Retire from the human world

A ghost, that is, after death, he finds himself very talented, what an idiot—Shen Dong scoffed, what kind of eyes, Lei Cheng really has a bad mind, and everything he sees is abnormal.

He put on his clothes, and slowly stretched out his badly injured right hand.

"What about this? Is there a bone setter?"

"Do not care."

"What?" Shen Dong was stunned, he heard right, the wrist was broken and Du Heng said don't worry about it?

"As long as the aura is enough, it will recover slowly by itself." Du Heng put it away casually, and the jade bottle in his hand disappeared.He pulled the chair aside and glanced sideways at the water stains on the ground.

"Spiritual energy? Where does it come from?" Shen Dong looked at Du Heng, could he come up with some miraculous medicine?

"The easiest way is to eat..."

"I love the idea, but who pays for it?"

The brother still knows how to settle accounts, not to mention that he is just a sword and has almost no private money. Shen Dong feels that he must seriously reiterate that the two snakes came looking for Du Heng, and he has suffered a lot.

Unexpectedly, Du Heng said, "We can use a more complicated method."

"..." Are you playing tricks?

Wrong, if you want to play, you are also playing with a sword... Wait, that is to play acrobatics?

"Don't you really want to consolidate your cultivation and increase your strength? If you want to practice, there will naturally be spiritual energy to wash your muscles and bones. Not to mention dislocation and fracture, even if you lose a hand, you can recover."

This, surgeons must have no future in the realm of comprehension!

But there is a way, otherwise he will be hurt for a hundred days, and he will not be able to find a job in the past three months (how can you still remember this so hard), so Shen Dong's mood instantly improved, and he left leisurely In the living room, I found that Lei Cheng was trying to hold his breath, pretending to be nonchalant and floating on the sofa, studying the fluorescent lamp on the ceiling.

With a quick squint, he sized Shen Dong up.

There are no suspicious marks on the neck, the lips are not swollen, the corners of the cheeks and eyes are unbelievably normal, and the walking posture is still the same.Du Heng followed behind Shen Dong, and there was nothing unusual about it.

——Speaking of which, this is the most wrong place.

Even if Shen Dong knew his virtues and was too lazy to be irritable, why didn't Du Heng have any other expressions?Under normal circumstances, even if he wasn't angry, that man would at least be a little embarrassed and unhappy. Du Heng's attitude towards Shen Dong has always been very weird.Especially after trying to make up for the common sense in the cultivation world, it is very appropriate to describe the current situation in the cultivation world as a natural master, even if it is a master of the same school, they may not worry much about their apprentices, they are all busy with their own priorities matter, retreat alchemy.

Almost the whole world of self-cultivation is "depending on oneself". Even if people like foxes and zombies gather together, they don't necessarily get to know each other well. It's just a matter of nodding when they meet, not to mention who will be patient and meddle in other people's affairs.

From this point of view, the act of Du Heng moving into the dilapidated house where Shen Dong lived was very strange in itself.

Counting with your fingers again, it can be said that Shanhai.com is responsible for the employees when picking up people at the police station, but other things have nothing to do with it. Is it still the same?

Lei Cheng immediately pretended to be casual, and asked casually:

"My buddy now has a monthly salary of [-], and the year-end bonus will give you a free soul-fixing pill. How about it? Let's mix with me in the future. Let's eat a bowl and pour a bowl, buy one and throw one away..."

"What have you been doing?"

Shen Dong interrupted Lei Cheng's triumphant show off, and poured cold water on it at the right time: "Shouldn't you partner with a Taoist priest to cheat money?"

"Look at what you said, I'm just so promising?"

"This little promise is enough to praise you. If you don't cheat, you can get such a good job with your little tricks and no magic power?" Shen Dong glanced doubtfully, not because he didn't believe it, but because of Zhan Kong The masters are so miserable that they can only eat steamed buns, and Daoist Pohuo is also fussy about money. The training class said that it is hard to find a job in the cultivation world, is it not a joke?

"Hey, you don't know something about this." Lei Cheng shook his head and was about to say something, but was cut off again.

"A good time for him to die." July [-]th.

It is correct to say so, but it sounds weird, Lei Cheng is very embarrassed, and Shen Dong looks at Du Heng strangely.

Du Heng used to often watch Lei Cheng talk to Shen Dong, but for some reason, today he felt that Lei Cheng was a bit of an eyesore.

This is a very novel experience. A cultivator’s heart is like still water and an ancient well without waves. Either he is like Du Heng with an indifferent expression all the time, or he is like Master Zhankong who can be angry when he should be angry, scold him whenever he wants, and never hold back his bad heart One's own cultivation realm, as the saying goes, obsession, if you can't forget a small thing all day long, it's hard to think about it.

So no matter how strong their strength is or how high their cultivation base is, they don't seem to have any pretensions, and they don't care about external things, that's the reason.Masters in the realm of comprehension represented by Du Heng will never let go of murderous coercion without incident, nor will they put on a bad posture that they are willing to talk to anyone as a charity, and they will never wish to write the word "noble" on their faces ——So when it comes to opening a supermarket, only the Eastern cultivation world can do it. It’s just a joke to ask the leader of the secret party of the devil party to be the general manager and the front desk supervisor instead of the Western blood clan with strict hierarchy and absolute obedience.

At this moment, Du Heng was in a state of uncertainty, but his expression remained unchanged:

"...I just stumbled and fell down the building, because I don't know who the murderer is, or you saw the appearance of the Yasha ghost and knew it was a monster, so you didn't have much resentment. You took the Soul Immobilization Pill on the day you died. It's not the earth. Binding spirits don't show any resentment, so of course it's the best choice for express delivery."

"What, express delivery?" Shen Dong stared at Lei Cheng.

"Haha, this is also a good job! Besides, there are not as many express mails in the world of comprehension..." Lei Cheng started to scratch his hair in embarrassment, "Basically, those ghosts who are bound in one place and cannot run around are patronizing. For business, when I am successful in cultivation and can touch physical objects, I can also deliver express mail from within the cultivation world.”

"Wait, this doesn't make sense!" Shen Dong asked in disbelief, "Could it be that in the dignified cultivation world, even a five-ghost transporting method can't handle it? I also have a teleportation array when I play games, this is too..."

"There is a method of transporting the five ghosts, but there is no guarantee that things will be passed on in the same way. It is said that someone once passed a box of pearls from Mount Tai to Kunlun Mountains, and it turned into pearl powder after arriving there. The gold ingots were crushed. , the clothes fell into pieces, and the food rotted directly... Only non-extraordinary objects can withstand the shock of mana and remain intact."

After listening to Du Heng's explanation, Shen Dong still couldn't understand: "Don't you guys have a lot of space in your sleeves, and it's very troublesome to travel by yourself?"

"The price of the Beidou Shenzhou Express is enough to pay for one express delivery."

"..."

Forget that the world of comprehension is full of dead house and road idiots.

"It must be a ghost. You won't be discovered whether you take a plane or a train. These ghosts who can wander around, especially those who have died in the past ten years, know the mortal world very well, and the cultivation world needs to produce one who has passed all the tests. People are hard."

Not getting lost is the key!

And in the cultivation world, it's too embarrassing for you to use the transportation network of mortals to run express delivery.

"Haha, so in the future, I can go wherever I want to travel, and I can fly wherever I want. It doesn't matter if the plane doesn't land there. I can jump off the plane halfway..."

Shen Dong picked up the pomegranate and threw it in Lei Cheng's direction.

"Hey, don't scare ghosts with this thing, it's too rude!"

Lei Cheng endured his natural fear and pulled Xiao Tiangou away, then pointed to the table:

"I'm here for business today, sign for it quickly."

Only then did Shen Dong see a small paper box on the table. He was not a hardworking person, and the house was broken, so he didn't care about the mess of paper bags and garbage.

Now he picks up the box suspiciously and has a look. There are only two words "Du Heng" on it.

When I turned it over, I found that the box was still light, and there were no openings or gaps at all.

"Don't underestimate this packaging, normal people can't see it." Lei Cheng had a smug expression on his face, and casually said, "You know, express delivery is highly competitive, with lower prices, faster speeds, and packaging that does not damage the goods." The most important thing is to choose Panda Express, which is absolutely right.”

"Is your boss a giant panda?"

Why are you laughing, the national treasure is left over from the ancient times, so it is normal for it to become a spirit.

Shen Dong thought calmly, he didn't think it was a big deal, but——

"No, our boss is black and white, he has a big background!"

"..."

Then Lei Cheng's face was hit by the courier box, and he yelled angrily: "Shen, why are you crazy, Li Gui Plastic Surgery Hospital has a very high price!"

"I just decided that whoever dares to destroy my world view, I must destroy him!"

"I'm wronged, it's obvious that you are ignorant!" Lei Cheng jumped and hid behind the sofa.

Watching this scene, Du Heng's eyes suddenly narrowed dangerously.

Suddenly Shen Dong also stopped his hands for a moment, and looked back at the window: "It's windy?" Why is it suddenly cold?

Lei Cheng shuddered, and fell through the floor to the downstairs.

After a long while, he crawled back tremblingly, but nothing happened in the room. Shen Dong was blown so comfortably by the gust of wind, he wished he could find a sandbag to vent his anger and kicked his feet and punched him—accidentally dropped the weapon. Murderous, that is the effect.

Du Heng was unpacking the package, as if the person who was unsteady just now was not him at all.

"Hey, how do I sign for the courier in the realm of comprehension?"

"There is a spell on it, and only the recipient can open it. We just take the box back." Lei Cheng was very honest, looked left and right, and stopped laughing.

"You made this box so extravagant that you have to recycle it for a long time." Shen Dong was very contemptuous. He stretched his neck to see what the courier Du Heng received. He said that Du Heng was rich and bought at Shanhai. Is there something missing? I believe that the cultivation world does not have the habit of giving birthday gifts to people. A retreat lasts for more than ten years. Who would come out halfway to eat longevity noodles and have a birthday party and then continue to retreat?

It is really uncertain what Du Heng will receive.

Lei Cheng looked at Shen Dong, then carefully glanced at Du Heng, and suddenly asked in a low voice:

"I said Dongzi, have you figured out what you are?"

"Well... a stone, that's right, it's a stone!"

Shen Dong refused to tell the truth, but he felt that Lei Cheng might know sooner or later that he had been messing around in the cultivation world, so he gave an ambiguous statement.

"Wow, you kid has such a big background?"

"what?"

"I know the four great classics. Two of the protagonists are stones. What a lofty literary status and historical value... Hey, don't bully ghosts with power!"

Over there, Du Heng had already opened the package, and suddenly a dark object popped out of it.

"What is this stuff?"

The entire living room could barely fit, and a part of the edge was bent with a sense of flexibility.The whole body is dark blue. When Shen Dong steps on it, the texture is quite firm, and it can be curled up even with a little effort. There are oval translucent lines on it, which are very beautiful.

"Who gave you the carpet?" It's so unique, is this still popular in the cultivation world?

Several pieces of flattened bamboo fell to the ground with a clatter.

Shen Dong grabbed it curiously and looked at it.

"Du Heng, when you read this letter, it means that I have..."

Fuck, is this a suicide note that often appears in TV dramas and novels?

There is a leather rope connecting the bamboo pieces, the writing is from top to bottom, and the writing is in traditional Chinese characters, but it is correct, Shen Dong picked up the second piece and continued to read: "... I lost my way!"

Shen Dong was stunned for three seconds, then!

Wow, how stupid it is to speculate on the common sense in the cultivation world with dog-blood soap operas!

"Hey, it sounds like a distress book, don't throw it around!" Lei Cheng quickly hugged the empty box in his arms.

Du Heng bent down to pick up the bamboo slips for help, and continued to read calmly.

"My apple must be useless. I must be in a place that is not covered by the Beidou Shenzhou Express. Please follow the clues before I lost it and use the spell I cast on this smallest scale to find it. Fellow Daoist, I am waiting impatiently." It's on! Yu Kun's words."