This is definitely not rebirth

In other words, when the scene that the manager saw was just formed, it was more than an hour ago. At that time, the lunch box was sitting in a place where the blood rain could not reach, watching the fourth master from screaming and dodging to bursting out and beating people, watching Fan Guoli living in a raincoat Running wildly outside the attack range, these people looked up and spurted blood for about a few minutes before finally resting, looking at the little nose-picking Mrs. Out of the track... suddenly there is a feeling of a group of demons dancing wildly, so freaking supernatural.

"I feel like my moral integrity has been shattered, it's instant kill."

"Three Views!!!! Where's my Three Views? I can't feel it anymore. Did it run away from home?"

"Ah, I see, my grandmother is waving at me."

"I seem to have returned to my home planet, that blue crystal flower~"

Seeing that all of them lost their souls and looked as if they had bumped into evil, Fan Guo was very worried, he rubbed to the side of the lunch box, threw away the blood-stained raincoat, and complained: "Look, didn't I say that this is too exciting? You see you scare them, how many supplements do you have to take to make up for it.”

The lunch box rolled its eyes, flicked its nails, curled its jelly-like lips, and hummed coldly and noblely: "It's just that I'm a little young, so I won't be so scared. It's because they can't bear it too much, right? "

"..."

Children, do you understand, when they have a fixed image of something in their hearts, especially the deep image that is so obscene that it has been imprinted in their minds, suddenly a cute and innocent looking bird pops up? The cute little Zhengtai came and said that this is the real body... but it came from the disillusionment deep in the soul.

It must also be stated that there is also a sense of despair about the interstellar future, the next generation of flowers, a kind of wall-cracking despair.

Tell me, what's wrong with the kids nowadays?It's getting more and more fierce, the three views, the integrity, it seems that there is no such thing as birth, it's all incomprehensible.

"Sister Jin, you are a top student in the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine, please make them sober." The lunch box was quite depressed: "I still have something to talk about."

Jin Yongzheng directly rolled his eyes at the shameless little Zhengtai, and then wiped the blood on his face. The rough female warrior took out a windproof lighter, wiped the flames, and threw it at the fire sensor probe. The whole private room was immediately flooded, including The body of the lunch box was also drenched thoroughly, and all those people who seemed to have lost their souls were all drenched and sober.

"..." The lunch box baby's fat face was covered with water, and his small palm slowly wiped the water droplets on his face, thinking to himself: This is definitely revenge.

Fan Guo ran to send away the robots and hotel staff who came to put out the fire, turned his head back, threw a clean towel to the child, dabbed the water in his hair very coolly, and said, "Wipe the water, don't catch a cold, It is not easy for a child to grow up, and the old and sick will not grow taller."

"Your sister!" The lunch box flew up and kicked Fan Guo, a strong man, on his back. Seeing him getting up, rubbing his chin and showing his teeth, he pointed his middle finger at him. He is not tall, but his bad friends love to use his only shortcoming to blame him, and they never give up.

Sister Jin next to her took care of a bunch of frightened people, but they still stared wide-eyed. There was even a one-eyed alien whose eyes were obviously bigger than her head, and now they were staring like basketballs. She didn’t care. She yelled decisively: "Hey, enough of you!!! Ermi, oh yes, I should call you lunch box, small lunch box, you are not You invited such a large group of people just to watch the group vomit blood, what is the important thing you said? You should explain clearly, if you can't give a reasonable explanation, I'm afraid you will have to walk out of here today."

Jin Yongzheng dared to say this because of the large number of people here. The experience of these years told her that 1V1 is absolutely impossible to beat, right?She believed that those people who were abused on the interstellar channel in the past would never let go of any chance of revenge, let alone this great opportunity?

The lunch box pursed its lips and looked at the group of people with extremely aggrieved eyes: "Fourth Master, I believe that others will not be as ignorant as you are."

"Fuck, shameless!" Sister Jin roared, and then she noticed that many of the allies around her showed hesitation, as if they didn't want to bully such a cute and cute little Zhengtai, especially the one who resembled the interstellar idol. Bai Lian's wife, although she is very arrogant and wretched, she also likes to pick her nose.

Sure enough, being cute is king?After living for nearly thirty years, Jin Yongzheng finally has a new understanding of life, and at the same time reveals a touch of sadness, because she has already passed the age of being cute...Your sister!Sister doesn't need to be cute!The eldest sister slammed the word cute to the ground, raised her hand to pinch Xiaozheng's tender face and squeezed it hard, just like Cinderella's stepmother and step-sisters, she smiled and showed her white teeth that ooze cold light: "Will you Sister speak well, don't pretend to be pitiful."

The lunch box raised his hand and rubbed the cheek pinched by the ruthless elder sister, and smiled brightly, like an innocent young lady: "It's really important. The first thing is about Captain Liangyin. He has some things that he can't go online recently. Please explain I'll act as captain temporarily, and he'll come back later, let's talk."

The purple-skinned alien with long horns stood up first, and asked anxiously: "What's going on? You have to explain clearly that the captain's position is not just for you...even though you are Ermi."

Obviously this is the captain, his appearance is exactly the same as the appearance in the game, after all, not everyone will deliberately change their appearance.

The lunch box looked at the captain in this game, knowing that this must be explained, so he took out Liangyin from his pocket and left the projector at the end, turned on the pre-recording setting to play the call of the day, of course only Captain Liangyin said In the words, there is no part about the lunch box talking, but the content can be guessed one or two. In the end, Liangyin was hit hard and cheered, which is really heartbreaking.

—— Ermi, you annoying little fairy... vomit~

"Okay, I've finished explaining about Captain Liangyin, let's talk about mine." As if he couldn't feel the almost materialized resentment at all, the lunch box continued, "Then what, I'm going to do something in the interstellar world." After a career, I have even prepared ships and other tools, but I am short of employees, so I want to ask who of you wants to follow me, and those who don’t want to go can go now.”

This news is much more shocking than the previous ones. You must know that replacing the captain’s position in the game is only a matter of the virtual world. How rich is a space ship with the foundation of starting a business in the interstellar world.

Have we fallen into the legendary Raven?Pig feet are born with great wisdom, they can pick up girls at the age of three, and they can be the president at the age of eight...Everyone has doubts in their hearts, and they take a closer look at the child in front of them. Shorts, knee-length stockings, the whole body exudes a soft and easy to push down pure light, that outstanding face is similar to the nobles of the middle and upper classes of the earth, and I heard that the patriarch of a certain noble is "two meters" at the face-to-face conference. Come to think of it, this child is the real 'two meters', so he is inseparable from the patriarch of the plant family of the nobles of the galaxy. He really is the second generation of officials, a rich man.

Someone raised the key point: "You have to tell me what you want to do?"

Someone immediately guessed: "Is it going to set up an interstellar mercenary group?"

"Interstellar Bandit?"

"Interstellar smuggling gang?"

"Interstellar idol? You look too much like Xiao Bailian, it would be nice to have a male Xiao Bailian."

"Interstellar cult?"

Wait, wait, the more you guess, the more outrageous it becomes. In the end, someone guessed at the Cowherd's restaurant. The hand holding the lunch box on his face slipped, and he almost poked his eyes.

"Hmph, I have a daughter-in-law, how can I open a cowherd shop, and a daughter-in-law?" the lunch box said sternly.

A group of big brothers and sisters stared at the little Zhengtai sadly, and said meaningfully: "Son, puppy love has no fruit."

"..." Lunchbox wants to beat up this group of people now, but it takes too much time to think about it. He will go back to video with his wife later, so he endured the itch and revealed the answer directly, so as not to be guessed too far by these people , he sat upright and said seriously: "What I want to do is interstellar... express delivery. The only one who can conquer the universe is the express delivery brother."

Everyone was speechless and asked the sky, they felt that they were being played by this child thoroughly today, but this child looked serious again, he didn't look like he was joking... If he wasn't joking, then God must be joking .

"Interstellar Express is not a new business, and it has already been saturated." The captain is a strategic player with a bit sharp intelligence, so he first came back to analyze the feasibility of this matter: "Now there is not only one Interstellar Express, and most of them are Intertwined with each other to undertake business, high efficiency, large profits, do you think Xinxing Express can catch up with them? They will not allow others to share this big cake? "

"You don't have to worry about that, we won't go their way." The lunch box smiled innocently: "Our express, we deliver it ourselves."

"...You mean to open up a new route? Do it alone? The income and efficiency are very low. If you can't make money, you may have to pay." The captain frowned, obviously disapproving, and asserted: "You will send Can't afford wages."

"I won't pay." Lunch Box smiled more and more innocently: "Would ordinary interstellar express dare to deliver anything? The express I want to run is to deliver as much as you want, regardless of what it is or who it is. Tell me I know someone who has a good relationship with Interstellar, he will help me solve a lot of things, you just answer me, there is a job in front of you, whether to do it or not."

"...Actually, I think this nature is more like a mercenary." Someone muttered.

However, the boss said that it is express delivery, and everyone didn’t say much, and this group of elites originally had their own businesses. Now the lunch box kids are recruiting, but they didn’t come to ask them about their original status. Everyone wants to see this game more or less. The wretched Ermi in the movie, the cute Zhengtai in reality, what can he do, there are actually many responding to him, including the captain, Lei Hu, Fan Guo and Jin Yongzheng.

"Very well, I will arrange everything as soon as possible, and let you officially start working." The lunch box laughed happily in this wet and bloody room, and suddenly the room was full of flowers, making a group of homeboys extremely intoxicated , There is no lack of 'white fans' among them.

The lunch box was happy, his career had a start, and then, he just made good use of all the resources. After he became famous, he could take his wife to deliver couriers and travel across the stars at the same time, how romantic it is.

Thinking about how after he grew to two meters, as the CEO of Interstellar Express, he hugged his wife and stood in front of the super-large floor-to-ceiling window of the bridge, looking at the vast universe, and the flame of fighting spirit ignited in his heart. The daughter-in-law chatted online, couldn't help molesting a little too much, turned off the video directly, and called it a day.

The lunch box was abandoned by his wife. He felt aggrieved at first, but he thought that he would be able to jump a level and go to his wife's side in the near future, and his career had a start, and he was still in a happy mood, so he jumped into the game room to play. Just after entering, I received an email from Liangyin, which probably meant that I heard that he was going to open an interstellar express company, and unexpectedly sent a job application letter, and entrusted him to deliver a batch of goods—a large number of weapons, the destination is the Gintama galaxy, and the consignee It was a stranger, and later according to the information given by a chicken, he was one of the subordinates of the second prince of Gintama Interstellar.

Presumably, this is a weapon to assist the coup d'état. It would be good for the second prince to gain power by giving it away, and he would directly open a network. If he fell, he would be directly blacklisted.

The lunch box didn't even think about it, with an interesting smile on the corner of his mouth, he wrote back to accept this first business, he thought, he was still the same in his bones, and he preferred to seize every opportunity and save the day than to look forward and backward.

If he succeeds, he earns, and failure doesn't count as an impact on him who is still just starting out.

"Hehe, it seems that I have to open the business soon."

Fengtian was as unfavorable to the idea of ​​opening an interstellar express company for the lunch box as a certain alien captain, but He Cong supported it, and those related people behind him naturally supported it, so that Fengtian was outnumbered and began to think about what to do for his son with a gloomy face. Open up the Milky Way network, as for the extragalactic galaxy, it depends on other people.

In the extragalactic galaxy, He Cong and the Layman have quite a lot of friends. If they give out contacts, they will naturally develop, and the rest needs to be done slowly.Lunch Box has been extremely busy these days, not even going to the military academy, except for declaring that he is safe and pretending to be leisurely when he is making video calls with Yan. Going to other galaxies, until two months passed, gradually stabilized, and the parents finally let go, he was able to hand over the work to the people below.

Speaking of his ships and mechas, those employees who were still on the sidelines were shocked. Until then, everyone believed that he really wanted to start a career, and because of these extremely The good conditions made this group of young people confident and eager to go out.

The career has just started, but the family has not yet settled down. The lunch box is sold out and returned to the military school. Immediately, I was notified of skipping a grade. I bid farewell to those tearful classmates. grade.

Among a group of strong and tall military academy elites, suddenly a very good-looking little bud was airborne. The seniors were overjoyed, and they treated Xiao Zhengtai as a team flower. Very few people who heard of Xiao Zhengtai's bad deeds also saw it. After becoming a real person, deny those evil deeds completely, and say that this child is an evil torturer?Who are you kidding?Haven't you seen how slender, cute, and cute he is?Therefore, the seniors are only concerned with protecting the children from skipping classes, sleeping, and copying homework.

Those professors should have been given an explanation, and they didn’t care much about this grade-jumping student until half a month later, the senior group who occasionally cooperates with the military to carry out missions received another mission—to go to the Jupiter military base for special training, to cooperate with Jupiter The military region performs tasks and obeys the dispatch of the military region for a period of half a year.

What, senior students are supposed to enter the military headquarters, and special training in the military region is not new, so a slender figure was surrounded by tall and strong people in this line, heading towards Jupiter. Of course, these senior students arrived at the military region. , Seeing those soldiers who used to be tall and thin suddenly turned pale with fright, their faces were paler than seeing a ghost, the students all scratched their heads and scratched their cheeks, not knowing what to do. Shake hands happily.

All the soldiers and brothers in the Jupiter military region were lasagna-twittering, how old is this little devil?Why are you following a group of seniors for special training?Originally, the soldiers who came to the special training were all for them to toss and play. I wanted to practice hard to make these little kids unforgettable. Don’t think that the military region is easy to mess with. Now it seems, seems, should, probably, maybe, Maybe it's the other way around?