Overcome the catastrophe

"Everyone, friends in front of the TV, hello everyone. This is Snowflake TV, and it's the weekly 'Truth or Dare' program again. I'm the host, Daxue. Today, our program team went through a lot of hard work, and finally A couple of famous couples were invited to show you their journey.

General Lei Hongfei and General Lin Jing are invited. "

Amid warm applause, Lei Hongfei and Lin Jing in plain clothes came out from the backstage and sat opposite the host Daxue.Lei Hongfei smiled all over his face, but Lin Jing only smiled faintly.

The host Daxue knew that Lin Jing didn't want to come, they persuaded Lei Hongfei, and finally brought Lin Jing here, so they didn't dare to exchange pleasantries, and quickly got to the point, "General Lei, General Lin, welcome to our show group, and our interview will begin below.”

1. May I ask your names?

Tiger: Lei Hongfei (Daxue: hereinafter referred to as Tiger, Little Tiger)

Wolf: Lin Jing (Daxue: hereinafter referred to as wolf, little wolf)

2. May I ask your age?

Tiger: This is a military secret.

Wolf: Same as above.

(Daixue Black Line: Please cooperate with both of you.)

3. May I ask your gender?

Hu: (very impatiently) Isn't this nonsense?

Wolf: (slightly frowning, also a little impatient) Male.

4. What is your personality like?

Tiger: Of course it is bold and generous, showing loyalty.

Wolf: Seriously, show loyalty.

5. What do you think of the other person's personality?

Hu: Very good, very loyal and caring about people.

Wolf: He is very straightforward, pure in mind, without twists and turns, and feels very good.

(Xiaohu suddenly beams with joy, his face is full of joy)

6. When did the two meet?Where?

Hu: (scratching his head) How can I remember this?It seems that I have known him for a long time.

Wolf: (some casually) Yes, it has been many years, who will remember this?

(Daxue is embarrassed: Isn’t it all about acquaintance anniversaries and wedding anniversaries? The tigers and wolves said in unison: Boring.)

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Tiger: number one rival.

Wolf: Exactly.

(Daxue is surprised: You were rivals in love at that time? Xiaohu Black Line: At that time, we were rivals. Xiaolang couldn't help laughing: Yes, we were considered rivals in business at that time. Daxue blushed.)

8. What do you like about each other?

Tiger: I like them all. (rushing to speak) So does he.

Wolf: (no objection) Yes.

9. What do you hate about each other?

Tiger: No, he is too.

Wolf: (Looking at him, noncommittal) That's right.

10. Do you think you have a good sex with each other?

Tiger: What do you mean? (Daxue: That is... are you compatible?) We are a match made in heaven, do you think we are compatible?

Wolf: (smiling) It's okay.

(Xiaohu's eyes widen: What do you mean is okay? Xiaolang glanced at him, calmly: it's okay. Xiaohu was discouraged and didn't dare to ask again.)

11. How do you address each other?

Tiger: Lao Lin. (Whispering: Actually, I really want to call my wife, but I dare not)

Wolf: Lao Lei, Hong Fei. (Looks at Xiaohu coldly: If you want to die, just say it)

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

Hu: Uh... I haven't thought about it, it doesn't matter what you call it. (Small voice: I want to hear him call her husband)

Wolf: Yes. (casually said: carefully peeled your skin)

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Tiger: Is there even a need to ask?wolf.

Wolf: tiger.

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Tiger: A combat robot that has just been developed.

Wolf: Spaceship.

(The two look at each other and smile. The little wolf is so handsome. Xiaohu covers his face and asks for ice. The guests scream.)

15. So what gift do you want for yourself?

Tiger: Having him is enough.

Wolf: I don't have anything in particular, I feel like I have everything now.

(Daxue said with emotion: that is the meaning of happiness)

16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Tiger: Don't let me do interesting things during the day.

Wolf: Hmph, is it interesting to play hooligans in heat anytime and anywhere?

(Xiaohu hehehehe, laughing meaningfully. Xiaolang kicks him: don't play hooligans.)

17. What is your problem?

Tiger: More impulsive.

Wolf: I don't like socializing.

18. What is the opponent's fault?

Hu: There is nothing wrong with him at all, he is perfect.

Wolf: He's rather childish, but that's not a problem.

(Daxue sighed: Sure enough, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.)

19. What did the other party do (including mistakes) that made you unhappy?

Tiger: I can't do interesting things during the day.

Wolf: Thinking about playing hooligans anytime and anywhere.

(Xiaohu laughs triumphantly, and the little wolf kicks again.)

20. What did you do (including mistakes) that made the other person unhappy?

Hu: (dry cough) He said I was playing a hooligan, but in fact I just love him.

Wolf: I don't think there is anything to make him unhappy.

(Daxue suddenly realized that this is the legendary wife slave)

21. How far is your relationship?

Tiger: We are married.

Wolf: Well, it's a companion.

22. Where did two people meet for the first time?

Hu: This...it's hard to say, it seems to be a natural, a matter of course, a date without any seriousness.

Wolf: Yes.

Hu: But I think the night in Switzerland was considered our first date.

Wolf: (thought for a while) Is that when you bought roses?

Hu: That’s right, I’ll give you a couple’s watch, a rose, and walk by the lake under the moon. That should be considered a date, right?

Wolf: (smiling) I didn’t think so at the time, but now that you’ve said it, it’s okay.

(Little Tiger beams with joy)

23. How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Hu: (chest out) Very happy, very harmonious.

Wolf: (nodding) Yes.

24. How far has it progressed?

Tiger: It will be a matter of course.

Wolf: Well...well, maybe.

25. Where do you often go on dates?

Tiger: My home.

Wolf: His home.

26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Hu: The nature of our work determines that it is impossible to spend our birthday safely, so that day is the same as usual.

Wolf: Yes.

(Daxue: Admiration.)

27. Which party confessed?

Tiger: Me.He's always out of his wits, and he's terrified of me.

Wolf: It's him.

28. How much do you like each other?

Tiger: He is my life.

Wolf: Yes.

(Xiaohu firmly holds Xiaolang's hand. The audience screams excitedly.)

29. So, do you love each other?

Tiger: I love it very much.

Wolf: Of course.

30. What does the other party say that makes you feel that you have no way to refuse?

Hu: I can't refuse what he says, otherwise he will beat me up.

Wolf: I can't refuse, he has an invincible iron arm.

(Xiaohu is triumphant.)

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Tiger: He won't change his mind.

Wolf: (sneering) He dares, I have countless elite soldiers and generals under my command.

(Xiao Hu hurriedly apologized, and put his arms around his shoulders: Don't worry, I will never change my mind)

32. Can you forgive the other party's change of heart?

Hu: I've said it all, he won't change his mind.

Wolf: (continuing to sneer) He dare not change his mind, so there is no way to forgive.

(Daxue admires him so much: Little Wolf is mighty)

33. What will you do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Hu: Call him to see if there is any emergency. If necessary, use the global tracking system to check his location and see if he needs support.

Wolf: Same as him.

(Daxue exclaimed: Sure enough, professional)

34. Which part of the other person's body do you like most?

Tiger: All of them.

Wolf: All.

35. What is the other party's sexy expression?

Hu: He is so good-looking, his expressions are sexy.

Wolf: When he lost his temper in Xinjiang and beat me up.

(Xiaohu was shocked: I have already apologized, so don’t mention it.)

36. What is the thing that makes your heart beat faster when two people are together?

Tiger: On the bed.

Wolf: Hmm... when he was bound by his iron arms.

(Xiaohu is overjoyed: I will do that when I go back tonight. Little wolf kicks him)

37. Have you ever lied to someone?Are you good at lying?

Tiger: We have a code of confidentiality.

Wolf: Yes.

38. Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Hu: With him, everything is very happy.

Wolf: (smiling) Yes.

(Daxue covers her eyes: her smile is so beautiful, I can't take it anymore...)

39. Have you ever had a fight?

Hu: Noisy, fighting is also common.Men, we are soldiers again, who has no temper?

Wolf: Yes, we quarreled many times, but it's not a big deal.

40. What kind of quarrels are they?

Hu: Noisy about everything, for work, for many things in life.

Wolf: Well, there must be a running-in period between the two of them.

41. How to reconcile afterwards?

Hu: It's okay to quarrel, what should I do, I'm not angry, I don't need to reconcile.

Wolf: (continuing to smile) Yes.

(Daxue takes out a tissue and covers her nose. The audience applauds and cheers.)

42. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Hu: Of course they can still be together if they can be reincarnated. Anyway, I will recognize him.

Wolf: (slightly hesitates) I also want to see if Xiaofeng is doing well.

Hu: (eyes wide open) Xiaofeng is such a good person, he must have found a lover who cares for him, don't worry, don't worry about it anymore.

Wolf: (sighs lightly) If that's the case, of course I'm relieved.

Hu: Let's make an agreement, if we can be reincarnated, we will still be together.

Wolf: (Looking at him with a smile) Good.

(Xiaohu was overjoyed, hugged him, and kissed him fiercely. Daxue was in a hurry, and quickly covered him: hey, Biao is too impulsive)

43. When did you feel loved?

Tiger: He treats me very well.

Wolf: Well, he is very nice to me.

44. When will you feel that maybe he doesn't love me anymore?

Tiger: Not yet, and never will be.

Wolf: Yes, it seems that there is not yet.

45. How do you express your love?

Tiger: Care about him, take care of him, live with him.

Wolf: same.

46. ​​What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Tiger: flowers?I think he looks more like a cactus.

Wolf: (laughs) He... is more like Kapok.

47. Is there something that the two of you are hiding from each other?

Tiger: Except for the work that needs to be kept secret, there is nothing to hide from him.

Wolf: Me too.

48. Do you feel inferior when two people get along?

Tiger: No.We are a natural pair, a pair made by nature, and we are a perfect match.

Wolf: I never feel inferior.

Hu: That's right, back then, you didn't even give my father face.

Wolf: (laughs) That's all a misunderstanding.

49. Is the relationship between the two recognized or secret?

Hu: Of course it is recognized, we held a grand wedding.

Wolf: Well, it is recognized and legal.

50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Tiger: Of course forever.

Wolf: Well, forever.

Daxue: We are extremely moved by the relationship between the two of them.The questions I will raise below are adult-oriented questions, and children under the age of 18 are invited to leave.

51. Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Tiger: Of course it is Gong.

Wolf: (frowning) Hmph.

52. Why did you decide so?

Tiger: It depends on the force value.

Wolf: He just has an iron arm.

53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Tiger: Very satisfied.

Wolf: Wait until I find a way to deal with that iron arm.

(Xiaohu is laughing happily.)

54. Where was the first H?

Tiger: My home.

Wolf: His home.

55. How did you feel at that time?

Tiger: Very excited.

Wolf: He was drunk, I was very angry and depressed.

56. How did the other party look like at that time?

Tiger: Uh...don't remember.

Wolf: (sneering) Having sex after drinking, how can you remember it?

(Xiao Hu proudly holds Xiao Lang's hand, looking rascally)

57. On the morning of the first night, what was your first sentence?

Tiger: (Thinking about it, a little embarrassed)

Wolf: (sternly) What are you doing?Getting drunk again?

Hu: (scratches his head) Actually... I just want to take my clothes and take a shower.

(audience laughs)

58. What is the frequency of H every week?

Tiger: Hey, we are in good health.

Wolf: Yes.

59. How many times a week do you think is ideal?

Hu: The ideal situation is to do as many as you want, unlimited times.

Wolf: (cold face) Dreaming.

60. So what kind of H is it?

Tiger: Burning with passion.

Wolf: Almost.

61. Where is your most sensitive part?

Tiger: I have rough skin and thick flesh, but his skin is thinner.

Wolf: hum.

Hu: As long as I look at him, I feel my whole body is sensitive.

Wolf: You should be shameless and rogue, a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

(Xiaohu smiles happily)

62. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Hu: He has a thin skin and is sensitive in many places.

Wolf: Shut up!With so many people watching, no hooligans are allowed.

Hu: Well, listen to you, let's go back and discuss this issue with practical actions.

(Little wolf became angry and punched. The scene was a bit chaotic. The audience cheered loudly and whistled frequently. It took a long time for order to be restored on the field)

63. If you use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Tiger: Like a snow wolf running in the field, very sexy and beautiful.

Wolf: Like a tiger descending a mountain, it goes forward indomitably.

64. Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Tiger: Of course I do.

Wolf: Well, I like it.

65. In general, where is H?

Tiger: At home.

Wolf: at home.

66. Where would you like to try?

Hu: In the desert, on the snow-capped mountains, in the lake... There are many places I want to try.

Wolf: (contemptuously) Just dream.

67. Is the shower before or after H?

Tiger: Both.

Wolf: Yes.

68. Is there any agreement between the two at H?

Hu: There is no agreement, just follow your feeling.

Wolf: Yes, it happened naturally, there is no need for any agreement.

69. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Tiger: Yes.

Wolf: Yes.

(Obviously, neither of them wanted to talk about it, and Daxue did not conduct further interviews on it)

70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Hu: This is too nonsense, I object.

Wolf: Well, very irresponsible, I also object.

71. What would you do if the other party was raped by thugs?

Tiger: Kill that bastard.

Wolf: Well, one word, kill.

72. Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Tiger: What are you embarrassed about?

Wolf: Yes, nothing to be ashamed of.

73. If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, what would you do?

Hu: Let's all go out and have a drink together.

Wolf: I will take him to the training ground to ensure that he will no longer feel lonely, let alone suffer from insomnia at night.

Hu: (Laughs) This method is better than drinking.

74. Do you think you are good at H?

Hu: (proud) That's one of my strengths.

Wolf: (smiling) It's okay.

75. What about the other party?

Tiger: He's fine.

Wolf: Very good.

76. What do you want the other party to say at the time of H?

Hu: You can say whatever you want, even if you scold me, it still sounds beautiful.

Wolf: Well, you can say whatever you want.

77. Which expression of the other party do you prefer when H?

Tiger: Happy.

Wolf: Fascinated.

78. Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Tiger: Absolutely not.

Wolf: Well, no.

79. Are you interested in SM?

Tiger: Not interested at all.

Wolf: Not interested.

80. If the other party suddenly stops asking for your body, what will you do?

Hu: (raises his iron arm and waves it) I want him.

Wolf: I think he is unlikely to have such a performance.

Tiger: You still understand me.

Wolf: (face sinks) Hmph.

81. What do you think about rape?

Tiger: Human scum.

Wolf: It should be killed.

82. In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Hu: (dry cough) That...is Meiyuan.

Wolf: (somewhat embarrassed) It was... the day Zihan and Tianyu got married...

(Daxue nodded again and again: I understand, I understand. The audience shouted: I love that day the most.)

83. What is the more painful thing in H?

Tiger: No.

Wolf: He bites people indiscriminately, and always puts his cover in a conspicuous place for me.

(Xiao Lei laughs triumphantly.)

84. Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Tiger: There must be, there must be.

Wolf: (with a cold face) No.

Hu: His every move is a temptation to me, I simply can't stop it.

Wolf: Rogue habits do not explain.

85. What was the reaction of the attacking side at that time?

Tiger: Go forward without hesitation.

Wolf: You always react like this, it has nothing to do with me being seduced or not.

86. Has the attacker committed any violence?

Tiger: Of course not, I can't beat him.

Wolf: He dares!

87. What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Hu: If you want to make assumptions, please refer to the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty.

Wolf: Well, that's a good suggestion.

(Daxue said: Yes, who dares to force the commander of the special forces?)

88. For you, what is the ideal object "as an H object"?

Tiger: That's him, wild wolf.

Wolf: Well, that's him.

89. Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Tiger: Yes.

Wolf: Yes.

90. Have you ever used props in H?

Tiger: Is there any prop in this world more powerful than me?

Wolf: (glaring at him) Don't hold back your words.

91. How old was your "first time"?

Tiger: 21.

Wolf: I'm in my 20s, I don't really remember.

92. Was the object at that time the current lover?

Tiger: No.

Wolf: No.

(Little Wolf's mood fluctuates slightly, so Xiaohu quickly holds his hand.)

93. Where do you like to be kissed most?

Hu: Anywhere is fine, as long as he is willing to take the initiative.

Wolf: (snorting coldly) If our position changes, I will say the same.

Hu: (Looking closer to him and laughing) This is actually quite good, so don't change it.

Wolf: (glance at him sideways) Didn't you say you love me?

Tiger: I love you.

Wolf: Then let me press it.

Hu: That... let's think it over.

Wolf: (raises eyebrow slightly) Duplicity.

(The audience below waved their flags and shouted: Counterattack! Counterattack!)

Wolf: Did you hear that?The voice of the masses.

Hu: (dry cough) Don't force me, let's go back and discuss carefully, okay?

Wolf: (smiling slightly) All right.

(The spring flowers are just blooming, and Xiaohu's eyes are straightened.)

94. Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Tiger: whole body.

Wolf: Yes.

95. What is the most pleasing thing for the other party during H?

Tiger: Take good care of him.

Wolf: let him serve.

(Daxue star eyes: the queen is mighty!)

96. What did you think about when you were H?

Tiger: Together forever.

Wolf: Yes.

97. What is the number of H times in one night?

Hu: Two or three times, let's keep the quality and quantity, not more, just better.

Wolf: Yes.

98. When you were in H, did you take off your clothes yourself, or did the other party help you take them off?

Hu: Basically, I take off the clothes of both of them.

Wolf: (laughs) Almost.

99. What is H to you?

Tiger: The deepest love, the incomparable joy.

Wolf: Yes.

100. Finally, please say a word to your lover.

Tiger: I love you.

Wolf: I love you too.

(The two kiss passionately, as if no one else is there...)

Daxue got up and said: We wish the tiger and wolf love each other forever, and lead the little tiger and wolf to be happy.This concludes the interview, I wish you all happiness, peace and good luck!