The cannon fodder of crossing, get away

"Hello, Dr. Li? I have a friend who has a fever and took antipyretics, but the temperature doesn't go down, what should I do?"

"It's...it's not convenient for him to go to the hospital right now...some killer gangster...I said you watch too much TV, right?"

"Use a cold towel...and then wipe the palms and soles with alcohol?"

"Understood, if the fever does not subside for a long time, I will send it to the hospital as soon as possible..."

After hanging up the phone, Fang Kai hurriedly followed the doctor's instructions, found an ice cube of a suitable size in the refrigerator, wrapped it in a towel, and put it on Wu Yang's forehead, but he couldn't find the alcohol for wiping.

In the end, Fang Kai had no choice but to go down to buy again. After two hours of tossing like this, the temperature finally dropped a little.

Seeing the temperature drop on the thermometer, Fang Kai breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the temperature dropped, otherwise, no matter how embarrassed he was, he would have to send him to the hospital.

Wiping the sweat off his forehead with a paper towel, Fang Kai thought to Wu Yang, who was lying on the bed, his complexion slowly returning to normal. It seemed that this was the first time he had served someone so carefully. Even Li Xiaoting did not have this honor. passed.

"You haven't left yet." As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Fang Kai looking at him strangely (?), Wu Yang asked in a daze.

"It's a good thing I didn't leave, otherwise you, I'm afraid you died at home with a fever and no one would know." You obviously wanted to say something of concern, but the way you spoke changed.

"It's really thanks to you that I didn't burn to death." Wu Yang rolled his eyes and said.

Unaware of the sarcasm in Wu Yang's words, Fang Kai couldn't help expressing his merits, "That's right, after you fell asleep, your fever has remained high. If it wasn't for my kindness, I would have helped you again." You wipe your palms with alcohol, so you probably don't have the energy to argue with me right now."

Hearing Fang Kai's words, Wu Yang realized that he seemed to be much better after waking up, unlike before, when his brain was burning and dizzy.

"Thank you so much." Wu Yang said this sincerely. When he fell asleep, he really felt that someone was covering his head. At first, he thought it was the teacher, because at the beginning, the teacher was Take care of yourself like this.

Unexpectedly, when he opened his eyes, he found that the person in front of him was Fang Kai. That's why he felt a little surprised. After all, the person in front of him didn't look like a master who would take care of others.

"No need." Wen Yan laughed, Fang Kai raised his head to look at the ceiling, and said with his legs dangling.

cut!Said that you are fat and panting, and don't think about who caused me to have a fever.

Ignoring Fang Kai's awkward appearance, Wu Yang propped up the bed with both hands and was about to sit up.

"What are you doing sitting up?" Seeing this, Fang Kai hurried forward to support Wu Yang, "The injury in the back is still not healed."

Hearing Fang Kai mention that matter again, Wu Yang couldn't help but blushed slightly, "I need to go to the bathroom."

"Go to the toilet?" Fang Kai was worried when he heard the words, "Are you still taking medicine?"

"...I'm just going to pee." Wu Yang blushed and shouted after understanding what Fang Kai was referring to.

"Oh." Realizing that he might have misunderstood the other party, Fang Kai touched his nose and said, "Do you want me to help you?"

"No need, I'm not disabled." Rejecting Fang Kai's proposal, Wu Yang got out of bed and put on slippers, and slowly twisted towards the bathroom with his waist supported.

Looking at his awkward posture, Fang Kai suddenly had a very strange idea in his heart.

He looks like a woman when she is pregnant. The belly is too big to walk around.

"What's the matter with you?" Wu Yang asked strangely after seeing Fang Kai who was still maintaining the posture just now with a strange expression on his face.

"Nothing?" Fang Kai shook his head, and said, "By the way, I brought you some food when I came here. It's probably cold now, do you want to warm it up?"

Hearing Fang Kai mentioning eating, Wu Yang remembered that he hadn't eaten anything all day except for the half-thin porridge in the morning.

"Why don't I heat it up?" Wu Yang looked at Fang Kai and said, he really doubted whether Fang Kai knew microwave ovens, and asked himself several times just how to turn on the gas.

"This...is it convenient for you now?" Fang Kai couldn't help hesitating.

"It's okay to warm up a meal... hiss!!" Before he finished speaking, Wu Yang's expression suddenly changed, his mouth parted as if he was suddenly pulled somewhere.

"Forget it, I'll do it." Fang Kai glanced at Wu Yang and sighed.

"...Okay then." Wu Yang hesitated for a moment, then walked slowly to the bed and lay down again, "Put the dishes on a plate and heat them in the microwave."

"OK!" After gesturing to Wu Yang, Fang Kai carried the packed meals to the kitchen with a face of no problem.

It's just that he agreed very nicely, and his voice came out from the kitchen after a while.

"Where are your dishes?"

"In the cabinet next to the gas." After speaking, afraid that Fang Kai would not be able to find it, Wu Yang added, "It's on the left side of the grid in the middle."

"Okay, I see."

5 minutes later……

"Which one of these is a microwave oven?"

Hearing Fang Kai's idiot-like question, Wu Yang couldn't help rubbing his head and moaning, Oh my God!There are really noobs in this world who don't know microwave ovens.

"On the cabinet near the kitchen door, the one that looks like a small TV."

……

"Then how is it used?"

Wu Yang: "..." Well, I knew it would be like this.

"Isn't there a button on it? The one with the word heating on it."

After answering, Wu Yang thought to himself, it should be all right now, right?

But as soon as he had this thought, he suddenly heard a "pop" coming from the kitchen.

This...why does it sound like a plate dropping to the ground.

"That...Wu Yang, the vegetables are spilled..."

really……

Covering his face with his hands, Wu Yang was completely speechless.

"Then... what should I do?"

Fang Kai's voice continued to persevere from the kitchen.

"...Don't worry about putting it there, I'll just go get it." After answering Fang Kai's words weakly, Wu Yang got out of bed resignedly and walked towards the kitchen.

If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have taken chances, and I should have gone directly to the hot dishes.

Even though Wu Yang was mentally prepared, when he saw the mess in the kitchen, he realized that he still overestimated Fang Kai's destructive power.

The vegetables and vegetable juices from all over the place are nothing more than that, but...

"Why is there so much water on the ground?" Wu Yang asked, looking at Fang Kai who was still looking handsome.

"Oh~ that, probably because I accidentally touched the faucet when pouring vegetables into the plate." Shrugging, Fang Kai replied indifferently.

Wu Yang: "..."

Who can tell me that putting a dish on a plate can touch the switch of the faucet, and so much water will flow to the ground?

Twitching the corner of his mouth, Wu Yang resignedly swept the vegetables scattered on the ground into the trash can, and then found a mop to mop up the water on the ground.

After finishing all this, I put the rest of the dishes back on the plate, and found a larger bowl to hold the porridge, and then heated it up in the same way.

After putting the heated food on the dining table, Wu Yang looked at Fang Kai who was wearing his white apron and said, "It's time to serve, young master."

You even said to take care of me, I think it's because I'm taking care of you.

"Well... why are you wearing this?" Sitting on the chair in front of the dining table, Wu Yang, who was about to start, looked at the apron on Fang Kai and asked.

Because before sitting, someone thoughtfully went to the living room to take a sofa cushion and put it on it, so Wu Yang didn't feel much discomfort.

In fact, he wanted to ask just now, but he was too busy. You should know that there is a big white rabbit holding a big radish and gnawing on the apron right on his chest. It doesn't match Fang Kai's image.

Speaking of which, he picked up the apron by mistake when he was selling something, and never wore it once.

"Oh." Looking down at the apron on his body, Fang Kai said calmly, "I was just afraid of getting my clothes dirty, and then I just saw this, so I put it on."

"..." Wu Yang's mouth twitched even more when he heard this, why did he forget this guy's cleanliness attribute?

"Well, after dinner, I'll help you with the medicine again." Fang Kai asked suddenly while untying the belt on his apron.

"Cough...cough..." Wu Yang, who was drinking porridge, heard Fang Kai's words, and suddenly choked tragically, his coughing eyes popped out.

"That... no need... it's almost ready." Wu Yang quickly refused, wiping the tears on his face with the back of his hand.

"If it's better, why do you still have a fever?" Fang Kai glared at Wu Yang angrily, and said, "Anyway, after dinner, I'll help you..."

"Ding-dong-"

Before Fang Kai finished speaking, the doorbell rang suddenly, and Wu Yang stood up as if he had met a savior, ignoring the pain behind him, leaving a sentence "I will open the door", and rushed to the door as if fleeing.

"Teacher, why are you here?" Wu Yang was surprised when he opened the door and saw someone coming.

"I'm sorry, Xiaoyang, the teacher forgot your birthday yesterday, and I'm here to make it up for you today." Lifting the cake and vegetables in his hand, Zhang Yuan pushed the glasses on his face and said, "Today the teacher gave you Can you make your favorite fish-flavored eggplant and lotus root corn ribs soup?"

"Actually, it's not necessary..." Looking at Zhang Yuan, Wu Yang said gruffly. There is only one birthday in a year, and it's over when it's over, and my favorite food is not the same.

"I know you're angry with the teacher, but the teacher is really busy these days." After speaking, Zhang Yuan walked sideways into the room.

"Ah, wait a minute!" Seeing Zhang Yuan walking towards the kitchen, Wu Yang suddenly remembered that Fang Kai was still inside, teacher, he must have misunderstood something, right?

When Wu Yang walked to the restaurant, he saw Fang Kai and Zhang Yuan sitting one and standing the other, big eyes to small eyes.

And...Fang Kai was still wearing an apron that was half untied, and the teacher was holding the cake in one hand and the vegetables in the other. This situation seemed weird no matter how you looked at it.

In the end, Zhang Yuan first said to Fang Kai, "Why are you here?"

"Of course I'm here to eat." Fang Kai raised his eyebrows and put a mouthful of vegetables into his mouth. "It's you, this is both cake and vegetables. Help Xiaoyang celebrate his birthday."

Before Zhang Yuan could reply, Fang Kai continued, "But if I remember correctly, wasn't Xiaoyang's birthday yesterday? I've never heard that birthdays can be made up."

Hearing Fang Kai's seemingly true and false words, Wu Yang wanted to step forward and strangle him to death. The Ni Media never called me Xiao Yang at ordinary times. Is this intentional now?On purpose?

Isn't this deliberately making the teacher misunderstand me? !

Seeing Zhang Yuan looking at him with sharp eyes, Wu Yang hurriedly expressed with his eyes, you have to believe me, I have nothing with him!

"Xiaoyang, why are you still standing there? Come over to eat. Didn't you enjoy your meal last time in XX?" Seeing that the situation wasn't chaotic enough, Fang Kai continued to add fuel to the fire.

Don't talk nonsense, bastard!Staring at Fang Kai, Wu Yang's eyes almost burst into flames.

"Xiaoyang?" Looking at Wu Yang, Zhang Yuan raised the eyes on his face and asked with a raised lip.

"Ah...the last time we..."

"Ding-dong-"

"I'll open the door!"

After Wu Yang finished speaking, he quickly walked towards the door again. No matter who is at the door now, he is my savior!

But after opening the door, Wu Yang was completely dumbfounded, what day is it today, they all ran to my house one by one.