Go to Hell, White Lotus

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Unexpectedly, the world is unpredictable.To use a literary point of view: the "cause" that the white lotus planted by itself in the past has finally produced a vicious "fruit".

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3. Who in the cloud sends roommates

【3. Who in the cloud sends roommates】

Bai Lianhua really wanted to cry.He crackled and asked his roommate: "Roommate, this is all a misunderstanding!! What should I do now?"

The roommate just pondered for a while, and then wrote to him: "In fact, there were some rotten women who supported you, but the hacker exposed a photo and said it was yours, and then...it became a public condemnation."

Bai Lianhua felt that he had been hit quite a lot today.

Very, very much.

Without taking a breath, Bai Lianhua's typing hands trembled.

[Bai Lianhua: Roommate, I never save photos in my computer! 】

[Roommate: I know. 】

[White Lotus: TUT, roommate, you are willing to trust me, I am so touched. 】

[Roommate: I hacked your computer, of course I know... I took a screenshot, you can see for yourself. 】

Bai Lianhua has not yet woken up from the shock of being hacked by her roommate.In the end, he was blinded by these horrible photos.

Photos came quickly.

The person in the photo is in a ecstasy posture, like a horse stance; dressed in ecstasy, wrapped in a big sheet; with a ecstasy hairstyle, like a gymnasium; with an ecstasy expression, wretched and vicissitudes...

【Roommate: Looks like you're going to be forty...】

[White Lotus: [vomits blood] This guy is not me! 】

[Roommate: It's not you! 】

[White Lotus: It's daytime, this girl is obviously a foxtail on the wall, but this slave is a pure and flawless white lotus. 】

[Roommate: Don't be disgusting! 】

[Bai Lianhua: Roommate, didn't you say that you trust me? 】

[Roommate: You're a fool! ×! 】

[White Lotus: Do not believe and slave to video! 】

[Roommate: I don’t have a camera! 】

[White Lotus: Don't want your camera, come on, shoot me! 】

The roommate decisively rejected the video request.

Only then did Bai Lianhua panic.It's over, he...has he fallen into a violent general?

Bai Lianhua has always thought that she is a person with a clear understanding of the real Internet, and netizens will always be netizens; real friends are real, and you can really see their smiles, their cries, and what they say, this is the flesh and blood in Bai Lianhua's heart Things, not those dummy data, so maybe other people have secretly cried a few times when they put on this kind of abuse, but Bai Lianhua can still laugh and laugh, it doesn't matter.Ouch, maybe you can still beat him up twice, three or four times because of this little thing on the Internet?

"Chu Zhongtian, can you do me a favor?" Come and help me with the video!This was what Bai Lianhua hadn't finished saying.

"White Lotus, will you die?"

Therefore, Bai Lianhua could only hastily choose to refuse. "I'm chewing and my mind wasn't clear just now." After he entered this sentence in the dialogue box, he quickly clicked send.

[Roommate: Hmph, the person in the photo must be you. 】

[Bai Lianhua: The slave said that he is not a slave, sir, do you believe it or not.snort. 】

The roommate didn't send the video over, but he stopped talking.

An inexplicable impatience welled up in Bai Lianhua's heart.He subconsciously felt that this might be because he was pushed into a hurry by those forum NCs, and as for that bit of vindictiveness...he had already ignored it.He looked at the forum full of gunpowder again, couldn't hold back, and opened a post to explain for himself.

Title: just explain

Posted by: N0.0 White Lotus

Contents:

Nu is the white lotus that everyone has been talking about recently, and the uncles miss Nu so much, Nu is overjoyed.

Officials always say that Nu is gay. To this, Nu wants to explain. There is no special meaning when calling himself Nu, it’s just a simple local dialect.Slaves never depend on men to survive, and never engage in transsexual events such as deceiving people's equipment and so on.

I just speak in a weird way, but this is my hobby, please raise your mouth high, I am not very grateful.By the way, a master hacker posted a picture of Nu, so I can only say.

——This girl is obviously a foxtail on the wall, but this girl is a pure and flawless white lotus.

Please don't defile the slave, thank you.

Bai Lianhua thought this was the end.Unexpectedly, but it has just begun.Bai Lianhua just refreshed it casually, but there were dozens of replies in an instant, especially one reply, which made the penguin on Bai Lianhua lose all desire for comfort.

[NO.5 Great God: Are you the White Lotus?Talking like this, he deserves to be sprayed.I don't know how the phrase "a group of NC show lower limit", how does Bai Lianhua explain it? 】

As soon as this building came out, the netizens downstairs couldn't help but respond one after another.

[N0.6 Oh my god my god: God? Is LS really a god?Seek a close look at the Great God! 】

[N0.7 Good boy: #@￥￥@#￥! @#￥... I thought the Great God never messed with forums!What God said makes sense!Talking so disgustingly deserves to be sprayed...]

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Anyway, the white lotus still boarded the penguin.

Roommate 17:17:54

Lianhua girl... Did you write the thing on the forum?

White Lotus 17:18:22

I wrote it...

Roommate 17:18:43

...Before this post was published, I lied to you. In fact, some men expressed their understanding of you...Now, do you understand?

How much Bai Lianhua wanted to say...he knows a P!Angrily glanced at the happy Chu Zhongtian who was reading a novel, Bai Lianhua suddenly put her hand on Chu Zhongtian's shoulder.

"Every day~~" Bai Lianhua smiled sweetly.

Chu Zhongtian trembled several times from this crisp shout.

"Eh?"

Bai Lianhua's smile became brighter and brighter: "You know "Shenzhou Shenlu", right?"

Chu Zhongtian glanced at him like an idiot: "You read in the dormitory every day, you're a ghost if you don't know!"

As long as you know... I'm afraid you don't know.Bai Lianhua calmed down her surging heart, and said to Chu Zhongtian solemnly: "Play "Shenzhou Shenlu" with me!"

Chu Zhongtian: "You think it's beautiful!"

Bai Lianhua looked up to the sky silently, counting one thing after another: "Hey, I don't know if someone can still drink free drinks in the future, and is there anyone who can sign in for him... I'm really worried, hey .”

Chu Zhongtian browsed the pirated book webpage with a slip of his hand, and clicked on the small advertisement on the webpage. With a black face, he "crossed" out the bad information on it. "Come on! Play with you tomorrow, OK?"

Bai Lianhua smiled cheerfully, opened the penguin, and couldn't wait to tell her roommate the good news.

Roommate 17:20:02

Congratulations.

Roommate 17:20:17

Are you going to delete the number and start over?

White Lotus 17:20:39

[White Eyes] After deleting the account and restarting, how can I bring newcomers.

Roommate 17:21:05

That's great, I want to play that shitty game recently, take me one?

White Lotus 17:21:45

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4. The Great God Smiles and Bai Meisheng

[4. The Great God Smiles and Bai Meisheng]

Bai Lianhua has been suffering from a headache recently, which caused him to feel that his eyesight and IQ have plummeted.

He opened the penguin colony and said to the only two members of the colony.

【White Lotus: You two are waiting where you are. I'll be right back after I'm resurrected. 】

After a while, Chu Zhongtian replied: [Chu Zhongtian: Okay, but this is the second time you died, are you sure you really want to take us with you?I think you'd better protect yourself.I saw you were still level 47 this morning, and you were level 45 in the afternoon...]

[Roommate: Sister Lianhua, are you sure you want to take us?Why do I feel that I play much better than you? 】

[White Lotus: [angry] Dormmate die! 】

[Chu Zhongtian: Lianhua, you are arrogant again... By the way, roommate, is your surname "She" and last name "You"? 】

[Roommate: How is it possible!You are so childish! 】

[Chu Zhongtian: ...Could it be possible to not use your real name in this game? ! ! ! ! 】

[White Lotus: Nonsense! 】

[Chu Zhongtian: Then you use P's real name? ! ! 】

[Chu Zhongtian: It hurt me too, I thought I had to register with my real name! ! ! ! 】

[White Lotus: -_-#, just now there was someone called "Ku Shuai" on the interface, do you want to tell me that his surname is "Ku Shuai" and his first name is "Dua"? 】

[Chu Zhongtian: NONONO, his surname may be "Cool" and his first name is "Handsome"]

[Roommate: ... Am I the only one who is shocked that Miss Lotus is really called "White Lotus"? 】

【White Lotus:...】

Bai Lianhua turned around with a serious face.

Chu Zhongtian was overwhelmed by those sharp little eyes. "Brother Bai. I really didn't mean to!"

Bai Lianhua: "Don't panic. Hold me tight."

Chu Zhongtian rolled his eyes: "Go to hell!"

When I came to the place where I was killed before resurrection again, there was an extra person there for no reason.

Bai Lianhua was startled subconsciously, and the screen in front of him became bright when the figures reached Chu Zhongtian, his roommate, and the mysterious man, almost blinding his dog's eyes.What a coquettish outfit this is, especially the shiny light effect, so jealous that Bai Lianhua wants to pick out her eyeballs and chew them up before putting them back in.

The equipment in the game is divided into six levels, from top to bottom: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, white.

In particular, in order to emphasize the rarity and preciousness of red clothes, light effects are added to all red clothes, so red clothes are also called "light effect clothes".And the red outfits are not sold in the mall, they can only be obtained through lottery, synthesis, or boss fighting...

In short, the dream of White Lotus is that one day he will