This is definitely not rebirth

The so-called online dating should be cautious, face-to-face has no future...

The lunch box thinks that Leihu and Keiduo are in such a situation, although he has never heard that Fan Guo has such a heart for Leihu, you must know that although Fan Guo is a loli control, Internet ladyboy, he is really pure in heart. Man, but this doesn't affect the fate of Lei Hu's little persimmon who is doomed to cheat his father.

The alien young man beside him is full of enthusiasm, and obviously has great expectations for his secret lover.

Lei Hu said enthusiastically: "When I see her, I will first tell her that I really like her so much, and then I will take her back to her home planet to meet her parents, and then hold a grand wedding. I will stay with her forever." She is good."

The lunch box looked at him sympathetically, and said meaningfully: "Brother, do you know? Generally speaking, a supporting role will get a bento in the next second after they say such a beautiful future plan." Then Bai was cousin by brother, and parents were met by brother , The daughter-in-law is also married to the brother. Usually the brother's ending is very happy, and he is the only one who is not perfect.

Lei Hu's expression changed several times, but looking at the cute and cute child in front of him, he really couldn't be too aggressive with this child who obviously grew up according to his preferences, and finally blushed with depression and said sharply: "What do you know? It's so cute. She is a reserved and good girl, she has never messed with anyone, and she definitely has no one in reality, so my chances of success are very high."

If he really messed with someone, it would be European and American muscle calcium tablets... Lunch box rolled his eyes while complaining in his heart, he really couldn't explain this stupid mistake, let alone he had no position to explain, he wanted to expose two meters identity?Well, he still wants to talk about it when he is two meters tall. Now he is surrounded by a group of people who are taller than him and commenting on it. He is completely uninterested.

"Then go ahead and work hard." Lunchbox patted Lei Hu on the shoulder, encouraging: "No matter what setbacks you encounter, hope is around the corner, try to turn the corner, the earth is still rich in LOLI."

Leihu people are very straightforward. To use the local dialect of the earth, they are stupid. They are completely unaware of the deep meaning of mourning and change in the lunch box words. They really regard it as a blessing, so they want to touch the child's head. The spring is shining brightly. : "I will work hard."

The tentacle hair of the lunch box decisively pulled Lei Hu's palm away, making him stunned on the spot.

Lei Hu looked at this curly brown hair in astonishment, and after a while he said with difficulty: "Well, little brother, do you have a brother or something in your family? Or cousin, cousin, uncle, uncle or something The young male elders also have brown kelp heads, chicken shit green eyes, and the same tentacle-tied hair."

Kelp head your sister!Chicken shit green your sister!The lunch box knew what Lei Hu wanted to test, so he picked his nose decisively: "No, there are no young male elders."

Lei Hu patted his heart: "Huh, I was scared to death, I thought I ran into that perverted relative."

You are the pervert, your whole family is perverted!There are all kinds of roars in the lunch box, but the face is not showing the mountains and the dew, kicking the little short legs, the uncle Zhengtai with a small chicken stomach is more determined not to interfere in this oolong confession, you know, he was buried behind his back by himself If you hear something, you will be punished... Well, should you encourage Lei Hu to make this confession more grand and public?It would be best to be on the entertainment page or something, hehehe.

Lei Hu, who didn't know that he had been hit by a thunder unintentionally, kept telling the child about the crazy history of the pervert, all kinds of complaints, and taught the child to stay away from perverts in order to have a happy future.

The lunch box listened carefully to the story of "The Perverted Second Young Master" on the interstellar channel, while throwing sugar balls into his mouth. This story could not be finished until it reached the earth, Lei Hu concluded with regret.

"The things that pervert has done, the people who have cheated are too numerous to count, and I can't finish it. I will tell you next time, brother."

The lunch box can't help but reflect on whether he has done enough to let this guy dare to use it as a talking point. The real rape should make people tremble three times even thinking about it, let alone tell a story, he should be even worse , so bad that others dare to talk about him only - the person who can't even mention his name.

Before disembarking from the spaceship, Lei Hu reluctantly said goodbye to the child: "Little brother, you haven't told me your name yet. You are the first friend I made in the Milky Way, please leave a contact information."

In fact, Lunch Box admires Lei Hu's straightforwardness. Although he speaks without brains and acts impulsively, he is better than hot-blooded. Hot-blooded men are always easy to get acquainted with each other, so Lunch Box also gave the contact information very manly: "My name is Lunch Box, If you fall out of love and feel that there is nothing to love in life, and when life is dark, you can come to me. I have a buddy who is a doctor. He has a lot of money and is stupid.

"..." Lei Hu looked at the sky: "Why do I feel that you are cursing me for falling out of love and acting like a matchmaker?"

"You think too much." Lunchbox smiled sincerely: "I'm just worried about you, Brother Leihu."

Lei Hu, who was too angry with the cute and cute little Zheng, resolutely gave up thinking about it, and he didn't want to touch the child's head anymore. The fact that the hair was too similar to 'Er Mi' was quite creepy. He wanted to forget as much as possible. Thinking of the days when he was abused by that pervert, his tiger body was not shaking enough.

After passing the customs, bid farewell to Leihu, pick up the shuttle at the airport shuttle parking lot, and go home directly.

There is a record of Chrysanthemum’s visit at home. He pre-arranged the optical brain to explain to his friends about going to Jupiter to visit relatives. He probably knew that he was in Jupiter, and he didn’t come back for a few days. Inform Chrysanthemum that he has come back, he can guess why Chrysanthemum came, he definitely wants to come for dinner.

Next, the optical brain at home saved a few homework and class records sent by the military school, so that he would not miss his studies during the few days of vacation. He resolutely skipped these "junk mails" and directly contacted Yan in Jupiter.

When the three-dimensional image of the lover appeared, the lunch box almost instinctively pounced on it, but finally stopped, avoiding the tragedy of flying into the air and hitting the wall.

Yan first looked around, and when he knew that the child was completely home, he nodded lightly: [You are tired, go to bed early. ]

The lunch box pouted aggrievedly: "I'm not tired, I don't sleep with you when I'm tired, I'm empty and lonely."

[good. ]

Yan stretched out his hand to touch the child's head, which was probably an instinctive reaction. When the hand passed through the image and couldn't touch the essence, a lonely emotion flashed in the different-colored pupils. Lovers are concerned and confused.

[Next time there is a holiday, we can meet again. ]

"I really want to hurry up and stay by your side for a long time." Lunchbox propped his face, seriously thinking about skipping a grade.

In fact, with his current fighting strength, it is not impossible to enter the army immediately, but he is not yet full, and the marriage contract with Yan cannot be fulfilled, which means that even if he enters the army, he must follow the arrangement of the military. Rely on the strength of Danqing or cheap fathers?It's even more unrealistic. After all, those people are big and attractive, with many enemies and high standards. These innocuous things of the elite are enough for him, a fart, to eat a pot.Let’s just skip a grade. Originally, he had to be 25 to leave school. He skipped a few grades to get a certificate with Yan, then put himself in the military department, and then formed a husband and wife file with Yan... Hahaha, thinking about it, I think Nima's fairy couple is also inferior.

Seeing the child's contorted smiling face, Yan was a little worried: [You are really exhausted, go to bed early. ]

The lunch box hurriedly put away his revealed nature, put on an innocent and cute expression, and said obediently: "Well, I will take a good rest, and take good care of yourself, don't work too hard on missions, safety first, if you get hurt, I will cry."

[…I won't make you cry. ] Yan murmured softly, then stretched out his hand stiffly but persisted in stroking the top of his hair: [Hey, you should be careful in the military academy, don't worry too much about your grades, just make do with it, art soldiers don't need to go on dangerous missions. ]

Fantastic soldier of literature and art, can I eat it?

The lunch box immediately understood what Yan had misunderstood, but he didn't explain, and just went on like this: "Well, I don't study very hard, and I always fail the culture class."

[You still need to study properly. ] Yan touched the child again, his expression was not exaggerated, a touch of gentleness: [Okay, rest, goodbye. ]

"Goodbye."

The figure disappeared, the lunch box smacked its lips, and sent a message to Danqing to ask about the face-to-face meeting. Danqing's reply came soon.

After receiving Danqing's request for communication, the lunch box passed through immediately, and a virtual projection of Danqing appeared in front of his eyes, an intellectual scientist nobleman with outstanding appearance.

[The X1111 player party event was held near the X1111 research institute in the ark, and you were not notified because you didn’t have to participate, and you were going to be a little white lotus to promote X2222 that day. ] Danqing's words are simple and appalling.

The lunch box understands that he is the main spokesperson of X2222, and the X1111 player gathering is actually to create momentum for X2222. In addition, he guesses that the main purpose of Danqing is to obtain the data of the players on the spot through this momentum... This science house!

"Okay, send the details to my manager. In addition, the matter of me being Ermi must be kept secret. I also want to wait until Ermi is tall before revealing my identity to scare them."

The so-called them are naturally those players of the Interstellar Channel.

After raising his eyebrows, Danqing's projection scrutinized the child carefully from bottom to top, his critical eyes were like a wicked mother-in-law looking at her daughter-in-law, with disgust at every glance.

[Can they wait until the day you reveal your identity in their lifetime? ]

Danqing said so, so the lunch box exploded decisively.

"Your sister! Stop cursing me! I will break through two meters soon!"

[It’s unscientific and not in line with biology. Unless you use hormones for your physique, I don’t recommend that you use the hormones that strengthen your body. To some extent, it will limit your body’s development, and the harm will outweigh the benefits. In the future, you will regret. ]

"Hahaha, stupid mortal, can brother's growth be explained by the self-righteous common sense of you and other mortals! Get back quickly!!!!" Lunch box bared his teeth and pointed his middle finger, and terminated contact by the way. Thinking about it, he even forgot to ask before How did he deal with the outbreak of mental power? He pulled the curly hair that was fanning him to cool down with some annoyance, curled his lips, and went to see what the ingredients at home could cook. Cengfan, probably almost starved to death.

In the end, the lunch box made some simple dishes, filled a full lunch box, and let the city courier send it to the central medical department, because the chrysanthemum is on duty today.He hastily filled his stomach, threw the bowls and chopsticks into the dishwasher, and then threw himself into the game... Of course, let the game accompany the night without a wife.

On the other side, the science nerd, which is different from the game nerd, turned to the data decisively after the lunch box inertia cramped and cut off the communication. He still had to think about whether he should invite He Cong and the lay couple for the meeting, and then let Fengtian catch up. A trip, anyway, there are a lot of people, if you look at it from a distance, it can barely be regarded as a small gathering, and then a small lunch box can also be regarded as a reunion... I really want to see how he will go crazy in front of his parents, and deduce it according to the degree of his convulsions, Hehe...Maybe being stimulated to go to the newspaper office, showing a dick or something in public, how shocking it will be, and weeping ghosts and gods.