Go to Hell, White Lotus

The blue screen is just a not-so-romantic illusion, but the reality always slaps me, and the slap is very loud.And just like when I saw those websites that were pirated in seconds, I also wanted to slap three times on behalf of the contracted authors, and hit the face of the owner of the pirated website. The ecstasy and abnormal satisfaction in my heart must be very Cool!

Ahem, let's get back to the text.Bai Lianhua opened the inventory, and opened the "Buddhist Scripture" with excitement, and the system prompts the answer very ecstatically:

[System prompt: You opened the [Buddhist Sutra] and obtained a piece of [Abbot Jingzhen's hair]].Bai Lianhua really wanted to put up her middle finger and say hello to the system, especially the people who develop this profession!From Abbot Jingzhen's socks, handkerchiefs, and underwear, to Abbot Jingzhen's hair, nails, and tears, everything has exploded, except for skills.How much Bai Lianhua hopes that he can produce something like "A mouthful of old blood from Abbot Jingzhen", at least Bai Lianhua can feel a kind of natural joy from the bottom of her heart.

To Bai Lianhua's relief, although the system is really unreliable, he has a group of reliable friends.

[Guild] White Lotus: Second Olympic!I have opened Buddhist scriptures for so many days, and opened a lot of garbage, but I haven't opened a single skill!

[Guild] Yunyu: Attack and wash!

[Guild] Smiling half-step crazy: ... Let me ask Li Shenzhou for you.

Bai Lianhua couldn't help being moved to tears, smiling or you know me best!You are my savior!

Soon, he replied with a smile and a half-step madness. It can be summed up concisely in this sentence: Li Shenzhou masturbated too much yesterday, and he hasn't gotten up yet, so you should ask the customer service first.Bai Lianhua now wants to tie Li Shenzhou to a pillar and then castrate him.Please look at his pure eyes, he swears that this is definitely the true thought in his heart!

[Email] White Lotus: Is the customer service brother here?

[System Email] Shenzhou Shenlu Game Official Customer Service 13: Hello player Bailianhua, how can I help you?

[Email] White Lotus: Why can't I open the Buddhist scriptures?

[System Email] Shenzhou Shenlu Game Official Customer Service 13: Hello, this may be related to the player's luck value, please plant more trees, take care of the environment, and protect character.

The corner of Bai Lianhua's mouth twitched, almost spraying old blood on the screen.

[Email] White Lotus: Can I complain to you

[System Mail] Shenzhou Shenlu Game Official Customer Service 13: Please reply 1 for complaints.You can also call the customer service number of the game, or send an email to the official mailbox of the game.Tel: 74194741, Email: [email protected] This article is first published in Jinjiang.

[Email] Bai Lianhua: You are in such a good mood.

[System Email] Shenzhou Shenlu Game Official Customer Service 13: If you are well, it will be sunny.

Yo! Not to mention, these customer service staff are really literary and artistic, it looks like they have been brainwashed!

[Mail] White Lotus: Can I Say Hello 2

[System Email] Shenzhou Shenlu Game Official Customer Service 13: Sorry, the molesting function is not available for this customer service yet.

[Email] White Lotus: ...

[System Email] Shenzhou Shenlu Game Official Customer Service 13: Hello, the question you asked has been answered, and your game professional skills have not yet been developed.Technology Department Li Shenzhou is under development.

[Email] Bai Lianhua: Can you give me Li Shenzhou's phone number? I want to scold him...

[System Mail] Shenzhou Shenlu Game Official Customer Service 13: 74194741

If Li Shenzhou can develop the hair to toenails of Abbot Jingzhen, how many skills can't he develop?How much Bai Lianhua wanted to resign this unreliable technician on behalf of their boss!The old ones don't go, the new ones don't

Come on dear!

[Guild] White Lotus: I just met a Nc customer service!It took half a day to get to the point!

[Guild] Smiling half-step crazy: ...

[Guild] Yun Yu: Really?What's the number?

[Guild] White Lotus: 13.This number alone is quite two!

[Guild] Yun Yu: Hehe.Is that right? I remember that Michelle’s customer service number seems to be 13?

[Guild] Smiling half-step crazy: You must have remembered wrongly! !

Li Shenzhou on the other side was extremely wronged!He said that this morning was sunny and fine, suitable for sleeping.But early in the morning, he was woken up by someone's series of fatal calls.

"Chentian, if you call just to ask me questions such as have you eaten, please hang up the phone gently, and then commit suicide fiercely to apologize!" Li Shenzhou gritted his teeth, his tone extremely cruel.

The person called Chen Tian didn't seem to mind Li Shenzhou's tone at all: "I ask why you don't have the abbot's professional skills?" If Bai Lianhua heard this voice here, she might cry out in amazement: !This guy sounds like Mr. Hanxiao!

"Hey, Chrysanthemum Explosive Demon King Chen Licking, every time I hear your voice, I can't help my morning erections!"

The answer to Li Shenzhou was a simple and direct word: "Get out!" The nickname of King of Jujubes actually has a long history... I still remember that year, ahem, Mr. Hanxiao said very seriously that the hero did not mention the bravery of the past. …Otherwise he swears that he will make the white lotus and chrysanthemum unclean!

"Oh! This?" Li Shenzhou seemed to have suddenly realized the ten great things, and dragged the ending sound extremely long. "I haven't decided whether the abbot belongs to the combat department or the healing department~"

Chentian resisted the urge to strangle Li Shenzhou to death, and squeezed out these few words word by word: "I am happy to help you choose the healing system, please develop the supporting skills within a week without stopping— ——" Chen Tian smiled brightly on the phone. Of course, Li Shenzhou just needs to see it, otherwise he will definitely be scared into a cold sweat by this weird smile, "Otherwise, be careful to be shot by your smiling brother!" He is civilized Man, why do you have to force him to say something barbaric?

White Lotus looked like a Spartan in front of the computer!Well, according to Yun Yu's words, the customer service he met just now was half-crazy with a smile on his face?Yunnan smiled unfathomably in front of the computer: Please call him a professional accountant in the future!

[Guild] White Lotus: Smiling, are you that Thirteen just now?

[Guild] Smiling half-step crazy: Absolutely not!

[Guild] Bai Lianhua; Actually, I think that administrator just now is really cute...

[Guild] Smiling half-step epilepsy: Yes! I am the messenger of justice, the embodiment of love and peace!Customer service NO.13!

[Guild] Yun Yu: I just smiled and said nothing.

Bai Lianhua looked at the poor man on the computer.The helplessness in his heart came to him like a tide...why is there no one who is a little more normal around him? He thinks that his requirements are really not high!

[Guild] Smiling and half-step crazy: Let’s talk about Qixi Festival tomorrow! It is said that a new dungeon will be opened, let’s form a group to brush the dungeon tomorrow!

[Guild] Hundred Days Red: Don’t be silly with a smile on your face. Tomorrow, the master is going to stay and fly with the ancestor. Why do you have an outsider

[Guild] White Lotus: Qixi Festival tomorrow?So fast?

Bai Lianhua remembered that shortly after Qixi Festival, it was time to return to school two weeks earlier and then conduct military training... It is said that from August to September every year, the national defense strength of country Z will always suddenly increase!Ah! They are still in their teens and twenties.Grandpa Mao must have been very pleased when he saw it: I have a successor to the Great Heavenly Dynasty, this is really wonderful!

...a whole day has passed.After finishing running business and daily tasks in the morning, I went off the net and went to level up with Hanxiao Yunyu, and the level changed from 55 back to 56... For a whole day, neither Lonely Ruxue nor the Great God appeared.

I went out to have dinner again, and the Chinese character face named Luo Lan was still working in the restaurant.The person has not changed, and the scene has not changed, but the person who came with him in the morning stayed in the laboratory... No, it may not be the laboratory, maybe that person has gone home.

Early the next morning, Bai Lianhua was woken up by the phone ringing.Bai Lianhua lifted the phone cover and saw that it was Song Qingge!Someone who was still asleep just now woke up for the most part. Bai Lianhua pressed the answer button, and Song Qingge's voice came to Bai Lianhua's auditory nerves from the phone: "Bai Lianhua, go online, download the copy of Qixi Festival .”

Bai Lianhua nodded quickly: "Okay, I'll do it right away!" But the man couldn't help but yawned. "Are you sleeping?" Bai Lianhua heard Song Qingge ask like this, "It's actually fine, at worst, I will refresh the copy later."

"It's okay, I'll get up right away!" Bai Lianhua said quickly, and glanced at the computer lightly, "I've already turned on the computer. "

After that, there was a long silence.Bai Lianhua took the lead and couldn't hold it anymore, and said to Song Qingge, "I'll hang up first?" "Yes. Goodbye."

After Bai Lianhua hung up the phone, she logged into Shenzhou Shenlu's official website.Generally, when a new dungeon is released, notices and basic information will be posted on the official website for players to know.Generally, at this time, the new dungeon will be extremely popular. One of the reasons is that a dungeon is always rewarded more than other times at the beginning. The second reason is that the official website will list the name of the first person who passed the dungeon. Hang it out for posterity to admire - from a certain point of view, this largely satisfies the psychological needs of some people.

According to the official website, this time the dungeon was entered by forming a team, and the official website displayed the user names of everyone in the team, plus the team name.

As soon as Bai Lianhua went online, she saw the guild channel flickering happily.

[Guild] Lonely as snow: Lotus is online!Come and form a group to push the copy!Click me to join the team!

[Guild] Half-step crazy with a smile: hum.

[Guild] Hundred Days Red: Take me one.

[Guild] Yunyu: You understand.

Bai Lianhua squinted her eyes slightly as she watched the news of marriage and confession and congratulations on the World Channel, and she couldn't help but feel—well, what a day today!