Retire from the human world

"No charge, no charge!"

The demon cultivator who started the game shook his head like a rattle, and his attitude was extremely firm: "The alchemy furnace is not a hard currency. Everyone lacks money, magic weapons, materials, and even apprentices. Who wants an alchemy furnace? We don't know how to use this thing! "

What the white crane never expected was such a sentence, it spread its wings and was stunned.

The group of demon cultivators next to him echoed, not even in the mood to take a look at the bet: "Things like the alchemy furnace can only be sold to the Rizhao Sect, it's no wonder if the price is not severely suppressed! Besides, we don't understand alchemy." The furnace is good or bad, and the value cannot be calculated, how to bet? No, no, if you want to bet, change it to something!"

The white crane patted the ground with its wings, and blurted out, "A magic weapon made by Pindao himself?"

Explain and teach the magic weapon refined by the immortals!

This tempting condition even moved Shen Dong's heart.What is the concept of elucidation?

In ancient times, I was ashamed to say that I was a god without two magic weapons in my sleeves! !Chanjiao Jiejiao is an awesome person who is still domineering in this tough atmosphere, and can knock people unconscious even with the number of magic weapons.

A magic weapon is stamped with the imprint of "produced by Chanjiao", and it will definitely become a legend in the future.

For example, Fantian Seal, Yin Yang Mirror, Immortal Binding Rope...

But the reality has always been cruel, especially the gang of monsters who gather to gamble don't know the origin of the white crane.

"Your Excellency was born in Baibao Pavilion?" Ask about education first, masters of crafting also have high or low status.

The white crane was very unhappy: "I have said it before, I am the Eastern Sea Sanxian."

The demon cultivators didn't take this sentence seriously at all, because the word Sanxian also has two meanings, one is that the tribulation is not successful, the body is split into flying ash by the thunder calamity, the soul escapes and takes the precious pill The medicine can only maintain a little bit of strength beyond the tribulation period throughout his life, and there is no chance to improve.Another meaning of Sanxian is used for respect or ridicule, which is similar to some guys who have no background and no background, but their strength is not bad.

Everyone takes it for granted that this crane is classified as the second type.

——Otherwise, how stupid and stupid this guy who can't cross the catastrophe is, so he would be turned into a crane, huh?

Looking at the monsters who shook their heads in unison, Baihe was a little annoyed, but compared with a certain powerful Tianzun, this high-ranking immortal's self-cultivation is still good, at least he didn't turn his face on the spot, he just suppressed his anger and said: "Why, Er Waiting for the vision to be very high, not even the magic weapon?"

"Well... does that magic weapon have a certificate from the Baibao Pavilion?" Yaoxiu put on a natural look, and spread his hands relaxedly, "A magic weapon without a certificate is worthless, and it's not easy to sell."

"..."

Shen Dong looked at the sluggish crane, trying his best to hold back a smile.

The world of comprehension is really amazing, and there is also an appraisal certificate!Thought you were selling jade and white jade?But this idea is really good. Experts have evaluated and appraised it, and laymen are not afraid of being deceived.Of course, the most important thing is that the Tianyanzong Baibao Pavilion makes money by doing appraisals, and logically monopolizes the production and trading of magic weapons.

In the pile of bets, the little doll finally cried out of fear.

"Hey, don't cry! Hold on, Master will soon win you back a junior!"

"Daydreaming! Let me tell you, your apprentice, I will definitely win! Don't cry, don't cry, what's wrong with following me, your master, I can punch two people with one punch!"

"Don't be ashamed of your big words, disciple, don't listen to him!"

"Hmph, let's fight!"

The cultivators and all the demons who were watching instantly shouted and encouraged these two guys to choke to death to prove their strength.They made a lot of noise and forgot about a certain white crane with unknown origin and strange behavior.

——So a certain Shangxian had no choice but to lose his temper if he wanted to, so he could only feel depressed.

Shen Dong backed away without a trace, and ran to ask Du Heng: "You said this Donghai Loose Immortal... who is it?"

"I don't know, I'm not my master." Du Heng didn't even guess.

"Uh! Also..."

Shen Dong turned his head to look at the Taiyue Sword Immortal in the examination room, wondering when they would finish the exam, and planned to leave professional questions to professional fans to deal with, but when he saw it, he was suddenly at a loss.

Where is Taiyue Sword Immortal?

Looking up, except for a few candidates who are still answering the paper calmly, almost everyone else has their hair disheveled and frowning, some gnaw their fingers, and some are chanting nervously.The worst ones are those candidates who have clearly reviewed these points, but just can't remember them at the critical moment.They scratched their hair and beat their foreheads, lying there half dead with their eyes straightened.

Probably because practitioners believe that meditation is the only way to meditate, so there are various meditation postures. Cross-legged is the most basic, such as five hearts facing the sky, arms stretched on the back, and head on the ground with hands folded upside down. Yes, there are also those who hold the test papers on their foreheads in an attempt to challenge the legendary "Heaven-human Induction"-this is not an examination room, it is simply a mental hospital! !

It is quite difficult to find an acquaintance among such a bunch of guys.

Shen Dong's eyes wandered around twice, but in the end he had no choice but to return to the sect master.

At this time, the contrast effect is so strong that there is no limit. Even humans who take normal exams sitting in it will stand out from the crowd, let alone the master of Changcheng.

The toga and wide sleeves followed the chic movements, and there was still a faint golden glow between the fingers.

The nib of the pen didn't completely touch the paper, there was still a distance, and the speed of the master of Changcheng was too fast, which caused the ink of the previous character to fall, and the latter character had been written more than half of it, like a pen. The spectacle of raw haze.

Moreover, because the mana was accumulated too much, the ink that fell on the paper had a light golden light, shining brightly, as if there was a sword intent circulating in it, dormant along the handwriting on the paper, such a tyrannical There is no burst of strength, even the paper that bears the handwriting is motionless, not even a single crack.

——If you run out of money after Duantianmen, let the master of Changchengmen make money by selling words like this!Write on the spot, and collect a visit fee by the way, this is the charm of art!Maybe it can support the entire Duantianmen!

Shen Dong was still thinking wildly, when he suddenly saw the master of Changcheng's wrist sinking, raised his last stroke slightly, and then threw the pen away.Then the door master slowly stood up from the spot, staring at the paper full of words suspended in mid-air, walked a few steps leisurely with a leisurely expression.

Shen Dong thought that Changcheng would hand in the test papers, but what he didn't expect was that Changcheng read the papers with great interest until Sinan removed the invisible barrier, and all the test papers disappeared along with the enchantment passage.

"Ah—" Some examinees ran along with the test paper unwillingly grabbing their pens.

For a moment, ink was flying everywhere, people bumped into people, and the fastest movers caught up with the test papers and only had time to add a word.

The corners of Shen Dong's mouth twitched again and again when he witnessed this tragic scene for the first time.

He now understands why everyone in the cultivation world talks about the fourth level like a concubine!Look at these guys, they went in like a human being, and they came out with their faces covered in ink and their hair messed up, pretending to be beggars.Even on the front line of Beiman Mountain, there will not be such a horrible scene of "annihilation of the whole army".

"Reverend Baishu, what did you fill in the first picture?" The Elder Rizhao Zong got up from the ground and started the answer mode without a teacher.

"Isn't it a bicycle?"

"It doesn't look like it!" The people next to him immediately talked about it.

"Yeah, there are no four wheels, and there are handles similar to bicycles...so what I wrote is also a bicycle." "That's right, maybe it's a new type of bicycle." not worried……"

The head of Changcheng Sect walked past this group of embarrassed guys, and said coldly:

"Ignorant junior, it's obviously a scooter."

"..."

Seeing that everyone was petrified on the spot, some of them had distorted expressions.Master Baishu laughed dryly, trying to change the topic: "Level [-] is indeed difficult, and Shanhai.com has never seen the things on the picture... For example, the last question, who knows what the car with many wheels is? "

"Truck!" the Great Elder said uncertainly, "When Kaishan gave me tutoring, he said that a train has many wheels and is very long, and a truck is not long..."

"Ah! It really is worthy of being a weapon spirit!" Everyone looked up in admiration, and Kaishan laughed triumphantly in the distance.

Brother Ax was overly arrogant, and after being flattered, he tried his best to wink at Shen Dong, with an expression of looking at his brother as an idiot, life must be like this—caused the Changcheng sect master who didn't want to talk, suddenly became angry and looked at him with contempt. Everyone: "Who says a car is a car if it has wheels?"

"Ah?" Even Shen Dong was dumbfounded, what the hell was that.

Is the level [-] exam so difficult?Shen Dong wished he could grab a test paper to see what happened.

Seeing the appearance of Shen Dong thinking hard, Du Heng knew that his thinking had turned into a misunderstanding. As a person who has successfully walked out of the fourth-level assessment, Du Heng has a lot of experience in these unreasonable questions: "Don't think about it, yes Skates."

"……Uh?"

A means of transportation with many wheels that is not a car—as expected, the wisdom of mortals is not enough to challenge the world of comprehension.

"How do you know?" Shen Dong couldn't believe it.

Du Heng said without blinking: "This question will always come up once every three to five years, and very few people in the cultivation world can answer this question correctly." In textbooks, there are usually only text descriptions of human objects without pictures, so they will be ignored and ignored. Not surprisingly.At this time, you need to watch TV frequently to increase your experience. Unfortunately, it is difficult to see skates on TV usually.

and--

"Only the grades of the Level [-] exam are released, and the test papers are not returned, nor are accurate answers provided."

"Isn't this a scam!" It's called hell if you pass the exam.

"In the assessment of mortals in the cultivation world, the test is not about common sense at all... but comprehension. If you don't understand what mortals are thinking, don't understand how mortals live, or even understand the textbooks, then it's safer to never pass the test... ..." Du Heng hinted implicitly that the average IQ in the cultivation world is worrying.

"Hahaha!"

A burst of incomparably carefree laughter awakened the stupefied crowd. Turning their heads in astonishment, they found that it was a huge white crane that could serve as a mount: "As expected, you are indeed my apprentice..."

What apprentice?Everyone looked in amazement.

Why does even a white crane have apprentices?This makes many people think deeply, are they doing too badly?

The head of the Changcheng Sect didn't pay attention to this demon cultivator who "can't even change form", but when he heard this laughter, he was shocked and turned around abruptly, looking at the white crane in a daze with some surprise and some disbelief.

Bai He laughed so hard that he forgot that this body was just a crane, so he lost his temper.

No matter how powerful the possessed soul is, it can't resist Bai He's instincts, such as drinking water...or choking like this, desperately flapping his wings on the ground, his neck stretched out, and he is extremely embarrassed.

The master of Changcheng stopped immediately.

Surprise turned into doubt and scrutiny.

"...What kind of goddamn enchantment is this!" Bai He shook his neck and finally stopped, holding his head with his wings in a daze.

Everyone in the comprehension world was muttering, where did this white crane come from, and suddenly saw the figure of the master of the Changcheng sect flashed, and directly lifted the pair of wings of the crane, staring at it in amazement.

"Let go... Changcheng! Let go!!"

This sound is absolutely true!

The head of the Changcheng sect was extremely puzzled: "This...Master, who put you into this thing?"

The bystanders rubbed their ears unanimously, as if they heard something strange just now.

"It doesn't matter, if the primordial spirit is restrained, once the host dies, it will be released automatically!" The head of the Changcheng Sect resolutely grabbed the white crane's neck with one hand, and the sword light rose from between his eyebrows, and the Changcheng sword of the spirit of nine virtues was impressively held.

The head of Changcheng Sect had a confident expression without any problem, before others had time to react, Shen Dong only had time to turn his head and couldn't bear to watch the tragedy that would happen next.Unexpectedly, the white crane screamed suddenly, its neck limply drooped, the door master stopped, the sword light clearly hadn't cut it, the sword edge only smashed all the hairs on the crane's neck, and turned into a bald-necked crane .

"..."

The white crane didn't move, its head and neck drooped.

This is, playing dead?