This is definitely not rebirth

Fei Shuo went straight to the main house of the Fan family, and it was Fan Guo who met them outside the door.

The child jumped off the shuttle first, and stepped forward with short legs. Yan stepped out next to him, and he nodded to Fan Guo.

Fan Guohuan folded his arms and looked at the lunch box, frowning at his little penguin outfit: "Are you offending the Long family?"

The lunch box is full of innocence: "They really offended me."

"Hehe." Hearing this, Fan Guo wanted to touch the child's hair, but before he could get it, he was severely beaten by those brown curly hair, and he withdrew his hand angrily: "The Fan family will not turn against the Long family for you, so You'd better stay in my house for the time being and don't go out, the opposite Long family doesn't dare to say anything."

"Go to school..." Yan couldn't help worrying when he thought that credits and benefits could only be obtained by actively attending classes.

"If you go to school, it doesn't matter to you. If you are light and weak, try not to use small lunch boxes." Fan Guo said seriously.

"Your sister!" The lunch box jumped up and kicked Fan Guo, who didn't feel any pain or itch.

Sure enough, is Chrysanthemum's constitution too weak?

Fan Guo thought for a while, and then added to Yan: "Your friend Chrysanthemum has a father who is a colonel. He is very powerful in school and is your direct teacher. As long as he is willing to help, it is safe at school. You can come with me." Going to and from school. But the situation in the small lunch box kindergarten is different.”

"Brother Chrysanthemum has already agreed to help." Lunchbox responded first: "Brother Yan can go back to school, I'll just stay here in Fan Guo, there is no difference between sleeping at school and sleeping here."

"I seem to hear something strange." Fan Guo dug his ears.

Yan thinks about it, now they have no way to solve the Long family. For the sake of the safety of the lunch box, it is true that kindergarten cannot go, but for the sake of the family, he must go back to the military academy to continue to save credits and receive benefits. Life cannot be maintained.

"Well, I will continue to go to school tomorrow, and I will ask for leave for the lunch box."

"Brother, thank you for your hard work." The lunch box also understood that Yan was thinking about making a living, and secretly made up his mind to grow to two meters quickly so that he could share the family's income.

When he grows to two meters, he wants to build a spaceship and two mechs, and then travel in space with him and visit various galaxies—this "little wish" has become the goal of the lunch box.

Feeling the child's care, Yan touched the child's hair, the brown curly hair was wrapped around the white fingers, rubbing reluctantly.

Fan Guo is delicious, he can't do it if he wants to touch it, and he will get tired of it if he is another person?The fiancé doesn't show their happiness like this!

"Okay, I've prepared a place for you, go, come with me."

Hearing this, Yan held the lunch box in his arms and followed Fan Guo's footsteps.

Speaking of the Fan family, the style of work is actually extremely weird. Although there are a lot of family rules that need to be followed, the children of the Fan family are quite free. They can fight for what they want. As long as they do not violate the family rules and laws, even a certain family member Striptease lovers, you won't be stopped from running around naked for nothing.

So Fan Guo wants to take care of the two, and no one in the Fan family objects, as long as Fan Guo solves it by his own ability, it’s OK, so Fan Guo likes to be an Internet ladyboy and LOLI control, and the Fan family never stops it, so Fan Guo The room he lives in is a fantasy palace style, there are two rooms for various moe girl costumes, and there is also a sewing studio. It turns out that Fan Guo not only loves LOLI, loves moe girl clothes, but also loves sewing.

When the lunch box saw all this, he couldn't help admiring the inclusiveness of the Fan family. If it were another big family, there was such a prodigal son who didn't do his job properly, and he probably would play a role in the family change. Shen Ma's cruel parents scolded his perverted son, and Shen Ma's Fu Er would be his ideal Clean up and leave the house, The Passion of the Shemale Son of the Shenma Family, and so on!There will be no shortage of bloody plots.

but now--

The sense of crisis in the lunch box exploded, and the curly hair seemed to sense danger and even explored around like a radar. He licked his dry lips and looked at the ultra-luxurious baroque-style palace room in front of him, as well as the mobile hanger full of clothes. The LOLI skirt with bright colors and exaggerated shapes, he has a sense of sadness and sadness in the wind and cold water.

Before the child could recover from the shock, Fan Guo picked up a cyan insect green princess-sleeved tutu and said enthusiastically, "Look, I made this after I met you. I think this suits you best, it's the same color as your pupils."

"Your sister's colorblindness, you actually compare this with my crystal clear eyes!" The lunch box raised his leg and kicked, assuming that he was ignored by the muscular descendants of the ancient martial arts family. itch.

"Don't like this? Then let's do it." Fan Guo remained enthusiastic, and immediately picked up another set of little devil tutu skirts, which were also equipped with devil horns and devil tails. What a wicked taste.

"I'm starting to doubt your intentions in taking us in." Lunchbox really wanted to whip the Internet ladyboy with the devil's tail: "Can't you let Yan and I finish dinner first?!"

It was only then that Fan Guo remembered that the two of them had just escaped from Long's house, and they needed to have a good meal and a good night's rest, so they would no longer forcefully sell the clothes they made: "Okay, let's go eat."

Then the two looked for Yan at the same time, and saw that the long black military uniform with a paralyzed face was picking out a pink Western Region style dancer's dress from the hanger, the small tube top, sarong pants, gold silk veil, and gold and gemstone pendants. Yes, there was an evil and seductive aura emanating from it.Noticing the gazes of the two, Yan turned his face away. On his serious and solemn face, the blue and gold eyes were slightly beseeching.

Hey——The arrow pierced through the wind, and the knees on both sides of the lunch box were bleeding profusely, and he knelt down.

"I know, I wear it after eating and taking a shower."

Yan was satisfied, and Fan Guo had an idea, and suddenly became enthusiastic about Yan. When eating, he never forgot to call out the catalog of his own clothes and recommend them one by one.

After a while, Yan has become interested in no less than ten sets of clothes, imagining all kinds of cute and cute shapes of lunch boxes, and at this time, someone's brain is imagining the cute and cute puppet girl, with chicken legs on the left and crab claws on the right, eating happily.The chicken leg bones creaked, the crab claws creaked, and the child looked like a hungry man, but who knew how a man's heart was bleeding when he was faked?

Yan was distracted to wipe the child's hands and mouth with a napkin, and Fan Guo was also distracted to worry that one-third of the food on the table was missing.

"Fuck! Two... Lunch box, are you really that hungry? Now you look like a Yetu star who ate food from the earth for the first time."

"Your sister's Yetuxing, your whole family is from Yetuxing!" The lunch box was furious, and accidentally cursed his own soul into it.

Fan Guo was sprayed with chicken legs and crab claws, and silently wiped his face.

"Lunch box, pay attention to hygiene." Yan Xun said.

Fan Guofu: You parent, isn't it important to apologize to the victim? !Is it really not important to be polite?

Ren Yan obediently wiped his paws and mouth, and then looked at Fan Guo with disgust: "Hey, I said you like loli clothes so much, why don't you wear them yourself?!" Total shemale.

However, as soon as the crunchy child's voice fell, Fan Guo suddenly looked at the sky with a lonely expression on his face. From the distant sky so ethereal: "Do you want to see me in LOLI clothes?"

Yan frowned, and said frankly: "No, you are not cute at all."

Fan Guo covered his chest with a hurt look on his face: "Don't be so direct, okay? My glass heart is broken."

The corner of the lunch box's lips twitched slightly, trying to imagine Fan Guo wearing a LOLI outfit, but due to the interference of his own protection system, the picture was always filled with mosaics, saying that he couldn't imagine it.

"Forget it, I can't imagine King Kong Barbie with Omega's chin and a height of more than two meters. You should continue to be a muscular man."

"Hey~"

Although Fan Guo was very eager to dress up the lunch box as a cute LOLI, but he is not a bad person in essence, he is quite upright, so he arranged for the two of them to have a good rest first, and talk about other things later.

The Fan family is doing well decisively. In the area where Fan Guo lives, there is actually a large Roman bath. The golden lion head keeps spitting out hot water. There are still petals floating on the pool water. It is extremely romantic, but thinking of being romantic here The person taking a bath with the petals is a strong man, and one can't help but feel a chill in one's heart—can we not be serious?Apart from these, the lunch box and the inkstone are very satisfied. The child decisively took off his clothes and jumped into the bath for a swim in breaststroke, butterfly, and freestyle. Finally, the child floated leisurely on the water with his back turned, his small body breaking through the sea of ​​petals, like little mermaid.His green eyes fixed on his knuckle fingers, watching them unbutton from top to bottom, take off the general uniform, and then step into the water with slender legs.

...a beautiful body.

The water was only up to the waist, and the inkstone was slowly immersed in the water, beckoning to the child: "Come here, wash your hair."

The lunch box swam over obediently, sat in the boy's arms, and said, "Brother has such a good figure."

Yan casually hummed, and concentrated on washing the child's hair. The shampoo was rose-scented. The brown curly hair curled his fingers lightly from time to time under his fingertips. It was not entangled. It was very cute. Yan silently extended the washing time .

"In the future, I also want to have a good figure, at least eight-pack abs." Lunchbox recalled himself back then, recalling Ermi in the Interstellar channel, and felt that this was not a dream at all, and a bright future was not far ahead.

Eight pack abs?Yan's hands stiffened suddenly, and he grabbed the child's scalp. He really couldn't imagine the connection between the soft, chubby child and the eight-pack abs. He could not help but aim at the child's round belly, feeling distressed He whispered: "Actually, one piece is also good."

"What?" Lunchbox felt his scalp being tightened, but he didn't care too much: "I will grow to be two meters tall in the future, can I see a piece of abs? No, only eight pieces."

Hearing that tone, he was very persistent, and Yan was deeply hit. He secretly hoped that the child would grow up a little slower, and then a little slower, preferably so slowly that he would never grow up.

Lunchbox had no idea that he was being cursed viciously again, humming a ditty, immersed in the dream of two meters tall and eight-pack abs, smiling.

That night, they slept on a gorgeous Kingsize bed, Yan was holding a lunch box, and the lunch box was holding Yan.

Then the boy had a nightmare, a huge two-meter-high lunch box with eight-pack abs on a round belly, calling him with a cute child's voice, rushing over and crushing him into pieces of paper people.

The boy in his sleep was sweating profusely, describing his pain.

But the child had a sweet dream. He dreamed that he was more than two meters tall, holding Yan's shoulders, admiring his Medusa together, and then he lifted Yan's chin in a cool, handsome and domineering way. He said: Autumn is here, let the planet XX be destroyed.

In his sleep, Zhengtai smiled strangely, with a wretched expression.

The next morning, Yan wakes up early and digs up the child who is still in the dream. He pretends to have good work and rest habits, but in fact only he knows a little bit of it...for example, a small revenge for a dream?

After the lunch box watched the two of them go to school, they wandered around Fan's house with nothing to do.

Fan Guo didn't say that he was not allowed to go shopping, so he acted unscrupulously, anyway, he was only three years old, anyway, he was visiting the houses of his descendants.