Your Majesty be my lord [Transmigration Book]

Jing Shuo pushed Duan Yunshen away, frowning, angry, "You!!"

Duan Yun was deeply heartbroken, and greeted him pitifully, "Hey, this concubine only cares about His Majesty's safety, yet His Majesty treats this concubine like this, I hate you in my heart!..."

Jing Shuo: "Come here!!"

Duan Yunshen: ...

Hastily, as if playing off!system!System help!

Following Jing Shuo's order, several guards immediately entered the hall.

Duan Yunshen: "...Uh, what, I came here to make a kiss. We slept together in the same bed last night! You killed me, but you want to fight again at the border!"

Jing Shuo wiped his lips, and as expected, he saw a bright red on his pale fingertips.

Jing Shuo sneered, "Oh? Remember your identity now?"

Duan Yunshen: "Actually, my concubine has admired His Majesty for a long time, and just now I couldn't help it, Your Majesty! This is a dear kiss! How about your Majesty come back?"

Jing Shuo: "Drag it!"

Duan Yunshen: "...into the limbo?"

Jing Shuo:?

Cough, um, I’ve watched too many Gongdou dramas with my mother, so it’s a conditioned reflex.

Jing Shuo: "Stand dead."

die?die? ?

Did you beat that stick alive to death? ? ?

Duan Yunshen was dragged out.

Duan Yunshen was beaten until he screamed.

Jing Shuo finished his breakfast just by Duan Yunshen's yelling.

The point where the lip was bitten was very painful, and the warm porridge would feel pain when touched there.

But obviously, the culprit must be in more severe pain than Jing Shuo.

Duan Yunshen cursed crazily in his heart, you can't afford to be a dead tyrant! !A dog system, do you have a brain hole! !

When the tyrant was pushed out of the palace in a wheelchair by the little eunuch, Duan Yunshen had just finished twenty sticks and watched the tyrant come before him through gritted teeth.

Jing Shuo stopped and thought for a while, then raised his hand to the guard who was punishing him, and the guard stopped immediately.

Duan Yunshen: ...

Jing Shuo left without saying anything.

As soon as he left, Duan Yunshen was lying on the board where he was being punished with a cane, and did not get up, when a eunuch came in to announce the decree

"By God's blessing, the emperor's edict said: Duan Yunshen, son of the Nanyu Kingdom, is extremely intelligent, graceful and pure. Although he is a man, he is elegant and quiet, and he comforts my heart. I will be canonized as Concubine Yun. I respect you!"

A freshly baked Concubine Yun: ...

【Ding——Your system is online】

[System friendly reminder: Grass!Did you sleep with Lady Luck before you came here, isn't it dead? 】【Duan Yunshen: ... get offline!To be honest, those book walkers who died before were all cheated to death by you! 】【Gentle reminder from the system: Brother Jing Shuo belongs to me alone, why should I share it with you who wear books? 】【Duan Yunshen: ... You were really tricked to death, Jun

[Duan Yunshen: Du Wei get out of the crossing circle! 】

【Gentle reminder from the system: I won’t leave, just a little~】

While talking to the system, an eunuch had already helped Duan Yunshen onto the bed.

Soon an imperial physician came to see Duan Yunshen's horribly beaten buttocks, and prescribed ointment.

Whether it is the imperial doctor or the eunuch, they all behave in a well-regulated manner, neither particularly friendly nor neglectful.

Jing Shuo, a tyrant, is moody, has trouble legs and feet, and is in poor health.He has neither a strong body nor a supporting faction in the court, and the people complain about him even more. Such a tyrant will fall sooner or later.

These courtiers and imperial physicians would avoid the tyrant if they could, and would not rush to curry favor with Jing Shuo's concubine.

It's just that although Jing Shuo didn't seem to have a long life, he was crazy after all, killing people without blinking an eye, and being extremely violent, which made them dare not neglect Duan Yunshen.Afraid that Jing Shuo would be unhappy, he chopped them up to make dumpling stuffing.

Therefore, the servants in this palace are trembling, they only dare to do their own duties silently, and dare not have other thoughts.

Duan Yunshen was lying on the bed, and the buttocks were covered with a cool ointment, and the pain was relieved a lot.

Duan Yunshen had a cold war with the system for a while, but he still couldn't hold back.He is not familiar with the place of life in this palace, although he is wearing a book, but he has not read this book, and all his golden fingers are on this terrible system.

This tyrant is indeed moody. If he wants to live a few more days, he probably has to make plans early.In order to obtain information, they can only actively find fault with the system.

[Duan Yunshen: Isn't the Empress Dowager the tyrant's grandma? Why did she give him chronic poison medicine? 】【Gentle reminder from the system: There is no family affection in the palace, we Jing Shuo are just a puppet for the Empress Dowager to control the government.But we, Jing Shuo, will not be at the mercy of others. We have fought several times, but the last time we almost succeeded. 】【Duan Yunshen: That means it still failed. 】

【Gentle reminder from the system: ... Although the defeat was glorious, we Jing Shuo injured his leg that time, but the Empress Dowager was also seriously injured.After that, the Empress Dowager knew that Jing Shuo was a calm lunatic who could not be suppressed by suppression, so on the surface she was gentle, considerate and polite to Jing Shuo, but in fact secretly restrained him with drugs. 】【Duan Yunshen: You also know that he is a lunatic? 】

【Gentle reminder from the system: Beautiful and cute lunatic!Don't pick on my language!Hmph, let's go, don't talk to you layman! 】【Your system is offline】

Duan Yunshen was lying on his stomach raising his butt in his palace.

That night the tyrant didn't come back to rest at his place at all. Fortunately, Duan Yunshen risked his life to slap the tyrant before.

He had one kiss a day, and he couldn't miss one. If he hadn't gnawed a bite before, he would have to run out in the middle of the night to find the tyrant to kiss him in order to survive.

This person didn't come back, Duan Yunshen was at ease, he lay on the bed in the afternoon and ate dinner, the imperial doctor came to change the medicine, and he fell asleep.

Little did he know that when he fell asleep, gossip inside and outside the palace turned the sky upside down.

It is said that the man sent by Nanyu Kingdom to marry is a demon concubine, who knows the art of the house quite well, and who has fascinated the tyrant in one night, not only survived the wedding night, but also survived the next morning. She was sealed as Concubine Yun.Maybe he will be able to rise to the top in the future, relying on the current lunatic emperor's disregard for the present, maybe he will be able to produce a male queen.

On the contrary, the imperial doctor of the imperial hospital went to see Concubine Yun and knew the inside story, so he only smiled when he heard about all the controversies - he was favored last night, but he was beaten twenty sticks this morning, which shows that this madman is still ruthless.

Besides, the man from the savage country doesn't understand the situation, and the medicine given to the tyrant by the empress dowager can be thrown at will.

Then guess why a male queen is not a male queen? Guess whether this concubine Yun can live for five days.

Changle Palace.

The Empress Dowager was arranging flowers, trimming the stems and branches of peonies with sharp scissors, listening to her grand maid Zhilan narrate what she had seen and heard with a smile on her face.

She is nearly fifty this year, but she is well maintained, and she looks young, with a graceful and elegant posture.

Zhilan: "...that demon concubine with disheveled hair jumped onto the ground with her bare feet, so she was so unruly. At that time, she came over and snatched the bowl from the maidservant's hand, which shocked the maidservant. His majesty's dog gave him a dream and he fell it!"

She was a court lady, and she called Jing Shuo "Your Majesty the Crazy" in front of the Empress Dowager, but no one corrected her.

"Oh?" The Empress Dowager replied with a smile, as if she was having fun, "Didn't Shuoer be dragged out on the spot to have his heart gouged out and fed to the dogs?"

Zhilan: "That's why it's weird. Not only did he not punish him, but he also threw us all out."

The Empress Dowager paused for arranging flowers.

Zhilan: "The Empress Dowager, you said that the demon came from a small country in the borderlands, did he really know some kind of witchcraft and voodoo techniques, so that he was fascinated by that lunatic Majesty?"

At this time, another court lady, Chunyu, said to the Empress Dowager, "Your Majesty the Prime Minister once said, the madman. The fewer people around him, the better. The less trusted he is, the more he will rely on us. It's strange to be favored, why don't we... deal with it?"

The Empress Dowager took a look at Chunyu: "The younger brother of the Ai family asked you to come to the palace to accompany the Ai family to relieve boredom, not to teach the Ai family how to do things."

Chunyu paused, "It's the servant who has usurped."

The Empress Dowager raised her hand and cut off a flower branch: "However, this granddaughter-in-law entered the palace, and she didn't know to come to visit the old man Ai's family today. She is indeed a bit arrogant. So, let's go ahead and pick two who just entered the palace. Those little eunuchs who don’t know the taboo in the palace, ask them to mix a plate of bergamot cakes with Concubine Yun’s snack, and see Shuo’er’s reaction.”