Go to Hell, White Lotus

what's good?But the last word "idiot" actually made Bai Lianhua feel a strange warmth.

[Nearby] Bai Lianhua: ... You, you called me here in the middle of the night just to burn money?Don't you know that I still have a lot of summer homework to do? !School will start soon!Time is life!I will use my life to do my homework again! QQ

[Nearby] Great God: Second Olympic!Going to college and still have summer homework?

[Nearby] White Lotus: QwQ.The characteristics of our school.

[Nearby] Great God: I will do it

As if he was afraid that Bai Lianhua would not be able to understand his concise and clear words, he added another sentence.

[Nearby] Great God: Then I will help you

[Nearby] White Lotus: A good person lives a safe life!Brother Song, I am so moved! QQ

Ouch!I accidentally spoke my mind!

[Nearby] Master: Actually, I went to the chemistry lab a few days ago to study fireworks, but unfortunately I overestimated myself...

[Nearby] Bai Lianhua: ...It's twelve o'clock soon, hurry up and set off the fireworks.

[Nearby] Great God: Hmph, a boring old man who doesn't understand fun!

[Nearby] White Lotus: Peat!Who said I was young?Peat!Even if I am an old man, college students all over the world will cry!

The master didn't refute, but just used a bunch of fireworks silently.Purple fireworks bloomed in the night sky with gorgeous light effects, one bunch after another.Naturally, the fireworks in reality will not reach the level produced by special effects in the game. The white lotus makes the picture farther away, and the whole night sky looks as bright as day at this moment.

till the end.Several large white characters with light effects appeared in the air. "White lotus, happy Tanabata. Song"

[Nearby] Great God: Is it pretty?

[Nearby] Bai Lianhua: Great God... You make me feel like a little girl who has been raped...

[Nearby] Great God: You are not a girl!

[Nearby] Bai Lianhua: Essentially, I think I am as gentle and kind as a girl and have good skin!

[Nearby] Great God: ... Where is the integrity!

[Nearby] Bai Lianhua: But God, even so, can't you understand me as a girl?Many tragic stories in real life prove that two men will not have good results together!Look at the two of Jianwangsan, they both deleted their numbers and felt tired and unloved.I'm thinking we don't want to be like that...better...

The messages in the chat box stopped bouncing. Two minutes later, Song Qingge sent a reply.

[Nearby] Great God: White Lotus, actually you know everything.right?

Seeing the message from the Great God, Bai Lianhua fell silent.Is everything clear?Not really. There are also many corrupt women in [Tongmenghui].For example, the deputy head of the previous gang, Yue Yue, was so round, holding Bai Lianhua's hand all day and all night, talking about marrying him to a good man.Bai Lianhua also learned a little bit about rot... what it means to sell rot under Yue Haoyuan's explanation.

Those were really painful years, and Bai Lianhua reiterated thousands of times: I love women without disturbing them.But these words seemed to be automatically blocked by Yue Haoyuan. "Life without Chuanji is incomplete! Without Chuanji, you are not worthy to be called a human, you can only become an ape!" Although Bai Lianhua has never understood the relationship between Chuanji and racial evolution, her intuition tells him that it seems very powerful look.

Dimly, it seems that something is getting clearer in my mind.Bai Lianhua is two, but he is not stupid.According to his third year of high school, except for the eve of the college entrance examination, he played on the computer every day and could get a heavy IQ in the exam. No matter how stupid he is, he can't be stupid.

Bai Lianhua has a title at home called "Second Princess".Probably the reason is that when Bai Lianhua was five or six years old, he, Bai Qingrong, played the game of "Prince and Princess" with a certain cousin. The cousin became a princess, and then asked him and Bai Qingrong if they wanted to be princes?Bai Qingrong opened her mouth and said "yes", but Bai Lianhua said very seriously that he wanted to be a princess! "Because being a prince is so tiring, a princess is not tired!" That's how Bai Lianhua explained to the parents at that time.

A group of parents all laughed: "Can't you see that Lianhua is still so smart?" …To this day, when Bai Lianhua returns home, she can still hear her mother calling out in a friendly voice: Second Princess~~

Since childhood, he tried not to face the troubles he could not face; he tried his best to avoid the problems he could avoid.Some people say that this is a slick way of life, but only he knows that he is really lazy from the bottom of his heart.This is also the reason why he basically doesn't read mystery novels, it's a waste of time.

"Being liked." The feeling of not knowing what to say is very subtle, especially when the person who likes him is a man, he can still feel it so clearly.Therefore, he would rather pretend to be deaf and dumb as if he didn't know anything.However, the more I don't want to face some things, the more I fear that what will happen will happen.This is Murphy's Law that he has heard from others.

Obviously keep it like this.Why do you want to expose it.Bai Lianhua suddenly felt a sense of powerlessness.It was deeply pressed in his heart, so heavy that he couldn't even use the strength to type.

[Nearby] Great God: White Lotus.

[Nearby] White Lotus: I'm in...

[Nearby] Great God: According to some statistics, about 60.00% of people have homosexual tendencies, and [-]% of people are really homosexual.

[Nearby] White Lotus: So what?

Bai Lianhua suddenly had a not-so-good premonition.

[Nearby] Great God: White Lotus, let me bend you

[Nearby] White Lotus: Poof——

Who can tell him how to reply Song Qingge!Even if 90.00% of all human beings have homosexual tendencies, Bai Lianhua takes a catty of cucumbers to guarantee that he is definitely the remaining one percent!Uh... maybe?perhaps?Why?possible?What's going on with this tone of self-doubt!He really doesn't love men!

Just when Bai Lianhua was worried about how to answer, the Great God naturally changed the subject.

[Nearby] Great God: The Taohuayuan dungeon is about to start, let's go.

[Nearby] White Lotus: ...OK.

What else can White Lotus say?The words that were brewing in my mind were never said in the end.Facing Song Qingge now, I always feel more awkward than before...

The two arrived at Taohuaxi and chose to form a team.After yelling a few times in the guild channel, Yun Yu and the two also joined the team.There is no way, compared to other dungeons that often have 20 or [-] people, the limit of four people in the Taohuayuan dungeon is obviously not enough; and according to the news revealed by Xiaoxiao half-step crazy, the reason there are only four places is because Li Shenzhou said...too lazy to let The artist made another fisherman come out... SO.After Bai Lianhua learned about it, she sighed again: Sure enough, many things in the game were decided by the technical department's brains and slapping the table!Do you want to be so cheating!This level of cheating is almost as good as the novel website that Li Bei signed a contract with!

I don't know why, it seems that there are not many people who have downloaded the copy of Taohuayuan this week, and when they saw the shining golden god and the two with a smile, the only few left.People are more popular than others, and you have to throw away goods when you compare goods. Now playing a game is so fiercely competitive, you can't compete at all!

As someone who has done this mission, Bai Lianhua is naturally obliged to guide the team leader Song Qingge on what to do later.

[Team] Bai Lianhua: Great God, when we arrive at the station, click on the fisherman ten times in a row to talk.

[Team] Yunyu: What a fucking online game.What is this game called "Shenzhou Shenlu", just change the name to "Fucking Notes" and forget it.

[Team] Smiling half-step crazy: Fortunately, I didn't agree to join the game's research and development'_>'

... The boat was still floating, and after 2 minutes, it reached the destination.Three people got off the boat one by one.However, the Great Master didn't seem to react at all, half a minute later, he was still sitting on the boat.

[Team] Yun Yu: Hand/Kinky!Arrived!

[Team] Bai Lianhua: Why don't you come down?

A ridiculous guess suddenly appeared in Bai Lianhua's mind: Could it be that the Great God was hurt by love and couldn't let it go, and then... cough cough, this idea was so funny that Bai Lianhua felt ashamed.

If one or two minutes can still be explained by using the card machine, then six or seven minutes have passed, and you can still use the toilet to explain, then ten or so minutes have passed... The master has not yet got off the boat, is this too unreasonable?

[Team] Yun Yu: They won't fall into the latrine, right?

[Team] Smiling half-step crazy: This posture didn't fall into the latrine, it fell into the Songhua River...

[Team] Smiling half-step crazy: By the way, have you heard of thousands of dead pigs falling into the Songhua River?

[Team] Yunyu: In fact, it might be constipation!Constipation, hemorrhoids, and acne are common things for adolescent children.

[Team] White Lotus: ...

[Team] Smiling half-step crazy: ... who has the phone number of the master?Make a call and ask.Maybe the master can't find toilet paper in the toilet...

Song Qingge's phone number?After being told by Han Xiao half step crazy, Bai Lianhua remembered that he asked Song Qingge for his phone number when he wanted to pay back the money!

Thinking of this, Bai Lianhua took out her mobile phone, opened the address book and searched directly... After a while, she finally saw Song Qingge's name on the third-to-last line.

After thinking for a while, Bai Lianhua pressed the dial button. "Du-du..." came from the phone, and Bai Lianhua rubbed the corner of her clothes nervously.About three to forty seconds later, the long-lost voice finally came from the other end of the phone.

"I'm sorry, I fell asleep just now." As if knowing why Bai Lianhua called, before Bai Lianhua could ask, Song Qingge gave the answer first