Retire from the human world

I haven't seen you for many years, but this apprentice is still so serious!

——A certain immortal could only win by surprise, and let the white crane possessed by the god faint.

Just as a certain immortal knows his apprentice very well, Chang Cheng also knows the temper of his mysterious master.He has distinct hatred and hatred, and he doesn't like monsters very much, especially foxes.He doesn't eat apricots, doesn't like magic weapons, and never meets other gods and practitioners when he lived in the East China Sea. He is so mysterious that he is almost sneaky.

Others are good, this master never looks down on mortals just because he is a god.

For example, obediently take out hundreds of hu grains and wild boar carcasses to buy apprentices, instead of playing tricks or getting angry.

He told Changcheng the truth of being a human being, the foundation of standing in the three realms, strength is the key to everything, but you can't be unreasonable just because of strength (this is also the reason why Changcheng refused to believe in the teaching of a certain fairy at first), and you must be cautious about everything The thing is, since you are a swordsman, you can only use your own sword, no matter how powerful the magic weapon is, you don't need to touch it. There are countless wrong things in the world, most of which arise from greed.

It can be said that this master is good in everything, except one thing is bad!

Once encountering something embarrassing or unwilling to face, as far as he is concerned...

In short, it is to change the topic, refuse to admit it, or close your eyes and not answer, keep silent and pretend to be dead.

Seeing the white crane drooping its neck as if it was out of breath, the master of Changcheng slowly retracted his sword, then put the white crane back in his hand, and smoothed out its wings.

Everyone stared blankly at a crane with its wings resting on the ground at its mercy, its head drooping and squatting there motionless.

Chang Cheng sat down directly opposite Bai He, without making a sound, just watching.

After a while, the crane suddenly raised its head, covered its long beak with its wings as if nothing had happened, and coughed dryly: "Changcheng, we haven't seen each other for many years."

The master of Changcheng sect nodded indifferently, his eyes were sharp, but there was no smile:

"Why stay on a crane?"

"It's... not convenient to go out." Bai He began to look at the sky with a guilty conscience.

"According to my apprentice, there was a fat crane a few days ago?"

Could it be this one?

Bai He turned his head depressedly, and smiled dryly: "Chang Cheng, do you have an apprentice? Quickly bring it to me!"

This request was reasonable, and there was no reason for the head of Changcheng sect not to agree, but when he turned his head, he immediately frowned, angrily looking at Ling Huan, whose clothes were disheveled and his face was covered in ink.

"What do you look like?"

The sword fairies were in a hurry to make themselves visible again, Linghuan couldn't help muttering, no matter how bad he looks, at least he looks like a human being, unlike these legendary immortals who toss someone back and forth only crane.

Chang Cheng directly brought Ling Huan over, and said in a tone of hatred that iron cannot be made of steel: "This is an apprentice that I have accepted as an apprentice. He is really not good enough, so he just barely practiced swords, and he doesn't understand anything else."

The so-called decathlon alchemy training method, which is full of alchemy and calculation skills, died prematurely on Linghuan.

"The apprentice is not good, why don't you teach the disciples and grandchildren." Bai He asked puzzled.

Chang Cheng glanced at Luo Chi with disgust:

"Of course I thought about it, but the apprentice this trash apprentice is looking for is lazier than him."

"..."

The Sword Immortals of Duantianmen looked down and studied the pattern on the bark of Jianmu seriously, as if they hadn't heard it.

Only Taiyue Sword Immortal looked excited and jumped forward suddenly, frightening the white crane to spread its wings and fly up. Taiyue Sword Immortal still persisted and asked: "Patriarch, are you an evangelical immortal?"

With this sentence, the people in the cultivation world were so frightened that they almost panicked.

Bai He shuddered, and blurted out his denial: "Who said that, I am the Loose Immortal of the Eastern Sea! It has nothing to do with Chanjiao!"

Don't worry about it, and add a strong emphasis:

"Long Cheng is a sword cultivator, and has nothing to do with poor Taoism. None of the exercises come from my sect. It can only be said that he is a registered disciple, and he has the friendship to lead him into the immortal path."

The surrounding audience breathed a sigh of relief.

Today's No. [-] gossip in the world of self-cultivation just released, "Sword Immortal of Duantianmen Surprised in Level [-] Examination, A Certain White Crane Recognized with the Master of Changchengmen" was almost upgraded to explaining and teaching Tai Niucha, a white crane can also teach a The sturdy sword fairy... the soul is attached to something, and the people who are not strong enough and have low vision directly ignore the truth.

Still, the results of the CET-[-] exam are more important!

Everyone swarmed and divided into countless small circles to answer the questions, while anxiously waiting for Si Nan to announce the list of approved personnel.

Bai He turned his head to see the bet, suddenly stretched out his wings, and said solemnly: "Long Cheng, you have to do something for the teacher!"

"what?"

"Get an appraisal certificate for Baibao Pavilion!"

Chang Cheng looked at Bai He suspiciously. He only spent a few days reading the fourth-level textbooks, and he didn't attend the Jianmu training class.

"I bet you to pass." Bai He emphasized.

"What can you win?"

"Ugh!" A certain fairy looked down, there was a pile of cards, big and small, inferior vermilion fruit, magic weapons like rubbish (you can imagine the sharp eyesight of Chanjiao Shangxian), and there was another one who kept crying little doll.

"forget it!"

The white crane was unable to spread its wings, and it would be meaningless to win all these things.

"Wait! Those cards add up to a lot of money..." Before Shen Dong finished speaking, Du Heng dragged him aside.

"Actually, a transformed sword is more valuable!" Bai He muttered.

Taiyue Sword Immortal suddenly became nervous, and quickly declared: "That is my apprentice's sword!"

Bai He is not angry but happy. According to the logical view of explaining and teaching, a good master is one who can protect his shortcomings.It seems that the apprentices and grandchildren of Changcheng are not very good, and the subsequent generations are still reliable.

"A few days ago, I received a strange message in the Fourteenth Heaven, talking about the collapse of the sky, but what did Master do?" Chang Cheng didn't intend to let a certain fairy change the topic, and asked directly.

"That's right." Mou Xian admitted very happily this time.

"Whether the name or the teacher's school that Master told me back then, are they all fake?"

"Nonsense! There are indeed many seniors in Pindao, and..." Bai He slowed his spread of wings, and the remaining words turned into a sigh, "It's just that the seniors are still there. Those juniors, Pindao is Almost all of the registered disciples who said my master died, and two of them killed each other..."

"What happened to the heavens? Why did the sky collapse?"

Bai He was taken aback, then turned his head and asked, "Have you not noticed any changes in the world?"

"There is a lack of aura, and there are more and more mortals."

"In the more chaotic ancient times, there were more powerful ancient gods." Bai He said slowly, "It's not a secret, it's okay to tell you! Back then, Gonggong turned the world into a country of floods, and the ancient gods started wars at will. , The desolate beasts are causing disaster everywhere, the heavens ignore them, and they don’t even care about the Nuwa Empress who created human beings, have you never thought about why?"

Chang Cheng frowned.

Shen Dong muttered in his heart, could it be on purpose?

"The Great God Pan Gu split the heavens and the earth, everything returned from chaos to order, powerful gods fell or disappeared one after another, and the forces of the three realms tended to balance... To put it bluntly, it is just the way of heaven, or 'order'." Bai He issued The voice became colder and colder, not like a sigh, but rather like describing a matter of course.

"All existences that exceed the way of heaven and affect the balance of the order of heaven and earth will be obliterated by the way of heaven. The first ones to suffer are those ancient gods."

In the time when Shenjizi Zhending Elder Changcheng Sect Master lived, the stories about Fuxi, Nuwa, or Zhu Rong, these ancient gods, had become legends, and no one had seen them in heaven.

"The trouble is, the standard of balance considered by Heavenly Dao is about mortals." Bai He took two steps, lowered his voice, and said with a sarcastic smile, "Those ancient gods may have noticed it and were very dissatisfied, so they tried to control mortals. They demanded Offering sacrifices, building temples, flooding the world..."

The results are obvious.

"Afterwards, the Heavenly Court ordered the immortals to be different, blocked the 33 heavens, and did not allow the gods to descend to the lower realms. They even drew the eighteen heavens as a boundary in order to prevent the soaring cultivators from the world from interfering with the Heavenly Court."

Bai He flapped his wings and said disdainfully: "This kind of idiot, afraid of being influenced by mortals, hangs high above the immortals and thinks he is safe. He never thinks that if something happens, he will not run out."

Sure enough, the heavens no longer exist.

Sure enough, the collapse of the Eighteen Heavens first started from above!

Du Heng suddenly asked: "The underworld?"

"It's the same, the six realms of reincarnation can run regularly without interference, so what's the use of the underworld?"

Shen Dong seemed to see those little monsters howling and dying under the rain of arrows again, even if it was the alchemists who slaughtered little monsters, who survived in the end?Heavenly Dao can always use terrifying methods to erase the existence of the heaven-defying existence that affects order and balance.

"It's something that can't be stopped."

Therefore, there are fewer and fewer traces of immortals, and the lack of spiritual energy makes it more and more difficult for mortals to become immortals.

It is an inevitable process for the world to change from disorder to order, and it was doomed from the moment Pangu split the chaos and transformed himself into the Three Realms.

"Only the human world is left, and only the human world is the last place to stay..."

Shen Dong felt that this was too negative: "Then what if the world is over?"

"Everything will eventually return to nothing, and even mortals will die. This is something that will inevitably happen, but it will be many, many years later..." Bai He flapped his wings indifferently, and said angrily, "The point is that when you are alive Don't do something stupid!"

"Is there a deadline?"

Shen Dong was very worried about this, if before the doomsday came, he still struggled to make money for a day and didn't enjoy it, it would be too much of a loss.

"Long enough for you to get tired of the world!"

"Shangxian, you have lived for at least 1 years, are you tired?" Shen Dong couldn't figure it out, the group of guys who explained the teachings stayed in the Kunlun Wonderland all day, and they were almost bored with life!How on earth do they pass the time?

"You have many ways to find something to do for yourself, which is called asking for trouble." Bai He said slowly.

"for example?"

"Accept an apprentice."

"..."

Shen Dong almost lay down on the ground, turned around and muttered to Du Heng: "Let's go back and make money!"

"Yes, we must find a way to pass this level four test!" the sword fairies murmured.

The head of Changcheng Sect frowned, weighed it up, and felt that one Linghuan would be enough for him to have a lifetime of headaches, and there was no need to look for it.

"Now announce the list of passers for the first Level [-] exam this year!"

Si Nan came out with a stack of test papers in his arms, and everyone felt that the smile on this guy's face was particularly dazzling.

"The list is—"

Daoist Baishu looked tense, the great elder was a little depressed and felt hopeless, the others were either mournful or staring nervously, only the master of Changcheng didn't care at all.

"not a single one!"

"What? This is impossible!" Duan Tianmen Sword Immortal and Bai He shouted angrily.

"Haha, I knew it!" The bettors were happy and sad, in a state of confusion.

The head of the Changcheng Sect was not panicked. He raised his hand, suppressed the excited sword fairies, and asked Sinan directly: "One thousand questions are correct and eight hundred are correct. I don't know where I went wrong?"

Sinan shook his head: "I didn't watch it."

"Hey, hey!" Shen Dong couldn't help it anymore, it's too ridiculous to say that someone didn't pass the exam without watching it.

"Take out the test paper!" Bai He lost his composure, and Jianmu shook slightly with a flap of his wings, "If my apprentice writes wrong, none of you can write correctly... Long Cheng?"

The head of Changcheng Sect picked up the white crane's wings and waved his hand weakly: "Forget it, let's go!"

"No, sect master, we need to seek justice!" Linghuan was still yelling.

Chang Cheng could only carry a white crane in his left hand and Ling Huan in his right: "I remembered!"

"what?"

"I didn't write my name..."

Answer the questions too seriously.

"..."

The point of life really is not to do stupid things while you're alive.