Retire from the human world

Now every time Shen Dong walks back to the dilapidated rented house, there will be a sense of alienation that the outside world changes and there is no change here.In fact, for most people, the day is a monotonous repetition, which is not interesting.In fact, strange things often happen in the world, but they are generally like a bus loaded with ghosts and ghosts, they are mixed in the pile of cars and it is difficult to find them.

There are many households' tattered belongings piled up in the corridor, and the handrails are all covered with dirty ash.

Shen Dong was very used to leaning aside and waiting for Du Heng to open the door, without a key.

At this time, the family living next door opened the door, and said through the anti-theft door: "Who is that, your landlord came to look for you, did you change the lock, and the door couldn't be opened, so she called the police."

"Ah?" Shen Dong grabbed the little civet cat that had slipped off the shoulders of Sleeping Taisi. This action seemed to others that his shoulders were a bit inflexible.He looked down at the door lock, it was still the same one before, wondering if it was Du Heng who did something wrong?

This is unreasonable, there is no valuables in this room at all, except for the LCD TV.

"I think it's the quality of the door lock, or the key has been knocked on a corner." Shen Dong could only bite the bullet and make an excuse, but there was no way, the keys in Du Heng's hand had all been unscrewed to open the anti-theft door. , He wanted to pretend that the keyhole was blocked by chewing gum, but it was too late.

What's more, when he hears the police now, he has a reflexive headache.

Although the family next door felt that the two men living here were mysterious and a bit sneaky, and they didn't know what they were doing, but when the police came to investigate, they were still very serious and didn't add any details.It's just that the young man may not be right, he was caught by the police, and the other one doesn't look like a bad guy.

"It's nothing. I don't know where something exploded a few days ago. The power was cut off in a community. It took three days to repair it, and the window glass was broken a lot. Your landlord came to see in a hurry, but you were nowhere to be seen. If you don't come back, she will call someone to pick the lock tomorrow."

Shen Dong could only thank his neighbors, and he couldn't help wiping off his cold sweat after closing the door.

Sure enough, the ideal of becoming a master in the cultivation world overnight is unrealistic.

Suspected explosions, shattered glass, and power outages in the community—what the hell did he do that night? Fortunately, he and Du Heng were out of the catastrophe, otherwise... shuddered.

Shen Dong turned his head nervously, wanting to see the damage of the house, but!

"I went to the wrong door!"

The red window lattices are full of eyes, and there is a row of crane-patterned doors that can be pushed open one by one. I don’t know what the wall decoration is, the color is slightly blue, and there is no furniture in the house. If it weren’t for the 46-inch LCD TV, This is not going to the wrong door, but wearing it off.

Shen Dong accidentally threw away the pomegranate, rubbed his eyes and grabbed Du Heng's collar, gritted his teeth and asked, "What happened to the house?"

"...it's very good."

Du Heng patted the wall indifferently, and pulled out a table from the wall like a drawer. The most outrageous thing is that this simple square table also has a wooden vase with two or three bunches of beautiful and small red fruits in it. .Du Heng threw the key on the table without any hassle, "I just called someone to decorate it while I was going out."

"Is this called simple decoration?" Shen Dong almost vomited blood.

The big deal is that the LCD TV is stuffed into some kind of storage magic weapon and hidden. If the house is reorganized like this, can the landlord still come to the door?He didn't want to visit Captain Zhou anymore, the police station didn't give tea but only bottled water, which was still cold!

"Since you are used to living here, just buy the house."

"It's easy to say, you—" Shen Dong's voice stopped abruptly. Wait, Du Heng is indeed rich enough to buy a house, but the problem is, "Is your eye seeing this house? It's hot and stuffy in the sun. , still young!"

The decoration of the house in the comprehension world didn't change the layout of the [-] square meters, but reinstalled the doors and windows, and the damn wall, which was so high-end that it could be stuffed into a folding wooden table.

Shen Dong tried to touch the vase, but it didn't move.

"It was carved and refined together with the table, and I can't take it off." Du Heng pulled out the round stool from the wall next to the table. Get up, jump on a stool and sink your head into a deep sleep.

It can be considered that the decoration is finished, and there is no need to be driven out to sleep on the street.

Shen Dong was dizzy and went to the kitchen to look for a water glass.

After standing there looking at the empty room for a long while, Shen Dong hesitantly knocked on the wall which turned out to be a pool. What came out was a cupboard. Inside were a stack of beautifully colored blue and white porcelain bowls with blue mouths, and ice-bodied thin jade-colored bowls. In the bottle, a piece of yellow talisman paper fluttered down: "Gift for decoration."

Shen Dong crumpled the paper ball and threw it on the ground, but a bulging wooden toad jumped out, opened its mouth wide to catch the waste paper, squatted down on the ground and disappeared again.

Could this trash can be connected to the Netherworld?

"You are tired, go and rest."

"I dare not sleep in this kind of place." Shen Dong grimaced.

What if the bed retracts back into the floor in the middle of sleep?

"The overall structure of the house is made of wood from the Shandi House, and the decorative pattern is the Nine Palaces and Luohe Picture mixed with Xingtian sand. Even if it is a monster, it will not be able to enter for a while." Du Heng looked at the house with satisfied eyes.

"I don't care if it's poor or rich. What I'm thinking of is the landlord... You said that to buy a house, it will take more than a month to transfer the title certificate. He has the right to ask for the original furniture to be removed. How can you see people when you are like this? ?" Shen Dong murmured like sleepwalking.

"You always think too much. Things in this world are not that complicated."

Shen Dong didn't bother to argue, it was nothing more than a cover-up.

He walked past Du Heng and was mentally prepared. No matter what the bed looked like, he would fall down and sleep. No one wanted him to get up and go to Shanhai.com to work overtime.

Even so, he was dumbfounded when he opened the bedroom door.

Although I don't care about any "beds", but... stones still can't be used to make up the number!

And this large bluestone that is square and extremely flat, why does it look so familiar? There is a gap next to the bluestone, and the lines on it are also damn familiar?This is from the Xingzi Cave in Zhongnan Mountain, so it can barely be regarded as the inheritance of Master Du Heng?

After all, this is really the bed that Shen Dong has slept in for N years...

Well, he was the one who slept, Du Heng didn't need it, and all cultivators meditate cross-legged.

By the time Shen Dong reacted, he was already lying on the bluestone to feel the texture. In the past, Du Heng put it beside him, and he had no right to choose which position. Although the bluestone is big enough, there are always some uneven spots ...Well, it feels quite comfortable to the touch now.

He turned over and lay down, it was so hard.

"Hey, no quilt?"

"Get it yourself in the locker."

Shen Dong had no choice but to get up and knock on the four walls to find the cabinets.

The lines on the wall dazzled his eyes, and the position was wrong. What he pulled out was not a wardrobe. Shen Dong strongly suspected that this kind of house structure was mass-produced, and he didn't order it on demand at all, because he actually pulled out a wardrobe. An alchemy stove with a height of half a person, and a Boshan stove for incense, a desk, a stack of pens, ink, paper, inkstone, knives, and bamboo slips, countless small square medicine cabinets...with a wall less than one square meter, five pieces of furniture can be pulled out , of course because of the space, they cannot exist at the same time.

Du Heng stood at the door and watched Shen Dong dragging along the wall.

When his eyes fell on the square bluestone, he was deeply condensed, as if distracted.

When Shen Dong finally found the closet, the corners of his mouth were cramped. These clothes are good to wear to the costume drama scene, and the bedding is a good thing, soft and warm, but the pillows are not so hard, they seem to be made of jade. Don't even think about late neck.So he simply ignored it, picked up the quilt and threw it on the stone.

——No matter how hard it is, it is more comfortable than the floor.

Besides, this bluestone is really big, the length and width can sleep two people without any problem.

Shen Dong didn't need to look at it to know that the only layout change after the decoration was to open the wall between the two adjacent bedrooms, it was a load-bearing wall!Forget it, it's a decoration company in the cultivation world anyway, no matter how scumbag it is, it won't bring down the building.

For tomorrow's affairs, let's wait until we wake up to worry about it.

Shen Dong didn't make a sound, closed his eyes and prepared to go to sleep, he didn't have any sense of rejection of Du Heng's existence at all, he had been used to it for so many years, wouldn't it be normal to continue to get used to it?Especially since he was still on such a familiar "bed", so even though he felt the quilt was flattened, he didn't jump up in a fuss, instead he squinted his eyes lazily: "Aren't you going to sleep?"

He didn't hear any reply, Shen Dong also thought it was a silly question.

Searching for memories, I couldn't remember when Du Heng was sleeping, so I went to cultivate immortality because I couldn't think about it. There are only so many good times in my life, all of which are spent in retreat, unable to sleep or eat. If I lie down and don't move, I will either die or be seriously injured.

The advantage of this house is that you can't hear any noise, it's as quiet as in the middle of the night.Shen Dong's eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, Ben originally wanted to move a gap for Du Heng for the sake of ownership of the "bed", but he didn't bother to move, so he simply wrapped himself in the quilt and slept.

What?What happened in the bath?

This kind of embarrassing matter, Shen Dong wished to clear his memory and throw it away. Besides, after watching a live version of an intense action movie, impulse is unavoidable. If you just help relieve it, even if you have a special relationship, then there are too many buddies with special relationships in the world. up.I didn't see how others were doing, so it seemed cautious to care about this.

The most important thing is that the Du Heng that Shen Dong knew - he had always been a paranoid patient in the late stage of immortality, and even at that time, the first thing he said was to let him hold his breath and adjust his internal breath, just like Lei Cheng Guys with obscene thoughts and serious tendencies are completely two concepts, and Shen Dong can't help but think about it.As for why he YYed Du Heng at that time, it can only be said that the type of live action movie was not right, and the person next to him happened to be Du Heng...

Shen Dong fell asleep without stress.

Du Heng sat not far away from him and didn't move, but his eyes seemed to be looking through Shen Dong, thinking about something.

——Even after hundreds of years of vicissitudes, from the caves of Zhongnan Mountain to the corners of the noisy city, except for this piece of bluestone that he stuffed and took away at that time, it seems that nothing can return to the original deep mountains and dense forests.

Those little monsters who love to play tricks on mortals are all gone.

The perverse old man with the white beard soared up.

Even the walnut in the next mountain has changed from a fluffy little green fox into a disgusting monster with a bad mouth, but if it wasn't for the walnut eating a bad stomach and lying at home unable to move, it would have died in the rain of arrows Down.

The way of heaven is impermanent, and there are always some variables that you will never guess.

Du Heng suddenly stretched out his hand to press Shen Dong's eyebrows, but the latter frowned without even waking up. The light white spiritual energy poured in along his fingers, but a faint blue light gushed out, which belonged to the sword. Limang.

In order to make more preparations and temporarily avoid the catastrophe, I specially forged the scabbard from Mengji bone. When the sword was slowly put in, the upper part of the scabbard shone with a blue light, which was extremely dazzling.It was extremely reluctant, helpless, and trying to struggle.

What did you do at that time.

Du Heng thought deeply, as if concentrating his mana, he finished drawing the talisman on the scabbard in one go, finally the blue light disappeared, and the sword lost all its aura, and was held in the hand darkly, just like ordinary iron.

Even after fighting in Beimang Mountain for more than ten years, he didn't feel any breath.

Until the moment when the thunder clouds gathered, after the scabbard was destroyed, it was not despair, but pleasure—he was also like this sword, the more he suppressed, the more violent the explosion would be, if the scabbard was not stained with blood, the sword would pass as fast as it passed. Without death, how can he feel happy and comfortable?There is no madness, only a calm, decisive, most direct and accurate sword, which dominates the killing.

Du Heng slowly withdrew his hand, he looked at Shen Dong, his expression became more and more cold and calm, but his eyes were completely different.

——People in the cultivation world think that it is normal for sword cultivators to be powerful. All sword cultivators are like this. Everyone in the cultivation world can see what Du Heng looks like, and they are all very curious about the missing sword.People in the realm of comprehension have a habit of relying on their magic weapons. Even gods, without magic weapons, they may not even dare to fight.If the powerful magic weapon is in the hands of the apprentice, the gods will turn around and run away.

Ten directions are destroyed, thousands of monsters have been slaughtered at the foot of Beiman Mountain... But the sword is just a sword, a weapon, and the person who really caused the ten directions to be destroyed is actually the person holding the sword.