Your Majesty be my lord [Transmigration Book]

Duan Yun was stunned for a few seconds, and then went crazy.

Is this fate? !

Just now, I was still an aspiring young man, a handsome young man.And now, she suddenly became the mother of an unborn child...

Oh my god≌饩 is the punishment faded away?Is it?Is it?

This is too fast! !

How long has it been!This is not the morning...

How come there is something living in my stomach after such a short time? ? !

What speed is this?Are you on the Shenzhou series, so fast?

Duan Yunshen pinched the old doctor's wrist with his backhand, preventing the old doctor from removing the hand that cut the pulse, and said cautiously, "I don't think Mr. is very strict, why don't you confirm it again?"

Jing Shuo was also slightly stunned for a moment just now, but this person is used to not showing his emotions, so no one in the room could see it.

At this time, Duan Yunshen grabbed the old doctor's hand and said, "If you dare to say that I have it, I will fight with you!" Jing Shuo finally recovered.

Jing Shuo took Duan Yunshen's hand, and took his hand off the old doctor's skinny wrist.

Jing Shuo said respectfully and politely, "Then Mr. Lao will prescribe the prescription."

This tyrant may have never been so polite to a doctor in his life. If the group of imperial doctors in the imperial hospital saw today, they would probably poke their eyes and vomit three liters of blood and die.

Back then, they all ended up with the fate of "If you can't cure xxx, your whole family will be buried with you!!".

Xiang Yiyue was also a little stunned at this time, and was shocked by the old doctor's words at first, how could the concubine be pregnant all of a sudden?Is it really possible to get pregnant?It turns out that the old witch, the empress dowager, was not hysterical when she gave the man the avoidance soup?

After being shocked, I thought about it again-this must be the magic of the witchcraft of Nanyu Kingdom!

Nanyu Kingdom is so terrifying, everything is possible!

At this time, look at your majesty, how calm and indifferent he is after knowing that he has such a big event!

Xiang Yiyue felt that he was too startled, so he took his heart back to his stomach, returned to his duties, and calmly guided the old doctor down to prescribe the prescription.

So Duan Yunshen was the only one who was shocked by the word "fetus".

Duan Yunshen watched the old doctor turn and leave, wishing he could jump off the bed right now and grab the old doctor's goatee.

There must be some misunderstanding!

This is absolutely impossible!

Does the biology teacher in middle and high school know about this? ?Didn't they protest?This is misleading the physical and mental health of young people! !

Even if Duan Yunshen looked at the old doctor with nostalgia and reluctance in his eyes - mainly because he wanted people to stay and say that he had a wrong diagnosis, it was useless.

Jing Shuo held his hand.

The old doctor followed Xiang Yiyue out of the room, and Xiang Yiyue closed the door thoughtfully to prevent the wind from blowing in and making the "pregnant husband" feel colder.

Jing Shuo squeezed Duan Yunshen's hand, although there was no change on his face, but Duan Yunshen always felt that he was holding his hand with a surprisingly strong force—and he himself might not be aware of it.

Duan Yunshen felt pain in his paw, and when he turned his head to look at Jing Shuo, he realized that Jing Shuo seemed to be distracted.

Why are you distracted!

It's not you who wants to be a mother! !

What is the purpose of this petrified look?

Duan Yun wanted to cry but had no tears—God damn vixen, that's too much!

Why am I the one who was crushed, the one who was bullied, and the one who gave birth? ?

Does no one think it's unfair?Is there no one in Tanmei novels who advocates the egalitarianism of equality of attack and suffering?Let's share it reasonably, shall we?

Jing Shuo finally came back to his senses, looking at the expression on his concubine's face, it seemed that there were thousands of words that could not be expressed.

Jing Shuo paused for a moment, feeling a little nervous unconsciously, and said, "But what's wrong?"

The morning is indeed absurd, too inappropriate.

Duan Yun was speechless, only a thousand lines of tears in his heart: "Oh..."

Listen, listen!The tone has changed!Why didn't I listen to you so patiently and gently when I couldn't stand the protest in the morning?

You don't love me at all, you just want me to give birth to you fox cubs! !

Duan Yun took a deep breath, adjusted his emotions, and tried to reason with the tyrant, "It was only this morning... well, the diagnosis was made this afternoon... Uh, isn't it, it's not very reliable? I think there may be some misunderstanding."

Jing Shuo paused for a moment when he heard that, as if Duan Yunshen's...well, the degree of innocence, he didn't know what expression to make.

My concubine is cute even when she is stupid - I don't mean him to be stupid, but to emphasize cuteness.

Jing Shuo regained his composure and said, "When Yun Shen lied to me that she was pregnant, when did she base it on?"

Duan Yunshen:?

Duan Yunshen:!

Yes, it has happened before.

So this kid didn't live in this morning, but a long time ago?

At this time, Duan Yunshen thought back to what he said when he went to pick up Jing Shuo, "I'm here to pick you up to be my child's father"...

Crow mouth!

The last hope of self-deception was shattered, the expression on Duan Yunshen's face changed, and finally he shrank into the quilt and covered his head with the quilt

I am dead!

I don't want to be a male mother, woo woo woo! !

I don't think I'm ready and I'm not ready, ah ah ah

Director, I want to change the script! !

Jing Shuo gently tugged on Duan Yunshen's quilt outside, but did not move after two tuggings, "Yunshen?"

Duan Yunshen: ...

Don't call me, Duan Yunshen is dead.

The one who is alive now is called... called "Baby His Mother"...

hum.

Why is my life so bitter?

I picked up such a big and beautiful vixen, and I just want to hug, kiss, and grow old together.

How could he be so polite and give me such a big gift!

Can this gift be returned? ? ?

Duan Yunshen suddenly pulled off the quilt, revealing a messy head, "Your Majesty, I still feel..."

This is unlikely!I suspect he is a quack doctor, I need to find another doctor to confirm! !

When the words came to his lips, Duan Yunshen looked at his own vixen's face, for some reason, he couldn't get the words out, so he swallowed them back.

Jing Shuo: "How do you feel?"

Duan Yunshen said with difficulty: "...I think your chest injury is not safe, why don't you prescribe a prescription?"

Jing Shuo doesn't like to drink medicine, but at this moment he indulged and said, "Okay."

Duan Yunshen: ...

Agreeing so simply, you really don't love me, you just want me to give birth to fox cubs for you!

Jing Shuo's happiness and anger are invisible, and nothing can be seen on the surface. In the next few days, he still eats and sleeps with Duan Yunshen. He neither mentions the "child" thing, nor does he look at it like those half-fathers who are new fathers. I can't see the kind of ecstasy that can't wait to open the window and shout "I want to be a father".

At first glance, it almost makes people feel that this child is insignificant in Jing Shuo's heart, it seems that there is no difference between whether there is a child or not.

With Jing Shuo's appearance, Duan Yunshen wondered whether Jing Shuo's look of looking forward to the child was real or fake, and also felt a little relieved.

Duan Yunshen felt that he was about to "be pregnant with ptsd." Now his mood was up and down all day long.

He may be happily eating a bowl of longan and lotus seed porridge one second, but Xiang Yiyue will jump out of nowhere and snatch his porridge for him in the next second, and he has to be reasonable It is said that pregnant people should not eat longan.

Duan Yunshen was puzzled, how could such a tall man with a strong body, a strong appearance, a tough personality, suddenly have a genetic mutation, and he is more annoying than an old lady every day!

Moreover, words such as "pregnant" and "children" have become Duan Yunshen's precise point of attack, whoever touches him will "ha" - this "ha" refers to the feline baring its teeth when it is angry.

With Xiang Yiyue's ugly comparison, Jing Shuo's calm and breezy appearance won Duan Yunshen's heart, and he always felt extremely comfortable and happy when he was by Jing Shuo's side.

He just didn't think deeply about it, Xiang Yiyue was at odds with him before, and now he was afraid of his magical witchcraft, how did he have the guts to control him?

Furthermore, Xiang Yiyue is not a careful person, and there is no pregnant woman in the family who needs to be taken care of. Who told him those taboos about pregnancy?

Anyway, Duan Yunshen is now walking around Xiang Yiyue, usually lying on the table to watch his big vixen when he has nothing to do.

Jing Shuo also let him go, reading and playing chess on his own.

Duan Yunshen's stomach didn't react at all either. Duan Yunshen didn't see any of the so-called morning sickness, chest pain, or love for sour food. He didn't know whether it was because of his different physique, or whether these bad things hadn't come yet.

But eating delicious food was interrupted every day, and I was bored with something. Even if I looked at my own vixen every day, it couldn’t be cured. After a few days, Duan Yunshen would be a little wilted, like a plant that lacks sun and water. of.

Jing Shuo looked distressed, so he decided to leave Beijing ahead of time—Duan Yunshen's original plan was to wait for Jing Shuo's wound to heal before leaving.

Jing Shuo was worried that his concubine would get sick before his wound healed.And if you don't hurry up and go out for a while now, in a few months, Duan Yunshen won't be fit for traveling.

Before leaving Beijing, Xiang Yiyue also went to help Duan Yunshen grab two anti-fetal medicines, saying that he was prepared.After being informed by Duan Yunshen, he said harshly that he would use magical witchcraft to curse him to conceive and have children together.

Unexpectedly, Xiang Yiyue was stunned after hearing this, and then said that he likes the girl, and the girl can't make him pregnant--the tone is very honest, sincere and proud.

Duan Yunshen: ...

Duan Yunshen was directly depressed.

It's all the fault of this fox! !

嘤

This end is his concubine, and the other end is his loyal subordinates. Seeing that the cats and dogs are about to bite on the two sides, Jing Shuo is not in a hurry. A few words of praise and appeasement.

A certain person learned the art of governing the country for so many years when he was young, but he didn't use it when he was an emperor. After he didn't become an emperor, he used it to deal with these trivial matters.

When they left Beijing, Duan Yunshen and Jing Shuo were sitting in the carriage, and Xiang Yiyue was dressed as a groom driving the carriage, with his face disguised.

The portraits of them were pasted at the gate of the city. The soldiers routinely asked questions and opened the curtain of the carriage to look at the two people in the carriage.

Duan Yunshen was still dressed as a man, and sat in the carriage with Jing Shuo.

The soldiers stared at the two for a long while, and kept their eyes on Duan Yunshen. Among the three wanted people, there was a person with darker skin and slightly curly hair—just judging by the outfit on the portrait, it seemed to be a woman?

The one in the carriage was clearly a man.

Just when he was hesitating whether to report to the superior or let it go, he suddenly heard a young woman behind him shouting loudly, "What are you doing? What's the matter with a beauty in the carriage taking a bath, and the people behind are leaving the city? The official wants to see this." The carriage is like a rich man who wants to extort money, just say it directly, don't waste time!"

At this time, Jing Shuo gave Xiang Yiyue a look, and Xiang Yi understood, took out his money bag, took two ingots of silver and put them into the soldier's hand.

The soldier was startled, who doesn't love silver?Coupled with Duan Yunshen's male attire today, he took the money after a little consideration and waved his hand, signaling them to pass.

After Duan Yunshen left the city, he let out a sigh of relief and said, "I thought I was going to do something here today."

Jing Shuo was calm: "It's okay to do it."

Duan Yun said in his heart, yes, you are the best.

But isn't it a mistake to start?Naturally, the defenders of the city can't stop Jing Shuo and Xiang Yiyue, but once the news of their departure from the city is confirmed, they will soon be pursued by pursuers, and other checkpoints after they leave the city will also become stricter, adding a lot of trouble for nothing. Trouble isn't it?

At this time, Duan Yunshen lifted the small curtain of the carriage and looked back, wanting to see what the bold woman just now looked like.

This courage is not ordinary fat, it is said that the people do not fight with the officials, and hearing the fierceness of this woman, it seems to have some background.

When I poked my head out, I saw a girl in a gray and white half-worn cloak with a bundle on her back. She looked like she was about to travel a long distance, and her outfit was quite standard, and she didn't look like a wealthy person.

But his face was pretty and handsome, with almond eyes and cherry lips, there was no trace of the domineering appearance when he spoke just now.

Probably because he spoke too aggressively just now and provoked those officers and soldiers. At this time, the officers and soldiers checked him very carefully, almost making things difficult.

Duan Yunshen shook his head and retreated into the carriage, then yawned.

He has been a little drowsy recently, but he refuses to admit it, and he is determined not to catch up on sleep.It's like he didn't have a child in his stomach, but he admitted that he was lethargic and had a child.

Jing Shuo: "Go to sleep when you're sleepy."

Duan Yunshen immediately sat upright, and suddenly he sat with the momentum of Guan Erye, "I'm not sleepy!"

Jing Shuo: ...

Duan Yunshen: "I'm really not sleepy!!"

Xiang Yiyue said outside, "The old doctor said, the fetus will be healthy if you get enough sleep."

Duan Yunshen:? ? ? ?

Duan Yunshen almost deliberately kicked Xiang Yiyue from the carriage to under the carriage.

You shouldn't be in the car, you should be under the car, let me tell you!

Jing Shuo made a sound in time, distracted Duan Yunshen's attention, and said, "Where did Yunshen want to go first?"

Duan Yun took a deep breath.

If you say this, I won't be sleepy.

Duan Yunshen tore out the half of the map that belonged to him, pointed it to Jing Shuo, and said that there was a Wangyuan Peak not far from the capital, and there was a temple on the peak called Xiao'an Temple, and this was their first stop. .

Although the name of Xiao'an Temple has the word "small", its scale is not small, and it is somewhat famous all over the country.It's just that Duan Yunshen didn't have any special feelings for this kind of Buddhist temple, and he didn't plan to go, because there is no delicious food in the Buddhist temple, only vegetarian food.

The reason why this place was included in the plan was because I heard from Xiao Gouzi that there was an eminent monk there, and the peace talisman he prayed for was very effective.

Duan Yunshen wanted to ask Jing Shuo for a talisman or a safe talisman to replace the original one.

It turned out that it was a purse embroidered by a novice embroiderer with a yellow talisman on it. Later, Jing Shuo took out the yellow talisman and replaced it with his and Duan Yunshen's names.

Jing Shuo wore that thing next to his body, and when he was injured by the arrow, it was directly stained with blood.

Trapped in the deep palace, when Jing Shuo was unconscious, Duan Yunshen found the blood-stained thing from Jing Shuo’s clothes, and the first thought in his mind was——things that are not sincere can’t be done count on.

Thinking back to when Jing Shuo put the note with the names of the two of them in it, Duan Yunshen felt inexplicably uncomfortable at that time, so he always wanted to get a new one for Jing Shuo, the sincere one, so he put This Xiao'an Temple has added its own tourist site.

Jing Shuo heard that Duan Yunshen was going to go to the temple, and saw that his expression seemed to be somewhat pious, so he raised his eyebrows slightly, a little surprised, "Yunshen believes in Buddha?"

Duan Yunshen thought for a while: "I don't believe it, but I can try to believe it."

Asking for something safe, can it be considered trustworthy?

If you believe in it, you will be safe next time, I don't mind offering incense to the Buddha.

Jing Shuo looked at Duan Yunshen for a while, and said, "It's better to believe in me than to believe in Buddha."

Duan Yunshen:? ? ?

This sudden sentence directly stunned Duan Yun for a moment.After staring blankly, looking at Jing Shuo's calm expression, it seems that he just said something casually.

But Duan Yunshen has tasted a little different taste through his rich experience in fox breeding.

No way, my beautiful big fox, do you also eat the vinegar of the Buddha? ?

On the one hand, Duan Yunshen felt that this jealousy was going too far, but on the other hand, he couldn't help feeling a little happy in his heart.

After being happy for a while, I began to feel that I was thinking too much?Maybe people simply think that they are better than Buddha?

Look at my big fox, who is as beautiful as a flower, has outstanding intelligence and martial arts, and has been sitting in the position of "emperor". Maybe he thinks from the bottom of his heart that "I am the first in the world and God is the second" and "Buddha is second" What is it, is it better than me?"

Jing Shuo: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Duan Yunshen thought for a while, and finally decided to sit next to Jing Shuo, as if he was funny, "Why is it better to believe in Buddha than you?"

The person who asked this question knew that Duan Yunshen was teasing himself as a fox, but he didn't know that he thought it was a provocation.

Jing Shuo really changed his expression at this time, and said calmly: "Yun Shen thinks that illusory gods and Buddhas are more credible than me?"

Duan Yunshen:? ? ? ?

My fox seems to be in the wrong mood again...

What to do, wait online, urgent! !

Seeing that Duan Yunshen didn't answer, Jing Shuo let out a dangerous "Huh?"

Duan Yunshen regretted it in his heart, if he had known earlier, he would not have teased him!

Have you played with yourself?

Should!

Listening to the noise in the carriage, Xiang Yiyue didn't wink at all, and said righteously outside the carriage, "Your Majesty's words are too hurtful. Gods and Buddhas are so ethereal, Your Majesty treats Your Majesty like this, but Your Majesty..."

Duan Yunshen: "Shut up!"

I think the witchcraft of Nanyu Kingdom is not magical enough, so I can't scare you!

Do you want to be on my blacklist of rivals in love! ?Yes or no?

If you come to fight on this occasion, I think you just want to see me quarrel with your majesty!

Xiang Yiyue really felt that the gods and Buddhas were not as good as his majesty, would the gods and Buddhas pay attention to pregnancy taboos all day long and remind them from time to time?Will the gods and Buddhas take him out to visit mountains and rivers so that he won't worry about it?

This enchanting concubine does not know how to be blessed in the blessings, but she still dares to miss the gods and Buddhas!

The cuteness of Yuzhong lies in the fact that he was cheated by his master and is still helping the master to find love.

Jing Shuo clearly asks him to do things that are annoying to remind people to avoid.

Duan Yunshen was mixed up by Xiang Yiyue, and was directly nailed to the pillar of "human scum", like a scumbag half-heartedly playing with people's hearts, enjoying Jing Shuo's goodness, and even wanting to hook up with the Buddha brush Favorability.

Simply unforgivable!

Duan Yunshen sat in the carriage, not knowing how to express his feelings.

Jing Shuo looked at Duan Yunshen with a leisurely and calm gaze, waiting for him to speak.

Duan Yunshen: ...

OK!You are better than Buddha!

I was wrong!okay?

Childish or not?Say it yourself, are you childish? ?

Did the Buddha know that he became a mistress for the two of us?I'm going to ask him to bless you!

Bless the ball!Do you think which mistress protects the main palace?I didn't even settle accounts with you for the system you provoked yourself!

Duan Yunshen was stared at for a long time. Although he didn't do anything with a guilty conscience, he was so stared at that he felt very guilty.

Don't ask, it's just that things like aura are innate.

At this moment, Duan Yunshen leaned forward and smacked the fox's lips,

"...I, I'll sleep for a while."

There was no way to lie flat on the carriage, so he could only rely on Jing Shuo at this time, closed his eyes and fell asleep as the carriage swayed.

He slept soundly by himself, the carriage arrived at the small town under the peak, and he stayed in the inn before waking up.Jing Shuo directly carried him into the room, laid him down and covered him with a quilt.

This small town is close to the capital, and relatively wealthy.The windows of the inn were not open, but you could hear the cries of vendors in the street below, and the running of children.

When Duan Yunshen woke up, he saw Jing Shuo sitting by the window and writing, probably because he was afraid that the sound of the window opening would disturb Duan Yunshen, so he didn’t even open the window, so there was not enough light.

But Duan Yunshen still finds it pleasing to the eye while lying on the bed, and his own vixen is naturally good-looking no matter how you look at it.In the past, the hostility condensed between the vixen's eyebrows seemed to be irreversible for thousands of years, but now it seems much calmer.

only……

what is he writing

Duan Yunshen was deceived several times by Jing Shuo one after another, and at this time he was about to become a frightened bird.Looking at it, my heart skipped a beat, and I began to wonder if this vixen is writing a suicide note again?

Duan Yunshen: ...

I'll give it a try and see if he's guilty or not.

Duan Yunshen coughed dryly, then sat up.

Jing Shuo looked over at this moment, "Are you awake?"

Duan Yunshen only had time to say "hmm" when he saw Jing Shuo put down the pen, folded the piece of paper as if casually, and put it in the book beside him.

Duan Yunshen: ...

He has a guilty conscience! !

You don’t dare to show me what you wrote, you have to hide it!

Jing Shuo: "Would you like to go down for a walk? I just heard that it's very lively down below."

Duan Yunshen: ...

I won't go, what did you write, give me a look!

Duan Yunshen got off the bed, walked directly to the desk, and reached out to get the book that Jing Shuo had just clipped.

I'll tell you when you're done!

Get ready for the wind! !

I'm going to rip off your fox fur today! !

Duan Yunshen reached out to get the book, but when his fingertips just touched the cover of the book, Jing Shuo took the book away.

Duan Yunshen:?

Do you still dare to grab it?Do you still dare to grab it? ? ?

You are guilty!

Duan Yunshen stretched out his hand to snatch it, Jing Shuo took the book a little further away, naturally Duan Yunshen couldn't get it.

Duan Yunshen tried to reach out, but he couldn't reach it.

Jing Shuo held the book and stretched his arms, but his expression was still leisurely and calm, as if jokingly said: "What is Yun Shen doing?"

Duan Yunshen stopped taking this set, feeling overwhelmed with a sense of crisis: "What did you write?"

Jing Shuo calmly said, "Heart Sutra."

Duan Yunshen: ...

I believe you ghost!You big fox is very bad! !

Is it a suicide note? ? ? !

Duan Yunshen: "Give it to me, I'll take a look."

Jing Shuo looked at Duan Yunshen, with a faint smile in his eyes, and the meaning was obvious - no.

Duan Yunshen: "Believe it or not, I'll show you how angry I am? Give it to me."

Jing Shuo paused for a moment, his smile became more obvious, and he said in his own indifferent tone: "Let me see the anger."

Duan Yunshen: ...

Incredible.

When the fox grows up, it will annoy people, huh?

Duan Yunshen was really angry at Jing Shuo.

It's not a thing!

It's not inhumane anymore!

It's not easy for a fox to grow from a wild one to a domestic one. If you're not careful, the fox will be so proud of it!Big fox, you are sorry for Dad's concern for you!

Duan Yun was so angry that he went downstairs and ate three bowls of rice without saying a word to Jing Shuo.

After eating, I burped and went out for a walk.

It has been a long time since Duan Yunshen enjoyed the pleasure of taking a walk after eating, and Jing Shuo followed beside him, not too far away, just two or three steps away.

After dinner, it was already dusk, and at this time, the streets of the town were already lit with lanterns.

Unlike New Year's Eve, the streets at night are still lively.But the street is not deserted at this time, and occasionally you can meet three or two vendors who have not left.

After Duan Yunshen walked for a while, he saw three or four children scurrying around, one of them turned his head to look at the other children while running, and one of them bumped into Duan Yunshen's leg without paying attention.

The child hadn't reached Duan Yunshen's waist, he was small, and he didn't have much strength when he bumped into it. After bumping into Duan Yunshen, he was fine, but the child made him take two steps back, fell down on his buttocks, and stared blankly at him. Duan Yunshen.

Duan Yun was stunned.

Should he not cry, should he not cry, should he not cry?

The child looked at it for a while, then pursed his lips, "Wow——"

……Perfect.

Those who didn't know the tune thought it was the beginning of Peking Opera.

Good voice at a young age.

Duan Yun squatted down, picked up the child and patted the dust off his body, "Stop crying."

Child: "You hit me——oooh——"

Duan Yunshen:? ? ? ? ?

Just pat the ashes!

Stop howling!I'm really ashamed! !

The child cried more and more vigorously, seeing the eyes of the adults around him all looked over.

Duan Yunshen: ...

Jing Shuo came over at this time, and squatted down together.

Duan Yunshen turned his head to look at Jing Shuo, his eyes unconsciously brought a look of asking for help—you said that I am crying to this child now, can you scare him?

Jing Shuo looked at the child and said calmly, "If you don't cry, I'll buy you something delicious."

child:……

The child stopped talking for a second, looked at Jing Shuo and said, "You said, it's a puppy who deceives people!"

Duan Yun was stunned.

This development?

Jing Shuo looked at Duan Yunshen: "It's your fault."

He fell to the ground and didn't cry for a long time. After looking at Duan Yunshen's outfit, he started howling. This child is a ghost.

Duan Yunshen looked confused.

No, I was touched by a child? ?

And I haven't noticed that it's been touched? ?

No, Mr. Tyrant, you have been in the palace all year round, how did you know this routine? ?

You make me look so stupid!

Jing Shuo stood up and gave Duan Yunshen a hand.

The child was afraid that the two of them would be taken advantage of and run away, so he stood between the two of them and grabbed Duan Yunshen's clothes corner - originally he wanted to grab Jing Shuo's clothes corner too, but Jing Shuo looked much colder than Duan Yunshen.It is in nature to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, even a child can tell which one is easier to get along with...or to be bullied.

Duan Yunshen looked at the child holding on to the hem of his clothes, looking like he was afraid that he would run away, and said truthfully, "I don't have any money with me."

Since these words are meant for children, they are meant for Jing Shuo.

Jing Shuo acted as if he had nothing to do with himself, and said, "Then what should I do, I brought some, but Yun Shen is still angry with me."

Duan Yunshen:? ? ?

I……?

What's the matter with you fox?

Am I still your dear baby?Is that what you do to me?

Duan Yunshen said cruelly that he took the child back to the inn to get the money by himself!

But on the issue—his inn has no money either.

When he was leaving the palace, he packed up his clothes, but later he got angry with this scumbag and went back to pick him up, throwing away all the clothes.

During this period of time, I used Jing Shuo’s food.

Duan Yunshen looked at the child and said honestly, "I don't have any money, so whoever promises to buy it for you you ask for it."

The child raised his head and glanced at Jing Shuo—his intuition told him that this person was not easy to mess with.

The child turned around and continued to bully Duan Yunshen: "Didn't this brother say that he has it, you ask him for it."

elder brother?

Why are you calling so affectionately? ?

At this time, I happened to see a candied haws seller in the distance, and the child grabbed Duan Yunshen by the corner of his clothes, "That, that, I want to eat that!"

Duan Yunshen looked at Jing Shuo—hey, did you hear that, he wants to eat that!

Jing Shuo looked like "what?"

Seeing the disagreement between the two, the child was a little panicked, for fear that his candied haws would fly away.

At this moment, he shook the corner of Duan Yunshen's clothes and said coquettishly, "Brother——you hit me just now, and I fell so painfully—"

hair!You hit me! !

But the kid suddenly changed his strategy to be cute, so Duan Yunshen was embarrassed to say it so bluntly, "I really didn't bring any money."

Child: "But he brought it!"

Duan Yunshen reflexively wanted to say "I don't know him well", but before he could say it, he felt that it was a bit too much, so he swallowed it.

Duan Yunshen put the little paw on Jing Shuo's clothes, "He brought it, you shake him."

The child loosened Jing Shuo's clothes, came back and shook Duan Yunshen: "I haven't eaten for several days, brother, I'm hungry—"

Duan Yunshen: ...

Look at your chubby little face, it's been a few days since you haven't eaten?

People who haven't eaten for several days want to eat steamed buns, but who would want to eat candied haws!

Duan Yunshen pinched the child's face, "The skin is thinner at a young age."

Child: "I want to eat—"

Jing Shuo watched Duan Yunshen arguing with the child without getting involved, and watched with leisure.

Duan Yunshen: "I really really didn't bring any money."

Kid: "I'm really, really hungry—"

Duan Yunshen was helpless and looked up at Jing Shuo.

Jing Shuo reminded, "You are still angry with me."

I……

Can't I spend your money if I'm angry?

Duan Yunshen stood up and stretched out his hand: "Give me the money bag."

Jing Shuo obediently gave the money bag to Duan Yunshen.

Duan Yunshen: ...

Duan Yunshen took the child and bought five or six bunches of candied haws. The huge hawthorns were wrapped in crystal red icing, with white sesame seeds falling on the icing.

The child giggled while holding the candied haws, watching Duan Yunshen staring at his own candied haws, the child generously divided Duan Yunshen into a bunch.

Duan Yunshen: ...

Wake up, brat, I bought you all the candied haws in your hand.

Child: "I can only give you one bunch, and I have to share it with my friends."

Duan Yunshen was about to take it over, and at the same time couldn't resist turning on the education mode, "Touching porcelain is not good, don't do it next time."

Child: "What is Pengci?"

Duan Yunshen: "The behavior you just did is called touching porcelain."

The child frowned, and took back the bunch of candied haws that he was going to give to Duan Yunshen, and Duan Yunshen only had time to touch the bamboo stick with his fingertips.

Child: "You hit me first!"

Duan Yunshen: "It's clear that you hit me!"

Child: "You still hit me!"

Duan Yunshen:? ? ?

The child stared at Duan Yunshen for a while, then ran over and stuffed Jing Shuo with the bunch of candied haws that was intended to be given to Duan Yunshen.

Duan Yunshen stuck out his tongue and ran away.

Duan Yunshen: ...

Good people are bullied, I bought your candied haws, I bought them! !

Also, why are you so close to him all of a sudden?

Do you two know each other, and this is where the snakes and rats are starting to huddle together to anger me?

Jing Shuo wanted to laugh, but he was worried that his concubine would explode, so he held back, walked over and handed the candied haws to Duan Yunshen.

Do not care!

Duan Yunshen took the money bag and bought a bunch for himself.

Duan Yunshen bit through the sugar coating of the hawthorn, pulled the candied haws off the top, and chewed the sugar coating viciously.

Jing Shuo: "Eat less candied haws."

Duan Yunshen looked provocative: "What?"

Jing Shuo didn't continue, just clicked.

Hawthorn in candied haws is not very friendly to pregnant people.

If Jing Shuo said this, Duan Yunshen would be blown up immediately, probably——you really only want me to give birth to a fox cub for you!

But Jing Shuo's vague point made Duan Yunshen inexplicably jealous of candied haws, so he took two bites and didn't eat them, just holding them in his hand.

The two walked side by side in the direction of the inn where they lived.

Duan Yunshen was originally a person who was angry for less than 3 minutes. At first, he thought that what Jing Shuo had written must be a suicide note, and when he related to the past, he felt that his head was buzzing with anger.

At this time, being made a fuss by this unreasonable cheeky child, most of the anger in my heart was gone.

Once the anger passed, I thought about it again and felt that I was inexplicable.

Isn't it necessarily a suicide note? What if the tyrant is preparing a retreat for them just in case, and doesn't want too many people to know?

Thinking about it this way, Duan Yunshen felt a little regretful unconsciously, and said without words, "Why don't you eat it? There is no such thing in the palace."

Jing Shuo: "I don't really like these."

Duan Yunshen remembered that the pastry that Jing Shuo's mother and concubine gave him almost killed him, and the bergamot cake became a taboo, and he didn't like to touch other pastries.

... I was really invincible, I wanted to ease the atmosphere, but I stepped on mine precisely.

Duan Yunshen thought for a while and took out the money bag and returned it, "You bring so much when you go out, be careful of getting robbed."

Jing Shuo looked at Duan Yunshen.

Duan Yunshen: ...

Yes, I am the one who robbed today!

What's wrong with grabbing it?Any questions?Can't you grab it? ?

Besides, you handed it to me yourself!

Can you call it "grab" if you handed it to me so obediently?I call it "take" to death!

Forget it.

Duan Yunshen took back the money bag and put it on himself, the fox's money is my money!

When the two returned to the inn, Xiang Yiyue was still waiting for them, Jing Shuo told Xiang Yiyue not to wait for them next time, Xiang Yiyue nodded and said "yes", but his eyes were on both Jing Shuo and Duan Yunshen. The candied haws in one's hand are swirling on top.

Forget about Duan Yunshen, Jing Shuo's holding this thing is really against the law.

Xiang Yiyue stared blankly, Jing Shuo noticed Xiang Yiyue's gaze, and simply gave Xiang Yiyue the bunch of candied haws in his hand.

Xiang Yiyue: ...

The more Xiang Yi gets the candied haws, the more it doesn't go well.But His Majesty's reward, it's hard not to accept it.You can only take it and hold it in your hand.

Duan Yun took a deep look, it was just right!

He didn't want to eat the string in his hand, so he handed his own to Xiang Yiyue, and said that if he disliked that he had eaten two, he could throw them away.

Xiang Yiyue:? ? ? ?

Xiang Yiyue holds two bunches of candied haws