Go to Hell, White Lotus

Very happy, right?Your goal has been achieved, right? "

"For your size! Chen/Bo is a normal reaction of a normal man! I'm not a eunuch!" Li Shenzhou yawned and sat on the swivel chair, "Chentian, I recommend a job for you. The occupation is called Electric/Aiyuan. Do you understand? It’s called MAKELOVE! I heard that the salary is very generous! Daily salary over [-] is not a dream!”

Chentian resisted the urge to book a plane ticket and go directly to the game headquarters, and squeezed out a few words: "Oh, yes? So, do you dare to explain to me why I would Marry a great god? OK?"

"Chrysanthemum Demon King Chen licks! Do you think I will tell you so easily?"

"Get out! I told you I'm not the chrysanthemum-exploding devil! You tell me to really explode your ass! Otherwise, I'm too sorry for my title, understand?!"

... There was silence on the other end of the phone for two or three seconds. "Okay, OK. Didn't you read the introduction on the official website? Those who complete this dungeon can get a loyal and unyielding love...Is this also to promote consumption?"

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42. There are many right and wrong on the day of Qixi Festival

【42. There are many right and wrong days on Qixi Festival】

"I just know that the action you brought up without thinking about it makes me want to delete the account and try again!" Especially when he found out that the divorce card in the mall was useless at all!How much he wanted...a slap to Li Shenzhou, and then a slap to the Almighty, it's not good for you to open an account!You open a female account!What number do you have?You play trumpet!How embarrassing is this for him!How embarrassing for such a man who is a lover of the public!How does this make him pick up those cute younger siblings and go with the title of [Lonely as Snow's Husband]?Why the fuck can't this title be blocked!Nima is still on the top!

What?You said marriage can increase a man's charm?I tell you! NONONONO!Even if it is, it must not be in the game!Especially when the little loli you date, Xiaozheng, knows that she will never be able to stay with you for the rest of her life... Well, Chen Tian's sharp eyes narrowed slightly: I just like young and beautiful boys who have just grown up!You hit me?

However, the scene of embracing left and right has come to naught with this dungeon... Loyal and unyielding love, your sister!Brother Song and I have no love at all!Where is the loyalty and unyieldingness?To be loyal and unyielding is also to Sister Lianhua... Eh, the topic seems to have turned to a very weird place?

"Let me divorce the Great God, immediately, immediately. Otherwise, I will go to City A and castrate you directly. Then I will feed a certain organ of yours to the dog." Chen Tian said this sentence very calmly, sonorously and powerfully. Is a model of men.

How can this be!The Great God hacked their systems twice!If he doesn't come back with revenge, he is simply sorry for his dignity! "Oh. I can't help it~ Hey... What are you talking about? The signal here is not very good...Hello, hello?"

Li Shenzhou pretended to take the phone further and further away, and finally successfully pressed the power off button. "It's done!" Li Shenzhou smiled very proudly, Chen Tiansang, people don't fight with officials, even if you are an "official" among ordinary players, but in front of this technician, you are a scum!

Chen Tian heard the beeping sound from the phone, and made another call unwillingly, but the result was that the other party had shut down the phone... "Shit!" He put down the phone in a very unlucky manner, and sat back in front of the computer sullenly .

[Private chat] Half-step crazy with a smile: Li Shenzhou said that he couldn't leave.

[Private chat] Lonely as snow: Do you believe the nonsense he said?

Facing Song Qingge's powerful condemnation, Chen Tian remained silent for a rare time.

[Private chat] Lonely as snow: Lotus T_T!lotus!Are you there?

[Private chat] White Lotus: What's wrong?

[Private chat] Lonely as snow: Do you know where Yun Yu is?

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: Ah, he said he went offline to buy goods, what's wrong?

Very good... Yunyu is not online.

So.Dear Li Shenzhou, for the next time, the entire game and the entire network will be his domain.

Why is the game offline all of a sudden? ?This is what most players think at this moment.Li Shenzhou said with blood and tears on his face that he was ashamed of the people and the party... That's how it is, on the Qixi Festival, this midsummer filled with kind sunshine and love everywhere... Play it, smoke it.It's not an ordinary twitch, it's a twitch that makes it extraordinary - those who are doing tasks, downloading dungeons, disturbing the base, and showing affection, all of them are all disconnected at 22:[-] and [-]:[-] in the afternoon It's over... Just by looking at the time, we can see how ridiculous this is.

For the first time, for the time being, he can still think that his internet speed is not good, so what about the second time?What about the third time?Looking at the bottomless pit-like little chrysanthemum constantly rotating on the landing page, the players realized it! ——It turned out that it was not the problem of my own network speed, but the problem of the server!The forum exploded, cursing, crying father and grandma, begging to log in, this kind of post is everywhere when it is refreshed, and it seems to be to show "you are not alone!" Clicks and replies are extremely high!

Bai Lianhua also enlightened—but the direction of his enlightenment was a little different.School LAN gateway?Computer stuck?Accelerator failed? ...Sneaked out of school and ran to the Internet cafe under the sun, he found that he still couldn't log in...Brother-in-law!He is going to do another business mission!After finishing the task of running a business, he still wants to download a dungeon, level up, spawn monsters...but the game can't be logged in?What is the intention of this? !Don't make him feel better?

Just as he was about to complain on the official forum, a row of posts saying [HOT] appeared in front of him - [Mei Yunluo, why don't you die?Peat dropped the line! ][Li Shenzhou get out of here, or I'll blow you up on behalf of the masses!explain!Why can't I log into the game? ][Am I a conspiracy theory?What is Mr. Mei's purpose for doing this]... Bai Lianhua immediately said with tears in her eyes: He is not fighting alone!

In addition, there is a post that has been marked HOT, which is also very conspicuous.The name of the post is familiar [Does the network have good results? ] Posted by: BLH.Bai Lianhua looked at it for a long time before realizing that this seemed to be a post she posted a few days ago.They are all so refined and rosy?He had forgotten all about it.Bai Lianhua couldn't help but click in to have a look.

[NO.1 Acacia shares: BLH!puff!I laughed unkindly]

[NO.2 jellyfish: After watching for a long time, I found out that it is BL, H...]

...Do you dare to be serious!Do you want to die seriously?He asked the question sincerely!Why does this group care more about his vest than the title?Bai Lianhua was distracted and pulled down the drop-down bar. After a long time, the important one saw a decent reply.

[NO.47WCNMLGB: Online dating is such a P, do you masturbate when you want to make love?However, in the past, there were a few people who went from online games to reality in the forum, and they personally did not support online dating.Know people, know face, but not heart.The society is sinister, who knows whether the person sitting in front of the computer is a dog? 】

After Bai Lianhua read this sentence word for word, she silently closed the post.

After logging in to Penguin, the group chat icon pops up.Ignoring the rest, I clicked on the chat box of my own guild group, and the content discussed in it was also about the problem of not being able to log in to the game.

Vice-leader·Smiling half-step epilepsy 14:02:57

Why did I get disconnected?

Bangzhong Hundred Days Red 14:03:36

Mei Yunluo is playing a big game of chess...

Mei Yunluo is the CEO of the legendary Huaxia International Co., Ltd.It may not be clear to say this, but to put it simply and clearly: this game is one of the products of his company.

Deputy Gang Leader · Lonely as Snow 14:05:09

It's okay, about half an hour will be fine.

Just drag the chat history to the bottom, and the roommate's words will pop out.half an hour?Bai Lianhua turned her gaze to the lower right corner, more than 20 minutes had passed.

Leader White Lotus 14:27:03

Brother Song Qing... It's been almost half an hour, why still can't log in?

After closing the chat interface, Bai Lianhua looked at the little chrysanthemum who was constantly turning around in the login interface, very depressed.You are not logged in yet?Grandma is a bear... I don't know that for a lonely man in science and engineering, games are life!It's morals!It's the meaning of ginseng...

Deputy Gang Leader · Lonely as Snow 14:28:08

It's "Song" not brother, of course if you want to call me "brother", I have no problem. PS: You can log in now, try it.

Bai Lianhua wiped the cold sweat off her brow, Brother Song, your name really takes advantage of you, the heroes of the world are all your brothers!

Sure enough, as Song Qingge said, it is indeed possible to log in, and after logging in again, the number of people in the game is obviously much thinner.I'm afraid they haven't responded yet.

As soon as he logged in, the private chat system flashed up. After Bai Lianhua saw the content of the private chat clearly, he couldn't hold back his old blood, and almost rushed to the screen——

[Private chat] Lonely as snow: Sister Lotus!Let's get married!

How should he answer?Brother Song, we are all male and cannot get married... No, you have a female account in the game; but my account cannot be married. Dear, look at my bald head, what an ecstasy look it is, and are you with me? Is Michelle Half-step Epilepsy married?It is said that it is still a loyal and unswerving love, oh, just can't leave, in short, don't be naive, young man