This is definitely not rebirth

A thunderbolt on a sunny day, chaos in the wind, as if killed by a thunderbolt, Marle is next door...

After the lunch box recited the scriptures silently in his heart a few times, his mood calmed down a little, and he could finally calmly face the situation that came out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's mouth.

"I'm still in a hurry, so just tell me what your purpose is, and just leave me at the gate of Long's house." After thinking about it, the lunch box added, "Lend me a communicator first."

The person in front chuckled lightly, and flicked his long fingers on the console. His movements were so chic and unrestrained. One could tell at a glance that he wasn't cannon fodder, and he could even be a hidden boss.

The lunch box couldn't help but look sideways, and quietly looked at the screen of the communication program that was dialed to the right, hesitating for three seconds reservedly, he still stretched out his hand to dial Yan's communication number, trying to contact Yan, but the notification signal was interfered, he guessed that Yan had been blocked The Long family took them away, and decisively chose to contact Fan Guo and Juhua.

Although they couldn't say clearly for a while, at least they agreed to keep Yan's request, and Chrysanthemum even asked enthusiastically if they wanted the army to surround the Long family.

I also said that autumn is here, let's destroy the Long family!

The lunch box's suggestion of Xiaobai's romance, literature, art, and freshness was deeply shocked. Of course, no matter how bad and unbelievable the proposal was, the lunch box was still very grateful for Chrysanthemum's enthusiasm. Can't be captured by second-hand goods?I didn't realize that after I rejected Chrysanthemum's proposal in the lunch box of "Fifty Steps and a Hundred Steps", I arranged everything initially, and then looked at the layman's broad back: "Hey, you haven't said your purpose yet, don't say it, I will treat you as a brave man, and when you see injustice, draw your sword to help."

The layman laughed again, with a hearty laugh: "Don't be like this, I was entrusted by someone. I owed him a favor a long, long time ago, and I have to pay it back."

"Who?" Lunchbox frowned, and immediately thought of a possibility: "The X1111 prize number liar?"

"Liar?" The layman raised his eyebrows high, but he was surprised that Danqing would be regarded as a liar. He felt that he didn't understand the matter deeply enough: "What did he lie to you? Candy?"

"Your sister!" The lunch box was really too lazy to talk about that shit, and waved his hand: "Don't worry about that kind of thing, tell me, why did he ask you to find me? I'm really in a hurry."

The layman was silent for a moment, and then said, "Is it for that inkstone?"

"Why...you peeked at my communication?!" Lunch box was sure that he was only using text communication just now, but this layman and hermit obviously knew the content. He was a little angry. Although he wanted to express the wrath of the overlord, the final effect was Puffed cheeks like an inflated dolphin: "Hey, even if you peek, don't show off in front of me openly. Don't you know that when you are a thief, you should hide and have fun? Greetings to your family!"

The layman still laughed, as if he was seriously pleased, and said after a while: "You are using my things, I don't know." After all, these things are connected to his host, okay?

The lunch box went in without knowing it, but he also knew that he had something to ask for, so he snorted arrogantly and didn't pursue further: "Hey, what did that liar ask you to do?"

"What are you doing? It's not a bad thing anyway, but you are in a hurry now, we can talk about it some other time." The layman made a low and monotonous long voice, as if he was thinking, but the long voice stopped suddenly, and he continued: "If I say , I can let you go directly to Long's house and bring him out, what do you think?"

"That's naturally good." The lunch box was not polite, especially thinking that this guy hacked a lot of his privacy, so he ordered people around without any obstacles: "Dude, you are a master, you better help me locate me Where is my wife, I don't want to run around."

"Hehe, even the base just now was able to escape alone. Is the Long family a problem?" Although the layman said so, he did not refuse to help. He was analyzing the lunch box through the system, hoping to find something similar to his partner. , In the end, he analyzed it from the outside to the inside. Except for the obvious connection in the DNA, the physical strength is similar, and the appearance and even the personality are indistinguishable.This DNA is amazing, the layman said with emotion: "Well, we still have 5 minutes to arrive, so, in these 5 minutes, please answer me a question."

"Huh?" 5 minutes, really long!The lunch box curled its lips: "Ask, but I don't guarantee that I will fool you."

"Hehe, I can detect lies."

"Hehe." I finished the lie detector N+ years ago, will I tell you casually?

The layman didn't care much about what the lunch box thought, and asked himself: "If I say, I know your biological fathers, one of them is a sinner of the nobles of the galaxy but they are powerful, they are very popular in the galaxy outside the galaxy, and they are free people with a wide sea and sky; A person with high authority in the Milky Way, rich and powerful, who can almost control the wind and rain, and you are his only heir. Which one will you choose?"

"Walle, go!" The first thought came out, the lunch box was really shocked, this content is a bit too informative, fathers?This steamed stuffed bun was originally the product of a man and a man?So tired, I feel like I don’t love anymore——A mysterious person descended from the sky and told him about the life experience of this body, such as rich family grievances, sadomasochistic love, robbery and so on.

At the same time, Lunch Box felt that he had come into contact with a certain magical field. N+ years ago, test-tube babies were all fertilized by sperm and eggs. Has it developed to the point where cells divide?Can we not be high-powered?How embarrassing are you for making a fertilized egg... And then, that means he can have a baby if he is gay in the future?No wonder there are no age and gender restrictions on engagement rings, and homosexuality has become popular.

The lunch box took 3 minutes to brainstorm, and when there was 1 minute left, his scattered eyes focused again, and then he remained calm, and replied: "Don't follow."

"Oh, why?" For this answer, the layman seemed surprised but not too surprised. After all, a child with a lover gene will at least inherit that kind of arrogance and self-confidence, as well as the desire for freedom.

"Are you okay? The first one looks like you will be displaced if you follow, and you will be thrown with tomatoes and eggs at any time. You can't touch the father's debt. You can't touch it. The second one is hard to look at. It's just horrible. I'm sorry. Shit, the sole heir, let me tell you, don’t report on me, if I’m smeared with a lot of pomade to make me look three-quarter-length or have a big back, wear a lifeless suit every day, and wear an artificial intelligence-like The paralyzed face is filled with database every day... Shit, I would rather be a lady in women's clothing, let me go back to the kindergarten to sleep!! I would like to be cute every day! Are you still a high authority? Don't do evil, benefactor, are you sure you are not Anti-social elements, are they actually coming back to invade Earth or something?"

Lunch box really doesn't want to recognize any parents, let alone that he is not the original gentleman at all, even if this level is not considered, he still has no love for such parents.

Did you recognize the father in front of you?Take inkstone to wander, have a home but can't return, and go back to the countryside to visit relatives and worry about the police coming to the door, like a fugitive?Don't be too hard on the son and daughter-in-law of the big sinner.Is that the one behind?As soon as you hear it, it sounds like a great pressure on a horse. Do you think everyone can be as stupid as Long Wen?Brainless superiors end up as cannon fodder!Cannon fodder!Or cannon fodder!Isn't it stupid?Nima must at least be like Wu Naxie, the N-th power education of elites, and become an elite. Nima has a secret crush, and dare not be too unrestrained in chasing others. The horse's... evil spirits are dispelled!Scatter!Scatter! ! !

"..." The layman sighed with emotion that DNA is really miraculous. With the wisdom and abilities of those two people, they actually produced a female-clothed lady who slept in kindergarten?Is it a variation?

The destination was reached during the entanglement between the two. The layman promised to help, but he had to remind: "Hey, don't mention my name to anyone. It's good that you know the name of the layman. If you mention it casually, there may be serious consequences. Big trouble, of course, it's your trouble."

After listening to the lunch box, he decided to throw the name into the corner of his memory to grow mushrooms: "You promised to help me find the inkstone."

"...Slacker." The layman saw that he could do it by himself, but he was determined to use his little wife. He sighed helplessly, and took out an armband studded with black stones and put it on the child: "Your Have you lost your identity device? This private optical computer is more useful. You can hold it. It contains the holographic map of the Long family and the location of the registration inkstone. You can go in. As for the main computer of the Long family, I will take care of it. , half an hour is enough for you to get him out?"

After finishing speaking, the layman touched his chin lightly, and looked up and down at the young lady who was less than one meter away. A strange gleam flashed in his eyes, and a flying shuttle slowly floated over: "Well, this flying shuttle is for you to use. I stole it and used it. Just throw it away."

It is the latest fast-running shuttle launched in the past half a month. It has a very cool appearance, streamlined design, and the enthusiastic Chinese red. It is a must-have tool for the second generation of Sao Bao to show off his wealth.

For some reason, the lunch box always feels that this is the car of a certain dragon surnamed Jiaozi. He smiled brightly from the bottom of his heart like a man-eating flower: "Well, I will throw it away after I use it up."

The layman took a deep look at the child, three years old, small, like glutinous rice balls, but definitely filled with black sesame seeds: "Don't use it too thoroughly, this shuttle is still very good, leave a whole body."

The lunch box was noncommittal: "Thank you, I'm in a hurry, let's go first."

After saying that, the child turned around and left without being polite, and he never asked the layman about the next meeting. He believed that this guy was so powerful that he could hack the computer system of the master of the Long family, so it would be easy to find him. He only needed to solve the problem. own affairs, and then just wait for the meeting to discuss in detail.

In other words, that liar is really persistent, he refused many times, but he persisted, and even found a master to find him, this is definitely true love...your sister!

Thinking of the lottery winning information all over the screen, and the culprit who killed him, Fan was really looking forward to meeting the liar, and then put a face full of jam, okay?How about peanut butter?

While thinking about all kinds of revenge, the lunch box swaggered into the Long family mansion. Now the door of the Long family mansion is wide open, and the little penguin drove straight in while browsing the Long family locked up by the anti-theft system with shy and timid green eyes. With all kinds of bitter faces, he moved his short legs towards Yan's position.

The armband trembled suddenly, showing that there was a voice message, and the lunch box unscrupulously chose to open, and then the layman's laughing voice sounded.

[By the way, I forgot to tell you, I am actually your stepfather, little boy, please greet my dear daughter-in-law for me. ]

"..." The lunch box stumbled from his left foot to his right foot, staggered three or four times, and then fell to the ground in shame, unable to get up for a long time after falling down the street.

And the people who are locked in the meeting hall don't know that their main computer has been instigated by a certain artificial intelligence robot, and they are still busy dealing with the difficult matter of the illegitimate child.

The Patriarch of the Long family was in a complicated mood. Looking at the illegitimate son standing under the hall, it was the crystallization of love between him and the stranger he once loved deeply - Long Yan.This illegitimate child is better than Long Wen regardless of appearance and ability, but unfortunately, bloodline determines that this illegitimate child can only be a disgrace to the Long family.

Aliens, a powerful but most unstable race, was once thought to be exterminated because of madness a hundred years ago.

Nowadays, we can occasionally hear news about madness. Although it has improved a lot compared to a hundred years ago, it still cannot change the nature of aliens. They are still the most despicable and lowest race in the eyes of nobles and half-humans.

"Inkstone."

After a lengthy silence, the Patriarch of the Long Family finally said, "What exactly do you want?"

"Lunch box." Yan's voice was like the cold wind in early spring, cold and firm: "I want to take him home."

"Get the lunch box?" After being so shocked, the Patriarch of the Long Family frowned tightly: "I will let him go back, but after we have negotiated the terms, let's talk, what do you want before you stop revenge?"

"Revenge?" Yan lightly frowned, his blue-gold pupils were clouded by doubt.

"Yes." The Patriarch of the Long Family, including the prestigious senior members of the family, thought that the illegitimate son was pretending to be stupid. Before becoming a father, Long Qianfan, who was the patriarch of the big family, said patiently: "What you did Everything is just to get revenge on the Long family, and I am here to tell you that what you have done is meaningless, just say it, we can talk about your conditions. But you have to stop, and you have to complain to Long Wen The public should explain clearly and give the Long family an 'innocence'. After that, you can go back with your little friend and take what you got from the Long family."

"If what you want is the surname Long, that's absolutely impossible." An elder said solemnly, because his old and severely slack face tightened hard to show his majesty: "The lineage of the Long family is unacceptable." pollute."

"..." Yan didn't know how to answer, he probably understood what these people had misunderstood, and it was too much: "I don't want anything, just a lunch box."

"..."

The Long family only thought that the illegitimate child was really insidious and cunning, and they even asked them to make conditions to take the initiative invisibly. I am afraid that the Long family will suffer a lot this time.

Before the elders of the Long family finished exchanging messages, the door of the conference room opened with a bang, and the little penguin rubbed his blushing forehead, and rushed into the young man's arms with short legs: "Brother, what's the matter?" The place is terrible, Xiao Lunchbox wants to go home."

Your sister's stepfather, next time I won't shoot you a brick, my name will be written in reverse, hey, my forehead and nose hurt.