Retire from the human world

"Who are you?"

Du Heng's demeanor was very strange. When he saw Yu Kun, he said the first two words subconsciously at the first glance, and then his eyes flashed, and his expression instantly changed into an anxious and dissatisfied who didn't know what happened, and even when he said the last word Even the voice changed.

Yu Kun, who had turned back into a human form, looked at Du Heng dumbfounded.

Although it is said that he is not a human being, he can't understand the nuances of human appearance, and he is always a bit face-blind, but it is Kunpeng!Chinese gods don’t recognize people by their faces, but by looking for their spirits or souls. Basically, they can be distinguished by labeling according to the direction of aura, but they are from the same family... and this method is used when encountering objects higher than their own. There is no way.It is difficult for the ancient gods and beasts to transform into form (too big), and it is difficult to practice (cannot follow the route of popular exercises), and they may not be strong enough (not a race that loves to kill), but they have lived for so many years and did not fall asleep. Yu Kun did not recognize the wrong person at all. possible.

The one in front of him is definitely Du Heng!

Wait, it seems that the breath is a bit wrong, why is there such a strong evil spirit?

Yu Kun looked at the scales under his feet, and then stretched his head to look at the dark neighborhood outside. Residents thought they had encountered a major power outage, and they were leaving their homes to discuss, and some were calling for power repairs.

"It's just a courier...you don't need to be murderous!"

Yu Kun felt that he had been unlucky recently. He had just escaped from Xing Tian's involuntary pursuit, and in a blink of an eye he met Du Heng who was obviously abnormal. This made him lose the good mood he had just seen the reflection of the glass.

"Yu Kun?"

Is this Yu Kun in front of me?The fat manager of Shanhai.com, the fat man with half of his hair gone and a double chin?

Totally wrong!

"Where did you go to shrink?" It also shrunk by at least 70.00%!

Yu Kun also finally found out what was wrong - Du Heng's character, when he saw the scene in front of him, he would look at it a few more times in surprise at most, and he would not make a sound of sarcasm, let alone such a joking tone, even the voice was wrong ah!

"Wait, who are you?" Yu Kun stared at the blood-red mark between Du Heng's eyebrows that looked like a character and a rune.

"Of course I am..." Du Heng's expression froze, and the unpredictable changes in the blink of an eye. Yu Kun was in a cold sweat, desperately looking for a landline phone in the house, but it was a pity that Shen Dong couldn't afford that much, and the landline phone provided by the landlord stopped working. It has been used for several months, and when I pick up the microphone, there is no sound in it.

This broken house!Even if you want to call the Shennonggu emergency hotline at a critical moment, it will not work.

——Hey, are you a registered permanent residence in the cultivation world?Why call, cast spells!

Du Heng put his hand on his forehead, and the previous turbulent air flow gradually calmed down. Finally, he let go of his hand, and his expression returned to calm, but there was still that red mark between his eyebrows.

He looked up, as if he just saw Yu Kun wandering in the living room.

The spiritual sense is correct, it is indeed Yu Kun, but what about his fat body?

"How did you become like this?"

"I should ask you this question, right?" Yu Kun stared at Du Heng vigilantly, and made sure that the other party did not suddenly attack, and there was no sign of cutting someone after copying the guy. Then he sat on his scales and spread his hands listlessly: " All the feathers are gone, and the spiritual energy I accumulated has become solid, and now half of it is collapsed, of course the transformation form will also shrink."

"Is it okay to lose so much aura?"

"What can it be? Anyway, I am worse than you. There is no possibility of the catastrophe finding me. Saving is saving..." Yu Kunpi twitched the corners of his mouth with a smile, usually his face was full of flesh , suddenly had a pointed chin, and always felt that he went for an advanced plastic surgery of bone cutting and liposuction.

"Excessive aura will stimulate ghosts and demons, you don't care?"

Du Heng walked back to the room and looked at the completely scrapped and disappeared bed, chair, and other furniture in the bedroom. He was silent for a while, and only touched the center of his eyebrows with his hand.

"Don't worry, there is a Pacific Ocean away from where we live, and any monsters and ghosts have nothing to do with the cultivation world. If you lure those bastards from the Netherworld to that place, it will save us worry." Hey, the United States will cry, right? In the next 100 years, it is estimated that demons will dance around there, vampires and werewolves will appear frequently, and American heroes will die of exhaustion due to overtime.

After Yu Kun finished speaking irresponsibly, he grabbed the remote control and prepared to fiddle with the 46-inch LCD TV hanging on the wall. He was very busy these days, and he missed many episodes of the TV series.

When the button didn't respond, Yu Kun realized that because of the change in Beiman Mountain, all TV programs in the cultivation world had been cut off from the spiritual power signal, and he beat his chest and feet - because he was the one who gave the order to cut off the signal.

"Where's your little ten?"

"right here."

"I know this is where he lives, tsk tsk, it's really broken... huh?" Yu Kun raised his head suddenly.

This house is only so big, whether there is a second person can be seen at a glance without using spiritual sense, but Du Heng said that Shen Dong is here, could it be possible to swallow people?

Jianxiu's sword is between the eyebrows!

Yu Kun suddenly realized that he opened his mouth wide, jumped up and rushed into the bedroom:

"Hey, who was the first person to talk to me just now?"

"It's probably Shen Dong's consciousness...I'm not used to this feeling yet."

Du Heng stood there looking at the room that was simpler than the ruins. Except for the sporadic fragments, it was all dust, and a thick layer was spread on the ground, and the mottled and old wallpaper disappeared. With Du Heng's precise eyesight, it is estimated that the walls were all destroyed. Pingping cut off a centimeter.There are three or four large holes in the sky guard, and the moonlight outside can be seen, and the windows are gone. The old wooden window frames and broken glass lie in the flower bed on the first floor.

"What did you just do?!" Yu Kun was also dumbfounded.

Although the fights between immortals will cause severe environmental damage. It is said that this is how the prehistoric people were broken up, and even the sky was collapsed (what is the ceiling of the house), but the later practitioners did not have that kind of power. It is absolutely no problem to build an artificial lake. The most important thing is that there are only so many geomantic omens in Shenzhou.This is not the prehistoric era of eating one bowl and pouring another bowl, and fighting all day when there is nothing to do. Resources should be used sparingly!

No matter how angry the monster is, it will not be easy to tear down its own house. It is hard to make money these days, and it is hard to find magic weapons and spirit stones!

"I'm not in a good mood for a while, my energy goes off..." Du Heng paused for a moment, then suddenly thought of the uncontrollable surge of mana, which stimulated Shen Dong's evil spirit, and finally caused him to instinctively suppress this force forcefully, inexplicably He took the sword back, as if he heard a noise from the living room not far away. The shout carried mana and was not weak in itself, which immediately interfered with his performance.

So he turned his head and looked coldly at the culprit.

"Ah? Haha, I didn't know that you were doing such an important thing! You didn't even set up a barrier, so you can't blame me for breaking in..." Yu Kun argued in his heart, how could this sound? something wrong?

Hurry up and say haha ​​again, and change the subject.

"How are you doing now, are you okay?"

I have never seen a word appear in the middle of Jianxiu's forehead, and why is it Fang?Although Du Heng's sword is called Ten Fang Ju Mi, it is a name given by the people in the realm of comprehension and the underworld, because no sword cultivator will name his sword.The sword is their way. In layman's terms, it is their belief and ideal. They will stick to this belief all their lives. Otherwise, they will become immortals, or they will be wiped out. Who have you seen named their ideals?

Of course, this habit is very bad, and everyone in the cultivation world despises it, because it is not conducive to addressing people.

So in the process of public gossip, by the way, each sword cultivator's sword is given a name, just like the nicknames in martial arts novels, there are only wrong names in the world, and there is absolutely no wrong nickname, the public's eyes It is tricky and harsh to the point.In novels, there are often nicknames that the devil doesn’t like. You can’t call them directly in front of them. Whoever calls the devil will kill him. So when people mention it behind their backs, they still say that nickname.The same reason can be proved, no matter what Jianxiu himself wants, anyway, his family's sword is called this name, and it is recognized by all the comprehension world!

More than 100 years ago, no one in the cultivation world knew who Du Heng was.

In this battle, Shen Dong got the name "Destroy All Ten Directions", of course because of the sturdy attack and actual combat effect of this sword, but unfortunately, it broke the record in the cultivation world and became the number one sword in the cultivation world. A weapon whose whereabouts are unknown.

But in the final analysis, the destruction of ten directions is still a sword, and it is absolutely impossible to have a nickname on him, oh no, he got a tattoo here at Du Heng.

"It's true that something is wrong, but..." Du Heng couldn't tell what was wrong.

The body of the sword can be seen from inside, but it is not floating there safely. The body of the sword is covered with thunder light and fierce blood evil spirit.As soon as he moved a little, his eyes turned black and the world spun for a while, and he managed to suppress that breath again.

"I think you who haven't recovered the sword are more pleasing to the eye." Yu Kun had a headache.

He went to the living room and rolled the scales casually, and the thing became smaller and smaller, then he miraculously slapped it on the arm, and it disappeared immediately.

Just clapping his hands in satisfaction, he suddenly saw Du Heng coming out without saying a word, opening the door and going downstairs.

"Hey, where are you going?"

Although Du Heng tried his best to suppress it, Yu Kun still felt a faint chill. Taking the advertisement as an example, it was a heart-to-heart sharing. The murderous aura was more effective than the air conditioner, and it lasted longer.If such a bad "humanoid weapon" (really a person, plus a weapon) is released, the consequences will be worrisome.

Yu Kun ran out nervously:

"Are you going to Beiman Mountain?" It's not bad to go to kill the Quartet in a depressed mood.

Du Heng pulled out a shirt from nowhere and put it on, without raising his eyebrows:

"Go to Shen Dong's landlord."

"What?"

"Do you think there is any other way to do this than to buy the house?" The bedroom was completely ruined, and the roof was worn out, so it had to be completely rebuilt. Then again, since it needs to be rebuilt, it's better to buy the house.

Shen Dong is unconscious at the moment, and he can't hear the voices outside, otherwise he would think contemptuously, rich people...

Now he is worse than Du Heng. He obviously stays in a very familiar place and wants to sleep, but he can't sleep.If so, turn around!

Wait, it's like being pressed down by a huge boulder, unable to move at all.Still numb all over, painful and itchy, he wished he could get up and run downstairs ten laps.But why can't he feel his hands and feet?

Shen Dong thought angrily, Du Heng must be lying to him.There is no good skill in this world that can reach ascension through casual practice, and as expected, pies that are too big are fake.Maybe he was just having a dream. By the way, he just dreamed that Manager Yu had successfully lost weight and turned into Slender Yu. Even the shape of his face had changed. He didn't notice it at all. Yu Kun even asked who he was with wide-eyed eyes.

It's so funny, I should ask Yu Kun, what kind of liposuction is so effective?

but--

who is he?Of course he is Shen Dong.

Who is Shen Dong?It seems to be a sword. A sword may be called Yitian or Qinghong, but it is absolutely impossible to be called Shen Dong.

These 23 years of life, is it fake?Or to be replaced by something?

It's too bad, Shen Dong doesn't look forward to the memory of being a sword at all, except for the last strike of being struck by lightning, maybe there is also how it was forged, refined into steel, the sword forging process of a sword repairer must be more exaggerated than this!

How many times it is stuffed into the hearth, how many times it is smashed, it is torture - shuddering!

However, who are you followed by a sentence is often followed by what are you going to do?Why do you...exist?

Du Heng stopped in his tracks suddenly, and the long sword in the sea of ​​consciousness entwined with thunder light and evil blood gradually lost all its brilliance, and its color was as dim as an ancient bronze sword, without a sound.

Du Heng stood by the side of the road without moving for a full 10 minutes.

The more Yu Kun looked at it, the more wrong it became. With a flick of his index finger, he took a mobile phone from the pocket of a passerby next to him, and secretly pressed the keypad.

"Hello, this is the emergency hotline of Shennonggu, because you are using a mortal terminal system, please wait for the automatic answering prompt... Press 1 if you are insane, and press 2 if you don't remember who you are. If you are sick, please press 3."

Yu Kun grabbed the number 3 and poked it violently.

"...Hey, Fellow Daoist, what's wrong with you, or is your whole body uncomfortable? Find a cliff to bump into, and after you wake up unconscious, call again if you're still sick!"

"Get out! I'm Yu Kun!"

"Huh?" There was a burst of wailing from over there, "Didn't Master Baishu say you're dead? Medicine and medicine can't kill you, we can't help it!"

Yu Kun was so angry that he yelled into his mobile phone: "What a mess, I have some intractable diseases, come here quickly!" As a result, when he yelled, the passers-by on the sidewalk turned their heads to look, and the one in front was carrying a bag. After seeing the mobile phone in Yu Kun's hand, the fashionable girl subconsciously touched it in her pocket! !

"Catch the thief! He stole my phone!"

"..."

Yu Kun saw that the situation was not good.He turned around and ran, and hurriedly said while running:

"Stop talking nonsense, come quickly."

Yu Kun wasn't aggressive like this, and immediately there were several brave men on the road chasing the pickpocket for the beauty.The old master on the other end of the phone was still rambling: "Okay, what is the name of the patient, and where is he from?"

"Du Heng! It's Du Heng!"

"Yeah? What's wrong with him?"

"I don't know! After the sword cultivator took back the sword, his whole body was wrong. Is this considered a disease?"