[Mecha] Armor piercing overnight

"I feel like I'm all bad."

Zeng Xiaoxian sat in front of his workbench with a steaming cup in his hand, and narrated his concerns to his audience in front of the flickering communication lights. The little strawberry Nick gave him was planted in another In the cup, the roots are covered with dark and moist soil, and the whole plant still looks listless.

Zeng Xiaoxian sniffed, wiped away tears that didn't exist, and stretched his muddy fingers towards the audio switch key, "On this sad day, it's best to listen to some sad songs, let's enjoy them together ..."

Pressing down with the finger, there was a sharp flute sound in the cockpit, and then the dance music that swept the entire heaven was played very festively, and Zeng Xiaoxian immediately felt that the whole person was in a bad mood——

"Damn!!! Why did the little fresh love song I recorded turn into the most dazzling ethnic style!! How could you treat me like this!!"

But Xiaoqingqing couldn’t stand the national style. When Linghua’s lead singer opened her voice, Zeng Xiaoxian, who had been brainwashed for a long time, couldn’t help but move her mouth. After two weeks, I forgot about the Y13 anniversary bonus, and got so carried away in the cockpit of someone else's mech.

The clerk with astonishing beauty is holding a leather whip outside the surveillance screen. The body of the whip is flicking lightly on the left hand wearing a white glove. He looks playfully at Zeng Xiaoxian, who is dancing in the cockpit and is obviously completely enjoying it. 1 Only a few minutes later, he sat on the command chair and turned back, staring at the young man who was not well with a smile: "Are you sure—he just ran away crying instead of peeing out of laughter?"

Nick stood with his hands behind his back, straddled his legs, and replied stiffly, "I'm sure!"

The guy in the picture who was so high as if he was on drugs really used inexplicable excuses to reject him, then ran away covering his face, acting as if he was very ashamed, and did not forget to take him away Sent strawberries!

Nick felt that he would probably remember this scene for the rest of his life. It's only been a few minutes now, how could he remember it wrong?

His clerk's uncle sat on the command chair and shrugged, "Very well, then I can only congratulate you for breaking up again."

Nick stood on the ground like a nail, looking like an unstoppable warrior.

The surprisingly beautiful elder stood up from the seat, walked up to him and patted him on the shoulder, "But I think you are used to it, after all, you have been broken up hundreds of times in almost every stellar year since you were born, don't take it Just bring negativity to work, our enemies will probably have an entire army over them in no time."

In the picture, Zeng Xiaoxian turned around and swept the cup containing the little strawberries off the console, and jumped up and down in the driver's seat unconsciously.The strawberry lying alone in the soil made another trembling moan, and slowly turned red.

Nick stood where he was, put his head down and put on his military cap. Even if this little Femul had already rejected him, he still hoped to fight for him to the end, at least to keep the carefree […] smile on his face.

——I am the dividing line representing [Actually, as long as you play the most dazzling national style to him, he can laugh like a well]——

When the song ended, Zeng Xiaoxian was already sweating and sat in the driver's seat panting.Immediately after the music stopped, a listener hotline came in. Zeng Xiaoxian took a deep breath, counting down three seconds to connect to the listener hotline, and then put on a professional smile full of vigor: "I am a good man, and I am—cough cough cough...cough ..."

On the other end of the communicator, listening to him being choked to death by his own saliva, Brandt touched his neck subconsciously, always feeling that even at this distance, he could still feel the heart-piercing pain of the people on Earth: "... ..."

So what... have I said that the protection of the original power is limited by distance?It will be weakened by 80% if it is one foot away, and the further it is, the weaker it will be [The mud and dirt waited for Zeng Xiaoxian to recover, obviously still alive at the end of the communicator, and the emperor took back the hand on his neck.He heard the people on Earth gasping for breath twice, and asked excitedly with a hoarse coughing voice: "Hello, how does this listener feel about the song just heard? Do you have any opinions to share with us? "

Brandt: "..."

Was there any song playing here just now?

In fact, as soon as I asked about the radio program hosted by Zeng Xiaoxian, I couldn't help but got into the mecha confiscated from the enemy, ready to see how the people on earth are doing in Inset, but this mecha is too old , Some places couldn't be started, so the emperor had to drill out again and let Hughes come in to fix it.When the two of them were changing trains, Zeng Xiaoxian's Brainwashing Divine Comedy had just finished playing, and Brandt said [Stay here! 】I didn't hear it.

So Zeng Xiaoxian waited for a long time, but he didn't hear a word of admiration for Goddess Linghua's singing from the first listener who called the hotline.

The earthlings tentatively send out a friendly signal: "Hello?"

However, the alien friend is not sensitive to English, so I don't know how to answer: "..."

Zeng Xiaoxian sat in front of the console in disappointment, so he had to force himself to get straight to the point: "Well, since this listener doesn't have any opinions on our song, then forget it—do you have any questions or unhappy things? "

If it’s the former, I can answer it for you, if it’s the latter, you can tell us to make us all happy, hahaha.

Of course, you can’t say the latter sentence. If you say it, be careful that people will come to you along the wireless waves.

After a few seconds, Zeng Xiaoxian heard a very familiar, deep and moving voice from the communicator: "Well, I've been a little troubled recently."

Zeng Xiaoxian's gossip radar instantly activated: "What troubles! Marriage? Promotion? Or suddenly feel tired, as if you won't love again?"

Brandt: "..."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Huh?"

After waiting for a few more seconds, the pleasant bass sounded again: "My lovely little pet has recently disappeared..."

Zeng Xiaoxian shrank, and sat cross-legged on the driver's seat with the communicator in hand, resting his chin on his left hand and said, "Oh, well, I advise you to take it easy. Pets are the most unfamiliar things. I used to be very Naively thought that dogs are different, don’t they all say that they are loyal friends of human beings? So I raised a husky from three months to three years old, and how much money I spent. The little bitch got on the bus and never came back..."

The emperor listened to the pets chattering over there, complaining about how blind his dog was, how he didn't know how to take the same bus back after chasing the little bitch, and so on.

In the end, Zeng Xiaoxian concluded, "Anyway, if we keep pets, we, the owners, are always the ones who get hurt. This gentleman with a nice voice, we can't help you much when this happens. How about I help you order a song "You Come Back Soon" "Listen to your pet? Maybe it will come back by itself when it hears it."

Before Brant could answer, he heard the missing pet enthusiastically say again, "Why don't I give you a piece of "Horse Pole"? You won't think about anything after listening to it. "

——The lingering sound in my head for several days is this brainwashing divine comedy!

"Here we come!" Zeng Xiaoxian took a deep breath, then sank into his dantian, and opened his voice with pride, "Give me a piece of blue sky and a rising sun! Give me a piece of green grass stretching far into the distance! Give me a piece of green grass! Xiongying is a mighty man~paper~!! Give me a harness and hold it in his hand! Give me—”

Although the earthlings began to sing as they talked, the current king of Seld, who was used to sitting in a spacious and gorgeous music hall listening to the most elegant movements in the universe, felt very uncomfortable, which made Brant want to play He couldn't help feeling that the little pet singing in the mecha was a novelty, so he sat in the cockpit in contradiction.

Just when he was in conflict, the song had already entered a climax, and the earthlings who were getting better and better kept soaring high notes in the accompaniment in their heads, and their thin voice trembled dangerously like paper about to be blown apart by the wind, and finally [Beep——] stopped abruptly, and the entire mecha public channel was instantly as silent as a grave.

Zeng Xiaoxian woke up from the intoxication, shook the communicator in his hand, then patted it with his hand, and muttered, "Hey, why did he suddenly smoke, like Jinjiang..."

As the secretary's laughter resounded faintly in the public channel, Zeng Xiaoxian's limbs immediately stiffened, and the communicator in his hand fell straight to the floor.A small hand stretched out from below and caught the communicator. Zeng Xiaoxian lowered his head stiffly, only to see a serious young lady lying on the ground, catching the communicator she dropped in the posture of a volleyball player, fiddled with it for a while and then Looking up at him seriously, the small pink lips opened and closed, and asked, "What is Jinjiang?"