Go to Hell, White Lotus

Most of the replies from the latter are mostly complaints.For example……

"That's right, the landlord should accept him!" "This is definitely true love!" "I wish you all the best sex!!!!"

Coincidentally, what TV was playing on the TV next door, I don't know if it was "Legend of the New White Snake" or "Journey to the West", there was a sentence in it that happened to break through the wall at this moment and floated into his ears——

"Monster, I'll accept you!"

"How much is your penguin number?"

I swiped the homepage twice, and soon, the reply arrived.The answer left him speechless.

"What is the Penguin?"

"Go to the ferry." As he replied, he turned off the computer interface, walked to the side, opened his schoolbag and started to write homework.

It has been half an hour since I finished my homework.Refreshing the webpage again, I found that the person nicknamed "Little Lotus Baiyoubai" had replied to him twenty minutes ago.

"Ah? So there are penguins besides MSN? I'm ignorant and ignorant of TUT. Penguin: 469752697"

He added him.

Use the red of the lotus and the white of Yaoyi 20:07:37

Ahhhhhhhhhh! ! !You are finally willing to add me! ! ! !I'm so excited! ! ! !

SY20:07:40

Yep

Use the red of the lotus and the white of Yaoyi 20:07:54

Woohoo, hello teacher!

SY20:08:03

Don't call me teacher makes me feel like Sora Aoi

Use the red of the lotus and the white of Yaoyi 20:08:19

OTZ what should I call you then?

SY20:08:25

SY

Use the red of the lotus and the white of Yaoyi 20:08:34

? ?what? ?

Song Qingge frowned in front of the computer, and finally, slowly typed this line.

SY20:09:44

Success Yashmak

Use the red of the lotus and the white of Yaoyi 20:10:07

-mouth-! !The veil of success? ?

SY20:10:13

……

Use the red of the lotus and the white of Yaoyi 20:10:27

Masturbation is too ugly, let me call you roommate!

SY20:10:51

what ever

Use the red of the lotus and the white of Yaoyi 20:11:09

Hello, roommate~ I am Bailianhua!

SY20:11:16

Ok

Use the red of the lotus and the white of Yaoyi 20:11:49

You teach me the technique of hacking the system!I'm fed up with our school's idiot computers not connecting! ! ! !

For a moment, Song Qingge had an irresistible urge to block him in his mind.

SY20:11:57

If your school doesn't have a network cable, it's impossible to be black

Use the red of the lotus and the white of Yaoyi 20:12:18

What! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Roommate, do you want to be so cruel? ! ! !

SY20:12:55

I'm just stating the facts

Use the red of the lotus and the white of Yaoyi 20:13:27

ok, I get it……

In the first week, the white lotus said to him.

"Roommate! I've decided! I can also learn other things from you!"

In the second week, the white lotus said to him.

"Roommate, roommate~ How do you get the source code of that web page? I made mistakes a few times!!"

In the third week, the white lotus said to him.

"Roommate! Don't be so cold T_T. Every time I talk to you, I feel so scary."

"Where is it scary"

"It's not scary anymore! Every time I talk to you, I feel terrified T_T."

"Oh." Song Qingge was silent for a few seconds, and typed: "Then what is not scary?"

"I don't know about OTZ either."

"Oh"

"Probably just talk more!"

"for example"

"...OTZ. Roommate, I have trouble communicating with you! Absolutely!!"

In the fourth week, he said to the white lotus.

"Change your screen name. It's too long and I don't like it."

In the fifth week, he said to the white lotus.

"The final exam is coming, why do you still surf the Internet every day?"

"T_T. Maybe I have an Internet addiction... I feel uncomfortable if I don't surf the Internet for a day."

"How old are you?"

"Seventeen! I'm about to take the college entrance examination~ How old are you, roommate?"

"Three years behind you."

"Nani? You're only twenty??"

It's not twenty...it's fourteen.Song Qingge said silently in his heart.

In the sixth week, the white lotus said to him.

"Roommate, I'm about to take an exam! Disconnect from the internet for a month! Bless me!"

Tenth week.

White Lotus 19:27:23

Roommate!We finished the exam today! !Happy! !

Roommate 19:27:49

Yo ~ little lotus!See you in a few days!It's like three autumns.

White Lotus 19:27:59

0.0...Yeah!I miss you too.

Roommate 19:28:16

Hmph, brother, I'm full of charm, you don't want me to be a ghost!

White Lotus 19:28:51

explain! ……who are you? ! !Why are you hacking my teacher's account? ! !

[END]

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35. True and false can not be seen clearly

【35. True and false can not be seen clearly】

[Team] Lonely as snow: Let's finish the task of running the business first.

[Team] White Lotus: Do you really want to kneel down and sing conquest for me? ?

[Team] Smiling and half-step epilepsy: Ball mic and video!

[Team] Lonely as snow: ...

A group of mentally twisted bastards... He said that waiting until the task is done is not to prepare for the video and mic.

It was almost 07:30 in the evening, and the news broadcast was almost over.The three of them have been working on the task of running the merchant for almost three hours... It took about ten minutes to walk from Xinshou Village to the merchant in the main city again, and it was still three thousand and sixty to sell the items in their hands. One hundred thousand.I had to run from this main city to another again, and finally completed the task before eight o'clock.

The moment the task was completed, the three of them couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.The three-hour task is so grueling that the grueling goblins have turned into annoying old monsters...

[Team] White Lotus: I'm going to eat first, my roommate is ready to kneel down and sing Conquer!

[Team] Lonely as snow: ...

[Team] Smiling and half-step crazy: wait for roommates to kneel down and sing Conquer.

[Team] Lonely as snow: ...

Bai Lianhua minimized the game, probably because she sat and waited in front of the screen for a long time, and the moment she stood up, she felt that her eyes were dark and dizzy.For a moment, Bai Lianhua felt that she was short-sighted, but fortunately, it didn't seem to be so far.

The other two people in the dormitory had finished their meals, and they obviously didn't intend to eat supper. The lonely Bai Lianhua went on the road alone...it was so miserable.The school cafeteria has long been closed.On the day after the exam.I remember that after the exam, there was a lot of crying and howling on the school BBS, all calling for the school cafeteria not to close... because University A does not allow food delivery.

University A is an institute of science and technology, and the elite students there have always been very good at home. Almost all of them have mushrooms growing on their bodies. Some people have the highest record number and have not left the school gate for two consecutive years... In addition, the institute of science and technology has This feature... More men than women!One-half of the girls at Mimi Point are elderly people, and one-third are employees in the cafeteria... What, you mean girls in this college?They are not girls!They are dinosaurs! !They are using their lives to explain how important appearance is to a person, especially how important a woman is to a man! !Well, that's actually an exaggeration, don't you see there's one-sixth left?All in all, now the boys in this school have fully developed into other schools, and the girls in this school... are still waiting for their own spring...

For example, Bai Lianhua is a student of science and engineering, the Department of Architecture... I used to study science in high school, and there were quite a few girls who had affairs with him during the three years of high school, but it's a pity that since he entered A University, he never find a girlfriend...

I don't know where, Bai Lianhua once saw a post titled "What's so good about a man in science and engineering?" In it, he listed eighteen advantages, such as being able to repair things, liking children and small animals, not watching AV...... Most of the thoughtful replies are noncommittal, such as "Oh, so I have so many advantages?" "Unbelievable!", and there are also complaints, "The poster actually said that boys from science and engineering don't talk about pornographic topics that are crazy about literary youths in public... What the hell , so fake" "I was so excited that I decided: I will not marry a man who is not a science and engineering man!!! Depressed, it is a pity that I am a man."

In short, after reading that post, Bai Lianhua only came to this conclusion: men in science and engineering are the best handjobs... From this, it can be seen how lonely it is to be a man of science and technology... And from this, it can be seen how much Bai Lianhua can endure loneliness .

The white lotus slips out of the school gate, and the hot summer wind can't bring a sliver of coolness. Fortunately, there is a one-stop snack shop next to the campus gate, which is cheap and good, and very affordable.When I came to the place where I ate hot and sour noodles last time, Bai Lianhua greeted the boss for a bowl of slightly spicy wontons, sat on the seat and played for a while, lowered my head and played with my phone, waiting for the arrival of the wontons...

There seemed to be some slight noises in front of him, Bai Lianhua raised her head from browsing the webpage, but she didn't know when the person opposite came... He was inevitably startled by Xiaoxiao in his heart.I'm so scared to death, is this person a ghost?There is no sound when walking... Look again, hey, this ghost brother looks familiar... Have we met somewhere? ?

"Senior Bai, what a coincidence, we meet again." The words of the person in front of him undoubtedly confirmed Bai Lianhua's conjecture, but Bai Lianhua thought about it, but didn't think about it.