Retire from the human world

"Precipitation is coming in the arid areas of western my country, and hundreds of acres of sand prevention forests are growing well..."

Shen Dong almost spit out when he heard the TV news report next to him.

He coughed for a long time, then picked up the cold white in the disposable paper cup and poured three mouthfuls. The way he ate too fast and was choked by the chili pepper, aroused the attention of other diners in the food stall.

"Hey, let me tell you, where have you been all these years?" The boss in charge of the gear took a cigarette in his mouth, and sat down at Shen Dong's table carelessly. Two large plates of crayfish, one plate of braised duck neck, and one plate of fried noodles.

Du Heng on the opposite side of Shen Dong remained silent, watching Shen Dong eating from the beginning to the end.

This was an obvious thing, because the shrimp shells were all piled high in front of Shen Dong.

"No... just doing odd jobs in the provincial capital." Shen Dong said vaguely, and drank the water in his glass.

The owner of this stall is not very old. In fact, he and Lei Cheng Shen Dong are classmates, and they still live in Lei Cheng's lower berth.For Shen Dong, it was a slightly better relationship than acquaintances, not even friends. Lei Cheng had a lot of buddies, how could it be possible for Shen Dong to know all of them?No, in order to celebrate 300 years of free time, I randomly found a crayfish seller on the side of the road, but unfortunately found that it was opened by an old classmate.

"Oh, this world!"

The gear boss smoked violently, as if feeling emotional: "To this day, I still haven't figured out what happened to Lei Cheng... He stumbled and fell from the building, and he was drunk and jumped off the building at noon? He really died inexplicably, no one Know."

"..."

Shen Dong choked for a moment, but stopped talking.

Although Lei Cheng is just a courier and has no skills in the cultivation world, but compared to the hard-working people in the cultivation world, Lei Cheng is already very comfortable.Don't bother with the mortal level assessment, the salary has risen to 500 a month, it's okay to be poor in combat power, and the Netherworld will have to wait at least [-] years before making trouble again...

however!

The living and the dead are not the same world after all.

No matter how nervous Shen Dong is, he would never pat the other person on the shoulder and say something like "Don't worry, Lei Cheng is fine, don't believe me to give you his mobile phone number".

It's strange to say that when I was studying, I often saw who I was not used to, or didn't take it seriously. After a few years of ups and downs in society, when I recalled the beginning, I felt like a world away.I feel indifferent or ridiculous to many things that I used to be stubborn about.Even seeing a classmate with an ordinary relationship, I can say a lot with emotion-this is the idea of ​​the boss.

What Shen Dong sighed was that compared with Tianbeng and the world of comprehension, the conflicts and troubles back then were nothing.

——The world view is still peaceful, how nostalgic!

"By the way, this is your...an acquaintance? Where can I ask for a meal, and don't you want to introduce me?" The old classmate originally wanted to say buddies, but Du Heng remained expressionless as soon as the words came to his mouth, making his heart shudder , and then changed his mouth.

"Oh!" Shen Dong's eyes rolled, "We just met each other when renting together..."

"I think so too, haha."

This kind of feeling of having a high degree of education and temperament and being a social elite doesn't suit Shen Dong at all.

"Brother doesn't like to eat lobster." The stall owner was very enthusiastic and rushed to sell it, "This is a famous snack in the provincial capital, and my craftsmanship is also one of the best in this street... Seeing as Shen Dong is an old classmate Come on, give me a [-]% discount. Forgive me, there is a wife who holds financial power at home, so I can't show that kind of courage!"

Just when Shen Dong was worried about him daring to call Brother Du Heng to wipe off his sweat, he suddenly heard another sentence.

"Dongzi, you're not young, aren't you still dating? Would you like to introduce my waiters to you? They are all girls from the surrounding areas of the county. Don't dislike them if the family conditions are not good. At least they don't have high requirements for your property, okay. live..."

Before he finished speaking, the red roof propped up by the food stall shook as if suddenly blown by the wind.

The diners stretched their heads to look around, wondering, is the weather going to change?

People in the food stalls on a street rushed out to check the weather. If it rained, it would have a big impact on their business.When the moon was clearly visible in the sky, I didn't take it seriously. There are many tall buildings in the city, and it is inevitable that there will be a sudden strange wind.

Shen Dong looked at Du Heng suspiciously.

Based on his understanding of Du Heng, what he said just now was just a few gossips, so what's there to worry about?

These days, it's the aunt opposite the house they just rented, seeing a young man who likes to talk about the situation, isn't it a big deal at all!For a moment, my thoughts fluttered, where did I put the Nine Heavens Tribulation? Hey! !Du Heng was struck by so many lightnings, you don't take it seriously, if you find that you are not as lethal as gossiping and introducing someone, Zixiao Shenlei will cry!

——By the way, Shen Dong, have you forgotten that when you met Du Heng back then, you firmly insisted that you are a human being, and your ideal is to go back to the county town and find an ordinary girl to live your whole life with?You forgot, but Du Heng can remember it for you!

In order to prevent further accidents, Shen Dong hurriedly plucked the crayfish, wanting to pay the bill and leave after eating.

"What's the matter? They're occupying the road again?" A group of urban management came outside the shed erected by the stalls.

"No way!" The gear boss hurried over to argue.

"Half a meter beyond the drawn line, your stool is placed on the sidewalk..." The leading urban management officer was halfway through speaking, and suddenly turned his head as if feeling an earthquake, and saw Du Heng.

Then the corner of the city manager's mouth twitched.

This scene is really... It is not uncommon for Jianxiu and Jian to come to eat food stalls, but what is strange is, why do you like crayfish?As a person who has experienced the battle of Beiman Mountain, it is really difficult to comprehend that the blue sword with light and corpses everywhere is not pierced by the neck and head of the monster, but the duck neck of Wuhan and the crayfish OTZ of the provincial capital.

This world is too unreal!

"Captain, what's the matter with you?" The other urban managers were puzzled, and the captain got stuck in the middle of his sentence as if he had seen a ghost.

It is said that the captain finally pressed the blue veins that popped out on his forehead, and said in a rough voice: "It's okay!"

If Shen Dong was setting up a street stall, he would definitely rush forward and grab him without any discussion. It doesn't matter if he is the sword of Duan Tianmen or Shifang Jumian, but the food stall occupies the road, so there is no way to find fault with the diners!

So he can only pretend not to see.

"Move the stool in, and your family too..."

Seeing the urban management team leaving so quickly, the gear boss was very surprised. Why did he feel that the captain who was leading today seemed to be in a hurry to leave?

"Old classmate, thank you for your hospitality. It's not easy for you to do business. These days, everyone eats for a living, and you don't need discounts or anything. The money is on the table for you! Hey, don't push and pull with me, I still take it I didn't give you a change of three yuan!" Shen Dong wiped out all the delicacies, taking advantage of the stall owner's busy schedule, he hurriedly left.

The other party was not easy to keep, they could only say a few words and they broke up without even exchanging contact information.

After walking a long distance, Shen Dong heaved a sigh of relief:

"call."

Du Heng's mood fluctuated for just a moment. Although he attracted the attention of a cultivator who was a mixed city manager, his mood quickly calmed down. Now seeing Shen Dong's relieved appearance, Du Heng actually found it interesting: "Are you so nervous?"

"Why am I nervous?" Shen Dong immediately retorted, extremely dissatisfied, "I'm thinking about Lei Cheng!"

Du Heng frowned upon hearing the sound.

"I want to go along with lamenting that Lei Cheng's death is too unjust, and also lamenting the impermanence of life, which makes my words choke in my throat!"

Shen Dong said dully, life is impermanent or something, does he see more?It is true that Lei Cheng died very unluckily, and it is unacceptable that Yin and Yang are separated, but knowing that Lei Cheng had a good life, I still have to follow my old classmates to cherish the memory of Lei Cheng's early death-what a toothache!

This night market street is very lively, and the street is full of taxis waiting in line.

Some drunken people are sent to the car by their friends in a crooked way, and there are couples in twos and threes. Most of the taxi drivers also come out to enjoy the cool breeze, talking about the mountains while waiting for business to come to their door.

When Shen Dong walked through the long motorcade, a driver in the middle suddenly said hello: "Hey, I want a car! Acquaintances are cheaper!"

"..."

Shen Dong looked at the expressionless Du Heng, and could only say, "No money."

"Alas, fellow ten Taoists, your life is so miserable!" The driver didn't even look at Du Heng, and was worried about Duan Tianmen for causing him to be floated to the island.He was tossed by identity verification for three days, and he couldn't explain why he appeared at the seaside. He had no travel records and was almost imprisoned. Fortunately, Master Zhanyuan dealt with the aftermath in time.

Of course he is aware of the importance of the sword to sword repairers, so he will never let go of any opportunity to sow discord.

"Look at the spirits of other houses. They eat whatever they want, and they can play however they want. They don't have to go to work to make money and live sadly, tsk tsk!"

Shen Dong almost rolled his eyes, and nodded again and again: "Well, you are right, I also think this kind of living standard is too bad, Du Heng is really not that good, but—"

Before the driver had time to be happy, he was taken aback by the protracted speech: "But what?"

"...But what do you think I can do?" Shen Dong unceremoniously tapped the roof of the opponent's car, aggressively, "Why don't you trade a sword with Du Heng, the last time I saw your The sword is also very good, Du Heng must not be disgusted with it, you can get a sword of Qiling level for nothing, this business is definitely a profit, how about it? I heard that the taxi drivers in the provincial capital make a lot of money!"

The driver reluctantly pulled the corner of his mouth: "This, this is not right!"

"What's wrong, I've known Du Heng for hundreds of years, and I'm tired of watching it, it would be great if I could change it!"

"Jianxiu and Jian... can only be that one!" The driver stared.

Shen Dong nodded with a smile, then turned his face in an instant, and directly pushed the driver back a few steps: "You know it can only be that one, and you still talk so much nonsense, it seems that you don't mean to tell me to quit, Instead, make fun of me?"

"Wait... that's not what I meant! Ah, there is a customer calling for a car, and I am in a hurry to make money to buy skin care products for my sword!"

The driver rushed into the cab in a hurry, stepped on the accelerator, and ran away in a hurry.

Just kidding, this car is his food guy, if it falls apart, and three or four holes are poked out, he just wants to drive it as a convertible, and the people who take taxis in the provincial capital will not buy it!

Shen Dong suddenly remembered that Du Heng was still behind him, and immediately turned his head and said sternly, "Even if it can only be you... Huh, who said that without sword repair, the sword cannot live?"

Du Heng nodded with a good temper: "You are right, without me, you can still make enough money in the pre-sales department of Shanhai.com."

"The money for eating crayfish just now is mine, and the money for renting a house outside is also mine, understand? I am paying for the water, electricity, etc. of the house you live in now!"

Du Heng didn't cheat anyone at Shanhaiyibu this month at all, he was busy with his apprentice's work, so Shen Dong was sure that he had no money.

So, whoever makes money has the right to speak, right?

——But that does not represent the right of ownership, especially at night, it really needs to be verified!

"So?" Du Heng heard something in Shen Dong's words.

"It has nothing to do with Duan Tianmen to pay for the spirit stones your apprentice wants to use!" Shen Dong emphasized, even the sword cultivator is supported by him, so why should he support Du Heng's apprentice?Let Master Du Heng be in charge!

Shen Dong had secretly seen the prices of those spirit stones on Shanhai.com, and the worst ones were definitely enough for the down payment of a commercial house in the city center!

"Well, those are all for the sect master to worry about."

Shen Dong was satisfied after listening, and then suddenly remembered something: "By the way, what's your apprentice's name?" Although we won't see each other in the next 300 years, there will be a day when we will meet!

Du Heng paused after hearing the sound, but remained silent.

"Why, you can't even tell me this?" Shen Dong was still brooding over the Duantianmen's rule of not being able to see swords, hmph, he can't even transform into a human being, he said he has evil spirits, so what about Du Heng?It was inevitable that there would be murderous intent just now when his mood fluctuated, so is Jianxiu okay?This is differential treatment, sword style discrimination!

"No..." Du Heng hesitated for a few seconds, but still told the truth directly, "Actually, I asked Master Zhanyuan to adjust the household registration tables of all children under the age of six in the provincial capital, first looked at the names, and found seven or eight suitable ones. Then, one by one, we went to the door to see how the roots are, and finally picked out the best qualifications."

"What? Name?" Shen Dong almost thought he heard it wrong.

This is cheating, is it a data program game where the name is entered into the five elements to analyze, what is the luck, and what is the total score?Or is it that the world of comprehension calculates luck and fortune by name, to judge whether it is destined for me——

"That's not right! Don't you all change your names according to your seniority?" Shen Dong found doubts again.

Like Du Heng, a master who doesn't even know his life experience is named, and other cultivators rarely bring their names from the secular world to the realm of cultivation, and they will change their names according to the usual practice.Otherwise, Master Zhanyuan reincarnated in the tenth life, which life name do you want him to use?Of course it is a homonym of the name of the law and the name of the law!

Can the child fished out of the pot be called Linghuan?What kind of surname is Ling?

Luo Chi's real surname is Luo, but the two children that Luo Chi casually tricked at the fork in the road, could one be named Qin Feng and the other Taiyue?Don't be stupid, what is the name of the son of the rural farmer and woodcutter's family? It's normal for a big cow and a dog, but Zhang Facai and Li Mancang are the best!

"Choose the name to avoid changing it in the future." Du Heng said lightly.

"..."

So, the inheritance of Duantianmen appeared strangely. The name is pleasing to the eye... No, it is a child whose name conforms to the habits of this generation in the cultivation world, and won the super prize?

Shen Dong had a strange expression.

If he remembers correctly, the descendants of Atractylodes chinensis, walnut and Du Heng seem to be—broken gourds, rotten tiles, broken bottles...

With a glimmer of hope for Du Heng's reliable behavior, Shen Dong asked cautiously: "What is your apprentice's name, leftovers? Or leftovers? It can't be leftovers, right? Normal people wouldn't name children like this Bar!"

"His name is Sun Min."

"Huh?" Sounds normal!

etc!Sun Min, it's really convenient to change the name without changing the name! !