Retire from the human world

This isn't soaring, it's just Latin!Saw it and dragged it away!

When Shen Dong woke up, he found that he was so crushed that he couldn't move, his arms, palms, and face were stuck to the cold ground, let alone getting up, he couldn't even see what was in front of him.

The neck was pressed by Du Heng's arm, and the drooping hair completely blocked Shen Dong's sight.

Shen Dong felt that he was now a cake, or a tortoise carrying a stone tablet in the park. He was very familiar with Du Heng's breath, and besides, Du Heng was definitely not so heavy!It was obvious that his outstretched left hand was pressed by another weight, and the right foot was also not right.Reminiscent of the scene he saw a second before being thrown away by the beam of light, Shen Dong was terrified. Could it be that the current situation is a stack of arhats? His unlucky one is the one at the bottom?

Help, hey, Yu Kun's weight can sink an aircraft carrier!

"Get up! Bastards, get up for me!!"

First, Du Heng moved slightly, and then Shen Dong felt that the other people who were pressing on his siblings seemed to wake up, and there was a burst of wailing in an instant: "What's going on?"

"Yu Kun, don't force yourself! What you are pressing on is not the ground, but the head of the poor!"

"Ahem, whose foot is this? It's on my chest..."

"Stop it all!" The Mountain Ax yelled, and resolutely changed back to its original shape.

The Great Elder rolled out in a ball, sat on the ground desperately trying to pull out his right foot, and began to command in an old-fashioned way, "Bai Shu, roll to the right, yes, that's it, Du Heng, don't move, Yu Kun, raise your right hand! "

Daoist Baishu finally stood up, and Yu Kun was lying on the side in a daze, gasping for breath.

Only then did the great elder get his wish and pulled out the foot that was pressed on Yu Kun's chest and Shen Dong's right hand at the same time, and limped with a bitter face. Yu Kun was only heavy, but Shen Dong had a sharp and cold murderous look. This unlucky foot couldn't recover in a short time.

In fact, they were knocked unconscious.

When I stood up, I immediately felt something was wrong.

It's as if a heavy thing is hung on the body. A cultivator can fly by himself without a magic weapon. The spiritual energy penetrates, and he can walk up the steps in the void with just one step. Now he jumps on the spot, instead of floating up, he falls directly back .

"What a thick aura, like a layer of water curtain." Master Bai Shu looked around with a hesitant expression.

"This is where?"

Surrounded by whiteness, except for the clouds and fog, the place where they stood looked like a big square, the ground was all smooth and cold jade, without patterns, not even a pillar.

Shen Dong couldn't even stand up, and it took a long time before he sat down on the ground.

He reached out to touch his face, and he suspected that his face was about to be flattened.

It's a pity that his hands have been pressed so hard that he can't feel it, it's like wearing three layers of woolen gloves to touch his face covered by the quilt. He doesn't feel anything at all, it's all bad luck!

"I suspect this is the heaven." Yu Kun said seriously.

The Mountain Ax howled immediately:

"This is impossible! I don't want to ascend! I still have an order from Taobao that has not been confirmed to be delivered! I haven't finished playing the ten-person book of Jiansan, and the Pansidong point card has just been recharged this month, and I didn't even post on Weibo to say that I left. In this world, there are no cute girls queuing up to light candles for me, how could I just soar up in a daze!!"

He stretched out his hand to pick up the big elder who looked like a dumpling, and continued to shout: "The annual salary you pay me is just that little, and my obligations don't include accompanying you to ascend!"

"..."

Only Shen Dong could understand what Kaishan Ax said. He wanted to twitch the corners of his mouth, but his face was so numb that he couldn't make a complex expression, so he could only look at Brother Axe coldly—you can still ask your master for benefits, additional rewards, and sword repair binding What about my sword?

"I have just crossed the tribulation period, and I haven't yet shown signs of ascension. This is impossible!"

The Great Elder shook his head, kicked his legs and struggled to shout: "For hundreds of years, all kinds of panacea that I plan to take to the sky are still in the Rizhao Sect, what should I do now?"

"Come on, soaring up without being struck by lightning, there is no such good thing in thousands of years!"

Yu Kun barely remembered that only a few rounds of golden elixir refined by Da Luo Jinxian could have the miraculous effect of rising from the ground.

He looked left and right: "Strange, where is Zhan Yuan?"

"Perhaps the place where the Buddha went to practice is different from ours." Baishu Daoist pulled his face sadly, "If this is the heaven, we have all ascended, how can the cultivation world win the second and Xingtian?"

"Uh!" This question is serious.

"They can't beat them... It's okay to hide!" the Great Elder said uncertainly.

Yu Kun nodded and agreed: "So what if I leave Jianmu to Xing Tian, ​​the ladder is not so easy to build."

Du Heng didn't speak, he stood silently for a long time, and after seeing that Shen Dong was fine, he stretched out his hand to touch the cold ground: "There are so many Cangyu in Yingliang Mountain, it really is the fairyland."

This kind of beautiful jade is very strange, all of them are born with a kind of mysterious stone, and its texture is very hard. It is already a rare magic weapon material in the cultivation world, and no one would lay it like a brick in a luxurious way.

Yu Kun was gearing up, looking like he wanted to dig it up and take a piece away.

Suddenly there was a deafening loud noise from the sky.

A light red streamer passed through the clouds in embarrassment, followed by three or four people surrounded by blue light, and there was no magic weapon, so they just condensed a huge palm with magic power and slapped it hard.

The clouds and mist rolled, revealing the carved beams and painted buildings and the palace-like roof ridge in the distance.

Those who fled in front were surrounded, and without a few moves, they fell straight down.

Those besieged and slaughtered immediately became infighting, and they fought and left, and they were far away in a blink of an eye.

Yu Kun opened his mouth wide, and everyone else was also dumbfounded.

"Fortune comes with misfortune."

"Du Heng, what did you say?" Master Bai Shu asked belatedly.

Du Heng stared into the distance, and said after a long time, "Don't you think, this is the dead end that Heaven has given us?"

"what!"

"Not only is the sky in chaos, but it's even more chaotic than we imagined." In just such a short while, there are countless streamers that can be seen in the distant sky, almost all of them are fighting, and sometimes the battle groups touch each other, seemingly without any trace. The two groups of people who have nothing to do with each other still do it.

"Are these gods crazy?" Yu Kun was dumbfounded.

"Regardless of whether they are lunatics or not, Pindao is very bad now, he can't even fly, and he has no right to run for his life." Bai Shu's expression became even uglier.

The Great Elder touched his chin. He looked like a child, and his seriousness was ridiculous: "I suggest that we stay still for the time being and absorb the spiritual energy first. The environment here is much better than that of the cultivation world. The cultivation base in the tribulation period cannot be improved again. , It is because of the lack of spiritual energy in the human world, these gods fight and look terrifying, the palms with mana condensed are tens of thousands of meters, but the magic weapons they take out are a bit shabby, and I haven't seen any magical spells."

Everyone felt that what he said made sense, so they all sat down cross-legged, and there was no need to deliberately keep anyone on guard. Shen Dong and the mountain axe were weapons. As long as they were not sick or in pain, they didn't need to meditate at all, and weapons were particularly sensitive to early warning of approaching danger. .

Kaishan Ax drew and drew on the ground dejectedly, muttering something in his mouth.

Shen Dong looked at the cloud and mist for a long time, then started to touch things on his body boredly, a key, useful!The house is in the world. I don't know if Du Heng bought the house, otherwise it would be another urban legend, the top floor of an old building that can't be entered no matter what.Three coins, one RMB ten yuan, one Shanhai Tesco membership card...

Shen Dong suddenly realized that no matter how rich Du Heng is, the points on the Shanhai E-buy card cannot be exchanged for money in the sky.

The valuable black feather cloth was left at home as a bed sheet.

Maybe there are some good things in the storage magic weapon that Du Heng carries with him, but in the realm of comprehension, it may be worth a lot of money. Maybe the fairyland is a bad street stuff. No wonder the elder of the Rizhao Sect is crying. After getting used to it, suddenly a poor man with nothing to do, no strength and no knowledge of the way, what a sad reminder to be able to do it!

However, Shen Dong, who took the poor as a habit, felt that the problem was not a big one.

It is said that spiritual energy can be swallowed as food, and it is more effective than food. A powerful practitioner does not have to worry about three meals a day.Immortals should be similar, it seems that immortals also fly by themselves, do you need a house?There is no need to spend money on food, clothing, housing and transportation, and it doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor.

wait what is this?

Shen Dong looked at the small flat box.

By the way, the courier! !

The box had already been broken by lightning, and although the recipient was Du Heng, Shen Dong was able to open it now, and what was inside was not a book, but a piece of colorful jade, about the size of an inch, and irregular in shape.

"Hey, what did you buy?" The mountain ax leaned over to watch the excitement.

"Did you send the wrong product?" Shen Dong held up the jade to look at the light.

But the heavens are very strange, the sun, the sun, the moon and the stars cannot be seen, and there is a peaceful golden light everywhere, without a source.Shen Dong tossed and studied the thing that looked like a fake glass rain flower stone sold at the street stall, but couldn't figure it out.

He couldn't help muttering, he obviously bought a palm technique, why is it a stone?

Could it be that the book and the box were broken together, leaving only the stone as a gift?

"What kind of kung fu did you buy?" The mountain-opening ax snapped at it with great interest.

He weighed it a little bit, turned his fingers around the Banlan Stone, and laughed loudly: "Hey, brother, you have been fooled by that old guy! He sold this Taifengzhang at least ten times, it's a scam!" There are a lot of people, but none of them can practice well, 200 million is not a small number... if you don't believe me, try it."

Shen Dong looked at him suspiciously.

"Place it on the dantian between the eyebrows... yes, that's it."

The good inheritance in the cultivation world is cleaned up through spiritual power, and the master guides the practice. Generally, those with written records are single-pass sects. Maybe something will happen at any time. It just so happens that sword repair is almost a single-pass sect. Shen In Dong's memory, Du Heng always turned over bamboo slips.

He put the colorful stone between his eyebrows in a novel way, and in an instant, a messy thing appeared.

Raise the palm, raise the hand, turn around... Like a video teaching, a hazy shadow has been demonstrating. This is the palm method, without the trajectory of spiritual power, and it is very simple. Shen Dong was stunned for a while, and it went smoothly. Go through the ones that look like radio gymnastics.

No, radio gymnastics might be more difficult than this palm technique.

Even if the public in the comprehension world bought it, wouldn’t they be able to learn it?Shen Dong is suspicious of all sentient beings.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw that the stone had been turned into powder, and it was falling down.

Kaishan Ax squatted beside him, and said with a smile: "After reading it, you will know what kind of cheating this is after you try it!"

Shen Dong wanted to say, anyway, Du Heng didn't have time to pay the money, and the one who sold the exercises would not be able to chase the debts to the sky. As for the fines, ha, Master Zhan Yuan, who was in charge of the fines, also ascended, so he bought a set What about radio gymnastics for bodybuilding?

Ugh, back pain is back and worse.

Shen Dong stood up and slowly walked around the square-like platform. He stood on the edge and looked down. The clouds and mists were misty and he couldn't see the bottom at all. He picked up a coin and threw it down.

After listening for a long time, nothing came.

"What a broken place!" Shen Dong scolded fiercely, his scalp was a little numb, obviously he couldn't fly here, there was only a dead end, and he would definitely fight, he had to learn the spell to make clothes out of him!

He questioned the Mountain Axe, but unexpectedly the answer he got was:

"The magic of congealing clothes? No, only those who wear clothes! First of all, you need a piece of high-quality cloth or fur, which can be refined into clothes..." The mountain-opening ax patted the black leather wrapped around his waist carelessly, " You can use the feather cloth!"

"..." You didn't say it earlier! !

Shen Dong waved his hand angrily.

Suddenly a strong push made him retreat more than ten steps in a row, and finally fell on his back. A terrifying air current cut directly on the platform, and an inch-deep mark appeared in the middle of the square. Brother Ax was dumbfounded. This is Cangyu. , the best raw material for the strongest defensive magic weapon!Just being waved by Shen Dong in such a random way——

"what happened?"

Feeling the aura surge and change, all the meditators jumped up.

Yu Kun was very funny. He was a handsome guy with a bald head, but now he has gained half a circle of weight. He looked around in panic, as if he was looking for the attacker.

Du Heng's feeling was the most obvious, while others were still looking around, he was already looking at Shen Dong suspiciously.

"It's okay... Haha, I learned a radio... I learned a palm technique, and I didn't pay attention, so I just let it go smoothly." Shen Dong didn't know how hard the ground material was, so he thought to luck that the things of the gods are more reliable, so He crashed into the wall of the museum and pulled out the destructive power of the lamp post. There is only such a trace on the ground, so it shouldn't be a big problem.

I hope that there is no ticket issued in the sky, and there is no crime of vandalism.

Shen Dong scratched his hair guiltily, the Mountain Ax was completely dumbfounded.

A large amount of cloud and spiritual energy gathered towards this side, surging along the palm that was accidentally slashed out just now, like a boiling cauldron, and it took a long time to slowly dissipate.

"Haha, I understand, that damned palm technique can only be used by the heavens!" The mountain-opening ax suddenly jumped up, rushing in front of Shen Dong with great excitement, "Quick, strike again, don't face the ground, strike the sky! There is not enough aura in the human world to exert this power and arouse the energy of heaven and earth, hahaha, brother, you are good at picking up trash!"

"..."

What rubbish, 200 million.

"Hold your breath and meditate." Du Heng pressed Shen Dong's shoulder and said in a low voice.

With an embarrassing grunt in Shen Dong's throat, he immediately took the posture of knocking on the door.

All of a sudden, the aura gathers and dissipates, emitting a magnificent streamer. The posture is like a long rainbow penetrating the sun. It plunges into the clouds above, and only hears an angry shout, which shakes like thunder and buzzes from far away: "Who dares to sneak attack! I, Linghuan Sword Immortal, do not want to die?"