Retire from the human world

Although the real warriors dare to face the bleak life.But this life is too bleak!

It is too challenging for a person who is afraid of water to swim in the water, but the original shape of the second is similar to a snake. Snakes like dark and wet. While walking, even a fool would know it was wrong.

Unfortunately, when I got home, I would meet a guy with a bad consciousness.

The more Shen Dong tried to pretend nothing had happened, the more his hands and feet became uncontrollable.The Yachong Tianshui Pools are connected to each other, and the closer they are to the Great Waterfall, the deeper the water will be. The cold air is lingering, slowly pouring in from the soles of the feet. This excessively cold air makes Shen Dong extremely uncomfortable.Swimming slowly, with the same hands and feet, when he was sweating wildly——

The back of the shoulder was obviously leaning against something, and the elbow was also supported by a strong arm. This feeling of catching straws after falling into the water made Shen Dong relax immediately.

Although the range of Du Heng's movement is very small, apart from the arm contact, there is also a certain distance between the body and Shen Dong.But the strange guy with the body of a dragon head, the doubts in his black eyes immediately dissipated, and then he continued to let out weird and dull laughter.

This guy squinted at the slight red mark on "Two Negative"'s neck first, the bathrobe was washed away by the water, and there was an obvious spot and bruise on the collarbone on his left shoulder, and "Two Negative"'s face was so pale that it was transparent , the movements are stiff and strange (Shen Dong: I am afraid of water, I am afraid of water, you bastard), um, it is clear at a glance!

"Haha." This guy's laughter is very like the rolling thunder in the sky, but he himself thought it was very bold, and he squeezed his eyes to express his happiness. The two high eyebrows on the dragon's head just bounced like a convulsion, " Wei, it seems that I want to congratulate you for getting what you want!"

"..."

Shen Dong didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

It's good to dispel this guy's doubts, but he's really not interested in the gossip about his failures and dangers!

As for Du Heng - he supported Shen Dong, whose feet were weak after soaking in the water, and deliberately kept a distance from his body except his arms. It was not to make up for it and make people think, but to face the other's appearance, so he couldn't continue acting.

A certain sword cultivator was in a complicated mood, and the corners of his mouth twitched silently.

In terms of acting skills, all the comprehension circles failed. High strength does not mean strong psychological endurance.Not frowning, not blinking and violating the original character, chatting and laughing with people who don't like it, and acting out of line, this... This difficulty requirement is higher than that of Du Jie!

If it wasn't Shen Dong inside the core, Du Heng wouldn't even be able to stretch out his hand.

Compared with him, Shen Dong was better. Once he calmed down, he immediately got ready to fool people.Who is afraid of anyone? The quality of honesty and simplicity can't be found in the world now. Who can't say a few dirty jokes, even if they are verbally teased to take advantage of them, they will definitely not change their faces. Shen Dong opened his mouth and said: "Envy me Find one!" This is a universal sentence to stimulate the lonely and widowed, first put the ridicule on the big hat that you don't have, and most people will laugh.Then consciously change the subject.

But in fairyland——

Du Heng shook his hand.

The cyan dragon's head also tilted instantly, followed by continuous coughing, puffs of white mist kept coming out from the dragon's mouth, and the sky immediately began to rain lightly.

Shen Dong could also see that the previous violent storm might have been caused by this guy.

He was afraid that this old acquaintance would be lamented by a memory of the past, so he had to change the subject quickly: "Ying Long... Well, I mean, Ying Long stayed in the Sixteenth Heaven, where the defenses are tight...Of course, your ability I know." Shen Dong wanted to look at Ji Meng's expression and speak, so he was more confident, but the reality could only make him draw a circle silently in his heart - what on earth would it take to analyze the expression from a big dragon's head?To judge the other party's emotions, you only have to look at the eyes now, and you have to concentrate on looking at the other party's eyes when you are lying. Isn't this a lot of pressure?

Shen Dong hurriedly gave away a high hat, and decided to break a logic.

"Even if you let the sixteenth heaven's spiritual energy become too strong and collapse." Shen Dong spread his hands and asked back, "Ying Long and the others can escape in the time that allows you to safely escape back to the fifteenth heaven."

"Then I'll wait for them in the fifteenth heaven!!" Ji Meng roared.

"Then what? You collapse one more sky, chasing after the fourteenth heaven?"

How come even the monsters and beasts in the fairy world are so straight-minded?

Who would have guessed!

Ji Meng stared into a pair of black eyes like glass beads: "Of course not."

"Well, it seems that you have figured it out." Yes, there is still help!

It's too difficult to follow the tricks. It's really troublesome for a rampant guy to understand how to play with each other!Before Shen Dong could breathe a sigh of relief, he suddenly heard Ji Meng seriously say: "Fourteen Heavens, there is a Sword Immortal of Duantianmen, only fools go to beat him up!"

"..."

Should Emma be proud of Duan Tianmen at this time, or should she cry for this guy's IQ?

Shen Dong was dizzy, and Du Heng suddenly said: "Duantianmen has withdrawn to the ninth heaven."

"What?" Ji Meng was surprised.

"Yes, yes, you must not go up now!" Shen Dong quickly agreed.

"Oh! They actually moved the place..." Ji Meng nodded blankly, then he shook his head, the movement was very similar to the dragon lantern dancing on New Year's festivals, and he opened his mouth wide, "No! Didn't you just come back from the lower world?" ? How do you know so clearly?"

"Don't worry about it, I just know it!" Shen Dong waved his hand carelessly.

To explain is to cover up, and to cover up means to make up another lie, God knows if there will be loopholes!

"That's right, you are the second loser! Your brain is much better than ours!"

"..." Is that okay?

Shen Dong thought sullenly, and he had to thank the second party for his bad conduct!From hooking up with minions to having bad ideas...

As soon as he thought about it, the embarrassing thing that he had tried his best to forget just now came up again. It was too embarrassing, with two snakes, and he was just wanton in the pool.

Shen Dong covered his forehead, forget it, just watch and experience the legendary 5D movie!

He couldn't help gnashing his teeth, it was Du Heng who had his consciousness attached to Wei in that unlucky situation! !Of course, it's not about replacing it with someone else, but Du Heng... If it's Du Heng, there's no way to retaliate, it's a waste of money!

"Okay! I know you're not reconciled either! Hehe!" Ji Meng misunderstood the expression on Shen Dong's face, stretched out his hand to grab the two long beards around his mouth, and smiled like thunder, "Quick, let's ambush under the waterfall, As soon as an immortal comes down from Nine Heavens, we will attack one!"

"Seeing the Sword Immortal from Duantianmen arrive at the Eighth Heaven, we can go up and trouble Yinglong!" Du Heng said without batting an eye.

What a great idea!

The eyes of the three people are all bright, of course, why they are bright is another matter.

"Then let's go as soon as possible?" Ji Meng said enthusiastically.

"No!" Shen Dong hurriedly vetoed it, jokingly, his and Du Heng's "bodies" may still be sinking in a pool somewhere, it doesn't matter if you can't find the person who broke the Tianmen, but if you can't find your own body, this problem is really serious. It's going to kill me, okay?

But for a while, he couldn't think of a reason, so he could only say stubbornly: "Swim like this...it's good!"

No wonder, if he is lucky enough to get out of this embarrassing situation, he will never want to go into the water in his life!

"Howl—that's right, as soon as I leave the water, it will rain in the Yachongtian, and the ambush can't alarm others." Ji Meng continued to pinch his long beard and laughed.

It is said that the dragon beard looks like the beard of a carp, but the feathers on Ji Meng's arms are not scales, and the palms are not fingers, but sharp and curved raptor claws. Using this to pinch the beard is really silly and looks like a crayfish...

Alas, not everyone who looks like a dragon and can rain is a Chinese dragon!

They didn't know what kind of bad luck they encountered, and the next part of the road was very unsatisfactory. They saw gods flying through the sky one after another, and some stopped to rest beside the water pool.

Most of these gods looked embarrassed, or their hair was scorched black, or their bodies were stained with blood, and their faces were frowning.Finally, a blind guy saw Shen Dong Du Heng swimming in the water neither fast nor slow, and seemed to be looking for something, and immediately approached quietly, staring at the pool - good guy, there is a shadow below!

The fairy was immediately excited. In this day of running around, it would be great if he could find an unowned fairy beast mount!Even if you can't fly, those who can swim can barely pass. Now more legs means more lives. If you can't fly, you will either be caught and take away your soul, or the sky will fall and you will not be able to run fast.

He glanced at the two in the pool, hmph, heaven and earth treasures, whoever snatches them is destined to be with them.

The fairy shouted loudly, and suddenly struck out a palm, which was full of power, and the water splashed in all directions, and several vortexes were also excited in the pool.But in the next second, seeing the head of Qinglong emerging from the water angrily, a certain fairy immediately turned around in fright and ran wildly.

It doesn't matter which dragon it is, as long as it is a dragon, ordinary gods can't afford it.

Ji Meng's roar shook ten miles away, and it jumped out suddenly. In an instant, a bright arc of lightning flashed across the sky, and the situation changed drastically. pool.

Ji Meng had already caught up with the unlucky fairy, he stretched out his big hand, and the golden blood spurted wildly under his sharp claws, Ji Meng was puzzled, he picked up the fairy and threw it into the air, and punched it flying.

"This move looks familiar!" Shen Dong whispered.

Before Du Heng had time to ask, Shen Dong had already thought of it:

"Tai Feng Zhang?"

That's right, my own sword has learned such a kind of kung fu.

Shen Dong quietly raised his arm, and tentatively pushed it forward according to his spiritual memory.

"Wow——" A little fairy who crawled out of the pool just now was caught off guard and flew out.

Accidental injury, I'm sorry!Insincerely apologetic, he glanced at Xiaoxian, and then Shen Dong murmured to Du Heng in a low voice: "It can be used, it seems that the second master can also use this palm technique, and finally made some money, otherwise..."

Before he finished speaking, there was a sudden shout from ahead:

"There are many little fairies here, surround them!"

Dozens of streams of light flashed across the sky. These gods all rode clouds or rode fairy beasts, with fairy weapons in their hands, and the hunt immediately started like a massacre. Many little fairies had nowhere to escape, and they all jumped into the water to hide.

"It's troublesome!" Du Heng didn't care about his hostile face at this moment, he hugged Shen Dong tightly and prepared to dive into the water.

"No, they will definitely catch up! Those little fairies can't escape!"

This scene is so familiar, the streamer of immortals flying like arrow rain, there are little immortals desperately hiding everywhere, just like the massacre on Nanshan at the end of the year.

Shen Dong climbed up the shore together with his hands and feet, and saw an umbrella-like magic weapon as a hood. He was not a kind person in the first place, and now this spiritual consciousness is a murder weapon. Convergence, hit the umbrella bone hard.

There was a creaking sound of toothache, the god who manipulated the magic weapon was startled first, and then furious: "A mere strange snake, dare to attack the ancient fairy?"

It can be seen that the original form of the second negative is indeed a very powerful ancient immortal, and must be above the tenth heaven.

Shen Dong's arm couldn't be pulled out from the umbrella, so he simply punched hard again. A large amount of spiritual energy gathered forcefully pulled the umbrella-shaped magic weapon and shook it left and right.

This palm strength looked very similar to the Taifeng palm that ordinary prehistoric beasts would have, but the fierce aura contained in it made him froze suddenly, he gritted his teeth and let go of the hand holding the mount, and both hands squeezed the magic formula at the same time. , the giant bird he was riding with a red body and only one leg suddenly flapped its wings, and its sharp beak pierced his head.

"Beast!!"

Gu Xian rolled away from the ground in embarrassment, and Fa Jue hit the giant bird's breastbone deeply, and it fell on the ground wearily.

"You dare...uh!" Gu Xian didn't finish venting his anger, and a cold light passed against his neck.

Du Heng stood not far away, holding a dangerous weapon in his hand, a strangely shaped knife.

Gu Xian fell down slowly, his primordial spirit rushed out from between his brows, it was a phantom no different from himself, he opened his mouth to shout something, when suddenly a golden light came, it was Ji Meng who flew back, punching this The guy's primordial spirit was torn apart and scattered like raindrops.

The giant bird twitched and uttered an unpleasant cry. It desperately flapped its wings at the fragmented soul, and then vomited blood and died.

"This guy's mount?" Shen Dong also tore off the umbrella-shaped magic weapon that wrapped his arm.

"Perhaps it was snatched from other gods?" Ji Meng poked his big nose with his claws and made a dull voice, "Bi Fang is a mount that only gods above the sixteenth heaven have. The dragon killed a lot of gods in the sixteenth heaven, and their things should be robbed by other gods."

Bi Fang is rebellious.