Retire from the human world

On this day, countless gods slandered: This damn Duantianmen!

Fleeing desperately, rushing to fight for life at the critical moment when the Qing Huan Cave collapsed, Yinglong destroyed the five towers, and the Tianhe Waterfall blocked the way - none of the Sword Immortals of Duantianmen have ever encountered these thrilling crises!

Because the sword fairies left Qinghuan Cave Sky long ago and went down there.

How many gods laughed at them for their cowardice?How many ancient immortals took the opportunity to occupy the Qinghuan Cave, planning to make a fortune every day, thinking that it is best to make a fortune in times of crisis?

How could these guys from Duantianmen be so lucky! !

No matter how indignant the gods including Ying Long were, how they struggled at the Jiuchongtian waterfall, the sword immortals had already rushed all the way to Juku Island of the Sichongtian.

The mountains here are rolling and rolling, full of trees, and the leaves are like maple trees, exuding a sweet and rich fragrance.

"Why does it smell like maple syrup?" Shen Dong casually knocked on the trunk, followed by a thunderous sound, which made Shen Dong take a few steps back, looking at this kind of big tree everywhere in the mountains and plains in surprise.

"This is the Returning Soul Tree, which is used to suppress the reincarnation pool in the first layer below."

A sword fairy explained to Shen Dong with great interest.

They usually don't have much patience, but the sword spirit... this is really rare!

"Brother! That's my apprentice's sword!" Taiyue Sword Immortal suddenly stepped in, glaring at him.

"Cough." The sword fairy who looked older than Taiyue coughed dryly, touched his nose and walked aside.

Du Heng's uncle, how fresh!Not to mention that Shen Dong has never seen it, neither has Du Heng.

Duantianmen's inheritance is really muddled, a bad debt!The sect was founded by Sword Immortal, but his apprentice Linghuan simply disbanded the sect. In the sky, the unscrupulous apprentice must have been severely beaten by Chang Cheng, and Duan Tianmen was disbanded?If you don't even think about it, the Changcheng Sect Master will shout angrily, "He's still alive, Duan Tian Sect won't allow you to make decisions"!It is obviously a single lineage, but in the third generation, it has accepted two apprentices - Taiyue Sword Immortal and his senior brother.

The reason why a certain lazy guy did this was because he was afraid that there was only one apprentice who would challenge him. He often did this kind of thing before, and Linghuan Sword Immortal was a lesson for him.Absolutely looking for apprentices who are diligent and willing to do things, and there must be two! (It doesn't matter whether they are the same age or not, anyway, they will ascend in the end, and the long days will be in the heaven)

But he is so lazy, can he teach two apprentices well?

Of course not!So Taiyue was completely taught by his senior brother. A sword cultivator will seal his sword when he is about to cross the catastrophe. The time that can delay the catastrophe is only 400 years. At this time, he can only teach one apprentice. He taught Taiyue. A certain senior brother couldn't accept apprentices, so he soared up regretfully.

Well, this path of single lineage has finally been maintained.

However, there were too many apprentices and he couldn't keep them. Taiyue simply ran out of the East China Sea, "swept away" an apprentice in the street, and lived in seclusion in Zhongnan Mountain.Anyway, the Duantianmen have been disbanded for three generations, right? After ascending, they will see the lazy master and the unlucky brother every day, so there is no need to stay in Donghai to cherish their former residence.

"Wait, why do you have to wait until the robbery to teach apprentices?"

Shen Dong finally grasped the point. He remembered that Du Heng was also like this. He had been in Zhongnan Mountain for N years without a name. He went down the mountain in order to find his apprentice, but the apprentice couldn't find it. It coincided with the battle at Beiman Mountain... Well, the following things also happened. Forget it.

"It's not until the tribulation is over that the disciples are accepted, but after the sword is sealed!" the head of the Changcheng sect said with a serious expression.

"Why?" Shen Dong still couldn't figure it out.

He thought for a while, back then Du Heng sealed himself in the scabbard (suddenly felt uncomfortable), and then went to find a fat baby to be his apprentice... Isn't this a little wrong, is it afraid of the sharp sword Scaring kids?

"Haha, come to think of it, Du Heng, and you, have never seen my sword so far!" The old man in gray twitched his beard and smiled triumphantly. Shen Dong's scalp went numb when he saw his expression, which was obviously "preaching." wordy" start signal ah!

But he was wrong this time, Taiyue Sword Immortal only said one sentence.

"Sword cultivator, you must have your own sword!"

Before forging the spirit stone into a sword, the apprentice must never see the master's sword!It is best not to let the apprentice see the sword of any sword cultivator.

The latter is easy to do, there are not many sword cultivators in the cultivation world, as long as you live in secluded places, it is difficult to meet other sword cultivators.Besides, the sword cultivator was very weak in the first 300 years of practice, and could do nothing. He was worse than ordinary demons, and it was impossible for him to go out.

"The sword is the way, and it can be psychic. There are thousands of ways, so you must forge your own sword and walk the way you choose."

The chief of Changcheng door lowered his voice and spoke slowly.

He looked at the Duantianmen Sword Immortals around him, and there was a rare sense of relief in their expressions.

At least on this road, from Ling Huan to Du Heng, they all have their own way.

The four sword celestial beings next to him also sighed a little - Duantianmen has been passed down for several generations, and all of them have ascended without exception, and there is a reason for this.Cultivation is originally against the sky, and the path of sword cultivation is the most difficult one.

It's a pity that those who don't belong to the Duantianmen took a lot of detours when they first practiced, and they didn't know about it. When they found out, they were all in the fairy world, and they didn't have the opportunity to recruit disciples.

No!According to the speed of the collapse of the sky, it is unknown whether they will survive.

The sword fairies all smiled wryly, and flew around the Returning Soul Forest.

There are almost no other gods here, and they probably all ran away.

The deeper you go, the more intense the sweet and greasy fragrance, Du Heng felt slightly, he and Shen Dong were impacted by the Tianhe water, and the consciousness that came back after being separated from it, seemed to be gradually stabilized after being smoked by this fragrance. The soaring strength of the spiritual energy is no longer vain, but has become solid.

"Returning Soul Tree? This should be...Returning Soul Incense!"

"Haha, yes, in the human world, as long as the souls of those who have just died have not dissipated, they can be resurrected by smelling it, even birds and animals are no exception."

"Such a rare thing can only be found in the fairy world." Du Heng nodded.

"Eh?" Taiyue Sword Immortal looked at Du Heng blankly, what does this mean?

Seeing the expressions of a group of sword immortals who either didn't care or were confused, Shen Dong couldn't help knocking on his forehead, and said powerlessly: "You guys want to go back to the world, do you want to bring some souvenirs?"

"What?" Forgive Feisheng for a hundred years, and even sword immortals who have thousands of years, can't understand this.

"That's it..." Shen Dong took a deep breath, and then asked like a cannonball, "When you return to the human world, what will you eat, drink, and live in? You must know that you are immortals, and you will never die, so you have to throw money endlessly... Tickets! I don’t have that much money, and neither does Du Heng. We are still working in the supermarket. What are you going to do? Do you want to sit and eat? By the way, gods can’t starve to death anyway, but your sword will also accompany you when you are homeless. Can’t afford clothes or food—sorry, your swords don’t need this, I mean, the thousand-year-old stalactites tempered in the sword body in the cultivation world cost 70 yuan, all kinds of spirit stones are sky-high prices, and the chaotic beads jump to the price of building wood Another 900! The cultivation world says that if you want to become a fairy, you should treat your magic weapon better! You are all immortal, why don’t you treat your sword well?!”

"..."

A group of sword immortals were dizzy and muttered to each other.

uh, money!By the way, in the world of mortals, money is indispensable!

If you don’t have money, you can only beg – my Great God Pangu, the Sword Immortal can’t do this kind of thing! !

"I have five ghosts carrying Dafa, silver and copper coins, what else?" Linghuan Jianxian raised his eyebrows in disdain.

"Well... If you do this, you will probably be fined by the special department of the state." Shen Dong nodded solemnly to emphasize the authenticity of the words, "The meaning of the fine is that you have to pay more money!"

"..."

Sword Immortal Linghuan looked at his master sweating profusely.

The head of the Changcheng Sect pondered for a while: "In the past, we all focused on sword cultivation, and we didn't know much about magical powers, but there are still some immortal skills such as "Scattering beans into soldiers and referring to leaves as gold."

This time it was Du Heng who spoke, his tone sounded flat, but he hid his smile: "I'm afraid it won't work."

"Why?"

"Nowadays, ordinary people's money has numbers on it. If you take out many papers with the same number... bank notes, no matter how lifelike the fairy art becomes, it will be recognized as fake." Du Heng looked at the dumbfounded sword fairies, Explain in this way, "As for gold, it is not easy to sell now, and you are not afraid of being traced. The purity of gold is measured...just to see how much gold it contains. How can there be anything that is 100% absolutely pure gold? Take this kind of gold and go out. Exchange, you will be caught as an alien!"

"Wait, what are aliens?" Taiyue Sword Immortal asked with a beard and staring eyes.

"...a kind of existence that mortals suspect, but has never confirmed its existence, and mortals are curious and afraid of it! Basically, when they see mortals, they will scream." Du Heng frowned, while Shen Dong was about to applaud, as expected He passed the highest-level assessment for mortals in the cultivation world, what a perfect explanation!

Who would have guessed!

"Oh, isn't that a fairy?"

—— Doubt the existence, have not confirmed the existence, curious and fearful!Emma is really a fairy! !If there was a wall in front of him, Shen Dong would have the heart to bump into it now!

Immortals are equal to aliens, what a sci-fi argument!Wait, this is just a bunch of idiots, the sword fairy's thinking is off-line and connected wrongly

"..."

"Hey, Du Heng, why didn't you continue talking?"

"It's okay, let's hurry to the Samsara Pool!" Du Heng thought silently, it's wrong to say too much, if you don't say it's good, it really is a wise saying!

He was about to continue on his way with Shen Dong. Unexpectedly, with a flash of light in the hands of the group of sword fairies, they cut off a large piece of the soul-returning tree, and while flying, they removed the branches and threw them away. The trunk was stuffed with mustard seeds. Magic weapon.What's more, like Linghuan Sword Immortal, when he saw the little ganoderma lucidum and the fairy stones all over the mountain, he rolled up all of them with his sleeves, picked and picked, threw away the bad ones, and stuffed the good ones in. .

"Linghuan!" The head of the Changcheng Sect couldn't see it, and told the apprentice to restrain himself.

"Anyway, the fairyland is going to be destroyed, and these things won't stay!" Linghuan shrugged disapprovingly, and continued to destroy the environment, "If I come back to the world alive, this is my property, and I don't want to touch it. If I die..."

His apprentice, Du Heng's ancestor said lazily:

"If we die, we will be buried as funeral objects."

"..."

The eighteen heavens in the fairy world are all transformed into nirvana powder, and you still need a funeral object for Mao! !You are buried with the fairy world!

Shen Dong turned his head resentfully, the sequelae of losing a battle with his body is that now he finds Du Heng particularly pleasing to the eye!It's too sad to face the dangerous appearance that you can look at a few more times, and you have experienced the most unlucky and embarrassing things, and you have a kind of indifferent attitude, but——

Shen Dong couldn't help but look down.

The figure of the dangerous and the second negative is really nothing to look at, but such a "deep memory" "encounter" and "intimacy and seamlessness" such a bad incident, the next period of time, normal thinking can't help thinking about what the other party will be without clothes What kind of it!Even if he doesn't look like that now, and his clothes are tightly covered, there is no way to stop his distracted thinking.

Seems like it's been getting worse and worse since I tied that damn red wire.

Shen Dong couldn't help squinting at Sword Immortal Linghuan, who was still collecting local specialties with great joy.

The Samsara Pool of the Three Heavens is about to arrive.

"Hello!" Shen Dong gently tugged at Du Heng, and asked in a low voice, "Yu Kun, where are Master Bai Shu and the others?"

"Yu Kun is Jinpeng now, so his escape speed should be very fast..." Du Heng hesitated for a moment. After all, when they left Yingzhou Island, the Tianhe Waterfall was two points away, and the road to Baiyujing was cut off. If Yu Kun stayed in Jiuchong sky!

Well, it should be fine, Kunpeng is good at controlling water and wind.

"Reverend Baishu and the others have their own sects. The sword celestials sent by the sect master Changcheng to inform them have all returned. I think we can meet again when we go to the pool of reincarnation."

"Well, I hope we can come from the human world and go back to the human world safely."

Shen Dong thought helplessly, there seemed to be a little tengu at home, he had no mooncakes to eat, so he had to go out to look for food.

There is also Shanhai Tesco!

Will a supermarket that doesn't even have a general manager close down?Maybe after they escaped from the fairyland by chance, they will find that they have lost their jobs.

Deceiving people, losing their jobs because they accidentally ascended... Who has experienced this kind of thing through the ages?

"We must bring Master Zhanyuan back to the human world."

"Huh?" Du Heng frowned, he couldn't remember when Shen Dong looked at Zhan Yuan differently.

"Otherwise, who will issue the fines in the cultivation world in the future?!"

"..."