Retire from the human world

Just like the night restaurant, no matter how bad it is, there are cooked meats on the menu.Regardless of whether the decoration looks like a tomb or not, the waiter is dead or alive, and finally it is worthy of the name of its restaurant.No matter how weird the name of Fengchen Inn is, and how curious the gate is, it is still a hotel that feels like home—a true home away from home.

The customer is a dryad, and the guest room is arranged in the open air by the river. The special introduction is that the soil here is fertile and easy to take root. The sun is abundant and it rains on time every evening. Mr. Bao is satisfied; Upward rainwater will not pour back, and it is convenient to climb out to bask in the sun in the morning and evening; it is even simpler for aquarists. There are all kinds of beds at the bottom of the river. The luxury suite is a coral stone cave with a single house, and the single room is an empty shell. The room is a large conch, the fine sand and bluestone is a Datong pavement, and the low room is under the sand...

In the middle of the big river is a sandbar with large tiles, and the central area is set up with formations, which is extremely dry.

This place is provided for monsters whose ancestral home is from the Western Regions, such as scorpions, cacti, camels... or demon cultivators whose natural attributes are earth or fire.The inn also specially bought a high-grade alchemy furnace from Rizhaozong, which was blazing all day long to heat and dehumidify.

There is a towering tree a little far away on the opposite side of the river, which is full of customers all year round. The price of the tree hole varies according to the location, from the treetop to the root.It mainly depends on the specific area and the interior decoration of the tree hole. For example, whether the bedding is ordinary hay or precious herbs, whether it is leaking or not, whether the hole is planted with Ganoderma lucidum or ordinary mushrooms...

"Which hotel's guest room door does not have a lock? No, some have no door at all..."

Shen Dong's hair was black, and he raised his neck to look at a finely woven bird's nest on a tree trunk in the distance with its own rain-proof vine top.

Judging from the size of the nest, a large enough goshawk squatted inside, and a crooked red wishful knot hung on the withered yellow vine cover, and a dark wooden board was tied to the fringe, with the room number written on it.

Shen Dong also noticed this thing before.All the boats on the river, empty and unoccupied, all hang this wishful knot on the cabin door.It is hanging red, looking festive, but it always makes people feel that something is wrong-of course not, long ago, girls in certain places hung red lanterns at the door, and if guests came, they would take down the lanterns.

The bottom of the big tree is a raised tree root. This is a ventilated room on all sides. It is very romantic and comfortable when it is not raining. There are stars in the sky. The morning and sunset shine on the bed. If it rains...

"There are no thieves in the cultivation world?"

"Ok?"

"There is no door, how can the property of the residents be guaranteed?"

Du Heng glanced at Shen Dong, and answered the wrong question, "Did you see that we brought something here?"

"Uh!"

When Du Heng entered the store, it seemed that the only luggage was Shen Dong.What are you laughing at, don't swords count as luggage?

"I understand, there is a magic weapon for storage..." Shen Dong suddenly realized.

Everyone in the realm of comprehension belongs to the snail, so it's great to carry all your belongings with you!At least not afraid of getting lost.If you think about it carefully, in the ancient times when there was no Beidou Shenzhou Express, practitioners were either dead houses or living in a fixed place. The truth is that they will lose their way when they travel far!The real reason why the so-called outsider and half-immortal master has no fixed place is that he can't find the way back!Anyway, I have all my belongings on me, so I can just pick another place with green mountains, green waters, and a paradise to live in.

If it's a little monster like Chi Mao who can't even afford a magic weapon for storage, just walk around with a snakeskin bag on his shoulders.I believe that this kind of poor and white little demon will not have any valuable property, let alone worry about being stolen.

The dense forest, open water, sandbars, and boats and boats, this scenery is really pleasing to the eye.

The only problem is that you can't tell whether the flying egrets, the trees by the river, or the fish and shrimp in the water are the landscape design of the inn, or the guests like you.

Just now when Shen Dong woke up, he saw a big red carp bubbling leisurely in the river, and thought of the plump fish pot with sauerkraut. There is a hot pot restaurant in front of Fengchen Inn, so it would be nice to fish one up and eat it for a tooth sacrifice.

In the end, the fish was caught, but the red carp immediately yelled "Indecent" in horror, which shocked many demon cultivators to come out to watch the fun.

Shen Dong was very confused.

It's not worth the money, those cold scales are not good to touch, they feel terrible, it's unlucky to be labeled as misbehaving and careless because of this!

As soon as You Qi turned his head and saw Du Heng coming out of the cabin, Shen Dong was ready to explain with a black hair, and then thought about what to explain!He is not afraid of the shadow slanting when he is upright, but he has a fierce reputation and is destroyed in all directions. Even if he does something wrong, he is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door!

The river channel is an oval shape connected end to end, with a sandbar in the middle.

The building boats had been floating along the river. No matter how beautiful the scenery on both sides of the river was, Shen Dong didn't dare to stretch out his hands casually. He just rambled a few words when passing by the various novelty rooms, and wanted to change the topic.

They were idle looking at the scenery, and the monsters watching the excitement were not idle either.

"Stay far away from the destruction of all directions..." The red carp swam back in panic, and the gossip spread all over the bottom of the river in an instant.

All the monsters who cultivated their minds nodded wildly with sympathy.

Soldiers are fierce.

There are many notorious warriors and warriors in the world of comprehension, but who can show the heroic feat of slaughtering one hundred thousand demons?

The demon cultivators in the comprehension world are different from the ghost monsters. They don't eat people, they seek the way wholeheartedly, and they don't follow heretical ways. Of course, their combat power is a little weaker, not as fierce and cruel as the ghost monsters.

"Yeah, it killed so many monsters, one hundred thousand, I can't finish chopping them even if they stand in a row completely still..." All the little monsters that have been transformed in the past 100 years have been trained by the Jianmu training class. The brainwashing was very thorough, and I was very excited when I mentioned the bloody battle at Beiman Mountain.

"Hey, have you heard? Those seniors who came back from the fairy world, when it comes to Duantianmen, they are amazing!"

"Tsk, it's on TV every day, so I don't know much about it!"

"How do you know, we all live in the river, and there is no TV in the guest room."

"You say you're stupid and you still don't admit it. The building where Du Heng lives is so big, are you still a monster and don't hang on the railing to peek?"

Shen Dong decided that when he went to sleep tonight, he must take a pot in his hand and shake it around on the deck. If he found something strange on the railing, he would grab it and say that he would stew it in a pot!

These days, it's much easier to be a villain, and you can have fun.

What kind of reputation, since the battle of Beiman Mountain, what kind of reputation can there be if all directions are destroyed?

Shen Dong found that Du Heng's patience and self-cultivation were really good, and he seldom showed joy or anger when he heard outrageous comments.

It is right to think about it, if the disciples who come out of Duantianmen's education can't be more distorted than the master, then they have to be as calm as ever, otherwise they will become such a sad existence like Qin Feng Sword Immortal, being ordered around.

Shen Dong stretched out his hands and feet, no, it's still too sour.

He was lying on the deck basking in the sun, not wanting to move at all.

Gradually, there was only the sound of water flowing, and the demon cultivators were either going to the front to work to make money, or they were working hard to cultivate.Those who are really poor in talent have to endorse the fourth level of the exam.

In this world, no matter who it is, it is not easy to live well.

Shen Dong was listlessly thinking about what to do in order to complete the big plan of pushing back and taking advantage.

Comparing strength?It seems to be a little worse than Duheng.Compared with the means, this is a bit far behind... That's right!Why did Du Heng insist on getting himself drunk that day?

He turned over suddenly, and subconsciously wanted to jump up, but his back hurt so much that he immediately fell back on his stomach.

Shen Dong was so annoyed that he thumped the deck: "I don't believe it, there is no one in the cultivation world..." He stopped abruptly in the middle of speaking, Shen Dong stretched his head to see if there were any fish and shrimps lurking beside the boat, and if there were any egrets passing by on the river.

"A what?" Du Heng was sitting next to Shen Dong, probably seeing Shen Dong's embarrassment, just stretched out his hand, before touching Shen Dong's waist, the latter immediately became alert: "What are you going to do?"

"..."

After Shen Dong finished speaking, he regretted it, this kind of overreaction, as if he was afraid of Du Heng, no, it's too embarrassing!

"Hey, what I mean is that there is no way to recover after the incident in the cultivation world?" Shen Dong said the words after the incident in an extremely low voice, and comforted himself. It was just because he was afraid of being eavesdropped!So what, you won't lose a piece of meat if you do it once, but it happened too suddenly.The only thing Shen Dong regrets is what he thought at the beginning, why didn't he have a wrong idea, he missed a great opportunity for no reason, let Du Heng make the first move, just think about it!It's because he was drunk and got his hands dirty!

—Forget it, you have already been tricked many times.

"How do you recover?"

"It goes without saying, at least let me...cough!" At that moment, I was relieved and pressed back!

Du Heng didn't know what Shen Dong was thinking, this time he ignored Shen Dong's irritability, stretched out his arms, directly pulled him into his arms, pressed his shoulders, waist and back, and prevented one from moving.After a while, he lowered his head and said, "Actually, what we did was not dual cultivation."

Shen Dong rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "Of course not, it's just... In short, don't think that I don't know that double cultivation is a very serious and serious matter. Your master Taiyue Sword Immortal has all the common sense. Even the Joy Zen is serious. It's not like you to seriously look for Furnace in Shuangxiu!"

Du Heng pointed to the spiritual power, and slowly rubbed Shen Dong's back, the warm feeling finally dispelled the soreness: "It's only about nature, not about Taoism. I told you not to think about anything at that time, just not letting you You use your spiritual consciousness to fuse with me. Do not use spiritual power, do not use magic formulas, forget that you are a cultivator, and just treat yourself as a mortal. This is the safest and safest way. Therefore, it is best not to work hard even after the event Can't recover. Once you get used to it, it's inevitable that something will go wrong along the way."

"Huh, why?" Shen Dong was confused.

"In this world, there is absolutely no good thing that can both improve your cultivation and relieve your desire!"

The hardest thing in the cultivation world is Huanxi Zen. You have to do that thing according to the fixed practice method, and you have to do it, but you can't shake your mind a little bit, let alone get lost, otherwise you will lose all your previous efforts and go crazy.This is more difficult than not being lustful, and only cultivators who can endure what ordinary people can't, or guys with a broken brain will take this path.

Du Heng said calmly: "When we are in the realm like you and me, doing this kind of thing will always damage your cultivation base."

"Then you still do it!!" Shen Dong was very annoyed.

He didn't care whether Du Heng was the number one master in the cultivation world, nor did he care about how famous all the ten directions were. Shen Dong only understood one thing: the sword is the magic weapon of the sword cultivator's life. It's tied together!If Du Heng's mind is not clear, he definitely doesn't mind knocking Du Heng awake.

"As I said just now, it's only about nature, not about Taoism." There was a smile in Du Heng's eyes, which disappeared in a flash. He looked at the water and said, "Under the Dao of Heaven, there are always loopholes that can be exploited."

"But that shit holds grudges very much, have you forgotten?" Shen Dong said angrily.

"...As long as you don't think about anything, don't use your true energy and mana. You and I are not swordsmen and swords, and we don't ask for more. We are just doing something that everyone in the world of mortals will do. "

Shen Dong was tongue-tied, embarrassed.

——What kind of talk is this!

How could Du Heng say it without blinking an eye!It's fine if it's vulgar, men are not stingy about joking with dirty jokes, it's not like that, but what's the matter with this kind of tone like talking about Taoism, wow!When he came back to his senses, he found that Du Heng had got up, hugged himself and walked to the cabin.

"Hey, hello!" Shen Dong held on to the window frame desperately, and said in a tangled state, "You're talking too mysteriously, I always feel that such a thing can't be done casually, either life is in danger or cultivation is backward, you said at that time Who can control his own body and spiritual consciousness! No, no, no, I will come if I want to come, and I will be able to firmly believe that I am a normal person, the kind of mortal who will age and die. Uh... Du Heng!!"

Shen Dong tilted his head, and after avoiding it, he shouted angrily:

"You won't even let me finish my sentence?"

"Don't talk, as long as you don't think about anything..." Du Heng folded his arms and whispered, "There is a formation in this room, no one can eavesdrop."

"I'm not worried about that!"

Shen Dong yelled louder, trying to cover up: "Let me do it! Who knows if you'll lose your mind halfway and think about practicing. You've practiced for hundreds of years, and you still haven't gotten used to it?"

"will not."

"Why not?!"

"You are my way, how can I be distracted?"

"..."

Shen Dong was completely dumbfounded.

However, before the clothes were uncovered, a loud cry came from outside the cabin:

"It's not fair! Why should I pay for the building of Duantianmen! Du Heng, you hid here, I thought you were dead!" Yu Kun rushed into the open cabin, and froze in the next second .

"You he……"

Yu Kun stared dumbfounded at the two people in messy clothes.

Even if you know that they may have this relationship, seeing it with your own eyes... is another matter!

But Du Heng stood up as if nothing had happened, then stretched out his hands to straighten Shen Dong's clothes, and said casually, "Why, have you never seen a sword cultivator holding a sword?"

"I, I've seen it...Of course I've seen it! But none of them hold your arms!" Yu Kun said in a very confused manner.