Retire from the human world

"Tsk tsk!"

The mountain-opening ax circled Shen Dong three times, and couldn't help pulling the big black lacquer and velvet cloth with his hands.Shen Dong glared at him fiercely, then pulled the cloth back, just kidding, only this thick cloth can cover it, although it doesn't matter if a man is gone, but the crowd in the cultivation world loves to watch and gossip!

"It's amazing, this is made of the feathers of the sparrows. Xiao Shi, do you know how much this cloth costs per foot?"

"Who is Xiao Shi, don't shout!" Also, the measurement units in the cultivation world have not kept pace with the times. After thinking for a long time, Shen Dong finally realized that three feet is about one meter. He can't be blamed for this, as it is hardly used now. class argument.As for the memories from the past... Whose sword needs to know the unit of measurement?

"Isn't it you? Look at the name Dorafeng!" A certain ax touched his chin, smiled strangely, and bent his muscular arm as if showing off, and said triumphantly, "I knew it, you guys The swords are all this kind of skinny and small body, even the most powerful swords are the same."

"..."

Shen Dong really wanted to kick this guy away.

But with Kaishan's size, it is estimated that this can only be thought about.

But "Death in all directions"... It's not like the name Du Heng would choose. With Du Heng's temper, he would definitely choose a name that is ordinary or very subtle.

Maybe it's a nickname.

Such an arrogant nickname can be distorted and called Xiao Shi by people in the cultivation world, it is enough!

"Shouting like there are nine brothers and sisters in front of me, why is ten younger?"

"That's not called Xiao Ten, what could it be called, Xiao Fang?"

Shen Dong rolled his eyes: "I haven't seen anyone calling you Xiaokai or Xiaoshan."

"Hahaha." Kai Shanxue fully understood this smile, he knew what Xiao Kai meant, and by the way, he dug out a smile that Shen Dong hadn't thought of, "Xiaoshan... Tang Xiaoshan, that's the name of Fairy Baihua, Can I use this? Haha!"

"Huh?" Shen Dong was stunned. Brother Axe is so powerful that he even knows the names of fairies?

"Brother, haven't you seen Flowers in the Mirror!"

"Bah, I think you really know!"

Brother Ax spread his hands, and said in a strange voice: "Brother, you are so foolish, let alone whether there is such a person as Baihua Fairy in the sky, even if there is, she is not our spirit, and everyone knows her name. You see He Xiangu, everyone knows that her surname is He. She is a fairy. Jingwei is the youngest daughter of Emperor Yan. I heard that unmarried girls in ancient times were called Nvwa. Brothers, learn a little bit, not everyone can know the name of a girl !"

Get the hell out, you treat everyone as you, who is going to inquire about this?

Shen Dong carelessly put the thick cloth on his shoulders, pressed the hanging cloth with one arm, and kept it on his chest.This piece of cloth is very large and very long, and a large part of it has been dragged out.Shen Dong suspected that this was a carpet, because the cultivation world didn't seem to need curtains, so he just made some patterns on the windows to let in as much light as he wanted. In Master Du Heng's time, people still lived in caves, so where would there be windows?

From what Kaishan Ax meant, the material for this cloth should be very rare.

Well, I also know that in Du Heng's hands, he suddenly turned back into a human form, and was firmly stuffed into the cloth, but he didn't fall to the ground, and he could still stay in midair.It is estimated that this piece of cloth itself is a great magic weapon raw material.

Shen Dong was not interested in listening to those fellows in the cultivation world discuss countermeasures.

Mountain Axe's temper was obviously the same as his, and the blizzard stopped after they chatted for a while.It seems that Xing Tian, ​​who left with Jingwei just now, has returned to the Netherworld, and the sky is still overcast. If you look closely, you can find countless gray and black resentments rising from the ground. It is estimated that when these are all dispersed, the sky will clear up.

"Niao, Shanhaiyigou can't buy it. It is said that only the Mo family and Tianyanzong still have a few pairs. They are rare and good things. Let alone weaving such a large piece of cloth with feathers, even the refining equipment is famous. The Tianyan Sect only has a pair of gloves made of bird feathers." A certain ax squatted on the cloud, and pouted at the group of people over there.

"Did you see it? It's the hunchbacked old man looking at you with glowing eyes, the suzerain of Tianyan Sect!"

Shen Dong looked down at the black cloth in bewilderment, it was neither shiny nor hard, it was indeed thick and windproof, but this is not an advantage!

"The cloth woven from the bird's feathers is the best material for refining weapons. It is flexible and can carry all attributes of talismans and spirit stones. The most important thing is that it has the characteristics of preventing wind and wind. No one can find it in the cultivation world." There is no better material for clothes than this one!" Kaishan Ax was full of interest, took a peek at Du Heng, and said mysteriously, "Your master used to have a magic weapon called Ling Tianyi, which is made of this, how tough it is, Nine Heavens Tribulations didn't even break Ling Tianyi, even if it was broken, the Mo family's craftsmanship can't repair it well."

Shen Dong endured for a long time, and finally blurted out and asked:

"You are also the great elder of the Rizhao Sect. You sell medicines casually, and you are so rich. You don't wear good clothes, but you just wrap a piece of fur around your waist? Those who don't know think you are from a primitive tribe. Woolen cloth!"

"Hey, what do you know, have you heard of expensive and not expensive?"

"There is such a reason, but I have never heard that you have to wear clothes like this. Could it be that if you wear a pair of international famous brand underwear, you can walk on the street without a top or pants?" Shen Dong glanced sideways.

"Cough cough!"

The mountain-opening ax almost fell to the ground, stretched out his arms and pulled it for a long time, and managed to stabilize it. Shen Dong finally found out that this guy was sure. He was a big fool with an unstable center of gravity and poor balance ability!

"You're guarding the golden cave, you don't know how expensive things are!" Mountain Axe stopped shouting at his brother, and yelled with his eyes wide open, "You think our weapon spirits can use things casually? Clothes can't resist the evil spirits on us And murderous aura, what's the use of wearing it? This is skin on my body, understand? Only one hundred furnaces of solid soul pills are worth it!"

If Kaishan Ax said anything else, Shen Dong might not have a concept yet, but Soul Solidifying Pill!Hundreds of thousands!

"Then this one on me?"

The mountain-opening ax was immediately discouraged: "Three pieces of skin can be exchanged for one foot of feather cloth."

Shen Dong almost stared at the stars, he must have wrapped all of Du Heng's belongings on his body!

The discussion among the people in the comprehension world over there also came to an end. Zhan Yuan was taking out small cloth pockets to distribute to everyone, while Yu Kun followed behind and handed out small black and round beads, saying: "This is my scale. Refined kun beads can control water, this melting snow will inevitably cause floods, everyone will deal with it separately... As for the cloth bags, I will give your disciples to work, and the pure grievances collected can be sold to Shanhai.com ..."

"Go away, sell it to me directly, what kind of back-selling business!" shouted a man with a livid complexion, horns on his head, and a weapon with a nine-section golden whip.

Yu Kun said indifferently: "Okay, everyone, sell all your grievances to Cheng Ao, by the way, I said, Old Polong, you remember to return these wishful Buddha bags to Zhan Yuan, otherwise you will be cheated." bag of money."

"Amitabha, Yu Kun, how can you block someone's way of making money." Zhan Yuan smiled.

"You are fined every day, isn't that enough?"

"That money is not mine, half of it has to be given to the country. You demolish houses all day long and then destroy public facilities. Don't you need money to repair them? The country wants to ask you to do a trick to adjust the direction of the typhoon and you have to pay. All living beings are suffering. , I am also suffering!"

For a moment, including Yu Kun, all of them looked at Zhan Yuan with strange expressions.

Zhanyuan seems to be a little bit different.

"Heh, you guys guessed right. This time there is a breakthrough in my state of mind. The reincarnation of the tenth life will eventually end. In at most three years, I will be overwhelmed by the catastrophe!" Zhan Yuan sighed, it was bad enough to choose this time to ascend quickly .

"What do you Buddhist cultivators have to worry about? If it is said that the Heavenly Tribulation of sword cultivators is the most terrifying, your Heavenly Tribulation will be the easiest. As long as you practice Dzogchen in the tenth life, and your merits are passing, you will not be unable to ascend!" Daoist Baishu sighed, Probably thinking of himself, "Of course, no one has completed the Dzogchen in the tenth life for more than 400 years. No one in the cultivation world has been able to ascend for 400 years, and my master's generation has all died!"

Shen Dong finally remembered what he had overlooked.

Du Heng's master has ascended, but at least when Du Heng forged the sword, the old man with the white beard was still there.It takes 300 years for a sword cultivator to forge a sword with a fellow cultivator of spirit stones, which means that Du Heng and his master should have ascended within these 200 years, and the entire comprehension world doesn't know about it!This is amazing too!

What Jianxiu encountered was the Nine Heavens Tribulation, and he couldn't hide the momentum even if he wanted to.

Shen Dong looked at Du Heng, and found that he didn't say a word, and his expression was as flat as ever, without any clue.

Du Heng did not refute Master Baishu's words, it seems that he is unwilling to tell about his master, Shen Dong thinks there must be something famous in it!

Over there, Zhanyuan picked up the words of Master Baishu, and said with a wry smile: "But our Buddhist practice is also a little bad. If you want to continue to stay in the world, you can seal your strength and delay it for 200 years. You can slowly prepare to cross the catastrophe." Things... but I don’t have the ability to do that anymore. Everyone says that if you become a Buddha immediately, you will ascend as soon as you ascend, and there is no way to delay it for an hour. You said that the situation in the sky now, why did you go there?”

Everyone followed suit with long sighs.

For so many years, the goal of generations has been ascension. Suddenly one day, this ideal has gone wrong. If the news spreads, the cultivation world will definitely be in chaos.

"What Jingwei said may not be true." Du Heng said suddenly.

Yu Kun then slapped his forehead: "That's right, what if she colluded with Xing Tian?"

"It's impossible, she doesn't need to tell such a lie!" Daoist Bai Shu is a bit rigid, but usually he is more reasonable, at least much more reliable than Yu Kun, "This is not good for the Netherworld. Although Xing Tian is violent, he is not He doesn't care about the world of comprehension, and he doesn't want to stay in the human world, he just wants to take revenge in heaven."

Du Heng raised his eyes, and said in a voice: "Jingwei can't know everything in the sky."

Yu Kun was taken aback: "You mean... Jingwei doesn't want to tell lies, but she might be misled by other fairies."

Du Heng nodded lightly, and simply pointed out:

"Everyone may wish to think about it, if Yu Kun and I... no, all of you who were present today disappeared mysteriously, what would happen to the cultivation world, fighting for power?"

Everyone laughed.

Don't be kidding, then everyone will dig a hole and bury themselves if they don't die of fright immediately.After it was confirmed that it was safe, they would cautiously come out and get together cautiously to discuss what was going on.In the end, it is possible that the entire cultivation world will give up contact with the human world, and all retreat to their respective mountain gates to squat.

Struggle for power?There is no such thing in the world of comprehension. The elders of all sects and sects are determined by their cultivation ability. What disciples admire is also their strength, or they can forge magic weapons, deduce heavenly secrets, use talismans, etc. Skills, nothing else can be discussed superior.Their expectation is to become immortals, and they are not very interested in the change of dynasties in the world. According to the Taoist Master Pohu, call the wind and call the rain?There is a fee for that, so what are you doing for nothing?Even the ancient emperors couldn't give the cultivators what they wanted. Of course, the cultivators don't care much about the world.

Du Heng looked at their thoughtful looks, and added another sentence that made them enlightened: "Heaven, what power can you take?"

Even Shen Dong couldn't help but exclaim, that's right!

In fairy tales, the Heavenly Court governs the Three Realms, and everyone from gods to monsters, mortals, and ghosts must be restrained.At present, it seems that it is the Dao of Heaven that really has the final say in the whole world, whether it is a catastrophe or a disaster, it is under its control.The way of heaven sounds mysterious, but to put it bluntly, it is the simplest and most unbreakable order and rule between heaven and earth.Without the underworld, the souls of the dead will still be reincarnated. The heavens do not allow the gods to descend to the earth casually, maybe they cannot descend to the world.

Every ordinary person in modern times knows that wind and rain are weather changes and have nothing to do with gods.

The Heavenly Court is not outside the Earth, otherwise it would be of no use to cut off the Heavenly Ladder. A cultivator with a high level of cultivation can reach it by flying straight up.Like the Underworld and the Underworld, the Heavenly Court is an independent world that overlaps with the human world. If it can't interfere with everything in the human world, what power is there to say, and fight behind closed doors?

"Why does this matter get more and more mysterious?" Yu Kun murmured.

Zhan Yuan thought for a while, then patted Yu Kun on the shoulder:

"I suddenly felt that you have been staying in the world, and maybe you are right to stay!"

"How did you talk? But..." Yu Kun's eyes sparkled, full of excitement, "It seems to be the case!"

Everyone staggered one after another, too lazy to talk to Yu Kun.

Just treat this guy as a lazy fish with lazy blessings!

"It doesn't matter if he is killed or killed in the sky, I'll go home and see my son, I have to hatch him!"

"Pindao also wants to go back to see his junior brother." Master Bai Shu said sternly.

"And my alchemy furnace..." The elder of Rizhao Sect waved his hand, and floated eastward with the mountain axe.

Cheng Ao, suspected to be Jiaolong, yawned: "I have to go home and sleep."

"I saved so many episodes of TV series that I didn't have time to watch them, I'm so busy!" Yu Kun followed suit.

Everyone in the realm of comprehension disperses in a hurry. Don't worry, they won't get lost when they go home. Just find a random city, take out the membership card of Shanhai.com, and you are welcome to use the Beidou Shenzhou Express.

Only Shen Dong and Du Heng were left in place.

"Go home?" Shen Dong still remembered that he ate half of the instant noodles.

Du Heng's eyes fell on the feather cloth, he didn't speak, just looked at Shen Dong who was wrapped in a blanket like this.

Shen Dong coughed dryly, feeling a little uncomfortable: "I heard that this thing is extremely expensive, in terms of priceless value, I carry ten cities on my back, can you find a place for me to change clothes?