[Mecha] Armor piercing overnight

Sometimes life is like an absurd drama, and you never know what it is trying to express until the end.

It feels like you open a book, and after reading the first page, you think it's a gangster novel, but after reading the second page, it turns into an orc novel, and after reading it at the end, you realize that everything you thought was wrong.

At the edge of the rainforest, a dense grass trembled, and a person emerged from it.The stature of a young man, eyes are black and bright, but one face is black, one is yellow and the other is covered with dust, like a cat with painted face, you can't see his face clearly.

"Oh——" Zeng Xiaoxian let out a cry of both surprise and joy, and jumped out from behind the grass in his clothes that were rotten into strips, sat down on the ground and laughed, "Hahaha, it's been seven days, I finally Get out of this damn rainforest!"

Being out of the jungle meant out of danger. He heaved a sigh of relief and rolled over in the clearing, messing up his dirty clothes even more.

This is an open space at the edge of the jungle, and the plants growing around it no longer have the gorgeous and exaggerated colors and shapes of their compatriots in the jungle, and they look very harmless.The surrounding area was very quiet, and there were no traces of wild animals. If there was anything special about it, all Zeng Xiaoxian could see was a tall plant growing in the middle of the open space.

The red vines fell from the branches like a woman's long hair and spread all over the ground. There were no poisonous thorns or barbs on the surface, only some young leaf buds.When he first came to this clearing, there happened to be a bird resting on it, singing and jumping, but he didn't see any reaction from this strange and beautiful tree.Its soft vines neither turned into tentacles that strangled birds, nor did it have a mouth full of caustic slime like alien creatures in sci-fi movies, so Zeng Xiaoxian relaxed his guard just by looking at it.

Originally, although he is a botanist reserve, but there are so many species in the rainforest, who would dare to say that he knows all of them?

The embarrassed Zeng Xiaoxian rolled back and forth on the ground, rested for a while before sitting up on the grass, looked at the tall and beautiful plants in front of him and muttered: "Besides, this place is 100% not the earth anymore, I have several different plants that I can meet Just find out the eighteen generations of their ancestors?"

He stood up, patted his tattered clothes casually, and approached the unknown plant in front of him in the spirit of academic research.Because those vines looked very beautiful and docile, he bent down at first and pulled them tentatively, wanting to see the tightness of the plant fibers.

As a result, it was surprisingly soft...

Zeng Xiaoxian is a young man who loves plants very much. This delicate touch made him feel inexplicably "short and oily, as if he accidentally bullied someone", so he bent down carefully and put the vines back in place, thinking about it. Xiang wanted to carefully blow on it again, put his hands together and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be so soft, I didn't mean it."

He bent his waist and lowered his head, but he didn't see the tree in front of him tremble slightly, as if he was about to turn around, but he still didn't move.When Zeng Xiaoxian stood up again, the tree had already recovered its motionless state.So Zeng Xiaoxian, a native of Earth, continued to walk until he came to the vermilion tree trunk. He stared at the delicate and beautiful texture with his eyes wide open, and touched it with his hands uncontrollably.

It feels... that delicate, just like human skin, as soon as the hand is put on it, it seems to be sucked in, subconsciously stroking back and forth, not wanting to take it off at all.

It was the first time for Zeng Xiaoxian to touch a plant with such a good texture, so he couldn't help touching it a few more times before withdrawing his hand reluctantly.His love for plants has reached an unimaginable level, otherwise he would not run out of the house because he wanted to collect plant specimens.But he swears that he never ran too far, the scope of his activities is in Long Chentian's garden!

Ten days ago, he was supposed to follow the professor to study the active ingredients of a plant in the laboratory, but he was taken away by Long Chentian's subordinates as soon as he left the house in the morning, and he took a private plane all the way to an island in the Pacific Ocean, where he was placed under house arrest. In a luxurious manor.According to Long Chentian, unless Zeng Xiaoxian's elder brother came to ask him for someone in person, he would let him go.

Zeng Xiaoxian's parents, both botanists, have devoted their whole lives to the protection of tropical rainforests, so naturally they can't care more about their children.It can be said that Zeng Xiaoxian was brought up by his elder brother. His elder brother is almost ten years old. When Zeng Xiaoxian was in elementary school, his brother was already in charge of his research field.Although the elder brother is young, he is a stable person and has a very correct work attitude. He is a successor that the seniors value very much.The only regret in his life is probably Long Chentian, no matter how calm and calm he meets Long Chentian, he will be turned into ashes.

This time, Zeng Xiaoxian was really able to get shot in the knee while lying down. Why do you think the two of them quarreled to get him involved?Is he, an outsider, in charge of matters between lovers? !Although he didn't understand how his brother and Long Chentian, two big men, could get along with each other without any shortage of beautiful confidante, but he really didn't mean to interfere, his brother wanted to be with Long Chen It's really nothing to do with him breaking up, so what can he do if he is arrested?

Sure enough, brother Mo Ruo, his elder brother also felt that Long Chentian did something inexplicable, so one day passed, two days passed, three days passed, and no one appeared.Long Chentian's expression also changed from deep to angry to deep, and finally to extremely depressed.Although Zeng Xiaoxian felt sorry for him, he didn't have the inclination of the Holy Mother, and he didn't specifically mention anything when he called his brother to tell him he was safe. After all, he was the innocent person who was shot while lying down.

After staying in the house for two or three days, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that if he was inactive, he would grow mushrooms, so he carefully asked Long Chentian to walk around the garden and study the plants.Long Chentian shook the wine glass in his hand, and indifferently agreed, Zeng Xiaoxian began his adventure journey in the back garden of the mafia godfather's house.

As a result... I found this place after a while, what kind of divine development is this? Hey!

He just pulled a weed in the garden. As soon as Wei Mao looked up, the background changed from a rose garden with the aroma of black tea in the afternoon to a primeval forest with lush greenery and towering trees! Author, tell me!

Zeng Xiaoxian drooped his shoulders, melancholy in the sun, and unconsciously touched the tree beside him.

Judging from his status as an X-point writer with seven years of experience, he must have worn it, and he still dressed in a very confusing way.Looking at the environment and the experience in the rainforest during the past seven days, Zeng Xiaoxian guessed that his destiny should be to enter the routine of a beastman world.The next package of encounters is estimated to be a tiger orc with 80.00% chances of long wings, and then this strong man who has grown up for a long time but has not been tempted by the admirers in the tribe will treat himself as a loner. Females (...) fall in love at first sight, no matter how bad they should be.Then, the strong man will turn into a tiger and take him back to the tribe, where there are primitive wooden houses, simple residents, and the main food is barbecue and fruits.

According to the usual practice, the tribe must be attacked once or several times, and a foreign female like myself—Zeng Xiaoxian really doesn’t know how to complain about this word—will show the bravery and wisdom that ordinary females do not have, and save the common people from danger among.Therefore, the strong orc who fell in love with him at first sight or had a good impression of him will be even more tempted, and will take him back to his wooden house after the bonfire party, so OOXX and so XXOO, turning him into his own person from head to toe .After repeating this several times, he should be promoted to mother, and it is normal for one child to have two children.

Over the past few years, he has served as the patriarch as an unprecedented female (...), with children and grandchildren around his knees, leading the tribe to a bright future with the wisdom and insight of the traversers!

Finally, there will be two episodes of supporting roles, or a series of articles for the descendants. As long as he, the ancestor, is responsible for showing his face occasionally, it will be over with soy sauce.No author will write HE with great difficulty like Kongmeng, and the whole episode will have to be tortured, and life, old age, sickness and death will be clearly written, so as to figure out what HE is. Hey——

Well you guys have been duped, this is not X point mode at all.

In fact, Zeng Xiaoxian still has a vest in Jinjiang, a little pink who specializes in writing about Tanmei.You know, which author doesn't have a few vests on the other site these days?if you serious you lose.Therefore, he is the clearest about beastman literature, and he can describe to you the appearance of a tiger that will appear later with his eyes closed.

"The eyes are either blue or brown, the hair is probably the same color as the coat, there are animal patterns on the face and body, the height is more than two meters, and the animal skin around the waist—"

Zeng Xiaoxian slowly walked from the back of the vine-hanging tree to the front, and never took his hand back from the trunk. Thinking of the next fate, the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably, "The name is either Vincent or Francois." Ray, there must be someone named Tiger anyway..." Because authors like to be lazy.

He stopped, closed his eyes sadly, and muttered, "Forget it, it's like I'm looking forward to a big belly, I don't know—"

Zeng Xiaoxian originally wanted to say that he didn't know if his parents and elder brother would be sad when they found out that he was gone, but when he opened his eyes while breathing, he was so scared by the things under his palm that his tongue straightened, even with The latter words were also swallowed back.

Pit father ah!This, this, what is this? !