely slow in typing, had a super burst of character. He tapped the keyboard frantically for 15 minutes and wrote a short joke without any pressure.Duanzi affectionately described how when he was submitting the report to "Z Man", he accidentally saw a macho magazine he had put in the file, and when he opened it, there was a folded corner on it, and the folded corner read "already Masturbation!” or “Real masturbation!” experience.
When the time on the computer jumps to 9:[-] sharp, Student Park has even made a decision to publish it on Weibo, then closes the document and opens the stock trading software in a steady manner, and obediently continues to buy according to the new plan received today. , the process of selling, buying, and selling.
As soon as the stock market closed at noon, Pu student excitedly opened Weibo, waiting to see the replies from his good friends.
This is a meager post that Pu classmate specially applied for to post jokes about men and women. Among the acquaintances, only a few gay friends and danmei writers know about it, and most of the other fans are zombie fans.Pu students can here unscrupulous YY Mr. Manager.As soon as he opened the webpage, Park saw his meager reminder flashing "You have seven new comments." Another reminder "You have a new fan."
As soon as Pu student clicked on the fan reminder, before he had time to see who followed him, the colleague next to him came over and asked him to have dinner together.The excited Pu student quickly turned off Weibo and waved his hand instantly: "I won't go, I'm not hungry today."
Seeing that several colleagues in the office had left the door, Classmate Pu reopened his Weibo with a wretched smile, and regardless of who the person who paid attention to him just now was, he anxiously opened a comment for himself.Under the long Weibo that I posted on YY, the gay friends were all complaining happily.
[Pfft, ask for the truth! 】
[No JB said a picture! 】
【Go to the gym! 】
[Chrysanthemum take care! 】
【Are you sure you didn't stuff that magazine in there? 】
[The truth on the far right! 】//@Your chrysanthemum is okay: 【Are you sure you didn't stuff him with that magazine? 】
Pu student read the previous few articles, and casually replied with a few words [Where is the integrity. ] and other unnutritious words.When I turned to the seventh article, I saw an ID that I had never seen before.
You untouchables: [If you want to know the name of that magazine, can you private message me? 】
Classmate Pu thought for a long time, but he didn't remember that he had seen the ID of "you untouchables". He put the mouse on this person's name, and unexpectedly found that this person followed him.Classmate Pu clicked on this person's Weibo account. The homepage is very clean, the profile picture is Weibo's original picture, and there is only one Weibo on the page, which reads: [Today I went to the top of the mountain to watch the sunrise. 】A photo is attached below.Classmate Pu clicked on the big picture, and it was a person standing on the top of the mountain. The background was a round of the sun that had just risen. The red sun rose up among the clouds and mist among the mountains.But what attracted Park Shin even more was the people in the photo.
The man was wearing a white T-shirt and linen hiking shorts. He was holding a water bottle in his right hand and was pulling up the T-shirt with his left hand, wiping the sweat off his face with the clothes.Because of this movement, the graceful muscle lines of the man's abdomen were unreservedly displayed, which looked particularly sexy against the reddish sunlight and crystal beads of sweat.
The moment he clicked on the big picture, Pu Xin had reflexively flung himself onto the computer screen, desperately leaning his face closer to the screen to see the man's abs in the photo.The nerves of being a gay man were fully triggered, and the healthy and attractive body made Park right-click the picture without hesitation and save it to the local computer.
How could such a sexy person reply to his meagerness!Pu student expressed great emotion, the body is so good-looking, do you know what the face looks like?He looked at the photo carefully, but unfortunately, because he was wiping away his sweat, his face could not be seen in the photo at all.
Wouldn't it be the type with Wu Yanzu's body and Guo Degang's face?Student Park had great doubts in his heart, but the doubts were quickly thrown behind him.Face is not important!The abdominal muscles and waist curve are enough to give ten points!
After thinking about it again and again, Pu student decided to pay attention to this handsome guy because of his abs, and by the way, reply to this guy who has never seen him before.Classmate Park opened the private message and asked cryptically, "Do you want this magazine?"
Waiting for the man's reply with great anticipation, Classmate Park had already set the label of "similar" in his heart for this man with a superb figure.After waiting for more than ten minutes, the person still hadn't logged in. Pu student was anxious, and sent another private message to the person: "Aren't you there?"
As soon as the second private message was sent, the person replied: "I want to read it."
It really is gay!Classmate Park is very happy, there will never be any man in this world who wants to read macho magazines except gay!Classmate Pu excitedly wanted to reply, but remembered that the magazine belonged to him, how could he know what the book was called.
In order to maintain his reputation and want to hook up with the abs man, Park couldn't say the words "I don't know". After thinking about it, Park finally gave his favorite magazine number to the abs man. sent it.There was silence for a while, and it took another ten minutes to reply: "Okay, thank you. 【/Smiley face】"
Smile!Park's confidence is in full bloom.It's a smiley face!It's a smiley face!This man with abs must have a crush on him!
Just about to reply to this man with abs, Park, who was sullen inside but strives to be noble in appearance, stopped his hand that wanted to reply.How can he be so active, doesn't it make people feel empty, lonely and cold, and want to chat with someone?Classmate Pu stared at the clock like years and watched the time pass for more than ten minutes before replying to the person: "You're welcome.【/Thumb】"
I thought that I should have performed well this time, but the other party did not reply to the next letter.Pu Xin waited for a long time, until the colleagues who went out to eat came back, but there was still no news from the other party.
Pu Xin turned off Weibo in disappointment, took out two sandwich biscuits and stuffed them in his mouth.The colleagues who walked in waved him as a greeting, and then turned to talk to the person next to him: "What do you mean by Manager Zhang?"
"Who knows. But since he said that he will strengthen supervision, it must be because he found out that someone used working hours to do things that have nothing to do with the company." Another colleague continued, "However, some people in our company will really write during working hours. Is it a novel? In my opinion, it might be more rigid to read the little pornographic webpage during working hours."
Park Xin keenly heard the word "novel", and instantly pricked up his ears to listen carefully.The colleague is still saying: "It is also possible that he did it on purpose, deliberately finding a mistake that is unlikely to be made by others, and taking the opportunity to strengthen internal supervision." The colleague sighed, "What do you think he is doing so hard, I saw him before I have worked overtime by myself several times, and still feel that my performance is not outstanding enough? Why look for trouble when there is nothing to do."
The two were still discussing their feelings towards Zhang Junran in low voices, while Pu was already covered in cold sweat, novel!novel!Doesn't that mean you're talking about yourself? !
I pretended to be okay before!From this point of view, doesn't that ghost animal glasses know everything? !
Student Park was completely frightened, choked on the biscuit in his mouth, and poured himself a large glass of water. Before he could drink it, Student Park saw Zhang Junran walking into their office hall. The colleague immediately stopped discussing the big topic, and shouted respectfully to Zhang Junran: "Hello, Manager Zhang."
Zhang Junran nodded to those two people, glanced at Pu Xin, and walked over, Pu student quickly stood up nervously.Just as Zhang Junran was about to say something, Pu, whose mouth was full of water, shuddered. He couldn't hold back for a while, and with a "poof", all the water sprayed onto Zhang Junran's face in front of him.
☆、Everyone has a man with abs in mind
Zhang Junran nodded to those two people, glanced at Pu Xin, and walked over, Pu student quickly stood up nervously.Just as Zhang Junran was about to say something, Pu, whose mouth was full of water, shuddered. He couldn't hold back for a while, and with a "poof", all the water sprayed onto Zhang Junran's face in front of him.
Zhang Junran's face was sprayed with a little light yellow tea, and the bangs flying up in front were all hit by the water, which closely fitted Zhang Junran's face.Ghost Animal's glasses were also covered with water stains, dripping down drop by drop.The manager curled his lips and let out a "bah", confirming the speculation of everyone present: Nima's saliva really sprayed into his mouth!
Pu student clearly knew that he really shouldn't laugh at a time like this, but seeing Zhang Junran's appearance, Pu Xin couldn't help but let out a "puchi" laugh from the bottom of his heart.Although he quickly put away his smile and covered his mouth, in the unusually quiet office, this laughter was still unusually abrupt, and it was accurately conveyed to everyone's ears.
Pu student seemed to see the corner of Zhang Junran's mouth twitching, he quickly handed Zhang Junran a piece of paper, and apologized righteously by the way: "I'm sorry, manager! I really didn't mean to be the manager!"
Zhang Junran silently took the paper towels to wipe his face, then took out several papers from Pu Xin's desk, and vigorously wiped his glasses.The bangs on the forehead were still sticking to Zhang Junran's face, Park Xin couldn't help complaining in his heart, are glasses more important than hair?Sure enough, that is the real body?
Zhang Junran wiped his glasses, threw the paper back on Pu Xin's desk with extreme disgust, and said slowly in a voice that sounded completely emotionless but that the content was actually problematic: "You will give me a copy tomorrow." A [-]-word review."
review? !What it is!Still 100 words!Pu students once again felt a great insult to personality.Ten thousand words!Ten thousand words!Thinking about how Mr. Park is also a small author with a thousand words worth more than ten yuan, wouldn't a [-]-word review be equivalent to posting more than [-] yuan to Zhang Junran? !Isn't he avenging his own private revenge?
Pu Xinxin looked at the two colleagues around him with pleading eyes, and the two wise and safe colleagues resolutely and tacitly began to pretend that they were looking at the sky to study the Marxist-Leninist philosophy of life and the truth of capitalist exploitation of flesh and blood.
The isolated and helpless classmate Park resisted tremblingly: "Well, manager, I don't understand, what should I criticize?"
Zhang Junran, who has always spoken very slowly, made an exception and quickly said: "According to Article 10, Item [-] of Chapter [-] of the company's articles of association, any person who violates the personality or body of the company's boss due to abnormal personal emotional control, the boss has the right to deal with it at his discretion. .My handling of you is a [-]-word review. Of course, if you feel that my handling is inappropriate, you can also choose to appeal to your superiors, or apply for resignation."
Isn't this cheating your brother? !The old man who is more senior will eat tofu from the female staff every day except picking his feet, how can he appeal!Pu classmate shouted wronged: "Manager! I absolutely did not physically assault you!"
"The water you sprayed on me is hot." Zhang Junran calmly pointed at the paper thrown on Pu's desk, "You can touch it."
Classmate Pu looked at Zhang Junran with a sad face, and finally succumbed to his facial paralysis: "...I, I... will definitely hand it over to you tomorrow."
"By the way, I forgot to say, it's one serving a day." Pu Xin seemed to see a demon lurking behind Zhang Junran with teeth and claws, and smiled evilly at him.The manager who was possessed by the demon reminded in a casual and ordinary tone, "...until I think you have done enough self-criticism."
Pu student sighed silently, then lowered his head obediently: "...Yes."
+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!【Student Park’s current expression is very suitable as a dividing line】+_+!+ _+!+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!
Blessings are unparalleled, and misfortunes never come singly. Park Xin felt that he was definitely unlucky and offended a villain recently, so he frequently got involved with Zhang Junran.This inhuman guy mercilessly caused him to suffer from lack of sleep and become mentally disturbed. Two big bags under his eyes continued to hang on his originally flushed little face.
Park Shin, who frantically made up a [-]-word self-criticism with a bowl of instant noodles after get off work, almost collapsed.
Park Xin clutched his beating conscience while writing "Dear Manager Zhang." He cursed in his heart【Bastard Zhang Junran! 】
"On this sunny and sunny day, I made a huge mistake." [You're definitely an iceberg pervert! 】
"Because my level of knowledge is not high enough, and my ideological comprehension is not deep enough, I offended my respected manager Zhang in some actions today." [Do you think you are a manager because you are a manager? !Emma, how many tall, rich and handsome people are there in the world? What are you dragging, you bastard! 】
"Although I think this incident was purely accidental. Because in my heart, I have always regarded Manager Zhang as the most worthy of learning and the cutest person." [Do you think you are so awesome when you wear a pair of glasses every day?Who can't afford five yuan for a pair of reading glasses on the roadside!I'm going to buy a pair tomorrow too. 】
"You are hardworking, brave, and law-abiding. You have led our team to develop into a team spirit, and you have established an excellent leadership demeanor."I'm scared to death when I see you, who would dare not work hard! 】
"Since receiving your education, I have learned a lot. I think that my mistakes, defects and improvements mainly include the following points."wrong!I think it is definitely a Yangwei! 】
Before half of the review was written, Park Xin didn't even have the energy to curse.At the end of the writing, Park Xin repeatedly cursed Zhang Junran's future generations of children without a penis.
Pu, who was originally not fast at typing, struggled with the computer for more than six hours, and it was already late at night when he finished writing.After the last full stop was hit, Pu, who originally planned to write his own novel today to satisfy the children who were chasing the article and looked forward to the next update, really didn't have the energy to type any more words.
The tired and paralyzed classmate Park finally decided to let himself go. Compared with continuing to read essays or something, brushing up on meagerness is the truth of life to relax the body and mind.
Classmate Pu, who was lying on the bed aimlessly brushing pornographic jokes on his mobile phone, reposted a few tweets. The more he watched, the sleepier he got. He was about to go to sleep, but saw that the man with abs he followed today updated a tweet.The time of publication is twelve o'clock, and the content is: [I just got home and took a shower, I'm tired, take a break. 】
Like the last article, this one also has a photo attached. In the photo, in the hall, the man with the abs is wearing a black vest and sweatpants of the same color, sitting on the sofa, holding a large white towel in one hand Wiping hair.His face was still invisible in the photo, but the tight-fitting black vest outlined the graceful body lines of the man with abs.
The most important thing is that Park, who never misses the key parts in the photos, was pleasantly surprised to find that because the sports shorts are too loose, from the perspective of taking pictures, you can see the boxer underwear that the man with abs is wearing under the sports pants.The dark gray boxer briefs are intriguing, and there is a place that looks like a protrusion, which reminds Pu students of some important parts without integrity!
It's a late-night benefit, dear!Pu student excitedly saved the photo to the local, elated and couldn't control himself, he replied a comment to the abs man's Weibo: [Rest early when you are tired. 】
Unexpectedly, the man with abs was also online, and replied almost instantly: [Thank you, you too. 】
Well!Just five words and two punctuation marks put Pu students in a good mood. Sure enough, no matter what kind of ghosts, beasts and iceberg bastards you encounter in real life, as long as you can see such a beautiful scenery, you can be healed physically and mentally!
Classmate Pu looked at the photo again with satisfaction, and decided to forget about that bastard Zhang Junran!Tsk, I must have a sweet dream tonight!
☆, come, come, masturbate
Park Shin, who has been a virgin for 21 years and was dubbed Mensao by his good friends, really had a sweet dream on this night.
In this dream, through Park’s hard work, he was fortunate enough to meet the man with the abs. Although the whole dream scene is very strange, most of it is focused on the man’s body wearing only a pair of gray underwear, and the face of the man with the abs cannot be seen. , but Pu students are still very happy.Especially in Pu Xin's dream, the man with abs hugged Pu Xin tenderly, and kissed Pu Xin very eagerly. The two did not have too much verbal communication, most of the content was concentrated in action.
Pu Xin already knew how to do things like spring dreams when he was just in the second year of junior high school.In his dream, there used to be the senior in high school, the young teaching assistant with a sweet smile in the university, the little brother who often delivered couriers in the community, and the strong water delivery man who appeared in the next-door community, and of course, there were posters on the star.Occasionally, Park will also dream about the more palatable customers he has received.In the dream, Pu is not a picky eater, but Pu, who is inexperienced, generally does not have too many tricks in his dreams. Without exception, it is all about kissing, touching, raising, and releasing.Then when he wakes up the next morning, Pu will find that his underwear is wet again.
However, this spring dream seems to be a little different. Pu, who has always only dreamed of touching each other, in this dream, dreamed that he was slowly put on a bed full of rose petals by a man with abdominal muscles, and kissed by the man with abdominal muscles. After passing him, one hand caressed his lower body, and the other hand unexpectedly reached somewhere behind.
Student Park was very nervous, but the feeling in the dream was really cool.Pu Xin almost felt that he was going to melt into the hands of the man with abs, and that kind of happy feeling made him completely unable to distinguish between dreams and reality.In the dream, student Park thought excitedly: I will finally lose my virginity today!
However, when the ab-muscular man reached out to his hand and really poked his body, Pu student felt a pain in his body.Pu Xin yelled, and when he saw the roses all over the bed, they suddenly grew thorns.
Park Shin hugged the man with abs and shouted, "What's going on?"
The abs man let out a faint laugh: "Hehehehe, you haven't finished your [-]-word self-criticism, so I'm going to punish you."
When Pu Xin looked up, he saw a pair of big glasses on the face of the man with abs.The glasses shone with a terrifying light.Classmate Pu yelled: "I'll wipe it! I've obviously finished writing!"
But the man with the abs had already pulled him off his body and threw him onto the big bed full of rose thorns!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"Pu Xin was extremely frightened, his limbs were still pulling frantically, for fear that he would be turned into a sprinkler by the thorns all over the bed.
Classmate Pu opened his eyes while screaming. After screaming for half a minute, he was shocked to find that the ceiling was in front of him, and there were no roses under him, it was clearly the floor!He panted and looked around. There were no men with abs, big glasses, or roses in the room. Some of them fell asleep and fell under the bed for some reason, and a big red bump appeared on the top of their heads.
How could it be a erotic dream that turned into a nightmare, and even dreamed of falling.Pu Xin got up and put his arms around his head and cursed, it was all because of that bastard Zhang Junran!If he hadn't asked himself to write a review, how could he have dreamed of his big pair of glasses in such a beautiful dream!
Classmate Pu collapsed on the bed and wanted to sleep for a while, when suddenly he heard the alarm clock beside the bed beeping, Pu Xin cried again in confidence, thinking why it was already time to go to work.Pu Xin reached out to press the alarm clock, only to find that the clock had pointed to eight o'clock.
eight o'clock!Classmate Pu woke up with a start, and all the energy of waking up disappeared!Nima, he is going to be late!No, it's already late!Pu Xin jumped up from the bed with a "crash", found two clothes and put them on, washed his face and brushed his teeth, and went out for 2 minutes.Classmate Pu rushed out of the house with a piece of bread in his mouth. Before he left, he hadn't forgotten the [-]-word self-criticism that made him have nightmares and was late.
After getting out of the car, he ran all the way to the office. Panting, even the hair on his head was fluttering in the wind. As soon as he opened the door of the company, he saw colleagues coming out of the morning meeting room one after another.Student Park sighed, sure enough!Still not in time!
Zhang Junran also came out slowly, holding two documents in his hand.Park Xin took a deep breath, and mustered up the courage to step forward. Being late was already hopeless, at least he had to hand in the self-criticism first to show that he had changed his mind and never intentionally despised the leader.Pu student silently rehearsed the tone of his apology, ready to take it down later: "Manager, this is me..."
"Zhang Junran! Come here!" Before the rehearsal was over, Zhang Junran, who was walking towards him, was suddenly called out by the big boss who came out of nowhere.Zhang Junran turned and walked towards the big boss on the side, with a slight smile on his cold face: "Boss."
The big boss put his arms around the manager's shoulders and enthusiastically introduced him to the foreign men around him, "Mr. Brown, this is what I told you! Zhang Junran of our company is young and promising, you hand over your fund Give it to him, you can definitely rest assured!"
Cheng Yaojin was killed halfway!Pu Xin, who was already prepared, was interrupted and suddenly lost confidence, so he had no choice but to withdraw.Forget it, I will give it to him later, anyway, there is still a whole day, there is always a chance.
Zhang Junran walked into the boss's office while chatting with the big boss and the new customers, but while he was talking, his eyes shifted, looking at the dejected Pu Xin's back, he suddenly smiled.
"What is Mr. Zhang laughing at?" Seeing Zhang Junran's sudden smile, Mr. Brown suddenly felt that this person was easier to get close to than before. He didn't really believe in Zhang Junran, and his feeling became less intense. He asked proactively, "I thought of something happy."
Zhang Junran shook his head, and said without blushing, "I just think that if I can gain the trust of a big client like Mr. Brown, it will be a great honor for me."
Bad day.
Pu Xin, who failed to hand over the ten thousand word review letter to Zhang Junran, didn't dare to take a picture all day, except staring at the computer screen, he was staring at Zhang Junran's office.But God obviously didn't intend to take care of him.Except when the stock market opened, Zhang Junran kept coming in and out of the office.First, I had lunch with the big boss, and the brown-haired foreign man who seemed to be 1.9 meters tall even if he was not two meters tall. After the market closed, I met several customers one after another.Classmate Park didn't dare to disturb him, for fear that the manager would be upset and ask him to write a [-]-word self-criticism.In the end, he waited and waited. Pu, who didn’t even dare to eat well, could only eat bread in the office. Finally, when other colleagues got off work, Pu Xin was so bored on the computer that he started playing minesweeper, but Zhang Junran still Sitting in the office, looking down, busy, not knowing what to do.
I have long heard that Zhang Junran is a workaholic, but Park Xin, who usually rushes out after work, has never seen it with his own eyes.Student Pu waited patiently until after nine o'clock, and he couldn't resist anymore.Pu, who had been eating bread all day, was so hungry that he was growling. Pu Xinxin muttered, even if you don't eat, I will go and make up for myself.
Picking up the self-criticism that he had been holding in his hand for almost a whole day, Pu Xin walked to the door of the manager's office and knocked on the door. The person inside quickly agreed, "Please come in."
Finally, when it was time to hand over business, Pu Xin immediately put on the biggest smile: "Manager Zhang, are you still off work?"
"No, there is something else to do." Zhang Junran said without raising his head while comparing the information on hand, "You didn't go back anyway, what's the matter?"
Not you!Make me unable to go!While cursing in his heart, Pu Xin respectfully put the self-criticism on Zhang Junran's desk: "Hehe, well, I want to hand this self-criticism to you, so I dare not leave."
Who knows that Zhang Junran answered the phone and stood up before taking a look, and walked out while calling: "You said, yes, yes, our company can do fund accounts, if you are interested in foreign exchange..."
It seemed that there was no Pu Xin in the office at all, Zhang Junran walked out the door on the phone, and left Pu Xin in the office alone.
This is how!Am I transparent? !Pu Xin stood up "crashly" and cursed silently at Zhang Junran outside through the glass window, but the guy walked further and further, turned a corner directly, and entered the tea room.
If you want to make a phone call, can't you read my self-criticism before leaving? !Should I leave now or wait? !Pu classmate scolded for a while, and felt that he was really wronged, so he had to sit down disgruntled.Although I was depressed, it was true that I didn't dare to leave.Pu Xin, whose stomach was growling, had to sit obediently in the same place, waiting for Zhang Junran to come back.
Looking at the lights on the ceiling and counting the little stars for a long time, Zhang Junran who disappeared on the phone still did not come back.Pu Xin, who was so bored, finally couldn't sit still anymore, and looked outside the office with his head, but Zhang Junran was completely invisible.He stood up happily, and sat down on Mr. Manager's boss chair.
So comfortable!Sure enough, it is a very expensive stool, which is different from the chairs that their little trader bought wholesale for 30 yuan a piece.Park Xin turned around on it, turned around again, coughed twice, imitated Zhang Junran's expression, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Zhang! It's wrong for you to do this, write me a review and hand it in! "
Sitting in the position of the manager is really cool.Pu Xin, who was having fun, picked up the golden pen on the table and twirled it a few times, and wrote a few words in the air hypocritically.Inwardly, he put his legs on the table and sat daydreaming: "If I become a manager..."
"If you become a manager, what do you want?" Zhang Junran's voice suddenly sounded, and Pu Xin was startled. He hurriedly took his leg off the table, and he clumsily knocked over the documents on the table. It fell all over the place.
"You..." Before Zhang Junran could swear, Student Pu had already yelled consciously: "I'm sorry, manager! I'll pick it up for you right now!" Pu Xin, who regretted that he was really cheap with hands and legs, just bent down, Picking up a folder, he saw a magazine that he was very familiar with appeared under the folder.
On the cover of the magazine is a European and American hunk, wearing a firefighter's overalls, holding a large water gun in both hands, putting it on his sensitive position, and smiling at the camera, showing his white teeth.Below the photo, a large sticker read: "Do whatever you want with him."
Classmate Park froze in place, keeping a bent posture and not daring to move, as many explosive topics swirled in his mind.
[I wipe!This Jun Ran is really TM gay! 】
[How can he read this kind of book in the office! ! 】
[Nima is still my favorite book! ! ! 】
【I was in YY yesterday and he was reading this book!How did it make me flirt with reality? ! 】
[Emma!There won't be a page that really says "you can masturbate again"! ! ! ! 】
[Nimei! 】Finally, a thought flashed through Park Shin's mind.
[Why did you let me see it! ! ! ! !Which makes me react to what to do! 】
I don't see, I don't see, I don't see anything.Park student hypnotized himself, ignored the book, and wanted to pick up other folders to pretend he was blind.But Zhang Junran walked to the desk, and said something to the stiff Pu Xin in a very, very, really strange tone.
"En? Xiaopu, what did you see?"
☆、You should start dating from Weibo
"En? Xiaopu, what did you see?"
If this was a funny novel, then Pu Xin would definitely roll his eyes and look at the ceiling, reach out and grope ahead, pretending to be blind, and shouting: "Emma, why am I blind all of a sudden!" while walking out accurately. office.
It's not a comedy novel, though.Pu Xin knew very well that if he dared to use this trick, he would definitely die without a whole body.
He slowly picked up the magazine, put it on the table calmly, and smiled at Zhang Junran with the most innocent eyes he had ever used in his life: "Hehehe, Manager Zhang, you also read fitness magazines, I see You have a good figure, you don’t need to exercise to be like this. Chinese people, too many muscles don’t look good.”
This is already the best step that Pu Xin can think of. As long as Zhang Junran also pretends to be another kind of youth besides ordinary youth and literary youth, Pu Xin will be able to retreat unscathed.And for Zhang Junran whose secret was suddenly discovered, it was definitely a good opportunity to fool him.
But the manager obviously didn't realize Park's intentions.He closed the door gently, and turned the lock with a snap. The familiarity of his movements reminded Pu Xin of some domestic thrillers, but also a little bit of an island love action movie.Student Pu stood up straight and took a step back.
Zhang Junran stepped forward slowly, walked to the desk, opened a page casually, fixed his eyes on it, and said lightly: "You can see, this is not a fitness magazine."
What am I going to do by rubbing him? !Pu Xin raised one hand and put up three fingers: "I, I, I, I don't understand, I really thought it was a fitness magazine."
When Zhang Junran walked to the chair and sat down, Pu Xin had already retreated to the wall, wishing to turn himself into a piece of wallpaper and paste it on it.Zhang Junran put down the magazine, turned the chair to face Pu Xin, clasped his hands and raised his chin: "As you imagined, I really like men."
Obviously Pu Xin stood taller, but for some reason, he always felt despised.What made Park Xin even more unbalanced was why this guy could announce his sexual orientation so proudly, as if it was something to be proud of and not to avoid.And he also likes men, but he has to stick to the wall carefully and dare not even look at Zhang Junran.
"I think, even if I don't make it clear, you will definitely guess so in your heart
As soon as the manager raised his hand, classmate Park shut his mouth immediately, and Zhang Junran still looked at him expressionlessly: "You can really say, why don't you write a novel?"
Classmate Pu cried silently in his heart, I am a novel writer!
Zhang Junran waved his hand: "Okay, needless to say, I just hope you don't casually gossip among colleagues with bad titles. You go out, the market will open immediately, the client's business is important."
Student Pu murmured silently in his heart, do you still need me to give you your title, and besides, the vocabulary like Bingshan is not suitable for you!Ghost animal is the real standard term!Student Park had one thing in mind and another face, and quickly backed out with a smile on his face.
After closing the door, Pu student angrily walked to his seat, turned on the computer, and the time on the computer was still at 45:15.Park Xin couldn't help feeling emotional, obviously only talked to Zhang Junran for 800 minutes, why did he feel that [-] years have passed? !
Holding your breath in your heart will promote aging!How can a virgin who has not found a man tolerate such a thing!Pu student looked at the people around him, they were all focused on the matter at hand.15 minutes left to open!Pu Xin opened the document and typed the file name with a "snap".
"After hours manager!"
Classmate Pu smirked, and typed the first line with a smile: "Today, I am the manager of YD in our company on August [-]..."
☆Come on, let me help you wash your face
"Today, I'm here to be the manager of YD in our company on August [-]. Our manager is called Z man. Z man..."
At this moment, Pu Xin, who was extremely slow in typing, had a super burst of character. He tapped the keyboard frantically for 15 minutes and wrote a short joke without any pressure.Duanzi affectionately described how when he was submitting the report to "Z Man", he accidentally saw a macho magazine he had put in the file, and when he opened it, there was a folded corner on it, and the folded corner read "already Masturbation!” or “Real masturbation!” experience.
When the time on the computer jumps to 9:[-] sharp, Student Park has even made a decision to publish it on Weibo, then closes the document and opens the stock trading software in a steady manner, and obediently continues to buy according to the new plan received today. , the process of selling, buying, and selling.
As soon as the stock market closed at noon, Pu student excitedly opened Weibo, waiting to see the replies from his good friends.
This is a meager post that Pu classmate specially applied for to post jokes about men and women. Among the acquaintances, only a few gay friends and danmei writers know about it, and most of the other fans are zombie fans.Pu students can here unscrupulous YY Mr. Manager.As soon as he opened the webpage, Park saw his meager reminder flashing "You have seven new comments." Another reminder "You have a new fan."
As soon as Pu student clicked on the fan reminder, before he had time to see who followed him, the colleague next to him came over and asked him to have dinner together.The excited Pu student quickly turned off Weibo and waved his hand instantly: "I won't go, I'm not hungry today."
Seeing that several colleagues in the office had left the door, Classmate Pu reopened his Weibo with a wretched smile, and regardless of who the person who paid attention to him just now was, he anxiously opened a comment for himself.Under the long Weibo that I posted on YY, the gay friends were all complaining happily.
[Pfft, ask for the truth! 】
[No JB said a picture! 】
【Go to the gym! 】
[Chrysanthemum take care! 】
【Are you sure you didn't stuff that magazine in there? 】
[The truth on the far right! 】//@Your chrysanthemum is okay: 【Are you sure you didn't stuff him with that magazine? 】
Pu student read the previous few articles, and casually replied with a few words [Where is the integrity. ] and other unnutritious words.When I turned to the seventh article, I saw an ID that I had never seen before.
You untouchables: [If you want to know the name of that magazine, can you private message me? 】
Classmate Pu thought for a long time, but he didn't remember that he had seen the ID of "you untouchables". He put the mouse on this person's name, and unexpectedly found that this person followed him.Classmate Pu clicked on this person's Weibo account. The homepage is very clean, the profile picture is Weibo's original picture, and there is only one Weibo on the page, which reads: [Today I went to the top of the mountain to watch the sunrise. 】A photo is attached below.Classmate Pu clicked on the big picture, and it was a person standing on the top of the mountain. The background was a round of the sun that had just risen. The red sun rose up among the clouds and mist among the mountains.But what attracted Park Shin even more was the people in the photo.
The man was wearing a white T-shirt and linen hiking shorts. He was holding a water bottle in his right hand and was pulling up the T-shirt with his left hand, wiping the sweat off his face with the clothes.Because of this movement, the graceful muscle lines of the man's abdomen were unreservedly displayed, which looked particularly sexy against the reddish sunlight and crystal beads of sweat.
The moment he clicked on the big picture, Pu Xin had reflexively flung himself onto the computer screen, desperately leaning his face closer to the screen to see the man's abs in the photo.The nerves of being a gay man were fully triggered, and the healthy and attractive body made Park right-click the picture without hesitation and save it to the local computer.
How could such a sexy person reply to his meagerness!Pu student expressed great emotion, the body is so good-looking, do you know what the face looks like?He looked at the photo carefully, but unfortunately, because he was wiping away his sweat, his face could not be seen in the photo at all.
Wouldn't it be the type with Wu Yanzu's body and Guo Degang's face?Student Park had great doubts in his heart, but the doubts were quickly thrown behind him.Face is not important!The abdominal muscles and waist curve are enough to give ten points!
After thinking about it again and again, Pu student decided to pay attention to this handsome guy because of his abs, and by the way, reply to this guy who has never seen him before.Classmate Park opened the private message and asked cryptically, "Do you want this magazine?"
Waiting for the man's reply with great anticipation, Classmate Park had already set the label of "similar" in his heart for this man with a superb figure.After waiting for more than ten minutes, the person still hadn't logged in. Pu student was anxious, and sent another private message to the person: "Aren't you there?"
As soon as the second private message was sent, the person replied: "I want to read it."
It really is gay!Classmate Park is very happy, there will never be any man in this world who wants to read macho magazines except gay!Classmate Pu excitedly wanted to reply, but remembered that the magazine belonged to him, how could he know what the book was called.
In order to maintain his reputation and want to hook up with the abs man, Park couldn't say the words "I don't know". After thinking about it, Park finally gave his favorite magazine number to the abs man. sent it.There was silence for a while, and it took another ten minutes to reply: "Okay, thank you. 【/Smiley face】"
Smile!Park's confidence is in full bloom.It's a smiley face!It's a smiley face!This man with abs must have a crush on him!
Just about to reply to this man with abs, Park, who was sullen inside but strives to be noble in appearance, stopped his hand that wanted to reply.How can he be so active, doesn't it make people feel empty, lonely and cold, and want to chat with someone?Classmate Pu stared at the clock like years and watched the time pass for more than ten minutes before replying to the person: "You're welcome.【/Thumb】"
I thought that I should have performed well this time, but the other party did not reply to the next letter.Pu Xin waited for a long time, until the colleagues who went out to eat came back, but there was still no news from the other party.
Pu Xin turned off Weibo in disappointment, took out two sandwich biscuits and stuffed them in his mouth.The colleagues who walked in waved him as a greeting, and then turned to talk to the person next to him: "What do you mean by Manager Zhang?"
"Who knows. But since he said that he will strengthen supervision, it must be because he found out that someone used working hours to do things that have nothing to do with the company." Another colleague continued, "However, some people in our company will really write during working hours. Is it a novel? In my opinion, it might be more rigid to read the little pornographic webpage during working hours."
Park Xin keenly heard the word "novel", and instantly pricked up his ears to listen carefully.The colleague is still saying: "It is also possible that he did it on purpose, deliberately finding a mistake that is unlikely to be made by others, and taking the opportunity to strengthen internal supervision." The colleague sighed, "What do you think he is doing so hard, I saw him before I have worked overtime by myself several times, and still feel that my performance is not outstanding enough? Why look for trouble when there is nothing to do."
The two were still discussing their feelings towards Zhang Junran in low voices, while Pu was already covered in cold sweat, novel!novel!Doesn't that mean you're talking about yourself? !
I pretended to be okay before!From this point of view, doesn't that ghost animal glasses know everything? !
Student Park was completely frightened, choked on the biscuit in his mouth, and poured himself a large glass of water. Before he could drink it, Student Park saw Zhang Junran walking into their office hall. The colleague immediately stopped discussing the big topic, and shouted respectfully to Zhang Junran: "Hello, Manager Zhang."
Zhang Junran nodded to those two people, glanced at Pu Xin, and walked over, Pu student quickly stood up nervously.Just as Zhang Junran was about to say something, Pu, whose mouth was full of water, shuddered. He couldn't hold back for a while, and with a "poof", all the water sprayed onto Zhang Junran's face in front of him.
☆、Everyone has a man with abs in mind
Zhang Junran nodded to those two people, glanced at Pu Xin, and walked over, Pu student quickly stood up nervously.Just as Zhang Junran was about to say something, Pu, whose mouth was full of water, shuddered. He couldn't hold back for a while, and with a "poof", all the water sprayed onto Zhang Junran's face in front of him.
Zhang Junran's face was sprayed with a little light yellow tea, and the bangs flying up in front were all hit by the water, which closely fitted Zhang Junran's face.Ghost Animal's glasses were also covered with water stains, dripping down drop by drop.The manager curled his lips and let out a "bah", confirming the speculation of everyone present: Nima's saliva really sprayed into his mouth!
Pu student clearly knew that he really shouldn't laugh at a time like this, but seeing Zhang Junran's appearance, Pu Xin couldn't help but let out a "puchi" laugh from the bottom of his heart.Although he quickly put away his smile and covered his mouth, in the unusually quiet office, this laughter was still unusually abrupt, and it was accurately conveyed to everyone's ears.
Pu student seemed to see the corner of Zhang Junran's mouth twitching, he quickly handed Zhang Junran a piece of paper, and apologized righteously by the way: "I'm sorry, manager! I really didn't mean to be the manager!"
Zhang Junran silently took the paper towels to wipe his face, then took out several papers from Pu Xin's desk, and vigorously wiped his glasses.The bangs on the forehead were still sticking to Zhang Junran's face, Park Xin couldn't help complaining in his heart, are glasses more important than hair?Sure enough, that is the real body?
Zhang Junran wiped his glasses, threw the paper back on Pu Xin's desk with extreme disgust, and said slowly in a voice that sounded completely emotionless but that the content was actually problematic: "You will give me a copy tomorrow." A [-]-word review."
review? !What it is!Still 100 words!Pu students once again felt a great insult to personality.Ten thousand words!Ten thousand words!Thinking about how Mr. Park is also a small author with a thousand words worth more than ten yuan, wouldn't a [-]-word review be equivalent to posting more than [-] yuan to Zhang Junran? !Isn't he avenging his own private revenge?
Pu Xinxin looked at the two colleagues around him with pleading eyes, and the two wise and safe colleagues resolutely and tacitly began to pretend that they were looking at the sky to study the Marxist-Leninist philosophy of life and the truth of capitalist exploitation of flesh and blood.
The isolated and helpless classmate Park resisted tremblingly: "Well, manager, I don't understand, what should I criticize?"
Zhang Junran, who has always spoken very slowly, made an exception and quickly said: "According to Article 10, Item [-] of Chapter [-] of the company's articles of association, any person who violates the personality or body of the company's boss due to abnormal personal emotional control, the boss has the right to deal with it at his discretion. .My handling of you is a [-]-word review. Of course, if you feel that my handling is inappropriate, you can also choose to appeal to your superiors, or apply for resignation."
Isn't this cheating your brother? !The old man who is more senior will eat tofu from the female staff every day except picking his feet, how can he appeal!Pu classmate shouted wronged: "Manager! I absolutely did not physically assault you!"
"The water you sprayed on me is hot." Zhang Junran calmly pointed at the paper thrown on Pu's desk, "You can touch it."
Classmate Pu looked at Zhang Junran with a sad face, and finally succumbed to his facial paralysis: "...I, I... will definitely hand it over to you tomorrow."
"By the way, I forgot to say, it's one serving a day." Pu Xin seemed to see a demon lurking behind Zhang Junran with teeth and claws, and smiled evilly at him.The manager who was possessed by the demon reminded in a casual and ordinary tone, "...until I think you have done enough self-criticism."
Pu student sighed silently, then lowered his head obediently: "...Yes."
+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!【Student Park’s current expression is very suitable as a dividing line】+_+!+ _+!+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!+_+!
Blessings are unparalleled, and misfortunes never come singly. Park Xin felt that he was definitely unlucky and offended a villain recently, so he frequently got involved with Zhang Junran.This inhuman guy mercilessly caused him to suffer from lack of sleep and become mentally disturbed. Two big bags under his eyes continued to hang on his originally flushed little face.
Park Shin, who frantically made up a [-]-word self-criticism with a bowl of instant noodles after get off work, almost collapsed.
Park Xin clutched his beating conscience while writing "Dear Manager Zhang." He cursed in his heart【Bastard Zhang Junran! 】
"On this sunny and sunny day, I made a huge mistake." [You're definitely an iceberg pervert! 】
"Because my level of knowledge is not high enough, and my ideological comprehension is not deep enough, I offended my respected manager Zhang in some actions today." [Do you think you are a manager because you are a manager? !Emma, how many tall, rich and handsome people are there in the world? What are you dragging, you bastard! 】
"Although I think this incident was purely accidental. Because in my heart, I have always regarded Manager Zhang as the most worthy of learning and the cutest person." [Do you think you are so awesome when you wear a pair of glasses every day?Who can't afford five yuan for a pair of reading glasses on the roadside!I'm going to buy a pair tomorrow too. 】
"You are hardworking, brave, and law-abiding. You have led our team to develop into a team spirit, and you have established an excellent leadership demeanor."I'm scared to death when I see you, who would dare not work hard! 】
"Since receiving your education, I have learned a lot. I think that my mistakes, defects and improvements mainly include the following points."wrong!I think it is definitely a Yangwei! 】
Before half of the review was written, Park Xin didn't even have the energy to curse.At the end of the writing, Park Xin repeatedly cursed Zhang Junran's future generations of children without a penis.
Pu, who was originally not fast at typing, struggled with the computer for more than six hours, and it was already late at night when he finished writing.After the last full stop was hit, Pu, who originally planned to write his own novel today to satisfy the children who were chasing the article and looked forward to the next update, really didn't have the energy to type any more words.
The tired and paralyzed classmate Park finally decided to let himself go. Compared with continuing to read essays or something, brushing up on meagerness is the truth of life to relax the body and mind.
Classmate Pu, who was lying on the bed aimlessly brushing pornographic jokes on his mobile phone, reposted a few tweets. The more he watched, the sleepier he got. He was about to go to sleep, but saw that the man with abs he followed today updated a tweet.The time of publication is twelve o'clock, and the content is: [I just got home and took a shower, I'm tired, take a break. 】
Like the last article, this one also has a photo attached. In the photo, in the hall, the man with the abs is wearing a black vest and sweatpants of the same color, sitting on the sofa, holding a large white towel in one hand Wiping hair.His face was still invisible in the photo, but the tight-fitting black vest outlined the graceful body lines of the man with abs.
The most important thing is that Park, who never misses the key parts in the photos, was pleasantly surprised to find that because the sports shorts are too loose, from the perspective of taking pictures, you can see the boxer underwear that the man with abs is wearing under the sports pants.The dark gray boxer briefs are intriguing, and there is a place that looks like a protrusion, which reminds Pu students of some important parts without integrity!
It's a late-night benefit, dear!Pu student excitedly saved the photo to the local, elated and couldn't control himself, he replied a comment to the abs man's Weibo: [Rest early when you are tired. 】
Unexpectedly, the man with abs was also online, and replied almost instantly: [Thank you, you too. 】
Well!Just five words and two punctuation marks put Pu students in a good mood. Sure enough, no matter what kind of ghosts, beasts and iceberg bastards you encounter in real life, as long as you can see such a beautiful scenery, you can be healed physically and mentally!
Classmate Pu looked at the photo again with satisfaction, and decided to forget about that bastard Zhang Junran!Tsk, I must have a sweet dream tonight!
☆, come, come, masturbate
Park Shin, who has been a virgin for 21 years and was dubbed Mensao by his good friends, really had a sweet dream on this night.
In this dream, through Park’s hard work, he was fortunate enough to meet the man with the abs. Although the whole dream scene is very strange, most of it is focused on the man’s body wearing only a pair of gray underwear, and the face of the man with the abs cannot be seen. , but Pu students are still very happy.Especially in Pu Xin's dream, the man with abs hugged Pu Xin tenderly, and kissed Pu Xin very eagerly. The two did not have too much verbal communication, most of the content was concentrated in action.
Pu Xin already knew how to do things like spring dreams when he was just in the second year of junior high school.In his dream, there used to be the senior in high school, the young teaching assistant with a sweet smile in the university, the little brother who often delivered couriers in the community, and the strong water delivery man who appeared in the next-door community, and of course, there were posters on the star.Occasionally, Park will also dream about the more palatable customers he has received.In the dream, Pu is not a picky eater, but Pu, who is inexperienced, generally does not have too many tricks in his dreams. Without exception, it is all about kissing, touching, raising, and releasing.Then when he wakes up the next morning, Pu will find that his underwear is wet again.
However, this spring dream seems to be a little different. Pu, who has always only dreamed of touching each other, in this dream, dreamed that he was slowly put on a bed full of rose petals by a man with abdominal muscles, and kissed by the man with abdominal muscles. After passing him, one hand caressed his lower body, and the other hand unexpectedly reached somewhere behind.
Student Park was very nervous, but the feeling in the dream was really cool.Pu Xin almost felt that he was going to melt into the hands of the man with abs, and that kind of happy feeling made him completely unable to distinguish between dreams and reality.In the dream, student Park thought excitedly: I will finally lose my virginity today!
However, when the ab-muscular man reached out to his hand and really poked his body, Pu student felt a pain in his body.Pu Xin yelled, and when he saw the roses all over the bed, they suddenly grew thorns.
Park Shin hugged the man with abs and shouted, "What's going on?"
The abs man let out a faint laugh: "Hehehehe, you haven't finished your [-]-word self-criticism, so I'm going to punish you."
When Pu Xin looked up, he saw a pair of big glasses on the face of the man with abs.The glasses shone with a terrifying light.Classmate Pu yelled: "I'll wipe it! I've obviously finished writing!"
But the man with the abs had already pulled him off his body and threw him onto the big bed full of rose thorns!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"Pu Xin was extremely frightened, his limbs were still pulling frantically, for fear that he would be turned into a sprinkler by the thorns all over the bed.
Classmate Pu opened his eyes while screaming. After screaming for half a minute, he was shocked to find that the ceiling was in front of him, and there were no roses under him, it was clearly the floor!He panted and looked around. There were no men with abs, big glasses, or roses in the room. Some of them fell asleep and fell under the bed for some reason, and a big red bump appeared on the top of their heads.
How could it be a erotic dream that turned into a nightmare, and even dreamed of falling.Pu Xin got up and put his arms around his head and cursed, it was all because of that bastard Zhang Junran!If he hadn't asked himself to write a review, how could he have dreamed of his big pair of glasses in such a beautiful dream!
Classmate Pu collapsed on the bed and wanted to sleep for a while, when suddenly he heard the alarm clock beside the bed beeping, Pu Xin cried again in confidence, thinking why it was already time to go to work.Pu Xin reached out to press the alarm clock, only to find that the clock had pointed to eight o'clock.
eight o'clock!Classmate Pu woke up with a start, and all the energy of waking up disappeared!Nima, he is going to be late!No, it's already late!Pu Xin jumped up from the bed with a "crash", found two clothes and put them on, washed his face and brushed his teeth, and went out for 2 minutes.Classmate Pu rushed out of the house with a piece of bread in his mouth. Before he left, he hadn't forgotten the [-]-word self-criticism that made him have nightmares and was late.
After getting out of the car, he ran all the way to the office. Panting, even the hair on his head was fluttering in the wind. As soon as he opened the door of the company, he saw colleagues coming out of the morning meeting room one after another.Student Park sighed, sure enough!Still not in time!
Zhang Junran also came out slowly, holding two documents in his hand.Park Xin took a deep breath, and mustered up the courage to step forward. Being late was already hopeless, at least he had to hand in the self-criticism first to show that he had changed his mind and never intentionally despised the leader.Pu student silently rehearsed the tone of his apology, ready to take it down later: "Manager, this is me..."
"Zhang Junran! Come here!" Before the rehearsal was over, Zhang Junran, who was walking towards him, was suddenly called out by the big boss who came out of nowhere.Zhang Junran turned and walked towards the big boss on the side, with a slight smile on his cold face: "Boss."
The big boss put his arms around the manager's shoulders and enthusiastically introduced him to the foreign men around him, "Mr. Brown, this is what I told you! Zhang Junran of our company is young and promising, you hand over your fund Give it to him, you can definitely rest assured!"
Cheng Yaojin was killed halfway!Pu Xin, who was already prepared, was interrupted and suddenly lost confidence, so he had no choice but to withdraw.Forget it, I will give it to him later, anyway, there is still a whole day, there is always a chance.
Zhang Junran walked into the boss's office while chatting with the big boss and the new customers, but while he was talking, his eyes shifted, looking at the dejected Pu Xin's back, he suddenly smiled.
"What is Mr. Zhang laughing at?" Seeing Zhang Junran's sudden smile, Mr. Brown suddenly felt that this person was easier to get close to than before. He didn't really believe in Zhang Junran, and his feeling became less intense. He asked proactively, "I thought of something happy."
Zhang Junran shook his head, and said without blushing, "I just think that if I can gain the trust of a big client like Mr. Brown, it will be a great honor for me."
Bad day.
Pu Xin, who failed to hand over the ten thousand word review letter to Zhang Junran, didn't dare to take a picture all day, except staring at the computer screen, he was staring at Zhang Junran's office.But God obviously didn't intend to take care of him.Except when the stock market opened, Zhang Junran kept coming in and out of the office.First, I had lunch with the big boss, and the brown-haired foreign man who seemed to be 1.9 meters tall even if he was not two meters tall. After the market closed, I met several customers one after another.Classmate Park didn't dare to disturb him, for fear that the manager would be upset and ask him to write a [-]-word self-criticism.In the end, he waited and waited. Pu, who didn’t even dare to eat well, could only eat bread in the office. Finally, when other colleagues got off work, Pu Xin was so bored on the computer that he started playing minesweeper, but Zhang Junran still Sitting in the office, looking down, busy, not knowing what to do.
I have long heard that Zhang Junran is a workaholic, but Park Xin, who usually rushes out after work, has never seen it with his own eyes.Student Pu waited patiently until after nine o'clock, and he couldn't resist anymore.Pu, who had been eating bread all day, was so hungry that he was growling. Pu Xinxin muttered, even if you don't eat, I will go and make up for myself.
Picking up the self-criticism that he had been holding in his hand for almost a whole day, Pu Xin walked to the door of the manager's office and knocked on the door. The person inside quickly agreed, "Please come in."
Finally, when it was time to hand over business, Pu Xin immediately put on the biggest smile: "Manager Zhang, are you still off work?"
"No, there is something else to do." Zhang Junran said without raising his head while comparing the information on hand, "You didn't go back anyway, what's the matter?"
Not you!Make me unable to go!While cursing in his heart, Pu Xin respectfully put the self-criticism on Zhang Junran's desk: "Hehe, well, I want to hand this self-criticism to you, so I dare not leave."
Who knows that Zhang Junran answered the phone and stood up before taking a look, and walked out while calling: "You said, yes, yes, our company can do fund accounts, if you are interested in foreign exchange..."
It seemed that there was no Pu Xin in the office at all, Zhang Junran walked out the door on the phone, and left Pu Xin in the office alone.
This is how!Am I transparent? !Pu Xin stood up "crashly" and cursed silently at Zhang Junran outside through the glass window, but the guy walked further and further, turned a corner directly, and entered the tea room.
If you want to make a phone call, can't you read my self-criticism before leaving? !Should I leave now or wait? !Pu classmate scolded for a while, and felt that he was really wronged, so he had to sit down disgruntled.Although I was depressed, it was true that I didn't dare to leave.Pu Xin, whose stomach was growling, had to sit obediently in the same place, waiting for Zhang Junran to come back.
Looking at the lights on the ceiling and counting the little stars for a long time, Zhang Junran who disappeared on the phone still did not come back.Pu Xin, who was so bored, finally couldn't sit still anymore, and looked outside the office with his head, but Zhang Junran was completely invisible.He stood up happily, and sat down on Mr. Manager's boss chair.
So comfortable!Sure enough, it is a very expensive stool, which is different from the chairs that their little trader bought wholesale for 30 yuan a piece.Park Xin turned around on it, turned around again, coughed twice, imitated Zhang Junran's expression, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Zhang! It's wrong for you to do this, write me a review and hand it in! "
Sitting in the position of the manager is really cool.Pu Xin, who was having fun, picked up the golden pen on the table and twirled it a few times, and wrote a few words in the air hypocritically.Inwardly, he put his legs on the table and sat daydreaming: "If I become a manager..."
"If you become a manager, what do you want?" Zhang Junran's voice suddenly sounded, and Pu Xin was startled. He hurriedly took his leg off the table, and he clumsily knocked over the documents on the table. It fell all over the place.
"You..." Before Zhang Junran could swear, Student Pu had already yelled consciously: "I'm sorry, manager! I'll pick it up for you right now!" Pu Xin, who regretted that he was really cheap with hands and legs, just bent down, Picking up a folder, he saw a magazine that he was very familiar with appeared under the folder.
On the cover of the magazine is a European and American hunk, wearing a firefighter's overalls, holding a large water gun in both hands, putting it on his sensitive position, and smiling at the camera, showing his white teeth.Below the photo, a large sticker read: "Do whatever you want with him."
Classmate Park froze in place, keeping a bent posture and not daring to move, as many explosive topics swirled in his mind.
[I wipe!This Jun Ran is really TM gay! 】
[How can he read this kind of book in the office! ! 】
[Nima is still my favorite book! ! ! 】
【I was in YY yesterday and he was reading this book!How did it make me flirt with reality? ! 】
[Emma!There won't be a page that really says "you can masturbate again"! ! ! ! 】
[Nimei! 】Finally, a thought flashed through Park Shin's mind.
[Why did you let me see it! ! ! ! !Which makes me react to what to do! 】
I don't see, I don't see, I don't see anything.Park student hypnotized himself, ignored the book, and wanted to pick up other folders to pretend he was blind.But Zhang Junran walked to the desk, and said something to the stiff Pu Xin in a very, very, really strange tone.
"En? Xiaopu, what did you see?"
☆、You should start dating from Weibo
"En? Xiaopu, what did you see?"
If this was a funny novel, then Pu Xin would definitely roll his eyes and look at the ceiling, reach out and grope ahead, pretending to be blind, and shouting: "Emma, why am I blind all of a sudden!" while walking out accurately. office.
It's not a comedy novel, though.Pu Xin knew very well that if he dared to use this trick, he would definitely die without a whole body.
He slowly picked up the magazine, put it on the table calmly, and smiled at Zhang Junran with the most innocent eyes he had ever used in his life: "Hehehe, Manager Zhang, you also read fitness magazines, I see You have a good figure, you don’t need to exercise to be like this. Chinese people, too many muscles don’t look good.”
This is already the best step that Pu Xin can think of. As long as Zhang Junran also pretends to be another kind of youth besides ordinary youth and literary youth, Pu Xin will be able to retreat unscathed.And for Zhang Junran whose secret was suddenly discovered, it was definitely a good opportunity to fool him.
But the manager obviously didn't realize Park's intentions.He closed the door gently, and turned the lock with a snap. The familiarity of his movements reminded Pu Xin of some domestic thrillers, but also a little bit of an island love action movie.Student Pu stood up straight and took a step back.
Zhang Junran stepped forward slowly, walked to the desk, opened a page casually, fixed his eyes on it, and said lightly: "You can see, this is not a fitness magazine."
What am I going to do by rubbing him? !Pu Xin raised one hand and put up three fingers: "I, I, I, I don't understand, I really thought it was a fitness magazine."
When Zhang Junran walked to the chair and sat down, Pu Xin had already retreated to the wall, wishing to turn himself into a piece of wallpaper and paste it on it.Zhang Junran put down the magazine, turned the chair to face Pu Xin, clasped his hands and raised his chin: "As you imagined, I really like men."
Obviously Pu Xin stood taller, but for some reason, he always felt despised.What made Park Xin even more unbalanced was why this guy could announce his sexual orientation so proudly, as if it was something to be proud of and not to avoid.And he also likes men, but he has to stick to the wall carefully and dare not even look at Zhang Junran.
"I think, even if I don't make it clear, you will definitely guess so in your heart
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