Retire from the human world

Linghuan Jianxian once thought that the most embarrassing thing in his life was that his master brought Tianlei to chase him before he ascended, until one day, he gave him a meeting gift...

Dazed because his feet were weak and he sat on the spot for a long time without getting up, his eyes were empty, and his expression was weird.

Yu Kun knew that Sword Immortal Linghuan was being unreasonable, so he didn't dare to say anything, but Kai Shanxue whispered to his master: "It is estimated that he will not dare to look at his sword for a long time."

"..."

Destroying the Three Views is no fun at all, especially if the other party is a sword fairy with terrifying destructive power.

Daoist Baishu has an expression of "Sure enough, a moth will come out", and continues to break the can and smash the mentality. What about Du Heng and his family's sword? Will it have an impact on the cultivation world?No, they are already in heaven.Maybe the sword cultivator driving the taxi will hit the road guardrail...

"Where exactly is this place?"

"Jiexiantai of the Ninth Heaven." Linghuan Jianxian said dumbly with his eyes straightened.

Everyone lowered their heads in unison to look at the platform that was broken into four pieces and floating in the clouds.

Judging from the name, it seems to be the point where Ascension spawned, but why is this place so deserted, there is not even a single person except those who are passing by and being hunted down?What is this, the Immortal Realm household registration discriminates against foreign Ascendants?

——No one has ascended for almost 400 years, what do you think?

Do you think it’s a train station, and when you step out of the station, there are illegal cars running, constantly shouting “come to Shanghai, Nanjing, and Hangzhou to see” or “sesame sugar cakes, mineral water, magazines and newspapers are cheap”?Can you easily buy a map or a local tourist brochure and rent it out at a fixed location?At least there must be a flow of passengers. In the fairy world, the number of trains to send to Xiantai is no less than that of the railway station, but there has been no one for hundreds of years. Who would guard the door to do business?Even the gods sent by the Heavenly Court to take charge of Ascension affairs have long since neglected their duties.

If Shen Dong hadn't happened to hit Linghuan Sword Immortal with his palm, they would have been really confused and didn't know where to go.

"Isn't the heaven 33 heavens?"

The comprehension world's understanding of this division is similar to a 33-story building.

Linghuan Jianxian blurted out angrily: "It's the 33rd heaven, but the place you can go to is no more than the eighteenth heaven. If you go higher, you need to have the cultivation base of the Daluo Jinxian. The top nine heavens are the ancient Immortal, you can’t understand it even if I say it!”

"But if you don't tell me, we don't understand." Yu Kun touched his bare head sadly.

"Ancient Immortals... are not mortals, the kind who become immortals as soon as they take shape."

Sword Immortal Linghuan finally came back to his senses. He pointed at Shen Dong with a strange expression and asked Du Heng, "Uh, this is your sword...Then who are these? Did you ascend together?"

"It's a strong man..." Kaishan Ax just muttered, before being photographed behind by the elder.

"The junior is the sand ginseng of the Rizhao sect."

"Chengtian School Baishu."

"Hahaha!" Sword Immortal Linghuan burst out laughing, overjoyed, "I have forgotten the custom in the cultivation world, the names of the same generation are similar, and it is your turn to be medicinal materials, haha! By the way, what is the name of your next generation?"

Broken gourds, rotten tiles, broken bottles... let's not mention this.

When Shen Dong woke up, his face was extremely painful (falling).

He felt that he had had a nightmare, not only dreaming that he had become a sword, but also dreaming—he stared fixedly at Du Heng in front of him, and fell back decisively.

It's not a dream! !

But he had no chance to fall down, Jianxian Linghuan appeared in front of him with a teleportation: "You...what's your name?"

"Shen Dong." Shi Fang Ju Miu and so on were started by the good-for-nothings in the cultivation world, and they can only be used as nicknames at best.

Sword Immortal Linghuan frowned, probably thinking that the name was too unlike a sword.

However, he quickly adjusted, still with the kind of leisurely manner and arrogant tone: "You have to follow Du Heng well, um, your move is not bad, this is not a powerful method in the sky, you can get it by just changing it One set, I didn’t expect that Qi Ling would use this to have a remarkable effect, to shock the aura of heaven and earth with murderous aura, wonderful! You have vision!”

He looked at Du Heng with relief. In fact, Shen Dong bought this thing purely because he was tricked by someone, and it had nothing to do with Du Heng.

"Wait, what does it mean to follow closely..." Shen Dong's scalp was numb. As a sword spirit, how could he "follow closely" Jianxiu?Um?It's okay to fight and get a headache all over the body, so you have to go further?

"Isn't there a red line?" Linghuan Jianxian asked in surprise.

If someone else asked such a question, Sword Immortal Linghuan would sneer mercilessly, but when it comes to swords, both the sword cultivator and the sword immortal are very patient and have a good attitude.

It's okay not to mention the red line, but when it comes to the red line, Shen Dong's whole body is not good.

"This... I'm just a sword."

At this moment, Shen Dong was firmly determined not to let go of this matter.

"That's right, you are Du Heng's sword. If you are someone else's sword, it will be troublesome." Linghuan Sword Immortal didn't understand.

"I didn't mean that." Shen Dong couldn't make up his mind according to this logic, his mind was in a mess. Is this the sword cultivator who ascended before Duantianmen?Depending on the situation, he didn't have any special affection for his sword, so how could he accept Du Heng's ridiculous behavior without any grievances?This unscientific!

"The sword is the way we are waiting for. There are thousands of ways and unpredictable changes. As long as it does not conflict with the way, it is not a love calamity, and there is nothing wrong with it." Linghuan Sword Immortal said as a matter of course, the gods do not love to die In this case, the dual cultivators cultivate the mind and soul, and there are really few dual cultivators who have real physical contact. Of course, sword cultivators and swords have to have physical contact from the beginning...

——Sword Immortal Linghuan became happier the more he thought about it, but the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't face up to his sword.

Fortunately, his sword did not become a sword spirit.

Shen Dong was dizzy for a long time, and when he pressed his hand on the ground, he suddenly realized something was wrong, and only then did he notice the changes in the surrounding clouds and the strong wind.They seem to be staying in the center of the typhoon's eye.

When I looked down, I saw a dark floor with large hard lines.

If it was changed to the past, Shen Dong really didn't know where it was, but he had received such things by express.Now it just turned that one scale into a huge blanket with no end in sight.

"...Yu Kun?" Shen Dong pointed to his feet in disbelief.

Daoist Baishu nodded silently.

"Flying too slowly." Linghuan Jianxian shook his head and said.

Yu Kun's angry voice came immediately: "I am Kun now, have you ever seen a fish that can fly?" If it wasn't for his innate supernatural powers, he could drive strong winds and huge waves, and let the spiritual energy form a vortex to support this huge body. Relying on the weight, he fell all the way from the nine heavens back to the world.

"be honest!"

Sword Immortal Linghuan stomped his foot unceremoniously, and the giant fish version of the floating boat immediately shook unsteadily.

"There are as many fairy beasts that can fly in the sky. If you weren't fatter, I wouldn't mind standing on your back."

This is too bossy!Is it really okay to have this kind of elders?

Shen Dong unconsciously looked at Du Heng, no matter what this guy was thinking, Du Heng would never cheat him, they share weal and woe, and they will die together if they die - the more Emma thinks about it, the more wrong she gets, Shen Dong hugs his head in distress.

Du Heng twitched the corner of his mouth at an imperceptible speed, moved his position indistinctly, and said in a low voice, "Patriarch Linghuan is lost."

"Uh?"

"Why do you think he forced Yu Kun to show his original shape and still fly slowly like this?"

"..." It's big and the target is obvious, so it's easy for people to look for it, right?

No matter how softly he muttered, Sword Immortal Linghuan could hear it, but he tried his best to pretend that he didn't hear anything.

Shen Dong really felt that the future was uncertain, the heavens were obviously in chaos, and even Yuelao could die in idle jobs, it is estimated that the heavens have been killing people for a while, and it is not easy to meet a senior who has ascended, and it is difficult to find a safe place to hide No way, he doesn't know the way himself, so what hope can he have?

33 heavens, each sky is similar to a solar system, Yu Kun's original shape is nothing at all, he flew slowly for a long time before seeing a dozen people fighting each other in the distance.

"What's going on in the sky?" Yu Kun couldn't help asking.

Even if you don't know the way, and you don't have an emergency training class in the cultivation world to popularize common sense, you should at least talk about the historical background and the general direction.

As a result, Sword Immortal Linghuan said simply and neatly: "I don't know."

"Ah, you don't know either?"

"What do you mean, who else have you met?" A certain sword fairy was proud, but not stupid.

Daoist Baishu and the Great Elder looked at each other, and in the end it was Du Heng who said:

"A few days ago, Jingwei suddenly came down to the realm, saying that the fairyland was in chaos."

"Hmm... that's not right, if even Jingwei can escape to the mortal world, after such a long time, other gods will also find a way." Sword Immortal Linghuan thought hard.

Yu Kun said depressedly: "A few days in the mortal world! Du Heng, one day in the sky and one year on the ground. This is the reason why I refused to go to the sky at the beginning. The days go by too fast, and one day will..."

Before he finished speaking, the pitch-black back suddenly vibrated, and all the scales stood up. Fortunately, the people on the back were not slow to react and immediately flew up. At first glance, it seemed that the flat land had turned into a deep stone forest , the edges of the smooth scales are high and low, and then shrink down at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The area that Shen Dong could see was too small, and it was surrounded by tornado-like vortexes. He didn't see that the bones of this huge fish's body covered by the aura were twisted and deformed.

As the fish scales disappeared, dots of gold appeared on the pitch-black "ground".

The speed is very fast, and in a blink of an eye it becomes a dense golden forest, which is Feather.

Layer upon layer, each one is comparable to a skyscraper.

"Ahaha, I can fly very fast now, tell me, in which direction?" The sound waves of Yu Kun's consciousness reverberated like thunder, Peng, indeed has the flying speed that is second to none in the fairy world.

Crowd: ...

Well, I understand, if you go to heaven, you will change twice a day like a crazy person, and wherever you go, your hair will fall, who can bear it?If it wasn't for the lack of aura in the world, you wouldn't expect to come to heaven even if you were killed.

Shen Dong couldn't help complaining: "Fortunately, he wasn't hunted down."

If he was chased and killed, Yu Kun didn't work hard on the way, and he wanted to turn back into a fish, what's the use of running?

This kind of transportation is unreliable. When it's fast, it's an F1 racing car. When it's slow, it's not as good as Shen Dong's broken bicycle. It's so big. It's a target, and it can be hit by someone.

"Senior, this... where do you usually live?" Kai Shanxue said casually, obviously he also found out that Yu Kun was unreliable.

For the weapon spirit that is not a sword, a certain sword fairy doesn't have such a good temper, so he just said coldly: "I don't know."

"Huh?" This is impossible.

Ling Huan Sword Immortal said that, because Du Heng and Shen Dong were still here, he reluctantly explained: "The situation in the fairy world is too chaotic now, and everyone has no fixed place to live. When I dozed off the day before yesterday, there was a group The lunatic rushed over, I chased and cut them down, and I didn't remember the way back."

"..."

"You really don't know what happened in the sky?" Master Bai Shu was dubious.

A certain sword fairy was furious, and his voice became colder: "Why should I know?"

Everyone stuck.

Yu Kun will not talk about it. In the world, he wished he could hold the entire Shanhai.com in his hands and focus on making money. Although Du Heng doesn't care about these things, he definitely doesn't mind plucking his hair if it hits him. (Zheng Changhou is the biggest victim), and the other two are from major sects in the cultivation world. If there is any trouble in the cultivation world and the human world, they will gather together to analyze it vigilantly, even if it is Kaishan Axe and Shen Dong who don't bother with everything, Don't join in the fun and ask about the situation, but at least know what's going on in the cultivation world, and no one will stay in a world where the situation is unknown.

Linghuan Sword Immortal is indeed a wonderful thing in a certain respect.

"Are you not worried that something will happen?"

"I have apprentices."

It's not easy to meet the Sword Immortal who once ascended from the Duantianmen, but he doesn't know as much as they just ascended, what are you doing!

"...I heard that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother have all disappeared, and even the low-level immortals have died countless times." How can it be considered a big event, even if you didn't know it before you heard about it, you wouldn't even be surprised?

"What does that have to do with me?"

"Maybe you can't get along in the heavens, isn't that a big problem?"

"I have apprentices."

"What if your apprentice is the same?" The Great Elder couldn't hold back anymore.

"My apprentice still has apprentices."

Shen Dong looked at Du Heng in a daze: "I used to think that the old man was so talkative and neurotic that it was not easy for you to be his apprentice, but now I think that old man is really kind, he must be the best in Duantianmen Master?"

The author has something to say:

small theater:

It is said that when the Beimanshan battle broke out again, the two sides were full of murderous intent, and Xing Tian led the team in the Netherworld [the second child said, your head was hidden by people in the cultivation world], Yu Kun said, fighting is too boring, we use Let the ringtone of the mobile phone decide the winner. Xing Tian: You bastards bully me for having no ears. Wait, what is a mobile phone?

The leaders of the comprehension world will come if they die and the enhanced version will buy even if they die, full of momentum, the audience applauds.

Bai Mangwei stepped forward suddenly, dialed his cell phone confidently, and Er Ling's cell phone rang.

Tips from the Heavenly Dao System: There is an energy comparable to a catastrophe, please be careful to hold the magic weapon well to prevent being killed by lightning. I can only feel at ease if I let you be carefree..."

The ringtone is sung by Wei

Hey, where's the applause?

The world of self-cultivation is completely petrified, and the world of the underworld is completely weathered

Congratulations, classmate Wei, you are the number one master in the world, and your great achievements are defeating all people/inhumans in the two worlds.