Retire from the human world

It is very difficult to escape with money in the realm of comprehension (membership cards are accepted), but if you just want to move, it is too simple and convenient, just stuff things into the magic weapon of storage, and you can leave easily.

Of course, the Dongfu generally cannot be taken away—unless your home is a magic weapon, which can be shrunk at will and put into sleeves and pockets to move.

Of course, Shen Dong, who lives in a ruined and demolished building, does not have this condition. He can only follow the pattern on the wall, pull out all the storage cabinets, sweep out a pile of instant noodles, marinated egg biscuits, etc., and pour in the tap water in the kitchen. Bottles and cans that could be turned into all kinds of fine wines and beverages did not give up, and even in the end Shen Dong looked at a bucket of unopened pure water in the corner, and had the intention of taking this with him.

"Where are we going?" If you go to the Middle East, you have to bring water with you.

——Wait, Shen Dong, you are a sword, do you think you really need water?

"It depends on where you want to go." Du Heng sat on the chair without moving.

In fact, the whole room was empty, even the sofa was pushed over by Shen Dong, and asked Du Heng to put it in the storage space, the reason was that in case of going to the desolate Gobi grassland, there was not even a place to sit down!

The little civet cat crawled out of the pile of instant noodles with difficulty. It lowered its head and sniffed these miscellaneous things carefully, then crawled out uninterested, and found a corner to squat down.

Shen Dong stood there in a daze.

Yes, where can I go?

For 23 years as a mortal, Shen Dong has been so poor. Just imagine a person who is worried about transportation expenses. He went to study tour guides. A small person who came out of a college in the city and only passed the provincial tour guide certificate, and then flew to a foreign country.

So Shen Dong thought of a very bad thing, he had to confirm it:

"That...do you speak English?"

Du Heng glanced at him and shook his head silently.

"Really not?"

Shen Dong didn't give up, he passed all the mortal level assessments, and Du Heng, who even had a driver's license, didn't understand English?

"I don't watch soap operas on Bloodline TV, so how could I understand this." Du Heng said casually, "For example, Yu Kun, he is proficient in seven languages ​​including ancient Egyptian, just to watch TV."

"..."

It turns out that soap opera fans are so against the sky =dish=

Shen Dong was unable to support the wall, life is always full of all kinds of unexpected, never seek the truth.

He would rather be that fat fish who is knowledgeable. As the leader of the cultivation world, he is proficient in various ancient languages ​​with a long history, which is convenient for international communication...

"Then what should I do, my English is also very bad..." Shen Dong is embarrassed to say that his worst thing in school is business English, and the tour guides only learn some basic spoken English, which sounds very useful, but the problem is the Chinese accent English is terrible.And after encountering so many accidents, especially after the memory of the sword was restored, all the half-spoken spoken language was returned to the teacher, and now he suddenly showed a word to Shen Dong, and he might not even know it.

Just imagine, if you can't even read street signs and shop signs...

"Is there any country that likes to speak Chinese?" It's true.

Shen Dong seems to have learned this thing before, but he really can't remember it, and now he can't ask Lei Cheng.As for going to an Internet cafe to inquire——Pansidong in the cultivation world has been famous for a long time but doesn’t know where it is, especially now that they have all become gossip headlines, it’s too unwise to go there... Captain Zhou and the state secret department erased the inside story.Whether Shen Dong's ID number still exists is a question.

"Countries that speak Chinese...I don't know." Du Heng said this very calmly.

Shen Dong glared at him.

But after staring for a long time, he realized that Du Heng might not know.Under the large level of illiteracy in the comprehension world as a whole, the pioneers who can understand the Internet are all aliens. In the eyes of these outsiders, the world map is as mysterious and incomprehensible as the stock market trend, so what is the Shanghai and Shenzhen Index? It can be seen that the fortune-teller who is deeply trusted by the modern rich or stockholders has nothing to do with the world of comprehension!

If you see a tall man with a tall temperament and a white beard who claims to be a half-immortal, it must be a fake.

If you meet a bum who doesn’t even know the clock, is curious when he sees a bicycle, and can’t figure out the direction when he walks through an underground tunnel, congratulations, you may have really met a fairy or a practitioner.

——No matter how reliable Du Heng is, he can't forget the cruel reality that he was born in Duantianmen and is still a cultivator.

"Could it be that when you proposed going abroad, you just said it on a whim?" Shen Dong was aggressive.

Even if you are a sword cultivator, you don't have to play swords like this!

"Why do you think so?"

"You...you don't even need to ask?! I asked where to get rid of Duantianmen completely. You thought about it for a long time. I thought you had a plan. Do you mean that as long as you go abroad, you can go to any corner? The White House, Freedom Is everything okay on the head of the goddess?" Shen Dong was extremely suspicious.

Unexpectedly, Du Heng nodded in approval: "You are quite right."

"..."

"As long as it's abroad, it doesn't matter where it is." Du Heng said firmly. "Even if you are accidentally photographed by a mortal satellite and become a TV broadcast, you don't need to worry. People from my master's school can't find it, and neither can the cultivation world."

"Why?" Shen Dong was puzzled.

"Because there is no Beidou Shenzhou Express abroad."

Shen Dong almost knelt down because of this truth!

——Tears streaming down his face, dealing with a group of road idiots, he really thought the problem too complicated!

"But we still have to leave as soon as possible." Du Heng stood up, and conveniently put all the messy things Shen Dong piled on the floor into the storage space, even the chairs.

Shen Dong was even more confused: "What do you mean?"

Du Heng stopped and seemed to sigh: "What do you think of the sect master?"

"Uh!"

The topic jumped too fast, and Shen Dong said blankly: "...Although he looks very powerful, he is indeed very powerful, but I think he is a ticking time bomb... Cough, I mean, who knew him Will he suddenly get sick and try to snatch pandas or something? In order to test for the fourth level, he can force so many sword immortals to be like that..."

Taiyue Sword Immortal and the others look almost like ghosts, and their appearance is really scary.

When had the Sword Immortal of Duantianmen been in such a mess?Besides, whether or not you pass the exam is a personal matter. The master of Changcheng Sect has the ability to make the sword immortals have to submit, such as eating hot pot, and it is like taking an exam.

Such a serious person, how scary!

——From this point of view, the apprentices left by Linghuan Sword Immortal should be cautious, and the motto that cultivating immortals ruins one's life may not be wrong.

"Yeah, the sect master is more..." Dead-hearted!

Du Heng didn't like to comment on the elders of the division, so he turned to ask Shen Dong: "Back then, he forgot to explain one thing, and he was able to withstand the nine heavenly calamities and also gave the feather cloth to Linghuan Sword Immortal. Do you think that getting lost is better than Zixiao?" Is Shenlei more terrifying?"

Shen Dong shook his head resolutely.

It's just that there is no Shenzhou Express, it's just that there is a language barrier... that's all! !Can these problems hinder the head of the Changcheng sect?too naive!

"We must go to a place where even ghosts can't be found!"

Shen Dong picked up the pomegranate squatting there playing with its tail, and ran out the door.

As soon as the door was opened, more golden origami cranes flew in, and then the phone in the bedroom kept ringing.

Shen Dong dragged Du Heng out, kicked the door shut, and ran down the stairs as if fleeing.

Du Heng followed behind silently, slapped those paper cranes that hadn't had time to unfold, and smashed them to pieces with sword energy.

As a result, as soon as he stepped out of the broken building, he saw the demon cultivator on the construction site next door watching the fun outside.

When the monsters saw Shen Dong and Du Heng coming out, they shouted like a frying pan:

"Director Du, tell us quickly, who is your marriage partner?"

"Is it Lord Qinghu's distant cousin?"

"Nonsense, Du Heng is the Sword Immortal of Duantianmen... What are you laughing at, although the first ascension failed, but the second ascension was successful, and he stayed in the heaven for a while, so it is absolutely right to say that he is a sword fairy !"

"Yeah, second. Of course, the level of immortals is higher than that of Hutao's cousin. It's not right for this family to belong!"

Enough is enough, you goofy monsters! !Don't talk about ascension to immortality like going abroad to be gilded, and talk about fleeing from heaven like a returnee, okay? !

"That's right, those famous and decent families, do they like us demon cultivators?" The speaker's tone was filled with the prejudice of "there is great harmony in the cultivation world, but racial discrimination still exists, and intermarriage is absolutely impossible".

"Maybe it's the female fairy who came back from those sects. Isn't there one in Baibao Pavilion? There is also Shennong Valley..."

"Nonsense! How many years have those fairies been ascending? They are not as old as Du Heng!"

Well, they are in the right family and have the same seniority.

The world of comprehension, which stands still and does not follow the development and changes of the times, still pays attention to this set.

"I think you're just talking nonsense, and you still guess Madam Qi!" Chi Mao shouted in a particularly obvious voice, "Even if he died for many years, he had a husband and a son when he was alive..."

"Isn't this because there are really not many candidates to guess among the ghosts! There are even fewer beauties who carry such a lot of resentment and can't die... How about Du Shiniang? At least they all have the surname Du, and counting from the age when they were alive." , it's really about the same age as Director Du."

Shen Dong was too embarrassed to speak.

Who will tell him what kind of divine unfolding this is =皮=

Why even Du Shiniang showed up?Although this person's character is worthy of admiration, and he has already stepped on the previous scumbag, but——

Shen Dong's whole body was depressed.

It turns out that Du Heng really has so many marriage partners?

"Don't make false claims about bad people's names! Du Shiniang has stated that she is totally ignorant of this matter, and has absolutely no intention of doing so."

"Well, becoming a family with the Duantianmen is really not suitable for ten niangs with a tough temper!"

"It's a pity, Shi Niang even matches her name very well, her horoscope must be very suitable..."

"That's right, isn't Du Heng's sword called Ten Fang Ju Mi? Huh... so cold! It's murderous!"

Nonsense, the low air pressure on Shen Dong's body is almost condensing into gray evil spirit!

Helpless, there are still a large number of unresponsive monsters who continue to gossip. The tree monster bent its branches and muttered: "I have a question! I heard that after marriage in the world, all the properties under the name belong to the couple?"

"Ah, there is such a saying! Unless you write a letter of divorce..."

"Then after Du Heng gets married, who is to blame if all directions are destroyed?"

"..."

The monsters stared together, yes, good question!

Throughout the ages, have any cultivators risked stagnation in their cultivation to get married?There must be, but there has never been a sword cultivator like this, the sword is the magic weapon of life!The most terrible thing is that this talisman is still a magic weapon!

Since the beginning of the world, this is the first time that the natal magic weapon has taken shape!

Some demon cultivators with slightly unhealthy thinking began to look strange--sword cultivators do not have soul souls, only swords, even if they become immortals, their souls are still entrusted to the sword. How many parties are involved in the wedding night in the bridal chamber? What a mess!

"Enough!" Shen Dong knew what they had imagined just by looking at them, and he was furious immediately.

"Wow, there is a murderous look!" Many monsters were knocked upside down by the air waves and fell to the side.

"Idiot, it's evil spirit, ouch, my tail..."

The demon cultivators ran away with their heads in their hands, and shouted unwillingly:

"Director Du, don't forget to post a wedding invitation when you get married! Don't worry, you don't need to prepare too many seats, we won't come here for nothing, because we can't afford the congratulatory money... We just bet! Now the game is very complicated Ah, there are bets on the classification of races, and there are bets on specific beauties, and the odds are not equal, it's too messy! Master Sinan is working on publishing a gambling newsletter..."

Du Heng suddenly interrupted their chatter, and only asked, "What is the one with the highest odds?"

"Huh? The one with the highest odds is Sword Spirit New Moon..."

Shen Dong hugged Pomegranate, who was so startled that all his hair stood on end and trembling, and asked in a sinister tone, "Are you very interested in her?"

"No." Du Heng raised his eyes calmly and said, "I thought that you might be among the options... Maybe there are few people who believe in it, and the odds are high. If you make a bet, at least you won't have to worry about money, who knows... ..."

You really can't count on the IQ of the public in the cultivation world!

"Hmph!" Shen Dong said angrily, "Hurry up, I'm going to the Sahara before the sect master wakes up!"

He didn't believe there could be monsters there!