Retire from the human world

Shennong Valley can also be regarded as a hospital in the cultivation world, but this kind of infrastructure has not received due attention.A broken front room, it can be vaguely seen that this is a clinic, the outer wall is mottled.The room behind the curtain is extremely dark, the stairs are narrow, and the walls are not even painted. Even if a mortal enters by mistake, he will leave immediately. He would rather spend more money to go to the hospital than be brutally slaughtered by a doctor in the rivers and lakes.

Especially in this dilapidated clinic, except for a shiny counter at the door, there is no one in sight.

At night, the neon lights and car lights on the street are like flowing light strips, constantly flickering.When the road is too bright, some dark corners appear like ghosts and ghosts, becoming blind spots for sight.

"Huh?" A man who was buying small pot stickers at the wonton stall in the alley suddenly looked up.

Why are there two dark red spots passing by from the corner of the alley?

He didn't care, and took out the money to pay the bill. Just as he was stuffing his wallet, he looked down and saw a few red light spots passing by the dark corner of the wall.The man was startled, he didn't even have time to pick up the steaming pot stickers, he turned his head quickly, wanting to see what happened.

The dark red spot was right in front of his eyes, and suddenly disappeared.

Of course, the wonton stall selling supper is under street lights, and the alley is dark, with only a few old facades.

"I don't know which Guawazi who escaped from evening study came here to smoke secretly!" The man mistook the flickering red light spots for cigarette butts, and left with a supper cursingly. There are indeed several nearby The cram school, the college entrance examination is approaching in May, and the bus that returns late is full of students.

The zombies flew back to the provincial capital in the dark.

Their concealment skills are really bad, especially those two red eyes, which cannot be covered no matter how hard they are.

"Take it lightly, that's your boss!" The Mountain Ax rubbed his nose, and moaned.

Daoist Baishu followed behind with a frown. A decent cultivator like him did not have a good impression of Hanba Zombies. Fortunately, the current cultivation world is harmonious. The conflict never happened again after the bloody battle in Beimang Mountain.In the final analysis, the reason is quite ridiculous-because mortals break the superstition ==

No one believes that there are ghosts and demons in the world anymore, there is no conflict of interest from the secular world, and all monsters and ghosts that cause harm to the world are no longer thrown into the garbage dump by the cultivation world, but stuffed into Shanhai.com as commodities.

How scary, the nether world can still survive anyway, what is the concept of a cage on the shelf of Shanhaiyigou?Pomegranate can tell you that it is hell. Being bought may be eaten or alchemy. If it cannot be sold, Taotie, the chef of Shanhai.com, will not mind taking you for extra meals.

Are mortals stupid?Since the examination by mortals, people in the cultivation world have said that mortals' IQs are too high.

It is clearly written in the book that unless you reach the stage of transcending catastrophe, human beings have an egg called an "atomic bomb". If you hit it, you will definitely not be able to hold it and you will have to enter reincarnation. If you cultivate more advancedly, your soul will probably escape!Dear, have you reached the period of crossing the catastrophe?If you don't, just sit down honestly, in case you annoy mortals, even Yu Kun, Zhanyuan and Du Heng can't save you.

When Kaishan Ax looked back and saw Baishu's expression, he knew that this old and famous man's rigid temper had been violated. Since this guy is his master's friend, he couldn't help but say, "Hey, do you know how to protect endangered and rare species? Just this one Hanba, Master Baishu, think about it, if there is no Hanba, the Pogou Daoist of Laoshan Purple Cloud Temple will have no business, and will starve to death! Can you bear this responsibility?"

"Ah!" Daoist Baishu nodded, then felt relieved, "You're right, it's important to save Zheng Changhou."

"..."

Shen Dong at the end was speechless.

I can’t refute Brother Axe’s mistake. The extinction of a species will lead to the starvation of a profession.

A corner of the rustic blue calico curtains in the dilapidated clinic was lifted, and the ginseng doll with pigtails saw someone coming, quickly rushed in and squatted in the corner, babbling, not knowing what to say , only shivering.

After the zombies carried Zheng Changhou through the door, they realized that the place was abnormally hot.It's like stepping into a stove, and the closer you get to the second floor, the hotter it gets.

When Shen Dong entered the door, he saw two or three gods pointing at the ginseng doll.

"This year is enough, but it's a pity that the aura in the world is too poor, and I'm so thin..."

"Yeah, that one is chubby, but the variety is too bad. Tsk tsk, Shennong Valley is also gone. It's just some common stuff, not even a black ginseng or blood ginseng."

The ginseng dolls huddled together in fear, but even so, they performed their duties very well. Feeling that someone from the cultivation world came to the door, a doll came out tremblingly to greet them.It babbled, indicating that someone was seeking medical treatment, and then an impatient voice came from the second floor: "What patient? Is he dead? If he is not dead, just wait. We are busy here."

Mountain Axe was very dissatisfied, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Is there anyone in Shennong Valley who can breathe? Come and see, I guarantee that this patient will die long ago! You don't have to wait!"

The gods who were pointing at the ginseng doll quickly turned their heads. They were about to reprimand, but suddenly found that it was the weapon spirit of the junior disciple Sha Shen, and their expressions immediately improved a little. Then they saw Du Heng who entered the door last, and immediately suppressed their anger.

Duan Tianmen can't be offended.

In particular, they also saw Du Heng's strength in the third heaven, and the scene of beheading Jianmu when he returned to the human world.

"This is?" A fairy with a white beard in Ge clothes and a big cattail fan stepped forward.

"Senior Zuo!" Daoist Baishu hurriedly explained, "We brought Zheng Changhou to seek medical treatment. This is the only one in the cultivation world, so it must not die!"

"Uh?"

Even though Zuo Ci is an ascended immortal in the realm of comprehension, he couldn't understand this divine logic for a while.

"All the gods of the Rizhao Sect, let's talk about what you are here for!" Shen Dong couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly helped these bastards find the point.

"Come to Shennong Valley, of course to seek medical treatment."

See, the expressiveness and communication skills of these guys are always disappointing.

"I know, but..." Shen Dong was also at a loss for words, he had a deep feeling that since he entered the cultivation world, his IQ level has also plummeted!

Fortunately, he still has Du Heng. At critical moments, sword repair is still reliable.

"But when you come to seek medical treatment, why do you keep everyone in Shennong Valley so busy that no one even answers the phone?" Zuo Ci was the one who answered the call just now.

"Friend Daoist, don't mention it!"

Zuo Xianren's seniority is really too high, if you count it, he is in the same generation as Luochi Sword Immortal.However, both the realm of comprehension and the realm of heaven rely on strength to speak, so Immortal Zuo called Du Heng a fellow Taoist in a slightly polite way, waved the cattail fan in his hand, and began to explain the sad events that happened in the Rizhao Sect these days.

Let's talk about the day of the Doomsday Shopping Festival, yes, it was the day when the second floor of Shanhai.com collapsed due to the drug.The founder of the Rizhao Sect, Master Zhen Ding, was also unfortunately recruited. He clamored for alchemy all the way, and kept tossing and tossing until the effect of the medicine wore off. Unexpectedly, there was a problem.

"First he said headache, then abdominal pain... Finally, there was a dull pain everywhere. The situation became more serious today. Many disciples of the disciples went to take the fourth-level exam again. They were really helpless, so we went to Shennong Valley to seek medical treatment."

"Isn't your family full of pills?" Shen Dong couldn't figure it out. If he didn't want to eat the golden pill that can soar in the sky, he couldn't even get a painkiller for headache and abdominal pain. It seems that Rizhaozong and you It's also scum!

"It's a lot..." Zuo Ci shook his fan in embarrassment.

The immortals of the Rizhao Sect next to them also coughed one after another. This guilty look made people very suspicious.

"Well, in fact, the elixir is not effective for the patriarch of our sect." Immortal Zuo pondered for a long time, and reluctantly explained, "So we have no choice but to hire someone else."

Shen Dong was stunned for a long time before a word popped up: "Drug resistance?"

Sure enough, refining too many pills is no good!Get sick and die!

——Don't talk stupidly, this kind of mortal logic is not suitable for the cultivation world at all!

Zuo Ci was also dumbfounded. Although he had flipped through a few pages of Level [-] textbooks, his knowledge had not reached this level.Everyone...including Baishu Daoist and Zombie, all looked at Shen Dong with admiration, and lamented that Duantianmen is amazing, even the sword cultivator has a high level of knowledge, and they didn't understand what he said.

Only brother Ax rolled a drop of sweat on his forehead.

Du Heng kept looking at the second floor, and suddenly asked at this moment: "Then why even the people from the Baibao Pavilion of Tianyanzong came?"

"Huh?" The zombies were all startled, and they all jumped up on the spot to watch (poor, they are not flexible enough to stretch their necks).

"That's a consultation... yes, a consultation!"

"..."

Let me fool you, Shennonggu specializes in healing diseases, and your Rizhao sect manufactures medicines. What does consultation have to do with Baibao Pavilion?

During the stalemate between the two, suddenly a head poked out from the stairs and shouted angrily, "What are you arguing about? There are intractable diseases here, which are of great importance... huh?"

The old man froze suddenly, staring fixedly at Shen Dong downstairs.

"Yes, it's you!"

He suddenly shouted loudly, which startled Shen Dong.

"Haha, it's you! I finally found the cause! Why didn't I think of it just now!"

"What?" There was a commotion on the second floor.

"It is the destruction of all directions! It is the evil spirit of the destruction of all directions that caused the old man Zhending to get sick!!" The old man said with a loud voice and dancing.

"What?"

Shen Dong was puzzled and instinctively looked at Du Heng.

Hearing the sound, a group of Baibaoge and Shennonggu gods hurried over the stairs and floated in front of Shen Dong, so excited they were about to stretch out their hands to grab them.Du Heng frowned slightly, stood in front of Shen Dong, brushed away these anxious guys with one hand: "Everyone, why not speak clearly."

"Oh, it won't break your sword, it's just that the evil spirit doesn't disappear in all directions, there's no way to get rid of it..."

Du Heng said blankly: "If it's really my sword energy, I can also get rid of it."

All the immortals were stunned, and thought about it carefully, yes, what are you looking for a sword for, you should look for a sword repairer!

"Cough, the current diagnosis is like this." The old man from Shennonggu stroked his beard and shook his head and said, "There is a strange aura in the body of the old man Zhending, the founder of the Rizhao Sect. There is no way to get it out. The old man of Zhending has a deep cultivation base. Originally, this qi was only deeply pressed in his body. Who would have thought that after a great escape from the heavens, he suffered serious internal injuries. As a result, hidden dangers erupted today, running around in Old Man Zhending's body... destroying the meridians, although at first glance the damage is not serious, but if things go on like this, the consequences will be unimaginable."

"..."

The question is simple and easy to understand, but——

"What does that have to do with me?" Shen Dong argued angrily, "I never hacked him!"

The mountain-opening ax hurriedly smoothed things over: "Maybe it was because when chopping wood or crossing the boundary-breaking passage, the evil spirit ran wildly, making the old man Zhending fall into the trap unfortunately?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a killing intent, which made his blood boil (yes, the instinct of the weapon spirit) to jump up.

Looking up, he found that Du Heng was looking at him coldly, and the mountain ax froze for a moment.

——What he said just now seems to be doubting and accusing Du Heng of using a sword?Not accurate enough, too divergent, accidentally hurting the surrounding people?

Brother Ax resolutely hugged his head and ran to the side. This world is really too much to talk about, so it's better for him to hide and not say anything!

During the chaos, Zheng Changhou was completely forgotten, and everyone rushed upstairs to watch the "Cultivation Realm Sword Qi Accidentally Injured Passers-by Incident".Annoyed, Shen Dong followed Du Heng upstairs, and a wave of heat rushed towards him, causing him to fall backwards in shock.

"This... what is this?"

What about the patient?Where's the bed?Why is there only one big crimson alchemy stove in the room, which is ten meters high, and fortunately this is a house in the cultivation world, which can be big or small, otherwise it really wouldn't be able to fit in.

The alchemy furnace was still shaking, making strange noises from time to time.

Shen Dong was dumbfounded, and someone next to him explained:

"This is the founder of the Rizhao Sect, Old Man Zhending!"

"..."

The soul is light, he thought that the names of the masters of the various sects are very connotative, such as the Chengtian School's magical machine, magical calculation.For the old man of the Rizhao Zong Zhending, the heaven and the earth can be refined with a tripod... It turns out that it just means "really a tripod"?It's too tasteless, the dao name with broken gourds and tiles is of a higher standard than this name! !

No wonder Baibao Pavilion and Shennonggu, who want to refine weapons, have a consultation together! !

No wonder Zuo Ci said that the panacea was a panacea, but his family's ancestor took it and it didn't work!

Artifact spirit...God!Qi Ling created a famous and decent sect in the world of comprehension, this is the true winner in life!

Shen Dong was dizzy and didn't notice that Du Heng stepped forward, raised his right palm, closed his eyes for half a moment, and there was a blue sword light slowly covering the big cauldron like a pill furnace.

then!

"Boom!" A mass of gray evil spirit escaped from the cauldron and fell to the ground.

The old man Zhending also immediately recovered his human appearance, but he was lying on the ground without moving. A group of immortals rushed to help him up, and there was also Dr. Shennonggu who was busy with the "post-operation" diagnosis.

Shen Dong squatted down to look at the thing in a daze, the gray color disappeared, and what appeared was: a one-yuan coin!

"..." What is the situation =皮=

The mountain-opening ax suddenly popped out from the corner: "I remembered, is the Rizhao Sect in Yachongtian?"

"Yes!" Shen Dong nodded, still at a loss.

"When we first arrived in the heavenly realm, did we end up on Jiexiantai near Baiyujing in Jiuchongtian?"

"What the hell are you going to say?"

Brother Ax stared and asked, "You really don't remember when you dropped a coin?"