Go to Hell, White Lotus

Look, there are actually two idioms in such a short sentence.

After that, there was nothing to say anymore, and Bai Rihong, the captain, broke the silence first.

[Team] Bairihong: Be careful, master, the monsters on the top of Jade Dragon Snow Mountain are all level [-]. This is no longer a question of killing you with one claw, but killing you with one touch. !

[Team] Half-step mad with a smile: Don't worry, I will protect your master.

[Team] White Lotus: ...Thank you

Bai Lianhua thought it was over.Unexpectedly, after a short pause, another line of words appeared.

[Team] Half-step crazy with a smile: Don't say thank you for your kindness, why don't you show me your body?

[Team] White Lotus: Die, whore!

[Team] Hundred Days Red: With a smile, do you want me to call you Shimu?

[Team] Half-stepped mad with a smile: Well... Teacher's wife sounds good too.

[Team] Hundred Days Red: I see Mr. Xin Xin has grown more and more handsome recently, how about you say I recognize her as a daughter?

[Team] Half-step mad with a smile: Hundred Days Red, don't mention to me that shemale disgusts me.

The white lotus flower in front of the computer, keenly smelling the smell of JQ, quietly fermented in the screen filled with the strong smell of summer.Mr. Xinxin had an affair with Hanxiao half-step epilepsy?No—Love Lord is a man, isn't he?Why do you say he is a shemale? ?

This time, the team was truly dead silent.

When I came to the top of the mountain to fight monsters, Bai Lianhua was well protected by the two of them. Even the clothes of the patron saint of the snow mountain had never touched him. The best part was that the experience bar was gradually increasing, like a marathon. Even and stable, but within ten minutes, the system told him that he was level 45.

Bai Lianhua glanced at the screen, thinking that there was nothing wrong.So he yelled at a group of people in the dormitory to eat, and he didn't forget to tell the two people who were fighting monsters and fighting high.Bairihong even made a firm promise: "Don't worry, master, you can go to lunch at ease, and leave this place to me and Hanxiao!"

When Bai Lianhua heard Longyan Joy, she dragged the three men in the dormitory to the snack street outside the school, ordered four bowls of hot and sour noodles, and patted herself on the chest boldly: "Don't worry, eat today! Grandpa is in a good mood, I treat you!"

"Well, you white lotus! A bowl of hot and sour noodles only costs five yuan! Is this how you're going to send us?" Chu Zhongtian was extremely dissatisfied, and he spoke righteously as if he wanted to start an uprising.Li Bei and Zhou Nanjiang, the two cannon fodder dormitory roommates who only appeared once, couldn't help but echoed, "Lotus, you are not being honest, I'm sorry for the fate that heaven and earth brought us together..." Bai Lianhua was almost in vain when these people talked about it. Ri Feixian, one head and two adults had to reluctantly buy a cup of milk tea.

Chu Zhongtian succeeded, and looked at him winkingly, and suddenly twisted Bai Lianhua's face in a very wretched way: "Oh, hehehe, sister Lianhua...how many levels are you now?"

Bai Lianhua was blushed by hot and sour tears, and answered indistinctly: "It's only level 45." Just enough to be a teacher, but Bai Lianhua is determined to hug the big tree of the Great God... As the saying goes, It's good to enjoy the shade under the shade of the tree, and with the umbrella of the Great God, it is estimated that he is the only one who bullies others.

Chu Zhongtian was stunned for a moment, then smiled and put his arms around Bai Lianhua's neck, close enough for Bai Lianhua to smell the shampoo on Chu Zhongtian's body clearly.It's just that it's a great summer now, and it's okay for two old men to hug each other, it's weird, it's really uncomfortable.Bai Lianhua put down her chopsticks, and her face sank: "Chu Zhongtian, let go!" Her voice was so piercing, it was really hard to tell her gender if she didn't pay attention.

"I won't let it go, what else can you do to me today?" Chu Zhongtian picked his chin and pinched his earlobe, while the other two in the dormitory all laughed without saying a word, watching Bai Lianhua being ravaged.

"You bastard!" Bai Lianhua's cheeks were flushed, she was trembling from being pinched, and her face was tearful (don't get me wrong, this is hot), and she was very affectionate, "Let go!"

A loud bang came from behind. "I really can't stand it anymore!" A young man with a Chinese character face stood up, pointed at Chu Zhongtian and said, "How can you make things difficult for this lady! Did she provoke you? There are people like you in society The scumbags are in chaos!"

Bai Lianhua was dumbfounded, and Chu Zhongtian was even more dumbfounded.He looked at the angry and righteous man in front of him, and after a long time, he uttered two words: "You know, I'm..." I'm his friend!Damn it's a man!

It's a pity that Chu Zhongtian was punched in the face before he could finish the second half of his sentence. "I hate you bullying dogs the most! No matter how big your family is today! How much money! I will beat you!"

"..." "The bullying dog" looked innocently at the man who turned out to be born, and didn't know what to say for a while, so he spat out blood angrily.

Bai Lianhua and his group were frightened by the sudden change, so after calming down, Zhou Nanjiang stood up first and explained to that person. Li Bei also stood up and Bai Lianhua grabbed Chu Zhong who wanted to fight back. sky.

"Sir...you misunderstood. My classmates are just joking around!" Zhou Nanjiang said nicely.

"You fucking fart!" The face of the square character was full of anger, and the anger seemed to overflow, "Didn't you see that lady was crying?!"

When Zhou Nanjiang heard this, he looked at the tearful white lotus, and almost burst into laughter, but he quickly concealed his emotions, so he could only say: "Sir, you didn't understand what I meant... You see, he has Breasts?" Zhou Nanjiang pulled Bai Lianhua, who was comforting Chu Zhongtian, and pulled him to stand in front of the "Chinese character face".

The "national character face" looked him up and down, and finally said hesitantly: "Even if the girl's chest is flatter, your classmate can't be so obscene with her!"

Bai Lianhua had the urge to fall to the ground.

Words were useless, Bai Lianhua silently used body language to signal Zhou Nanjiang to get out of the way, and then... proved Chu Zhongtian's innocence with actions——

Bai Lianhua pulled back her clothes and lifted them up, revealing various flat chests.

The world was silent at that moment, and even the crowd watching were dumbfounded.

The "national character face" stared blankly for a few seconds, and in just a few seconds, Bai Lianhua had already put down her clothes.

"Got it?" He's a man!Got it!It can be passed down from generation to generation!This - cannot be questioned at all!

The face of the "national character face" turned red, and suddenly felt that his face was hot.

"Miss... even if you don't wear a bra today, you can't show it to me, right? I'll get needle eyes..."

Bai Lianhua's smile froze on her face. Chu Zhongtian, who had always been angry all this time, couldn't help it anymore, and laughed loudly while lying on the table.

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11. Smiling and angry as a beauty

【11. Smiling and angry as a beauty】

... Anyway, since then, Bai Lianhua has left the impression of an enthusiastic and unrestrained friend.

"National character face" realized that this was an oolong incident and quickly apologized, while apologizing, he said generally: "It can't be blamed on me, it's just miss... um, classmate, you look too feminine..." If it weren't for "Chinese character face" Said that he invited him for lunch today, and Bai Lianhua would definitely go up and punch him to show that a man's majesty cannot be violated...

"Hi~ Bai Yinrou!" Although Chu Zhongtian was cleaned up, but seeing the "national character face" go away and revert to his old self, passers-by felt chills.

"I'm not called Bai Yinrou!" Bai Lianhua put down her chopsticks angrily, and glared at Chu Zhongtian, "It's Bai Lianhua! Bai Lianhua! Even if I'm a little more graceful, I'm still Bai Lianhua!"

Bai Lianhua originally thought that the nickname given to him by Chu Zhongtian's rise would soon disappear, just like the many nicknames Chu Zhongtian gave him before... Unfortunately, this time, Bai Lianhua underestimated the reality cruel.

[Nearby] Chu Zhongtian: Hey~ Bai Yinrou, why didn't you see me for a long time, and you changed from 44 to 47?

[Nearby] White Lotus: Don't call me Bai Yinrou! ! ! !

[Nearby] Chu Zhongtian: Your name is Bai Yinrou~

[Nearby] White Lotus: Die, die!

[Nearby] Hundred Days Red: Pfft... Bai Yinrou...

[Nearby] Smiling half-step crazy: Pfft... Bai Yinrou...

[Nearby] Jiuquan: Indescribable...

[Nearby] Hundred Days Red: Master, is your name really Bai Yinrou?

[Nearby] Chu Zhongtian: Yes, yes~

[Nearby] White Lotus:! ! !your sister! ! !I'm not called Bai Yinrou! !Lin Danda, go to hell!

[Nearby] Chu Zhongtian: ... You are so big!

If I had known earlier, it was a wrong decision for La Chu Zhongtian to come to level up together, Bai Lianhua swears!Even if Chu Zhongtian puts a knife on his neck, he won't let him come if he dies!

[Team] Hundred Days Red: Master Bai Yin Rou Bai~

[Team] White Lotus: ...

[Team] Hundred Days Red: Master, don’t be sad, the name Bai Yinrou is pretty good, it belongs to water, lotus grows well in water!

[Team] Smiling half-step crazy: Chrysanthemums grow well in water.

...after a moment of silence.All that was left was the neighing of the beaten monster.

Chu Zhongtian on the upper bunk raised his head with tears in his eyes: "White lotus! You are an idiot with a smile on your face!! Chrysanthemums don't grow in water!"

"I know... now..." Bai Lianhua silently covered her face with one hand.

Originally, a group of four men chatted for a while from time to time, and got along very well... However, whenever the lives of the protagonists lack surprises, there are always a few supporting characters.