Retire from the human world

The cold wind was blowing, and even sporadic snowflakes were constantly floating.

A few rows of people stood upright in the open space under the martial arts stage, no one dared to move, and could only glance at the sky from the corner of their eyes.It was pitch black, and it was supposed to be August, so I couldn't figure out how it was snowing.

Shen Dong's mobile phone was completely dead on the third day. Apart from the bunk, there was only a big brazier in the middle of the military tent. Not to mention power sockets, even tables and chairs could not be found.Lei Cheng almost cried bitterly, because the training requirement was to "sleep with your weapon in your arms" or "sleep with your weapon on your pillow".

Pomegranate couldn't pick up any weapons, so it still fell asleep comfortably.Even now, there are countless demons and ghosts who are envious of the collective filling of wooden piles like this - they are squatting, and their buttocks can sit on the ground.

The dryad fell asleep every time he stood up, so he was often punished for running laps.

This is a very cruel thing, if Shen Dong's speed per hour is at a disadvantage compared to a tiger, then Shen Dong can dump the tree demon by the entire Mariana Trench.You can't afford to hurt a race that can't even walk by nature, but has learned this skill through cultivation!

"Do you think that after practicing for thousands of years, you have already transformed into a human being, and that's great?"

The young general stretched out his sword scabbard and knocked the tree demon short: "You can go to the battlefield? You can't even escape. Are you going to rely on the hard and thick bark of the tree to resist the enemy? A palm thunder, Add a few waves of demon fire...can you run to the river and jump off before your body is burnt?"

"Wait, I'm just a tree!" Usually in the background!

"Then why are you uneasy about being a tree in the Shennongjia forest? Why do you need to change form?"

"There's not even sunlight here, I'm dying..."

"Nonsense!" The Song Dynasty scribe came again, cleared his throat and began to give a lecture, "There are thousands of exercises in the realm of cultivation, the so-called attainment of Taoism, the important thing is this 'Tao', the Tao of ghosts and monsters is different, Buddhism It is also different from the way of Asahi School. It is like you want to go to a place. There are thousands of ways to get to this place. The important thing is to find a way that suits you best, and not to get lost in the middle. Today we will talk about The most important and biggest crisis in the world of comprehension."

Could it be Beiman Mountain?

"Yes, obviously, that's Reiki."

Shen Dong's black line, fortunately, the training class for dead ghosts in vain never calls names to answer questions.

"Sunshine, food, water... there is aura in the life-sustaining things, but it is relatively thin. The principle of Bigu Pill is to condense the aura into a pill, and the principle of Guhun Pill is the same..."

Well, eating one can live for a year, this is true. Compressed biscuits.

"Aura is decreasing and mortals are increasing. It's a vicious cycle. It has been 400 years in the cultivation world that no one has been able to successfully overcome the catastrophe and ascend. After cultivating to a certain stage, although there can be a stable cycle of spiritual energy, there is not enough external force. Bringing abundant spiritual power, there is no way to become a fairy..."

Then he began to talk about a bunch of esoteric terms, roughly meaning that the total amount of spiritual energy has been declining for 400 years, and it has been continuously falling to the limit in the past 20 years.But with limited ability, there is no way to save the market from the source (cough, well, not to save the stock market, but to save the world), so we can only rack our brains to think about countermeasures.

For example, if you practice hard and wait for others to go bankrupt and then cover your position—the spiritual power of the dead monks will dissipate, and you can grab as much as you can—Emma is fighting for whoever lives longer, but what if others refuse to die, so 100 A civil war almost broke out in the cultivation world many years ago, and many little monsters and sects with poor abilities were wiped out (Lei Cheng: The stock market crash must have caused retail investors to suffer). The unity of good and evil schools is unprecedented.It is because of trying to find a way to leave the human world through various means.

What does the word on the back of the Shanhai.com membership card mean?

Fuck, it feels like stepping on a sinking boat!

"...The crisis is imminent. If left unattended, the cultivation world will disappear completely one day." The atmosphere is heavy as if tomorrow is the end of the world.

"Of course the most serious trouble now is Beiman Mountain, but there are so many monsters in the Nether Realm, destroying them all can also replenish a lot of heaven and earth aura, so this battle must not only be fought, but must be won! Even if the Nether Realm refuses to fight , we all have to rush in and force them to fight!"

The trainees all brushed their foreheads with a drop of sweat.

In other words, is the decision to join the cultivation world really wise?Do you want to think about going back and continuing to be a big tree of A Piaoshu... or something?

"And we don't have to worry about killing the ghost monsters to extinction. Demons and ways of life and death mutually restrain each other. If there is a world of cultivation, there will be ghost monsters. They can't be killed without end!" Although this scribe has a white beard, he looks like a ghost. A little old, but standing there never trembling, straight and firm waist.Now it is even more impassioned and full of courage, as if it is about to send a million soldiers to a decisive battle against Beiman Mountain.

A question suddenly popped up in Shen Dong's mind, who was the teacher of this training class before he died?

"...You already know that Shanhai.com's membership card is very important, and Shanhai.com's status in the cultivation world is also very important. You are all from the mortal world. It must be very strange why a supermarket has such a status! Because everyone in the cultivation world All sects like to retreat and practice, lack of communication and markets, even if there are urgently needed things, there is no way to find purchase channels - Yu Kun opened this supermarket 20 years ago. There are seven floors in total, and the bottom two floors only sell Commodities produced by human beings, now we are starting to learn a talisman. At the initial stage, you can’t draw talismans out of thin air, so you have to use materials, which are yellow paper and cinnabar. After infusing mana and burning this talisman, we can directly reach mountains and seas without going through the human world. The entrance to the third floor of e-buy... This talisman is a compulsory question, if you can't even buy things, how can you survive in the realm of comprehension?"

Shen Dong was dumbfounded.

No wonder Shanhai.com has no customers all day long!Turns out most of the customers never shop with him at all! !And the world of comprehension is all dead houses!Don't go out at all except to go to the supermarket! !

"There are many profitable jobs in the world of comprehension, but some jobs take a lot of time and are not conducive to practice, and some jobs pay too little. At present, the best choice is Shanhai.com. As long as it is his employee, everything needed for practice, including Dan The medicinal spirit stones are provided by Shanhai.com for free, and even the enemy can help solve them together. Ah, by the way, according to the registration form, there are employees of Shanhai.com among the trainees of this training class, yes... this one! "

The ghosts and goblins followed the lecturer's gestures and turned to look at Shen Dong in unison.

The trainees in the barracks were not only the passengers of that bus, but also the trainees who had failed the assessment of the previous period and the previous period, and there were a total of 700 people in total. Shen Dong suddenly felt that Tremendous stress.

Do you think that demons and ghosts are horrifyingly staring at Shen Dong?Shen Dongcheng, the unlucky hero of a horror movie, was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat?No, no, absolutely not. The demons and ghosts are envious, envious and hateful eyes, OTZ!

It's like everyone went to night school in order to find a better job. Suddenly, the teacher said that there is a company with high salary, high status, excellent benefits, and it is an absolute golden job. This student is an employee of this company, or the company paid for it. He came to night school to study!

Too much hatred!

"Despite this, Shanhai.com is still a supermarket. Why does its membership card have such a high influence in the comprehension world, or that everyone in the comprehension world buys it? This is about Yu Kun." Scribe lightly Stroking his beard, although he looks more talkative than the young general, the general obviously respects him, maybe this is the difference between the principal and the physical education teacher?

Shen Dong was still complaining, when he suddenly heard the lecturer start talking about a very interesting topic.

——Who is the number one master in the cultivation world!

"Since ancient times, literature has never been the first, and martial arts has never been the second. There are all kinds of cultivation methods in the cultivation world, and everyone's origins are also different, and they refuse to admit defeat. According to the membership cards in your hands, the leaders of the category of 'never belonged to people' are Yu Kun, there is no objection in the field of comprehension. The trouble is that the faction of 'used to be human', that is, cultivators, is the mainstream. There is no way to elect a candidate that everyone is convinced. Can't fly up and fear the thunder of the sky, so some people say that it is Zhanyuan of Dixiu Temple. Unfortunately, Buddhist practice is reincarnation. Before everyone argues, Master Zhanyuan has reincarnated for the tenth life... Candidates who will be here and will not be there for a while are obviously not qualified."

Lei Cheng simply listened to this as a storytelling, shaking his head with relish, wishing he could interrupt and suggest that we should talk about swords in Huashan Mountain!This is how it is done in martial arts novels!

"It's hard to decide what's going on. It just happened 150 years ago that the barrier of Beiman Mountain collapsed. 100 years ago, all the ghosts and demons appeared, and the people of Shenzhou were devastated... All the elites of the cultivation world are ready to fight the final battle. If you lose, you can only perish along with the world, and you would rather die in battle than retreat. But there is a variable in this war, his name is Du Heng..."

At this time, Beiman Mountain is approaching evening, and the demon atmosphere is getting heavier. The black mist pouring out from the caves on the cliff is endless, and the expressions of the people standing on the clouds are a little dignified. Obviously, the scene in front of them reminds them of the scene that happened more than 100 years ago. bloody battle.

Fortunately, they remembered to open the enchantment this time. The satellite can only take pictures of the thick clouds here, and the scene is weird.

"Yesterday, General Yue said that a blue demonic energy appeared near the depths of the cave. It seems that the real big battle is coming soon, and we must prepare as soon as possible."

"Damn it! Why did they recover so quickly this time? The Demon Killing Formation is only less than one percent complete."

"I don't know... I'd rather believe it than be negligent..."

Before Master Baishu could finish his sentence, he suddenly saw the black mist separating, and a group of big red birds sprang out, his expression changed suddenly, and he shouted: "It's not good!"

"It's Luoluo Bird! Quick! Send a message to General Yue, everyone below be careful not to be distracted by these flat-haired beasts, there must be a sneak attack—"

The cloud on this side has just intercepted a large group of red birds, and there are already blue shadows flashing across the forest cliffs, and there are continuous screams for a while, and sometimes blue shadows will be slashed and rolled down.

It is a blue-colored vicious dog, bigger than a wolf, with sharp teeth and dripping saliva, even if its limbs are cut off and its head is still rolling and biting on the ground, it is very difficult to deal with.

Lao Guo, the cook holding a frying pan, actually burst out laughing, his figure expanded like a blowing balloon, and suddenly became a huge and ferocious black shadow, smashing the frying pan, forcefully knocked down four or five vicious dogs , taking a deep breath at the same time, the trees rolled up from the ground, and a dozen blue shadows were sucked into its mouth like this.

Then, chew and chew and eat.

Suddenly he uttered a terrifying howl:

"No, stop it!"

A yellow light flew directly out of Beiman Mountain against the black clouds, so fast that many people had no time to react.

Baishu real person's fly whisk entangled more than a dozen Luoluo birds. In desperation, the fly whisk flicked and almost urged his own true essence to slaughter the demons. Fortunately, Yu Kun quickly stopped him and said: "Don't panic! Du Heng is going after them !"

The yellow light took advantage of the setting sun to hide, and fell straight towards a bustling city in a short time.

It was already six o'clock in the evening in the underground garage of a certain building. There were only two or three cars parked in the garage. The security guard had just released a Mercedes-Benz and was about to go back to work. Suddenly, there was smoke and dust in front of him. Something grabbed it and lifted it upside down.

Shouts echoed through the garage.

"Hey hey, what a delicious smell."

The security guard was almost frightened to death, because what caught him was a big tiger with yellow mottled fur, which not only spoke out, but also had a pair of huge yellow wings on its back, which were slowly closing in at the moment.

"I was imprisoned for another 70 years, and I starved to death!" The monster opened its bloody mouth wide, and a stench came out. It laughed loudly, "Those idiots in the cultivation world can stop me—"

The setting sun just shone into the sloping upward exit of the garage, casting a clear elongated silhouette on the opposite wall.

The monster was startled suddenly, its folded wings stood up suddenly, the feathers were distinct, and it suddenly turned its head: "Du Heng!"

The person standing against the backlight is slowly walking into the garage step by step.

The monster raised its claws and threw the unlucky security guard far away. With its neck slightly bent, it circled around to examine the other party.The muscles of the whole body were tense, the wings were almost vertical, obviously vigilant to the extreme, the teeth gritted together and made a terrible crackling sound: "This is impossible! Why haven't you ascended yet?"

The author has something to say: Little Theater

Lei Cheng: Why don't you talk about swords in Huashan?

Cultivation circles: ...

Du Heng: The sword is lost ==