Retire from the human world

It doesn't matter what's going on, or what crisis looms—you still have to go to work.

This morning, Shen Dong didn't fully wake up until he walked into Shanhai Tesco. It wasn't that he didn't sleep enough, but he woke up in the middle of the night with pain in his muscles and bones. He suddenly realized that he had to pay the price for fighting with Xing Tian.

You bastard, weapons can't be hit casually!

Shen Dong became annoyed, and ignored Du Heng, wrapped his head in the quilt and continued to sleep, the bone pain was faint, not so painful that he cried out, but he couldn't sleep well, the next day Shen Dong brushed his teeth against the panda eyes Half of it almost fell into the sink.

"No, I still have to go to work..."

Shen Dong followed Du Heng out the door in a daze, and fell asleep in the car.

The employees of the whole supermarket, like the public in the cultivation world, were shocked to know that Shen Dong was the sword of Du Heng's family for the first time after the shopping festival, and they all looked up at the two of them.Shen Dong's expression was numb (sleepwalking), his eyes were fixed, and the distance of each step was the same, which immediately made everyone respectful. All directions must have this kind of momentum.Even Du Heng used his power to transfer Shen Dong to the pre-sales service department that everyone envied, and everyone had no objection—it is said that letting a notorious sword collect money, isn't this blatant "killing people"?

When I met Yu Kun on the road, the manager with a bald head and no eyebrows was holding his mobile phone to make a call. When he saw them coming, he nodded casually, without any intention of stopping.

The Mid-Autumn Festival has just passed. Although there are no customers in the supermarket, it is still very lively. Some are dragging forklifts to restock, and some are holding small notebooks and ballpoint pens along the shelves to record the out-of-stock status and shelf life of products.As long as the age and appearance of the employees are ignored, Shanhai.com is no different from a normal supermarket.

It's strange to say that as long as Shen Dong follows Du Heng, even if he is dozing off, he can follow him exactly, and every step he lands happens to be where Du Heng just walked. Unless Du Heng bumps into a pillar, Shen Dong will follow. Hit it, and other cornering obstacles are no problem at all.

People in the realm of comprehension have problems with their general common sense. Du Heng had already discovered that Shen Dong's state was not right, but thought that Shen Dong was just snoozing.After all, he has never used other spiritual weapons, and the swords of other sword cultivators will not turn into humans.

Shen Dong arrived at the new work place in such a daze, and fell asleep on the desk as soon as he lay down, and no one would take care of him, colleague?All employees of Shanhai.com go to work and practice, sleep is nothing.boss?Isn't the front desk supervisor Du Heng?

Shen Dong slept until noon, felt his stomach, very hungry.

The pre-sales department of Shanhai.com is similar to an ordinary small office. There are only two desks, and four computers of completely different types are placed on the desks. There are super old-fashioned ones with yellow screens, and ordinary 17-inch LCDs.A piece of paper was pasted against the wall, on which were densely written traditional characters' names, sects, phone numbers, and how to draw talismans.

The fat woman Qi Long was leaning on the opposite sofa and flipping through magazines. Next to her was a thin man with a pale face and blue eyes sitting in front of the computer chatting. Penguin's unique beeping sounded from time to time. When Shen Dong stretched his waist and sat up, the two headed Did not lift.

Shen Dong boredly grabbed a broken notebook next to him.

Uh!

You have to open the notebook with the back facing up, because the practice of the people in the cultivation world is still to write records vertically.

I don't know what kind of ink was used, the handwriting is black and gold is shining, it becomes more and more obvious as you go further, the handwriting on the first page is so faint that you can hardly see it, Shen Dong pondered for a while, and felt that this thing is probably volatile, etc. When the notebook is used up, the first page becomes blank and can be used again.

Panda International Express orders Guhun Dan Qilu.

Good guy, the unit of measurement is the furnace, and the special mark is not the quality of the pill, but the quality of the pill furnace.The size and quality of the pill furnace basically determines what kind of fire can be used, where the water can be used, the dosage ratio, and how many pills can be produced in one furnace.

There are all kinds of mess in the back, Baibao Pavilion ordered seven Lingshou trees, and Shennonggu ordered [-] catties of Bingbingshan grass.A lot of uncommon characters appeared one after another that Shen Dong had never seen in his life, let alone recognized. He could only break out in a cold sweat speechlessly, and hurriedly checked whether the phone had a recording function, otherwise he would not even understand what others said when customers came to place an order.

Sure enough, money is not easy to earn.

When halfway through the broken notebook, Shen Dong found a very interesting record.

"The Broken Bottle Sanren is looking for a suitable exercise for his pet Hei Yu."

That's right, ordinary cultivators don't know how to cultivate demons, and demon cultivators don't mind selling some basic skills. Cultivators need pets to live longer, be healthy and not get sick. If it's a little guy like pomegranate, I'm afraid I need to buy some Basic attack moves, you can't win a fight, and they are so big, can you use cute to kill the enemy when you are in danger?

Forget it, I can't find a record of ordering apprentices, it's good to have this.

Shen Dong ran to that wall, and after distinguishing for a long time, he found a "basic cultivation method monopoly" among many records.Looking back, Qi Long and the Q player all went to the cafeteria for dinner, a great opportunity.He rushed to the desk and dialed the phone. Shen Dong rubbed his sore arm, and as soon as the phone was connected, he asked directly: "Is there any martial art suitable for practicing with a sword... Uh, I mean cultivation methods?"

After ten seconds of downtime, a voice asked hesitantly:

"You dialed the wrong number, please contact Baibao Pavilion for repairing weapons and improving the quality of magic weapons."

"..."

The corners of Shen Dong's eyes twitched. He couldn't imagine himself swallowing a few pieces of ore or being thrown into the furnace to be roasted. He could only be patient and try to express his meaning more accurately: "That's not the wrong call. Is there a suitable one?" The martial arts used for fighting spirits?"

"Qi Ling, you didn't say it earlier!" The other party was relieved immediately, and even his voice became brisk, "We have seven sets of palms, eighteen sets of boxing, and three sets of fingering. Daoist friends, you know that Qi Ling is more difficult to raise. Moreover, they cannot use weapons. They are generally very violent and impulsive. They are either too indifferent or too bloodthirsty and aggressive, so it is more difficult to find exercises. Don't worry, although they are all common goods, they will be easy to use and powerful. That’s right. By the way, which kind of sword is the fellow Daoist’s? A light and elegant short sword, or a heavy broadsword, etc... There are not many sword spirits in the cultivation world..."

Shen Dong hurriedly interrupted his muttering: "This is Shanhai.com, you just need to quote a price and deliver the goods."

"That won't work. You can't just sell exercises, they must meet..."

Shen Dong had no choice but to interrupt him again, and said bravely, "Du Heng bought it."

"Du Heng... Ah! Got it!" The voice became excited in an instant, "How about Tian Can Finger and Bone Crushing Fist, the two most lethal! If you practice well, the effect will definitely be full of blood mist, and your flesh and bones will be turned into mud , Destroyer in all directions will definitely like it."

"..." Get lost!He is not a murderer, he likes a hair!

In order to hide his identity, Shen Dong couldn't shout out, so he could only hold back.

"Uh, something wrong?"

The cultivator over there immediately thought hard, "By the way, Du Heng is a swordsman. Although a swordsman is powerful, he doesn't regard the sword as a simple magic weapon. Let's use the Taifengzhang. It was passed down from ancient times and is unpredictable. It can move the energy of heaven and earth. Although it is not the exclusive method of Qiling, and most practitioners can't practice it, it should be no problem after the destruction of the ten directions and the nine heavenly tribulations."

Shen Dong thought for a while, and there was nothing to choose from. The truly powerful spells and exercises in the cultivation world are owned by sects, and it is impossible to buy them. It is estimated that external skills such as grappling hand or XX swordsmanship are easier to find, high-end is good Don't even think about using them, they are all treasured by themselves, and the ones that can be bought are only common goods and heresy.

"That's it, when will it be delivered?"

"It can be delivered today, by super express delivery, using spiritual power positioning, Du Heng can receive it no matter where it is!"

Shen Dong suddenly felt guilty: "How much is this...?"

"It's not expensive, only the remnants, 200 million will do."

"..."

Is it too late to return it now?

Shen Dong gritted his teeth and hung up the phone normally.

With Du Heng's temper, it would be fine if he didn't do anything, and if he did, he would pick someone up. If there were so many people in the cultivation world, if there was a war, Du Heng would be the most deadly enemy.The nether world has not been settled yet, seeing that another moth is about to appear in the heaven world.

Maybe he didn't feel the sword in the past, but now Shen Dong seems to have finished the triathlon with a weight of tens of jins. No, with his physique that has been in the training class, even the triathlon can't bring him down.

Besides, for a good-looking person, whoever wants to be fine will become a sword.I can't see anything, I'm dizzy and can't change back after the fight, otherwise I'm running naked, this life is really enough!

Shen Dong has always been afraid of troubles, and when troubles cannot be shaken off, he has to find a way to solve them. He didn't realize that Du Heng had a heart demon, but he felt that Du Heng was very concerned about the catastrophe, and he understood after a little thought .Failure to cross the tribulation and not being able to ascend is a big blow to the cultivator. If the apprentice is confiscated, it will be unlucky to pass the tribulation. If he dies at the foot of Beiman Mountain, he will be sorry for the lineage of the sword cultivator, and finally lose the sword... Well, Even the identity of the sword cultivator has been rejected, and the "Tao" is gone, so why not mess around.

Calculating barely, the only thing that can be saved is to give Du Heng an apprentice as soon as possible.

After teaching everything that should be taught, it is best to send the apprentice to Ascension. I am sorry to the elders of the master, let the apprentice face it, how good it is!

So Shen Dong decided to make a plan, Du Heng needed an apprentice, he had to learn a lot of kung fu, he couldn't just ask Du Heng to do it when he encountered trouble, Du Heng didn't care, he was the one who was dying of pain after a fight.Spells are more difficult to learn, but it is easier to learn to fight. Alas, it is really difficult to live in peace and security!

Shen Dong ran into Du Heng within a few steps of going out. He was very guilty and couldn't find a word for a long time.

Du Heng looked at him because he didn't understand, and continued to work patiently without asking any questions.

"Cough, how much money do you have? I bought something..." Can you not feel guilty, Shen Dong feels that selling himself does not know whether it is worth 200 million.

"What is it, very expensive?"

"It's very expensive!" Shen Dong nodded and emphasized, "I only bought one piece, I didn't expect the price..."

It's really not that he wasted money, it's that prices in the cultivation world are too high.

"More expensive than a foot of feather cloth?" Du Heng was still indifferent.

"That's for sure not!" Shen Dong slandered, jokingly, that is priceless, and a supermarket's products add up to tens of millions, how many supermarkets do you think there are in a city?This is just a supermarket, can it be compared?

"No, it's not expensive. You can buy whatever you want."

Du Heng didn't take it seriously, grabbed a stack of return records and went to find Yu Kun.

Shen Dong froze in place, with black lines all over his head.

——Do you want to despise the rich according to the habit?

Forget it, the practice world can sell so expensive over and over again, according to the money Lei Cheng makes, he can only be a small courier forever, and it is impossible to change jobs.Tragic, sinister - what better way to tie employees down than with benefits, but a company where you're dead if you leave?

Shen Dong's mood improved instantly, and he also walked up the passage, preparing to find something to eat in the staff cafeteria.

As he walked, he couldn't help but beat his arms and twisted his neck, it was too sore.

If Shen Dong knew that Xing Tian's shield had once fought with the divine weapon Xuanyuan Sword, he would probably drag Du Heng into a rage and tell you to hack randomly without looking at the level. Treat your sword well, is that how you treat it?Hey, you don't understand the feeling of walking pain, sleeping pain, even going up the stairs!

Along the way, this resentment caused the keen supermarket employees to look sideways, and then looked at each other in blank dismay.

From a distance, I saw Yu Kun yelling at the guy who looked like a drug addict:

"Ju Ru, if you place a large order for me, even if nothing happens in the sky, it will be Double Ninth Festival in half a month. It's a good opportunity to make money!"

"But..." Director Ju of the Receiving Department shrugged, "Have you forgotten Zheng Changhou?"

The zombie delivery team was taken over by a sanitation old man!

Yu Kun was puzzled: "What's wrong with Marquis Zheng Chang? Didn't the second loser be driven back by me?"

Ju Ru was speechless, that's what he said, but Zheng Changhou didn't know.

Yu Kun turned to accept the return form from Du Heng, and immediately exclaimed: "What's going on, why are there so many returns after the Mid-Autumn Festival this year, and the returns are in a mess."

This time it was everyone around who was speechless.

It's very simple. At that time, many people actually grabbed something to watch Shen Dong, and queued up at the cashier. After the gossip was over, they found that they bought unnecessary things, such as chewing gum, instant noodles, etc... Of course, they had to return the goods!

Yu Kun looked at the form and gritted his teeth: "I will introduce a new policy tomorrow, and each person has a limit on the number and amount of returns per year, hum! I let them buy things indiscriminately, and make fun of me!"

Shen Dong's black line is indeed the most ruthless monopoly, and such outrageous regulations can exist.

At this moment, Yu Kun and Du Heng's expressions suddenly changed. The mobile phone was automatically switched to emergency answering before it even rang, and a thick and steady voice sounded immediately: "No! Come to Jianmu!"