Retire from the human world

Taiyue Sword Immortal sneezed heavily, and he rubbed his nose in confusion.

This feels really strange, since he has successfully cultivated the Tao, the little problems of mortals will not come to him for a long time.Could it be that the Dao of Heaven has a feeling and wants to give him great cause and effect?

Sooner or later, I have to go to the immortals of the Chengtian sect to calculate the secret.

"Taiyue! We are discussing things, where have you been distracted?" Sword Immortal Linghuan took the opportunity to avenge his personal revenge, shouted angrily, and all the sword immortals immediately cast dissatisfied glances.

"You can just make up your mind, what else is there to discuss!" Taiyue Sword Immortal curled his lips, his attitude was very disdainful, "You are acting these days, don't you just pretend to be the apprentice of the sect master, so you take over everything logically, implying that we have to listen to you of?"

Ling Huan was furious: "I'm still your master, is this the tone you speak to your master?"

"Forget it, didn't you disband Duantianmen when you were in the mortal world?" Taiyue said indifferently, "Anyway, there is no sect master, Duantianmen will be finished sooner or later, and you will be ruined if you are poor. This black pot is just on your head. It has nothing to do with me waiting!"

"..."

Linghuan ran away on the spot and drew Qinghong Sword.

Qin Feng was not there, Luo Chi dozed off as if he didn't see it, the other four sword fairies had no choice but to swarm up, dragging their arms and legs to stop Linghuan sword fairy, and finally the hospital building was not completely ruined.

During the commotion, Qin Feng Jianxian came back, carrying a leopard-like thing, and threw it on the ground (after N days, a new amount will be added to the ticket, killing the national second-class protected animal, this is wrong! The impact is bad...).

Qin Feng didn't pay attention to their fuss at all. In the Fourteenth Heaven, as long as the sect master retreated to meditate, or went out for a stroll, the sword immortals would pinch each other, just get used to it.

He just yelled: "Come and help me, first get the fur off intact... and then refine it casually. I have been wandering in the mountains and forests far away for a long time before I found such a one."

The sword fairies didn't blink their eyes in the face of blood, but here came the problem.

"How to practice?"

"Yes, I only know how to make swords." Taiyue scratched his beard worryingly.

——Is your sect only able to forge swords?And it's unique, only refining your own sword!The characteristics of the swords between the master and the apprentice are all different, so it can be said that they have nothing to do with each other, and they can't help even if they want to help.

"Let me come!" A sword fairy who joined the Duantianmen after ascending to the fairy world stood up feebly.

There are very few sword cultivators in the comprehension world, and there are even fewer sword cultivators in a sect.The difficulty of crossing the catastrophe is the nine-fold heavenly catastrophe, and they are often chopped into slag for several generations. Once the time of crossing the catastrophe comes, the sword cultivators are nervous and desperately trying to stabilize their mood.I don't have time, so why teach my apprentices?How can such a sect be passed down?

Therefore, apart from Duan Tianmen, other sword cultivators in the cultivation world are wild roads, and every sword cultivator who is about to cross the catastrophe will seal up a letter or something of his experience somewhere for someone who is destined. In this case, the background of the sword cultivator is inevitable Variety.Some were exiled by the sect and got the inheritance by chance, some were originally mortal scholars who got an old book by chance, and some even worked as blacksmiths...

Linghuan frowned and asked after the sword fairy, who was proficient at refining magic weapons, finished in a hurry:

"Such a whole piece, how do you wear it? Tie it around your waist or over your shoulders?"

"... Well, you still hope that the sect master will not dislike the ordinary material and refuse to wear it." Qin Feng said with a sad face, "It's strange to say that even a big insect can't be found in this huge mountain. "

Tiger!In this day and age, it is faster to go to the zoo to find them.

"It's because you are too useless!" Linghuan Sword Immortal said disdainfully, "Wait for me to search around, and I will definitely gain something!"

—Are you sure you can find your way back?

All the sword fairies looked at him with contempt.

"It would be great if Du Heng was here." Taiyue Sword Immortal began to babble, "at least you know where there are monsters (Shanhai Yigou...), the rarer the better, the vision of the sect master has always been high, whether it was in the past or Now……"

At this moment, Yu Kun, who had finished broadcasting the live broadcast of The Great Escape, trembled inexplicably.

This spine is chilling, I have a bad feeling!Later, I will go to the magic machine to do the math.

"Manager Yu, when will Shanhai.com resume business?" Someone asked after him.

Yu Kun immediately wiped off a cold sweat, this kind of live broadcast, one must be cautious when speaking, the audience in the comprehension world doesn't have such a good temper, if they don't like it, broken jars, shoes and anything will be thrown at them.Yu Kun's size exceeds the standard now, and his target is huge, so he can easily suffer!

Kunpeng's veteran qualifications and strong strength?That can't be careless!

There is a saying about the mountain-opening axe, a mortal who is in Pansi Cave and talks to him through a huge net will never guess that it is an axe.In the same way, you can prove that the crazy viewers watching TV are poor A Piao or the elders and suzerains of various sects.Correction, now we have to add those terrible gods!God bless Pan Gu, fortunately the sword fairies don't know how to watch TV!

"This Shanhai.com... Cough, I have been away for a few years, and I haven't taken over some trivial matters. The official business hours are uncertain. If you have any urgent needs, you can call our order hotline , Panda Express provides non-stop service at 12 o'clock—huh? What did you say? When you cut Jianmu, the enchantment that had covered China for several years was automatically untied. You can also..."

Yu Kun said enthusiastically, "By the way, by the way, is the TV series on Western Blood Race TV ended? When I ascended, I just broadcast Goblin Rebellion... Also, the little kid on Island TV Station solved the case Is there an ending? Who is the final behind-the-scenes boss...what, all of them have come out! Great! The moment I ascended to the heavens, I was in despair. I thought I would never see the ending in my lifetime, so I am not reconciled!"

"..."

Some of the audience in the comprehension world were at a loss and didn't understand, and some people stared at Yu Kun on the screen with a black line, and he changed the topic with excellent singing and singing. They couldn't help muttering, what is this Yu Kun afraid of?Don't want such a good opportunity to make money, well, there is a problem!

—— Just kidding, Shanhai.com can't stand the torture of those gods!

It is better to close the business than to cause losses. Yu Kun heard that some employees in the pre-sales department disregarded the iron rules of Shanhai.com and said that they would rather die than resign!

Yu Kun ended the live broadcast in a hurry, muttering to himself, this is not the way to go.

As soon as he clapped his hands, there was it!The pre-sales department belongs to the front desk, who is the supervisor of the front desk?Hmph, a good general manager of a supermarket must know how to delegate problems... No, no, he meant decentralization, decentralization!There is such a good resource not to use, it will be struck by lightning!Send Shi Fang Ju Mi to the pre-sales department, and sign up again, Du Heng's sword, Duan Tianmen Sword Immortal's sword, dear, can your head be harder than Jian Mu?Hahaha, Yu Kun looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, and decided to call the staff to go to work immediately!

As long as the hospital is not in ruins and all the sword immortals are buried, it will still be able to connect even if it is not in the service area. Yu Kun confidently draws a talisman on the screen and dials: "Sorry, the user you dialed is currently in double cultivation..."

Yu Kun smashed three trees with his head, hit the phone on the back of his foot, and rolled away a long way.

He leaned back. It turned out that the tendency was to sit down on the ground, but the weight of his upper body was too heavy, and he fell headfirst.They smashed a big hole in the ground, and fortunately the live TV broadcasting site in the realm of comprehension is a deep mountain forest surrounded by formations, so Yu Kun wouldn't have to pay an extra fine.

Yu Kun trembling fingers, pawing for a long time before getting up from the ground.

He suspected that something went wrong when he was struck by lightning in the boundary-breaking passage, or that he made a wrong call.

He took the phone out of the mud pit, wiped the screen, and checked the communication display—yes, it was really Du Heng!

Yu Kun was dumbfounded, who could Du Heng double cultivate with?

Didn't Du Heng say that his Taoist companion is...! !

"Bang!" The pit was smashed deeper.

Yu Kun kept blinking his eyes, double cultivation, is it double cultivation in the usual sense in the cultivation world?In fact, that's nothing, the human form will be destroyed in all directions, besides, the sword cultivator originally cultivated the sword, it's only right and proper.

Well, he was the one who made all the fuss!It's all because the mobile phone system modified by the Mo family is not good!What are "Sorry, the user you dialed is in the alchemy furnace uncovering period, please call again later", "Sorry, the user you dialed is going through a catastrophe, no matter whether it is successful or not, you don't need to dial again" and so on. There are four rejection statuses, and there are probably double repairs among them.Yu Kun has never paid attention to this thing, nor heard of anyone using the rejection mode for this reason, so he couldn't get back to his senses for a while.

Yu Kun slowly put the phone into his pocket, and with a slight shake, the dirt on his body disappeared without a trace.He rubbed his chin that was squeezed into three layers: Could it be that Du Heng was seriously injured and wanted to recover urgently, so he would double cultivate?

——In your sentence, only the word “urgency” is correct…

"Then call again tomorrow." Yu Kun thought regretfully that Shanhai.com couldn't make money, what a loss!

I hope that the group of gods from the lower realms will not be encouraged by the disciples of the younger generation, and come to the gate of Shanhai.com by themselves. The formation of the supermarket can't stop the guy who has ascended for thousands of years!

At that time, the provincial capital where Shanhai.com is located will suffer, no, I have to call Zhanyuan!Yu Kun couldn't be blamed for this fine!

"Hey, Captain Zhou, you...didn't sleep well?" Why do you shake your hands like this when you light a cigarette?

Captain Zhou replied vaguely, and was a little surprised in his heart, he was doing well, why did he suddenly have a chill?

Although it is strange, but now it is a weekly regular meeting, Captain Zhou can only throw away the strange feeling that popped up suddenly, click on the folder at hand, and repeat what he just said: "...the provincial capital has been continuously For two hundred days, there have been no major cases. We must continue to maintain it and increase the crackdown on pickpocketing! It will be the peak tourist season in May, and we have to play a part in building a good image of the city. Okay, After work today, my colleagues in the team went to have a dinner together, I invite... um? What's going on?"

"Captain. I guess you won't be able to go home with your wife and children..."

Captain Zhou glared at him and went out to answer the phone.

"Director! Yes, it's me... what? Something happened to the demolition area again?"

Everyone in the meeting room secretly exchanged a rather complicated look.

Only a new criminal policeman looked at everyone's ever-changing expressions inexplicably, and couldn't help asking in a low voice: "The demolition area? Where is it? What's wrong?"

"Hey, Xiao Zhang, have you heard of the ghost building in the provincial capital?"

"Yes, one of the top ten strange stories in the provincial capital, and the post is at the top of the local irrigation forum." What's the big deal, it's not unusual for any university to have so many strange stories.

Captain Zhou outside lowered his voice, furious:

"Someone saw several blue lights breaking through the smog, and it seemed like an earthquake had occurred centering on all the problematic buildings? Some people were injured... The ruins were all construction waste. It turned into a joke, no one is interested, it’s just a group of wild cats who are haunted, who else ran there... Scavengers? Accidentally got hit by something?"

The blue veins on Captain Zhou's forehead came out, he resisted a few words, and then hung up the phone.

——It’s unreasonable, this is obviously a matter for the people in charge of civil affairs in the police station. You know the ins and outs of the cause and effect best, so I’m going to trouble you!It's a matter of state secrets, so it's better not to leak them.

Captain Zhou felt very unlucky, what kind of state secrets, the statement of the solar eclipse half a month ago, has been questioned on the Internet until now, don't think that there are no astronomy enthusiasts in the public, and there is no condition for the occurrence of a solar eclipse, what a solar eclipse!For example, a meteorite fell to Russia a few years ago, and the meteorite shattered before it hit the ground. It must be said that the mobile phone of a certain astronaut on the space station fell and hit it!If the mobile phone can be so accurate, why do intercontinental missiles do it? !

Half an hour later, Captain Zhou followed the police station to the demolition area in the old city.

Surrounded by spectators, the wounded had already been sent away, and a cordon was drawn in front of the ruins.Captain Zhou looked at it from a distance, and felt that something was wrong. The top floor of the building that could not be demolished no matter how hard it was knocked, the wall seemed to have collapsed a little bit, and a piece of the roof was missing, which made the house, which was originally a dilapidated building, look crumbling .

"How is it?" Captain Zhou asked.

"I didn't find anything. No, it should be said that I couldn't get close to that building." The person who explored first murmured to Captain Zhou with an ugly expression, "Captain, do you think the owner of the house is back?"

"..."

A missing person surnamed Shen Mingdong appeared in Captain Zhou's mind instantly.

Damn, he knew that the chill just now was not a good sign!