Otherworldly Lord

According to common sense, without the owner's consent, if someone's house is remodeled, not to mention being beaten to death with bricks, there will always be a scolding meal, right?

Of course, this refers to the privileged class.

For Song Mo, a privileged class who has become a monk on the way, we have the bricks!We also have eloquence!Thugs, that's even more!

But the development of things is often unexpected.The privileged class also has times when the gutter capsizes.

Jerry pulled the bow and arrow, the sharp, chilling arrow was only a few centimeters away from directly cutting through Song Mo's nose.

"explain!"

Song Mo was stunned for a moment, and then he was so angry that smoke came out of his nostrils and ear holes.Explain the hell, explain? !He hasn't investigated this guy for planting flowers and plants on the outside wall of his house. How dare this pointy ear point an arrow at him?

Song Mo didn't need to say anything, twenty crossbows pointed at Jerry at the same time.In a sense, Johnson and the others are also men who have "goed" to the battlefield. When facing the elves, they are naturally not as timid as before.

Jerry turned a blind eye to the crossbow pointing at him, stared at Song Mo with emerald green eyes, and stubbornly repeated two words: "Explain."

"What exactly do you want me to explain?"

"What you asked Rhodes to find."

What did he ask Rhodes to find?Song Mo frowned, and looked at Rhodes. Rhodes didn't dare to make a sound, and gestured with both hands. Song Mo suddenly realized that he understood.

"You mean potatoes?"

"Correct."

"What's the explanation for that?"

"No?" Jerris' eyes became even colder, like ice that never melted for thousands of years, "For example, how do you know where this kind of food that belongs to the elves grows, and how can it be planted?"

"Potatoes belong to the elves? Who said that?"

"This kind of food was given to the elves by the goddess of the earth, and only elves are qualified to grow it!"

"..." Song Mo was speechless, the elves were indeed not so domineering, but so unreasonable.

"answer my question!"

It seems that if he can't give him a satisfactory answer today, this elf will be entangled endlessly.Touching his nose, Song Mo planned to be truly honest once.She tickled her fingers at Jerris, beckoning him to get closer, and whispered in his ear, "Actually, I'm from another world."

Jeris: "..."

"In my world, potatoes are a very common food crop. Children as young as you know it. So, do you understand?"

Jerry's answer to Song Mo was to point an arrow at him again: "Such a lame excuse, do you think I will believe it?!"

"I'm telling the truth."

Because of it, it was rare for him to tell the truth once, and this elf still didn't believe it!Is it that hard to be an honest and good person?Doesn't this force him to be a bad guy?

"Ridiculous! Do you think you are favored by the god of death? A human?"

Jerry's arrogant eyes made Song Mo completely angry, "What's wrong with human beings?! Don't forget whose territory you are in now! It really pissed me off, be careful that I stripped you naked to hold a traveling exhibition of elf body art" !"

The housekeeper Old John who was standing beside Song Mo staggered, and kept telling himself that the lord was young and ignorant, he spoke without restraint, childish words were unscrupulous, unbridled...Old lord, I'm sorry for you!

Jerry's eyes were getting colder and colder, and he was really angry.

Suddenly, a white hand blocked between Song Mo and Jerris. Rhys Meers stepped forward and stood in front of Song Mo, "Elf, you'd better not make me angry. I want to be with your Do you fall into eternal sleep like your companions?"

Jerry moved away the arrow in front of Song Mo, pointed at Reese, and kept aiming at Johnson and the others with a bow and crossbow, but was ignored by Chi Guoguo.

"How can a selfish and sinister demon care so much about a human being? Or is there any secret in this human being?"

"So the creature I hate the most is the elf. Always so arrogant, self-righteous, self-righteous, and unreasonable."

Reese held Song Mo's hand, brought it to his lips, kissed it lightly, raised his long eyelashes, and looked at Song Mo affectionately: "Elves don't know, love will make everyone Fallen. I am a prisoner of love, dear, I am willing to shield you from all wind and rain, don't you understand my heart?"

Love, still a prisoner?Was this said by a demon?

A look of astonishment flashed across Jerry's face, and then his face turned dark. No matter how he looked at it, he felt like he wanted to find a place to vomit.Song Mo looked at Reiss expressionlessly, without saying a word.

"Honey, even the lava in the ground can't compare to my enthusiasm for you! From this moment on, my heart will only beat for you!"

"..."

"Dear, what's wrong with you?"

"Jeris, I agree that you shot him with an arrow, don't give me face. This guy is too annoying..."

Jeris: "..."

Reese: "..."

In the end, Jerry didn't get the answer he "wants" from Song Mo's mouth.But Rhys Myers was very interested in what Song Mo said "from another world".

As for the other people in the room, they didn't hear what Song Mo said in Jerry's ear at all. They just saw that beautiful blond elf pointing arrows at the lord for a while, and pointing arrows at the brown hair beside the lord for a while. Fameiren, Johnson and others' arms holding the crossbow were a little sore, but they were always ignored.

At this moment, a floor in the room was suddenly pushed away from below, and a goblin appeared and said loudly: "It's bad, the wild boar is coming again!"

"Wild boar?"

The group of people who had just returned to the territory didn't understand what was going on, and the goblin had already gone back underground.Old John's expression changed immediately, and he said to Song Mo, "Lord, shortly after you left, for some reason, a group of wild boars from the Emerald Forest began to attack the villagers frequently. Many thatched huts on the border of the territory were hit by wild boars. Fall."

"The fence?"

"It's also to fend off wild boars."

"No wonder you didn't order that illegal building to be demolished before I came back."

"Lord Lord..."

"You can tell me directly. Am I such an unreasonable and unreasonable person?"

"In some ways, you are."

"Butler, sometimes, you don't have to be so honest with me."

"Forgive me, my lord, this is a must for a housekeeper."

"……All right."

Song Mo didn't intend to continue to entangle with Old John on this topic. The urgent task now was to deal with those wild boars who were fat enough to come to his territory to "be good friends and neighbors".

Thinking of wild pork, Song Mo couldn't help drooling.Pork stew, fried pork slices, braised pork, twice-cooked pork...

These wild boars are simply delivering meat to your door.Not catching is simply not enough to comfort the glutton.

"Johnson, Jason, take a few people with me. Turo, it's time for you to show off. You are a man, so go catch pigs with me!"

Is it a man? Does it have something to do with catching pigs?

"It's okay, don't force me to say anything related to your IQ."

Song Mo went to catch the pigs, and Reese naturally would not stand by. What was surprising was that Jerry followed.

"What are you here for?"

Jerry's cold eyes stabbed Song Mo, "Who do you think can stop this group of wild boars?"

Shrimp?

Song Mo turned to look at the old butler, and got an affirmative answer.He looked back at Jerry again, rolled his eyes, and said, "Tell me the truth, the potatoes are just an excuse. You are in trouble, so you stay in Greland so shamelessly, right?"

"I kill you!"

Seeing that Jerris' arrow was about to come suddenly, Song Mo raised the rifle modified by Jerris, and shot at Jerris' feet, "You'd better be polite, and be careful that I will deport you!"

"Lord Lord..."

Cold sweat broke out on the old butler's forehead. The wild boar was still outside the wall, so they couldn't fight on their own.

"Who is his own person?!"

Song Mo and Jerry said these words almost at the same time, then glanced at each other, and turned their heads away in disgust.Reese raised one eyebrow, perhaps, he should kill the elf...

A few meters away from the wall, you can hear the sound of heavy objects hitting outside the wall.

The housekeeper, Old John, asked someone to set up a ladder, and Song Mo climbed up first, standing on a high place and looking down, good boy!This head, this tonnage, where is it a wild boar, it is clearly a bison, right?

But look at the looks of these guys, the nose, ears, four short legs, round body, what is it if it is not a wild boar?

Just when Song Mo was surprised, several ladders were erected on the wall, and Jerrys, Johnson and the others with bows and crossbows began to shoot at the wild boars that hit the hardest.

The rough skin and flesh of wild boars were beyond Song Mo's imagination. When the crossbow arrows shot at them, they could only barely penetrate the skin, but were blocked by a thick layer of fat, and there was not even a drop of blood.The only thing that was most threatening was Jerry's bow and arrow. The bow and arrow with the breath of ice and snow showed great power in the heavy snow. Once shot by him, the howl of the wild boar immediately sounded.And being tied into a hedgehog by Johnson and others, I didn't see these big guys humming a few times.On the contrary, Turo and others, who had no bows and crossbows and could only throw stones, broke the hind leg of a wild boar by luck.

This scene reminded Song Mo of the generals in the film and television dramas, those generals who were shot with dozens of arrows, still wielding long spears, and killing the enemy as neatly as chopping cabbage and radish...

No, this wild boar is the general, so what has he become? !

Reese drew the black longbow, and the arrow slid through the air like a cluster of burning hellfire.A wild boar that was shot immediately ignited black flames, and was burned into a pile of black coke amidst the screams.

Song Mo blinked, charcoal grilled pork?It's just that the fire is too hot...

The wild boar shot by Jerrys was directly frozen into a big lump of ice, not frozen pork, but the whole wild boar was melted into ice, and it was not long before it was obliterated by the falling snow.

Ever since, coke, ice, ice, coke.In a blink of an eye, five or six wild boars had returned to the west.

Song Mo suddenly shouted: "Stop!"

The rain of arrows flying in the air suddenly disappeared.

"I stopped without saying, Reese, Jerry, you are not allowed to do it again!"

"why?"

"What a waste! It's all meat, meat!"

"..."

Reese and Jerrys stopped, the men's attacks could no longer directly threaten the wild boar's life, and the wild boars began to hit the wall more fiercely.

Song Mo shouted to the men holding the crossbow: "Did you see that wild boar with a wounded hind leg? Focus on attacking it!"

This poor wild boar withstood all the attacks, and the other wild boars grunted a few times in surprise as they looked at their attacked companions.The wild boar under siege instinctively ran towards the place where the crossbow arrows were more sparsely attacked. The crossbow arrows could not kill him directly, and it hurt to pierce him!Song Mo was waiting for this moment!

Steadily raise the rifle and shoot at the wild boar!

With a whoosh, the wild boar's chrysanthemum exploded!

The miserable cry of the wild boar was an octave higher than before. If it knew it would be blasted, it would never raise its tail!It swears!

Everyone's attack paused for a few seconds, and then looked at Song Mo in unison. Duke Nelson, who came to join in the fun, once again covered his buttocks in horror, and ran back to the small black room in the Lord's Mansion.

The wild boar shot by Song Mo finally fell to the ground, its hind legs twitched a few times, and it lost its breath in an instant.Seeing this terrifying scene, the other wild boars spread their short legs and rushed back to the Emerald Forest like the wind.

Being burned by fire, being frozen can be tolerated, but being exploded...human beings are so terribly cruel!

Song Mo scratched his head with a smile: "What are you looking at me for? Hurry down and bring the pig back, everyone has meat to eat tonight!"

The crowd immediately cheered, and several people couldn't even wait to open the door, and jumped off the wall directly on the ladder.

When Song Mo came down from the ladder, the butler came over and said happily, "My lord, your marksmanship is really good. The old lord, Izumi, will be proud of you!"

Song Mo rubbed his nose in embarrassment, looked around, moved closer to Old John, and said, "Housekeeper, I'm only telling you about this. Actually, I wanted to shoot that wild boar in the head."

Old John: "..."

Rhys Myers and Jerris, who were standing a few steps away, were stunned at the same time. Reese propped his forehead with one hand, his shoulders trembling with laughter, and Jerris turned his back directly, obviously disdain to talk to Song Mo again, but he The curvature of the corner of the mouth revealed the mood at the moment.

Reese laughed enough, looked up at Jerris who was walking away, looked away, and said to Song Mo: "Honey, if you want to improve your marksmanship, I can help..."

His answer was a bang.

"I just love to pop wild boar's chrysanthemums, whatever!"

With a loud roar, the world was silent.