Retire from the human world

Shen Dong grew up in a welfare home, and he was particularly concerned about being told "you are different from others", and he would turn his face if he heard it. Of course, after entering Shanhai.com, he was already unable to resist this point.But before all the accidents happened, even if a group of children of the same grade looked at him with weird eyes, Shen Dong felt extremely uncomfortable. If he happened to meet a child who couldn't open his eyes and thought he was easy to bully—well, he would punch him directly.

Of course, the consequences of the fight are serious. When the adults come, all the accusations and scoldings have the same meaning.Let the orphanage take good care of it. This is a child who has no father, no mother, and no upbringing. From now on, he will be a beggar for his life!Let's see, no matter what happens now, I will go to the detention center and be disciplined in the future.

Shen Dong felt that he had really entrusted them with auspicious words, and it would be terrible to be in the police station every three days now.

——Yes, he came to visit Captain Zhou again!

The only good thing is that Shen Dong wasn't alone in his misfortune this time, in fact he wasn't even considered the instigator.

Zheng Changhou insisted that it was Du Heng who instigated Taotie to eat at the Pao restaurant, and he planned to eat Bawang's meal (Lao Guo: I gave it, but he insisted on fighting if he didn't accept it).Zheng Changhou's reason was: "You don't even eat, what can you do at Yese Restaurant?"

"I'm not here alone." It was Shen Dong who came to eat.

"Your joke is too bad!" Whose sword wants to eat?

Zheng Changhou immediately dropped the black goat, copied the iron pot and directly smashed Du Heng. Since he couldn't eat, who cares about the couple's coffin, Du Heng pulled Shen Dong up and walked out of the restaurant without even squinting his eyes, so——

The dirty toilet was smashed.

No, the love hotel where prostitutes and hooligans gathered was directly demolished, and several prostitutes were injured, and the building was directly turned into a dilapidated building. Of course Du Heng and Zheng Changhou would not be caught, but Shen Dong did not have the ability to fly into the sky and escape from the ground. He was caught together with Lao Guo, who was watching the fun while gnawing his bones.

"It's you again, it's you boy again!" Captain Zhou walked around Shen Dong, pointing his finger far away, looking at his posture and wishing he could poke a hole in Shen Dong's face.

Scratching his hair helplessly, Shen Dong squinted at the chef of Shanhai Tesco who was extremely good at taking notes.

If it wasn't for that black goat, it would automatically become a person!

If Zheng Changhou hadn't pointed at Lao Guo and scolded Taotie—who would have believed that this ugly black skinny man was an ancient beast?

Well, as the general knowledge of the training class said, Zheng Changhou is the only rare species of drought mango.It turned out that Ya opened a restaurant, or a mausoleum restaurant specially opened in the toilet!

"Sir, this has nothing to do with me, I just passed by Neiji to borrow a toilet! Ah, sorry, I watched too many Hong Kong dramas with my boss, and I'm a police comrade! Really, I don't know those two dangerous elements at all. "

"..."

Shen Dong's only thought was that this monster must have passed level eight in the mortal assessment!

However, Taotie, do you think you can get through the test smoothly?

On the other side of the record was the ugly woman at the front desk of the hotel who liked to play stealing mobile phone games. She was wearing a pair of red high heels and an old pullover. Thin man, I saw it, he was the one who demolished the house!"

"What nonsense is the stinky female ghost talking about?" Lao Guo jumped up suddenly, staring fiercely.

The broken hotel outside was demolished by Zheng Changhou and Du Heng!

Thick black air suddenly burst out from the woman's body, which normal people cannot see. Shen Dong's pupils contracted and was about to remind Captain Zhou to run for his life, when he saw the woman whose type and status were unknown, and whose life and death conditions were unknown: "Comrade police, have you seen that?" , This is the underworld, woohoo!"

"..." Miss Ghost, your mortal assessment level must not be bad.

"Be honest, find out where this is, take out your ID card, what's your name? What kind of occupation do you have, don't try to get away with it!" A criminal policeman yelled at Lao Guo.

The latter actually started pretending to touch his ID card on his body.

Because the clothes are thin in summer, if you want to put your hands in your pockets as a cover, it would be too outrageous to touch the ID card in the mustard space, and the ID card is obviously a thing that doesn’t move very much. Underneath, the clothes pocket is so big, how could it be impossible to touch it for a long time?

I want to reach out and touch my arms!Suddenly, I realized that the clothes of modern mortals are really terrible. The dirty T-shirt is so thin, and if you want to touch it in your arms, you have to lift the clothes. It is completely illogical to put things there.

So Lao Guo didn't blush and did something that made everyone's eyes pop out of the window.

He opened his pants, reached in and touched for a long time...

Shen Dong turned his head, although he knew it was a cover-up, and he didn't really hide his ID card in his crotch, but based on this scene alone, Shen Dong decided not to nod and say he knew this guy until he died, and "On Habitual Use of Mustard Seeds" Cultivators who store things in space, the importance of carrying bags in the mortal world"!

When it was the female ghost's turn, the corner of her mouth twitched for a long time, and she finally said that she didn't bring her ID card.

"According to our records, you took the train to Hangzhou a few days ago, and now there is no record of your ticket purchase at the bus station or train station. I am no longer interested in how you returned to the provincial capital. You took someone else's train." The car, or walking back along the highway, or flying back, these are all your own business!"

Shen Dong's guilty eyes wandered.

"...But this time, three people were sent to the hospital because they were hit by a collapsed wall, and no matter how I think about it, I can't figure it out. Why did you go to a love hotel with a man?"

"Uh?"

Captain Zhou took Shen Dong's momentary stiff expression as pretending to be stupid, and put a piece of paper heavily on the table: "This is the testimony of a Liu Ying who stayed in a love hotel before you. You started with a man from the entrance of the alley. Following them all the way into this hotel, when she went upstairs with the client, she heard the man say that he wanted to open a box."

Shen Dong's whole face was completely embarrassing, the only thing he was lucky about now was that!

Emma is lucky that he has graduated and no longer goes to school!Otherwise, according to the habits of the police station, the school will definitely notify you. This is not negotiable!And then his good name is over!Would he still dare to wander around the campus without disguise?

"I know you are short of money and have no relatives..."

"Stop! It's not what you think!!" Shen Dong was sweating profusely, interrupting Captain Zhou who was serious, "That's Du Heng, that's me...my boss, you've seen him before!"

Captain Zhou did have an impression of Du Heng, but when he thought of Shanhai Tesco Supermarket, he frowned immediately: "Just because he is the boss, can you just go to that kind of place with him?"

What the hell is this?

Shen Dong wanted to refute, but you said it wasn't fooling around, right? The Night Restaurant is full of zombies.And who can believe that he went to the love hotel for dinner?

"You already know that the supermarket is not normal, why are you still getting involved?" Captain Zhou planned to reprimand, but after thinking about it, Shen Dong, who brought a whole police car from the haunted area to the Xishan Reservoir, didn't seem like a normal person either. , So I swallowed all the words that followed, and pressed my forehead with a headache: "You wait here!"

Over there, Lao Guo looks impatient as a migrant worker entering the city who knows nothing about being wronged:

"...It was a quarrel. She didn't allow me to enter, saying that this is a hotel. You said that a hotel is a place to sleep. Does it cost money to go to the toilet? As for how the fight started, who can put the water in half? Do you want to run out to watch the fun?"

"You're talking nonsense!" the female ghost screamed.

"Dangdang!"

The door was pushed open vigorously, and Zhan Yuan, who was wearing a famous sports brand and a baseball cap, strode in stridingly.The female ghost was the first to huddle in the chair without making a sound, while Taotie turned to look at the spinning fan.

The smile on Zhan Yuan's face is stiff, his self-cultivation in ten lives will be reimbursed!

"This..." Zhan Yuan pointed at Shen Dong, "Captain Zhou, please let go. The other two guys, wait for their respective bosses to pick them up. They are not allowed to leave unless they are fined 3 yuan."

The female ghost was startled, and blurted out: "Master, this is not fair! Why?"

"Du Heng left Shen Dong here, and your boss copied it from the iron pot!"

"..."

Shen Dong felt that he really didn't want to take advantage of this advantage!

He dragged away the pomegranate that had been watching the show but no one found it, and walked out listlessly. He walked back to the provincial capital for a whole day and night, and he didn't even take a sip of water before he encountered this bad luck.

Zheng Changhou was stepping on his slippers, and was bitterly signing a notice of suspension of business and rectification outside, while muttering: "...Of course, the house is in dilapidated condition and must not be used. I am the boss, don't I care about the life and death of the employees? Today they May be smashed to death, dragged out tomorrow to be burned to death in the sun... If they are eaten up, no no, I mean, if they all resign, who will give me money? Any boss with a normal mind should care about the safety of employees ..."

"If I were you, I would speed up, and the fine would be doubled if I stayed for an extra hour." Du Heng stood by the window, his clothes were neat and straight, and even his hair was straight and scattered outside the collar. The buttons of the unbroken shirt are also neat. Compared with Zheng Changhou who ran out of the ruins with his head full of chicken coops, even if someone said that Du Heng was the culprit of the fight, no one would believe it.

Zheng Changhou gritted his teeth bitterly.

It was the third time that Shen Dong followed Du Heng out of the police station, the sense of absurdity was like a blowout!

"Hey, we have three chapters!"

As soon as he left the police station, Shen Dong couldn't wait to speak.

"Okay." Du Heng didn't blink.

"You agreed before I said it?" Perfunctory should make sense!

Du Heng said with an unchanged expression: "I will agree if you say so, it's not the same."

"..." Shen Dong raised his forehead in frustration, he was clearly the one who made sense, why did he feel like he was asking too much, it's really bad, this sad reminder of life.

He managed to pull himself together and cleared his throat:

"Before going to a strange place next time, you must explain in advance!"

In restaurants run by zombies, is the meat sold raw or cooked?Isn't this a scam!

"Well, the main reason is that cultivators don't eat, and restaurants are too hard to find."

"...I'd rather eat barbecue at a roadside stall!" Shen Dong said angrily, and patted back the little civet cat that had climbed onto his shoulder, "Secondly, you can get rid of all those who don't like you, whether they are people who have hatred against you. Still a ghost, make a list and tell me all of them?"

"..."

"Why, too many people don't understand?"

"No, what are you asking this for?"

"I'll hide away next time I see it!" Shen Dong gritted his teeth and said the last one, "Also, you know that you fought with that zombie so that the house almost collapsed and people disappeared, what am I thinking?"

Du Heng's first reaction was, are you not with me?

Of course, this is a completely impossible answer. Ever since he met Shen Dong, he has been in a situation where he can't figure it out. He carefully observes Shen Dong's preferences, and uses this to speculate how to get along with each other.

——Since cultivating the truth to crossing the catastrophe, the sword cultivator who has never been separated from the sword has always been very contradictory.

Shen Dong can't be regarded as a sword, and can't be regarded as another self.

"What were you thinking?" Maybe it's a good idea to ask more in the future.

Of course I was thinking about training class knowledge!

Shen Dong squinted his eyes: "I was thinking about whether you can live safely and well, considering the fact that I can't live if you die?" You can't afford to hurt your life tied to others!

So, this is worrying?

Du Heng wondered.

Well, it's okay, he just accepted it as a worry.