Retire from the human world

For example, Shen Dong, Lei Cheng, and Chi Mao, who later joined the cultivation world, always had doubts about the identity of Makino Zheng Changhou when they attended the Jianmu training class—this guy is undoubtedly a Hanba, but why does this guy call himself Lord Marquis?

If a person is named Qinghou, he can still say that he lives a happy and happy life, and the prince is no match.This is a very high level of boasting, everyone will smile at most after hearing it, and absolutely no one will say "that's because you can't be a prince and general, so you can only talk about it for comfort".

In view of the fact that the death population in the household registration of the comprehension world is too large.

Yes, those who used to be human beings are now zombies, ghosts and wraiths.Like Lei Cheng, who was a small citizen during his lifetime, some of them ran couriers after death, they were vigorous during their lifetime, and after their death, they were still listed in the history books as the main points of the exam... There are also quite a few.

There are princes, generals, and all-powerful figures everywhere. Even if they are dead, their personalities are still the same as they were in life, and they have definitely made outstanding contributions to improving the overall quality of the cultivation world.

In the millennium drought, Zheng Changhou is extremely powerful, but the origin of this is really suspicious.

Have you ever seen Hou Ye who wears slippers all day long, walks swayingly, wants to be domineering but not domineering, and wants to have no good looks?Not to mention that there is a poetic and literary spirit in the abdomen, at least one must live in the air to nourish the body, one must be born with an extraordinary aura at first glance!

Zheng Changhou had nothing.

Everyone expressed that they didn't know what kind of Hou Ye this guy was.

But the truth is always cruel. Yu Kun, the general manager of Shanhai.com, who has lived as Cihai, can tell you: Zheng Changhou is really a Hou!It is hereditary, and it is genuine. Even if someone dies and turns into a zombie, you cannot take away this title.

Although, the gold content of this Hou is a bit low.

At the end of the Yin and Shang Dynasties, at the time of King Zhou, there were eight hundred princes in the world.

Except for the four great uncles in the southeast, northwest, and north, the other princes are a little out of character. The one with a larger territory may be the mayor, such as Hou Suhu of Jizhou, and the smaller one may be the head of the village. I don’t know if the city wall is one meter long. Gao...Laughing, what is the concept of more than 3000 BC?The people in the area under its jurisdiction can farm, have houses to live in, and have soldiers under its command who can fight. This is amazing!The island country in the east is still drinking blood.

At that time, the land was sparsely populated, and the wilderness was full of ferocious beasts. People's settlements were developed from tribes and gradually turned into cities.The so-called city must have a wall around it, and the so-called city must have a bazaar for selling things.Don't doubt, this kind of place is an absolutely developed area, and I am very happy to live here.He is in charge of such a city under his name, has the qualifications to see Chaoge in the capital, and already belongs to the ruling class. This status is really not bad.

But Zheng Changhou——

Born out of time!

First shed tears of sympathy, and let Yu Kun, who occasionally works as a part-time storyteller, explain to you that this is the only rare species, and the whole story of his life: In fact, there is nothing to say, but it just coincides with the era of the extermination of Shang Xingzhou Change of dynasty.

fall!Whose family changed the dynasty with the fighting of gods and gods?you say! !

He's not a little fairy, but a big battle of elucidating teachings and teachings that runs rampant in the three worlds. On the battlefield, Taoists walk all over the ground. Immortals are not as good as dogs. Magical weapons are thrown out one by one. Let me teach you, all the Sanshan and Wuyue Sanxian Taoists have also come to join in the fun.That was 5000 years ago in the late barbaric period, just out of tribal wars, okay?In this way, there are all three armies in the sea, land and air. Wars of the level of "bombs", "remote control" and "surface-to-air missiles" are beyond the psychological tolerance of the Shang and Zhou armies, okay?

Hanba is a zombie, and a zombie is a human being... Very well, poor Zheng Changhou, he is a human being.

A mortal who was frightened in the Battle of the Conferred Gods.

The most unfortunate thing is—his name is Makino Zheng Changhou, not only did he die in the final battle of Conferring the Gods against Muye, his jurisdiction, Zheng Chang, is said to be not far from Muye.In other words, it is very close to Chaoge.

It's so close!Zheng Changhou said that if he was close to Xiqi back then, he would have followed suit! !

It's not Xiqi, it doesn't matter whichever is closer to Dongbohou and Nanbohou!Even Beibo Hou Chong's Black Tiger Army later joined Ji Zhou's army!He was the only one who was unlucky, and it belonged to outside the fourth and fifth rings of the capital. He thought he had inherited from his ancestors that it was a good location closest to the bustling metropolis, but it turned out that the sky was not high and the emperor was not far away.

Daji and a group of monsters are doing evil in Chaoge, and they can even get Xibohou who is thousands of miles away, let alone the princes around Muye.

Don't say anything righteous indignation, rise up and resist.Even if you can be ruthless in the face of power, can you deal with monsters?

He wanted to have a secret relationship with Xiqi and stand on the opposite side, but the sad thing is that the road is blocked!The five passes are as solid as gold, and he is not a god, he can fly high and high.Zhengchang is a forgotten island, communication is blocked, no one wants to see it, and when the war comes, all the people here are dragged up to make up the numbers.

Zheng Changhou originally planned to sneak away with his troops, but these gods fought in ancient times, so don’t expect them to be merciful, so while fighting, they have to dodge unknown attacks from the sky. Until now, Zheng Changhou still expresses contempt for bombs dropped by planes—— What's so great, I saw it 5000 years ago.

The casualties were heavy, corpses were everywhere, and blood flowed like rivers.

War has always been the cruelest thing.

Zheng Changhou wanted to turn against Zhou Jun, but he didn't have that chance at all. He watched helplessly that his most familiar subordinates, all the soldiers who came out from the area under his jurisdiction, all died. They were either killed by Zhou Jun, or they were smashed by the light occasionally leaked by the magic weapon of the gods. There are no bones left, and the world is full of blood.

For a prince, if there is no army, what is the use of just having a territory?

At that time, the princes, the land and the people under their jurisdiction were all their belongings. Even if there were prodigal sons, no one would be so foolish as to squander them all and not care about them.

Zheng Changhou was angry, damn it!Insane war!

Even as a subject, he hated the demon fox who bewitched King Zhou. In his eyes, what was the difference between those gods and the monsters who troubled Chaoge.The world is peaceful, Zhengchang only needs to pay tribute to the court song every year, and the army is raised to deal with the beasts near the city. It is far away from Beirong, and there is no need to defend the frontier. The people live and work in peace and contentment.What kind of crime did he suffer? In just a few dozen years, it has come to this?

With a heart of grief and indignation that he couldn't let go of, he was soft on the battlefield.

Falling off the chariot, he picked up a copper shield to protect himself, and continued to chop.

The sky was shrouded in a fairy array, broken magic weapons scattered down like a torrential rain, and those lofty gods also fell to the dust, and their thousand years of cultivation were wiped out in one day.

God list?Don't be naive, there are only 360 and five places on the Conferred God List, and more than 360 five died just by explaining the teachings and intercepting the teachings. The [-] registered disciples of the Master Tongtian taught tens of thousands of immortals, and almost all of them died in the battle of the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation.Some didn't enter the reincarnation, and some just lost their souls, and this is not considered the Sanshanwuyue Sanxian...

No one knows why the war is going on, and what is the significance of this battle.

Everything seemed pathetic and powerless.

Finally, there are only corpses left on the battlefield...

Millennium zombies, once a drought.Many years later, Zheng Changhou cursed with a toothpick in his mouth while stepping on his slippers—the only reason for such a tragic battle of the gods was that King Zhou wrote an indecent poem in the Nuwa Empress Temple, and the nine-tailed demon fox was sent out. Overthrow Shang Zhou.

What is this called!

Zheng Changhou laughed three times, and never mentioned the past again.

He hasn't thought about the past for N years, just like Muye Corpse Mountain, there is no trace left.But it turns out that in fact, he still remembers those things very clearly——

For example, thousands of years ago, the capital Chaoge, the demon fox occupied the body of Jizhou Hou Suhu's daughter. Not long after, King Zhou still saw his courtiers.On that day, Zheng Changhou brought the wealth and food from the fief to the Chaoge, and suddenly a Taoist floated up, walking with a whisk in his hand, his mood was ethereal, out of the dust, he flicked his sleeve, and a mahogany handle suddenly appeared in his palm Sword: "Pin Dao Zhong Nanshan Yunzhongzi, Chaoge is full of evil spirits, there must be evil spirits. Your Majesty hangs this sword high on the Zhaxing Tower, and it will surely be eliminated."

However, the mahogany sword was burned by King Zhou that night.

The next day, on the way back with someone out of Chaoge, Zheng Changhou saw the Taoist looking at Chaoge in the outskirts of the mountain, shaking his head and sighing "God's will", and then disappeared.

There are countless inflection points in history, and some people tried to recover from the very beginning, but it's a pity... God!

The Battle of the Conferred Gods is such a thing. The more abruptly involved, the more simple the three religions signed the list of gods, which was originally simple, turned into a tragedy. The omnipotent elucidation and interception of teachings in the Three Realms is a desperate battle.

After that, the gods became illusory legends in the world.

When Zheng Changhou was roughly dragged off the building tree by the zombies, he was dizzy and his mind was buzzing. The voice of the white crane just now overlapped with the memory from a long time ago, the bloody light of the Muye battle, and the tragic corpses everywhere. Appeared in front of my eyes again.For a moment, he didn't know where he was, and he was in a daze.

"Zheng Changhou? Are you alright!" Daoist Bai Shu rushed over to check on the situation.

The zombie delivery brigade is also an important part of the logistics of the comprehension world, what if it goes on strike?Shanhai.com can hire pandas, oh no, can A Piao of Mengbao Express deliver the goods?That's too bad a deal.

Many people gasped and stared at the human-shaped pit on the trunk of Jianmu.

Zombies are famous for their brass arms and iron bones, and Hanba's strength is self-evident.This blow smashed the tree trunk out of a hole one meter deep.This is Jianmu!Jianmu who can make ladders!

The mountain-opening ax also ran over, waved his big hand, squeezed away the crowd of zombies, and shook Zheng Changhou a couple of times, only to find that the other party had no response, he raised his head worriedly and said, "It's over, I probably have a concussion!"

"Uh?"

Daoist Baishu, who didn't even reach the fourth level, certainly didn't understand.

"Let it go!" Shen Dong waved his hand in front of Zheng Changhou, and then asked Du Heng in fear, "Is this a brawl? If I become a fool, can the sect master pay for compensation?"

"..."

Du Heng didn't answer, turned his head and said to Master Baishu, "Call the helpline of Shennonggu immediately!"

"Oh!" Daoist Bai Shu frantically took out his phone.

The Mountain Ax couldn't see it, so he snatched it up and dialed for first aid.

After dialing, Brother Ax heard the recording, and quickly yelled at Zheng Changhou twice, but found that the other party was still sitting blankly, so he decisively pressed the number 2 button—press 1 if you are insane, or press 2 if you don’t remember who you are [-].

"Hey, someone... No, can a zombie be cured if it is stupid? You just pressed the wrong button, you bastard. He doesn't even know who he is. What's wrong with me pressing 2!"

A certain fairy stared blankly at this scene of chaos.

The head of the Changcheng sect didn't speak, and the other sword immortals also stood by, trying to pretend that they didn't exist.

"Bastard!" The mountain ax over there hung up the phone angrily, "Shen Nonggu said that there will be a grade test today, and they won't save any patients. Even if they are about to die, please wait until tomorrow!"

"..."

Shen Dong thought it was wrong. He has passed the fourth level and now the sixth level is about to enter the examination room. Could it be that Shennong Valley is so high-end that he has already passed the eighth level: "Who is answering the phone?" "We have met in the sky before, He's a god, what's his name... left and right!" Kai Shanxue muttered, this god's skills are extraordinary, he even learned to answer the phone.

"Zuo Ci?"

"Ah, yes, that's the guy!"

"Idiot, he belongs to Rizhao Sect! You have been fooled!" Shen Dong laughed.

The mountain-opening ax slapped his forehead: "That's right! What is Rizhaozong doing in Shennong Valley, let's go and see!" He ordered the zombies to do it.

"Quick, pick up Zheng Changhou, and let's go to the Shennong Valley medical site!"

"Exam..." Some zombies still remember the sixth grade.

"Take another exam in September! Your life is at stake. You have all died once, so take care!"

"That crane!" Some zombies still remembered the murderer.

"Stupid, don't you see who is standing next to this crane? Duantianmen, is that someone who can ask for justice? Hurry up!" The Mountain Ax shouted.

"..."

Shen Dong pondered, as a family member of the perpetrator, it should be a matter of course to express concern to the past!

——As long as we can get rid of Duantianmen and that crane, we will go our separate ways.No matter how far-fetched the reason is, it is a good excuse!