Go to Hell, White Lotus

"Die, White Lotus (Online Game)" Author: The Moon Is So Round

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As an unknown little slag in the online game world, who is between pink and transparent, Bai Lianhua always likes to hear and see those posts about fights...

Until one day: "White Lotus! Go to the forum! 233333! You've been strangled!!!"

【Fragment [-]:】

Roommate: "Hi~ White Lotus! How does it feel to be pinched?"

Bai Lianhua: "It's so cool. I have the demeanor of contemporary Zhuge Liang, and I have improved my popularity. I have also exercised my typing speed, improved my psychological endurance, and let me appreciate the wisdom of our people."

Roommate: "Shocked! So good?"

Bai Lianhua: "...It's just that I was stabbed twice when I was brushing dungeons occasionally; I was stabbed twice when I hung up in the leisure area; I was stabbed twice when I went to the city to buy medicine."

【Part [-]:】

One day, the great god walked up to him in a coquettish manner.

"Are you that shemale white lotus?"

White Lotus: "I'm not a shemale!!!!!!"

Great God: "Fuck with me."

Bai Lianhua: "Ji you big uncle!!!"

【Fragment Three:】

Reporter: "Student Bai Lianhua, what do you want to say about the fact that you were pinched and dominated the forum for two weeks?"

White Lotus: "I'm chewing..."

The Great God interrupted: "Sister Lianhua, if you don't want to be mistaken for a gay or something, you should get rid of your cute catchphrases..."

White Lotus: "Your sister, Lianhua!"

The great god took a deep look at him: "Yes, my sister Lianhua."

So this is actually a history of blood and tears of a man being pulled...

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This article is attacked (within the scope of the text)

Holding hands: twice

Kiss: once

Sex: 0 times

confession: once

Sleep together: once

Looking at the moon, looking at the stars, talking about life: 0 times

Send roses: 0 times

Celebrating Valentine's Day together: 0 times

... OTZ how they fell in love! ! ! ?

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Search keywords: Protagonist: Bai Lianhua┃Supporting role: Great God, roommate, half-step crazy with a smile, Chu Zhongtian┃Others: BL online game text

1. A group of brain-dead show lower limit

[1. A group of brain-dead show lower limit]

Today is an ordinary day, sunny and enthusiastic like a beautiful girl dancing Latin dance.

Originally, this would have been an ordinary day for Bailianhua. He had just finished a big class, returned to the dormitory and endured the stinky feet of a group of old men, and finally boarded the computer.

The computer configuration is terrible. Fortunately, Bai Lianhua is more or less proficient in IT technology. She dare not call it an IT elite, but she is a little better than ordinary people. There are card machine dropped, login crash and so on.But today seems a bit special, he logged on for 3 minutes before starting the computer.

Bai Lianhua leisurely rubbed the school's local area network, quickly clicked on the penguins and "Shenzhou Shenlu", and the movements were smooth and smooth...

"Shenzhou Shenlu" is a game that Bai Lianhua has recently become obsessed with, and it is also the game with the most registered users in China, with a maximum of 800 million concurrent online users.In short, it was very hot, so red and purple that it made Bai Lianhua, a man from country Z who only played foreign games, feel itchy.

He has been playing this game for a year, not to mention how good it is, but it is not too bad. Said it was scum.

Opening the message box, one by one ignored those painful group chats. Bai Lianhua, who originally wanted to play games, was shocked by a shaking news, and her heart was half chilled.

[Roommate: White Lotus!You are pinched! 23333】

Who is the roommate? He is a mysterious person. I don't know his gender or age. I only know his nickname is "Roommate". The most important thing is...he is the person who teaches Bailianhua IT technology.

Bai Lianhua hadn't taken any professional courses, and didn't know how well her roommate taught them. Anyway, he compiled the first acceleration software by himself after studying with his roommate for six months, although he changed it after sending it to the roommate. It's beyond recognition... But the speed is indeed much faster, at least twice as fast as before, and even the virus that has been harassing him for many years is gone.

Bai Lianhua once had a lot of guesses about his identity, such as a bearded burly guy, an unemployed vagrant who loves to boo, and a super nerd with 800-degree high-myopia glasses sitting in front of the computer...

The reason for guessing in these directions is because the roommate seems to be online anytime, anywhere, and it's not an ordinary hang-up. As long as Bai Lianhua is online, he will respond when he is knocked, which is better than 10010.

Like the last time, he went to knock on his roommate, and asked what happened to the blah blah program in embarrassment.

The roommate also replied straightforwardly: "Lianhua, I'm working, don't make trouble."

This disappointed Bai Lianhua... because he used to think [-]% that his roommate must be a vagrant, but he didn't expect to be working.

Bai Lianhua boldly asked, "Is the salary high?"

The roommate's answer really broke Bai Lianhua's heart: "January is more expensive than your annual living expenses."

Grass!I despise these tall, handsome and rich people the most! !He hates landlords丨classes!

At this moment, Bai Lianhua almost spat out a mouthful of old blood in front of the screen: "What's going on!!!!"

Such a series of exclamation points, how can it not make people feel excited.

The roommate threw a link and typed: "This post was posted on the wall last night, and now the hit rate has exceeded [-], and there have been [-] replies."

Bai Lianhua clicked in with tears in her eyes. The title was very long, and he looked at him with a face full of integrity:

[[Hanging, wall, head] The most, most, most, most, most disgusting person in this game!Mom said the title should be long, long, long! ]

Long, your sister, long!Falk squid!

Below are a bunch of screenshots. The owner of the post kindly coded Bailianhua's QQ.The content is called a... dare not look directly at it!

白莲花（■■■■■■）2013-1-259:51:48

Hate!You guys like to bully slaves~~

白莲花（■■■■■■）2013-1-259:52:18

I'll never be nice to you guys again!

月亮好圆（■■■■■■）2013-1-259:53:09

Mr. Lianhua's integrity is shattered!

太阳好圆（■■■■■■）2013-1-259:53:37

It's broken!

白莲花（■■■■■■）2013-2-114:54:00

Beep!I was hacked...

我是爱心の节操（■■■■■■）2013-2-114:54:51

Is the lotus broken yet?

爱心君（■■■■■■）2013-2-114:55:21

Little Lianhua, shouted "I like brother caring so much", brother is going to avenge you.

白莲花（■■■■■■）2013-2-114:56:11

I hate Brother Caring the most~ [shy face]

爱心君（■■■■■■）2013-2-114:56:45

It's over and I'm falling in love! [Hold heart and liver]

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Apart from removing these disgusting chat records, a screenshot of his penguin profile is also attached.

In particular, there is another item that was specially marked with a red line:

Sex: Male

In the end, I sympathetically attached a summary: Bai Lianhua, I don’t complain about the insane name of Bai Lianhua, and I don’t complain about the many flaws in the content of his speech. Just his way of speaking and information, I can only say : This person clicked on the male because his hands trembled when choosing the gender, right? !Fuck, wearing a man's skin and still acting like a dead ladyboy!Everyone beware of being infected with AIDS! [Vomit

The delicate heart of the white lotus was instantly hit.furiously.

Bai Lianhua sent a message to her roommate: "Roommate, what do you think?"

Roommate 16:02:03

The final summary is very good and incisive, I like it.

White Lotus 16:03:03

…………

Roommate 16:04:00

Ahem, actually what I want to say is, um, there must be something strange about this matter.

The roommate was not afraid of death and continued to post: 【That year, you cried and told me, roommate, come and teach me how to hack!Thinking about your usual way of speaking, I think that sooner or later you will be popular.Look, aren't you vacuum turning pink now? 】

White Lotus: [Go away!Won't you secretly delete this post when you see it? 】

Roommate: [[Laughing on the ground] I think this post is also very good, it will greatly increase your popularity, happy to hear it. 】

The tears of the white lotus filled the sea, of course, deep in my heart.

He took a deep breath and told himself to be calm.He held his breath, and continued to look down—he didn't believe in this evil anymore!

[NO.1 Mutual baby: The sofa is mine!This post will be popular!Fire Tong Liu Ming! 】

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[NO.11 Unknown onlookers: Although I don’t know what’s going on, I feel that the big man Jiang Zi is disgusting!Worse than my little girl! 】

[N0.12 Landlord: [Reply NO.11] It’s wrong, it’s all said that it’s a disgusting dead gay guy who asks for comfort online and asks for asylum [vomit and vomit]

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[NO.917 grinning: The scum of a man, when choosing a gender, the hand shakes to click on a man's +1! 】

[NO.918 Passerby A: The scum of a man, he only clicks on it when he shakes his hands when choosing a gender