Go to Hell, White Lotus

...No, you can do it yourself.

[Nearby] Yun Yu: Oh, that's fine.

so!Who the hell is Yunyu?Masked Superman in the cloak of a grocery store owner? ?Bai Lianhua couldn't help expressing her shock...

Yun Yu, Yu Yun.He can be sure that he has heard of this name before today.But where did you hear about it?Why can't he remember it?

Bai Lianhua put her hands on the keyboard unconsciously, and the words she typed changed again and again. Finally, she simply switched the private chat partner and sent an email directly to her roommate.The content is only one sentence. "Roommate, do you know who Yuyun is?"

To: Lonely as snow.

"Yuyun is a myth in the hacker world, equivalent to the god of your online game world. The one who told you is the one who hacked you." About half an hour later, Bai Lianhua received an email reply from her roommate.At this time, he was gaining experience on the Jade Dragon Snow Mountain, well, although he was not the only one gaining experience.

[Private Chat] Bai Lianhua: Roommate, you are online~

[Private chat] Lonely as snow: Yes.

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: You said Yuyun was the one who hacked me in the first place? ?

[Private chat] Lonely as snow: Yes.

[Private chat] White Lotus: -mouth-! !Why did he black me?

[Private chat] Lonely as snow: He is a pervert, there is no reason for him to blackmail anyone!

[Private Chat] White Lotus: Ask for details!

"That's the thing, anyway, you have to know that he is very obscene, shameless and disgusting!" The roommate summed up Yuyun with this incisive summary.Fast, accurate, and ruthless, although Bai Lianhua was still at a loss.

[Private chat] Lonely as snow: I despise him on behalf of the masses.It's good that you know that.

[Private chat] White Lotus: -mouth-?why?

[Private chat] Lonely as snow: The average hacker is principled, but he is purely showing off his limits!

[Private Chat] Yun Yu: SY So this is how you see me?

[Private Chat] White Lotus: 0 mouth 0.Isn't this a private chat between two people!What's the matter with that thing above? ?

No... What's even more strange is that this Yuyun's name is Dashen and masturbation, and his roommate is also masturbation... Did you make a mistake?It doesn't look like it!Although Bai Lianhua is a little natural (the original words of the roommate), it does not mean that he is an idiot.Bai Lianhua vaguely had a guess in her heart, but felt ridiculous for her guess!Great god = roommate = Song Qingge?The roommate is a working person... the god is only eighteen this year.Moreover, there is so much difference in their personalities...

But... is it really impossible?

[Private chat] Yun Yu: Hehe.White lotus don't get excited.I just installed a plugin.

[Private chat] Yun Yu: SY.Why don't you continue talking?

[Private chat] Lonely as snow: So... Yuyun, you are really annoying sometimes.

[Private chat] Yun Yu: Didn't you just make a post~ You need to hold grudges till now?

[Private Chat] White Lotus: ...

Sy.SY again.The white lotus huddled in the outermost periphery, staring dumbfounded at the shining truth in the center, but she didn't have the courage to touch it; or convince herself to confirm this conjecture.

[Private Chat] Yun Yu: Shall I recall it for you?

[Private chat] Yun Yu: [My hand, the kinky king prostrates himself under Yu Yun's crotch] Poster: SY

[Private chat] Lonely as snow: It's a miracle that you haven't been stabbed to death yet.

[Private chat] Yun Yu: So vicious!Willing to gamble and admit defeat, do you understand?

[Private chat] White Lotus: ...so what is going on with all this.Who can tell me the truth?

[Private chat] Lonely as snow: ...

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: Roommate, what is your relationship with Song Qingge?

Bai Lianhua's hand left the keyboard unconsciously and pinched the corner of her clothes. The hem of the shirt, which was not very smooth before, was wrung out by him into creases that were difficult to smooth out. Tier [-] giant waves.

[Private chat] Yun Yu: Hehe.I won't bother you anymore.Go first.You chat slowly.

Bai Lianhua looked coldly at the private chat channel that had been silent for a long time, and didn't know how to thank her for a while.

1 minute, 2 minutes.On the screen, Yun Yu was still motionless, and the master was still fighting monsters mechanically, as if he didn't know anything and nothing happened.

3 minutes, 4 minutes.The nearby monsters were all wiped out, and there were no monsters spawned for a while.

[Private chat] White Lotus: At first I thought you were not free to fight monsters, now can you tell me yourself?

Five or six seconds after sending this sentence, the two accounts of Dashen and Lonely Ruxue turned gray in the friend column in an instant.This means, the two of them, no, or - Song Qingge is offline.

Bai Lianhua thumped the keyboard, but her hands were sore.Very complicated emotions, not joy or hatred, just a kind of inexplicable powerlessness and confusion.If roommate = great god = Song Qingge.Originally, he didn't know how to face Song Qingge, and this relationship made him even more confused.

Bai Lianhua suddenly thought of some forgotten details, maybe it wasn't because the great master pretended to be so superb, but because he hadn't noticed...

"How do you know that the Great God hates you?"

"Are you sure you asked him to pay back the money?"

"Actually, I'm as powerful as the Great God! Sister Lianhua, you have to believe me!"

……

"I'm three years younger than you. Call me masturbation."

Three years younger...why did he have to preconceive that he was three years older? 21-3, isn't it exactly equal to eighteen?Bai Lianhua didn't know what other people would think when they encountered this situation, he just thought - how can your life be so dramatic!

[Private chat] White Lotus: Yun Yu, the Great God=SY=Song Qingge.Yes or no?

[Private chat] Yun Yu: Guess.

[Private chat] White Lotus: I guess, yes.

[Private chat] Yun Yu: I seem to have offended him.

[Private Chat] White Lotus: ...

[Private Chat] Yun Yu: Emma, ​​I'm so distressed!In the last few days, you must defend your computer well.

Yunyu put down the cattail fan in his hand, and took out a piece of ice cream from the freezer. Recently, the air conditioner broke down, and he was too lazy to fix it, as he thought it was dirty.As a result, he was always hot and sweaty in this midsummer, which made him have to take a bath twice a day.

"Brother Song, I'm helping you." The computer suddenly fell into a black screen, and Yun Yu smiled instead of anger. "It's so fast."

The last time the two faced each other was two years ago.

That was the day when the website changed its webmaster. The original webmaster was about to abdicate, but he hadn't decided who would manage the circle.At that time, Yunyu was still a low-key hacker, very low-key, very low-key, so that almost no one knew his name.What's more, his temper is really unbearable.

Then, he made a post on the internal station of the website.The general idea is: single out all the moderators of the website in one week.Those who lose will post on the public website: [I, Mr. XX, prostrate myself under XX's crotch. ] Among them, the content of XX has the rules of the winner.

38. The God is more like a flower than a jade

The moderators of the website were quite disdainful at the time, and they had seen quite a few posts like this kind of bouncing around and sensationalizing the public.In just the second hour, the post was deleted.Just delete it?He is not reconciled.

Directly intrude into the system, and the top of the floating red will be refined.Looking at the different inquiries from the people below, Yun Yu knew that he would not be bored in the next week.

As a result, certain posts have sprung up like mushrooms after rain.

[My hairball-kun prostrates himself under Yuyun's crotch. ] BY.meow autumn

[My gay man prostrates himself under Yuyun's crotch. ] BY.Bliss

...At first, they were just some little-known small moderators.after that--

[My stupid licking gentleman prostrates himself under Yuyun's crotch. ] BY.Chen Tian

[My idiot-kun prostrates himself under Yuyun's crotch. ] BY.evil pen

... until the very end.

[My hand. The kinky gentleman prostrates himself under Yuyun's crotch. ] BY. Sy

1L: [Moderator·Chentian]: Puff puff puff!master you...

2L: [Management · Bliss]: I don't see anything.

3L: [Super moderator·Shabi]: I really want to make this post more refined, what should I do?

……

[I, Mr. Carp, prostrate myself under Yuyun's crotch.You win, Yuyun, and the position of station master will be given over to you. ] BY.pear language

Li Yu was the webmaster at that time.

At that moment, Yun Yu had a feeling that he began to feel lonely.The entire hacker circle in country Z was basically trampled under his feet, crushing his dignity severely, without showing any sympathy.

However, the pressure that he hadn't seen for a long time returned to his heart again.Yuyun only knew that he was excited, he was very excited at this moment.It's been a long time since I've met this feeling, and the rediscovery at this moment made him feel so happy that even his fingertips began to tremble.Sure enough... once a person is angry, he has unlimited potential.Is your reverse scale a white lotus?

Ni Lin Bai Lianhua was looking for another teammate who suddenly disappeared in front of him.It turned out to be another failure for him.Two people, no, three people suddenly went offline?Bai Lianhua thinks this is extremely unscientific!

What should he do?Walking down from Jade Dragon Snow Mountain alone, Bai Lianhua felt suffocated for a moment.It's a depressing feeling that people who haven't experienced it will never understand.

[Private Chat] White Lotus: Smiling, are you there?

[Private chat] Half-step crazy with a smile: Hey, what happened to the lotus?

[Private Chat] White Lotus: Is your roommate a master?

[Private chat] Half-step crazy with a smile: aha?Why do you ask that?

[Private chat] White Lotus: Just ask.

[Private Chat] Smiling half-step epilepsy: Lianhua, you are so cute, how is this possible!How are they the same? ==.

[Private Chat] White Lotus: ...

The white lotus was silent.Yeah, how are they alike?