[Network Matching] Beauty, what's the matter?

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Someone once said something like this when describing Gu Xieyi, "It stands to reason that Gu Xieyi's looks are more delicate than many girls. Isn't this appearance the favorite type of those puberty second-year fantasy girls? But...he has not yet It's simply too unscientific for a woman to spray oil!"

The people in the same company looked at the person who asked the question contemptuously, "It's rare to see, it's weird, there are no female friends, but you can have male friends~"

The questioner suddenly realized, "In an instant!"

Gu Xieyi: I wronged QAQ

As an innocent little virgin, our classmate Gu Xiyi has zero love experience.Besides, he used to think that he was a straight straight man. The door to the new world has not been opened yet, so where did the boyfriend come from??? Q: Why haven’t you ever been in love so far?

A: The reflex arc is relatively long. (pick nose)

Q: Kneeling_(:3」∠)_

Therefore, Gu Xieyi has already despaired of his reflex arc.

Not only did it take 22 years to clearly (?) understand my own sexuality, but it took a long, long time to figure out how I felt about the person I liked.

What shall save you, my reflex arc!

But fortunately for Gu Xieyi, it is not too late to understand now.

At least he doesn't have a boyfriend in Lincheng yet!

Not even a gossip target! (Of course, Gu Shuyi excluded the most JQ-filled self among Lincheng’s gossips ———)

Don't ask Gu Xieyi how he knows these things, he won't tell you that he has read all the posts about Lincheng gossip on the Zhongzhuo forum over and over again.

If you want to pursue a boyfriend, you must first have a firm grasp of all the information.

The information is in hand, I have the world (^o^)/~

Therefore, through various aspects of understanding, Gu Xiyi feels more and more that Lincheng is good. QAQ Lincheng, who is gentle, considerate and understanding, is simply the true dream lover in Mary Su's novels.

Why didn't he find out earlier?

Therefore, in order to realize his pursuit of a husband, Gu Xieyi racked his brains to make a fuss and pursue a boyfriend.

So how to do the first step?

How to get the phone number of Lincheng and achieve a breakthrough in the three dimensions?

The trick is—

When asking for a phone number, don't appear too eager, and don't make Lincheng feel too sudden.

What if I didn't control the scale by myself, and my performance was too obvious, and I saw through Lincheng's small thoughts before he fell in love with him, it would be miserable QAQ At that time, even a hundred thousand grass mud horses will not be able to catch up with the whip up!

So, Gu Xieyi, you must be cautious! O(￣ヘ￣o#) make a fist!

What is the good reason?

——Lincheng, we will have a face-to-face meeting soon, why don't we exchange numbers first?

No, no, it seemed like he was so impatient to see Lincheng. (Isn’t it ————)

replace!

——Lincheng, we’ve known each other for so long, let’s change our phone number O(∩_∩)O~

What if people don't want to give it to you?Is it okay to ask rashly like this? ? ? ?

Of course not!

Bad review!

So, how can we ask for it tactfully?

After three days and three nights of hard thinking, Gu Xiyi finally came up with a "brilliant" (stupid) solution.

dang dang dang dang~~~

Hurry up and implement it.

Gu Xiyi excitedly tapped on Lincheng's Q, and typed a string of words on the keyboard with both hands.

Gu Xieyi: Lincheng Lincheng, emergency help, urgent help!

Lincheng: What's wrong?

Gu Xieyi: I, I clawed it so arrogantly QAQ

Lincheng couldn't help but laugh, so, does this actually follow the master?

Lincheng: What's wrong with it?

Gu Xieyi: I can’t receive calls or text messages. It’s been several days. QAQ Lincheng: Are you in arrears?

Gu Xieyi: No!I just recharged the phone bill two days ago.

Of course, while recharging the phone bill, I also discovered various ways to tease the soft cute "Lincheng" by the way. “_” Lincheng: So... is it because no one has called or texted you these days?

Gu Xieyi: I don’t know about QAQ, but the key is that even 10086 doesn’t care about me now.

As soon as 10086 was mentioned, Gu Xiyi's phone vibrated.

Open it and see the sender - Lincheng.

Wow, Kaka, Kaka, Lincheng, did you hear my heart!Actually texted him QAQ immediately. Gu Xinyi opened it excitedly.

Dear M-Zone user, hello, your traffic this month is less than 5M, please use it as appropriate, if you need to buy a traffic package, you can [email protected]#$%%&*(((^$###$%$…… ——Lincheng (╯‵ ′)╯””┻━┻☆))>○<)

Why 10086 always likes to make trouble at these critical moments!

What are you going to do!

The sense of presence is not so brushed! Hey!

You definitely did it on purpose, did you do it on purpose?

(#‵′)convex

Lincheng: How could this happen.

Lincheng: Xieyi, are you still there?

Seeing Lincheng's questioning, Gu Xieyi gave up the contest with 10086.

Gu Xieyi: I am in QAQ

Gu Xieyi: I just tried it, and I'm still very proud (#‵′)

Gu Xieyi: My phone isn't really broken, is it?

Gu Xieyi: But I have used it for several years, and I am reluctant to replace it. QAQ translates: This phone has just been bought for a few months, and its performance is good in all aspects. I really like it.

Lincheng: Touch your head, how about...

Lincheng: If you really don't want to part with it, let's repair it.

Although he said so verbally, Lincheng already had several models of new mobile phones in his mind, so which one should he give to Xieyi?

But Gu Xieyi's inner OS is——

How can I fix it!My point is not this!

So Gu Xieyi decided to speed up the process.

Gu Xieyi: No, I think it is temporarily arrogant. It has been in this state before. It will be fine if a classmate calls me in a few days.

Lincheng: How about asking your classmates to call you?

Gu Xieyi: None of my classmates can contact QAQ now

Gu Xieyi: Why don't you call me now in Lincheng? QAQ I have something urgent today. If I still can't receive any text messages on my phone, I'll go and get it repaired.

Gu Xieyi: 15XXXXXXXXX

Gu Xieyi: (Little bear makes a bow)

After posting, Gu Xieyi felt very uneasy. This was the best excuse he could think of, although it still seemed to be full of illogical logic and loopholes.

A very clumsy lie, Lincheng should be able to guess it, right?

After waiting for a few minutes, seeing that the other party did not reply for a long time, Gu Xinyi's heart gradually cooled down.

Lincheng has seen through such a clumsy lie...

His own IQ is really so anxious.

Masochistic QAQ

If I knew it, I would just say it...

Gu Xiyi waited for 10 minutes, but seeing that Lincheng still didn't reply, she turned off the computer disheartened.

Lincheng is really unwilling to have too much contact with his three-dimensional...

So it is destined to be CP only in the drama...

Mr. Truth, do you want to be so cruel!

Gu Xiyi lay on the bed sadly, looked at her "tsundere" phone, opened the inbox, and saw that it was full of text messages from "Lincheng", and felt even more sad.

Go to sleep!If you fail once, change the plan next time!

After cheering herself up, Gu Xiyi pulled the quilt to cover her head...healing_(:3」∠)_

Suddenly the phone next to her vibrated, and Gu Xieyi didn't move.

Gorgeous 10086!

Don't always send me text messages from COS Lincheng all the time!

This time I know it's you!

After a few minutes, the phone vibrated again, Gu Xiyi depressedly picked up the phone and prepared to turn it to silent.

But at this moment, Gu Xiyi's cell phone suddenly displayed such a series of unfamiliar numbers.

Sender - 18xxxxxxxxx

Huh?

It's not 10086!

Could it be that the way I open the phone is wrong?

Gu Xinyi opened two text messages in doubt.

——Why did you go offline suddenly?

——Is the mobile phone still continuing to be arrogant?

Gu Xiyi opened her eyes wide and read the two text messages three times.

This time I am sure that I just turned on the phone in the wrong way!

Otherwise, why did I suddenly receive a text message from Lincheng!

Gu Xieyi is ecstatic now, is there any reason!

Willows and flowers are clear and there is wood!

Nima was so pleasantly surprised!

I thought that Lincheng would not reply to him, but the number was sent directly to QAQ. Gu Xieyi was so moved that she burst into tears!

Little claw machine, I love you so much╭(╯3╰)╮

Gu Xieyi hurriedly saved Lincheng's number in a separate group called "Unique (Xin)".

Gu Xieyi, who has always had a bad memory, actually read Lincheng's phone number for the first time this time!

Ever since Lincheng came into existence, everything in Gu Xiyi's life has become possible!

After saving the hard-earned number, Gu Xiyi happily replied to Lincheng.

——Well, QAQ is amazing!Your Majesty is my lucky star QAQ a few seconds later.

——Gongxi XD Don't worry now.

——En, thank you, Your Majesty╭(╯3╰)╮

After saying a few words, Gu Xieyi didn't continue.

I can’t eat hot tofu in a hurry, and I’m crazy about texting and calling, so take your time.

Lincheng looked at the only phone number in the phone, looked at the greetings or cold jokes sent by someone every day, felt as if he was surrounded by love?

Freehand, what the hell do you mean?

And when our classmate Gu Xieyi saw the text message from Zhen. Lincheng on his mobile phone, he felt all kinds of joy in his heart.

Gu Xieyi GJ!

The first step is successfully completed, then the next step——

Step two:

How to pursue boyfriend cheats II——

Create the necessary opportunities for the two to have more time to communicate and cooperate alone.

Primary stage: Two-dimensional

Advanced stage: three-dimensional

Ultimate stage: hey hey hey (Please be free ‖_‖)

Gu Xieyi thinks that if she wants to have a deeper (literally meaning, meaning crooked) development with Lincheng, she can only rely on QQ chat!

Communication must be comprehensive!

So if you pay attention, you will find that as long as Lincheng is online, Gu Xiyi will definitely be online. As long as there is a bubble in Lincheng, Gu Xiyi will appear within two seconds.

Audience: Is this a coincidence?

Gu Xieyi: Hehe.

Although I have tried my best to keep following the footsteps of Lincheng for 24 hours, but this is not enough!

I want you to immediately think of me, Gu Xiyi, when you see Lincheng appearing in the online distribution circle!

Audience: Why does this sentence look so black?

Gu Xieyi: Actually, I am an NC Jack Su _(:3」∠)_

Gu Xieyi is now completely in the state of NC Jack Su!

It's still the type that focuses on Jack Su Lincheng for the rest of his life.

One day, it was heard that there was a show in Lincheng at night, so after Gu Xiyi made many inquiries, he finally found out about the room where Lincheng pulled the table.

Gu Xiyi put on her killer weapon - double eyelids, secretly (?) followed Lincheng, and ran into that strange YY channel.

Gu Xiyi was dazzled by watching various small rooms on the YY channel.Could it be that in the room on the YY channel, he is going to stage a tragedy of getting lost?

Gu Xieyi: Your cold jokes are not funny at all ==

After searching one room at a time, Gu Xiyi finally found Lincheng in a room named "When the night is dark and the wind is high xxoo".

Gu Xieyi is overjoyed, anyway, now he is wearing a vest with double eyelids, no one can recognize him as himself, there is no shame in black listening or something ╮(￣▽￣”)╭ So he double-clicked the room excitedly Then tragedy struck...

Because... that small room is locked QAQ

Why lock it!

The crew is too stingy (#‵′) convex

Gu Xiyi looked at the vest facing the city inside with tears streaming down her face.

The farthest distance in the world is when you play PIA in the room, I watched your QAQ outside the room and waited for a while, Gu Xieyi clicked again without giving up.

This time he miraculously entered!

Isn't it locked?

So it is actually the God of Destiny, you heard the cry of sadness in my heart, didn't you!

So Gu Xieyi just went in to eavesdrop (?) with a vest with double eyelids on.

What made him feel even more unscientific was that no one inside asked who he was, as if everyone didn't see him.

Did I pass through?

Gu Xieyi didn't care what other people were like, she eavesdropped on her joy.

"I can just die like this, but if I want to take the initiative to hand over this country...don't even think about it!"

Lincheng's deep and powerful voice reached Gu Xieyi's ears.

Ma Dan, so handsome!

That "don't even think about it" gnashing your teeth is so touching!

Although Gu Xieyi didn't know the plot of the show, he could imagine the scene at that time only through Lincheng's voice.

Gu Xiyi covered her excited little heart, and listened to Lincheng's lines with concentration.

"Shu Ye, you go, I will let you go."

"Shu Ye, why don't you love me?"

"Forcibly imprisoning you by my side, is it really my fault?"

"Shu Ye, have you...loved me?"

Listening to Lincheng's painful love words to Shu Ye, asking him if he loves him, Gu Xinyi felt sad.

Although he knew in his heart that Lincheng was just a PIA drama, he still couldn't help feeling complicated.

Gu Xieyi, you really are terminally ill

The worst and bloodiest thing in a novel like Xiaoshou being jealous actually happened to you!

you are done!

Gu Xieyi listened to Lincheng and the others speaking to each other line by line, until the director gave a lecture to both parties.I didn't realize that time passed so fast.

"Let's stop here today. Thank you for your hard work." The director announced the end of the PIA scene.

"Do you want to stay in Lincheng for a while?" The main character Shou's voice sounded.

Don't... don't stay QAQ

↑Gu Xieyi's inner cry↑

"No, there are some things to do tonight, you guys can play." Lincheng Benyin.

GJ!

After Lincheng said goodbye to the crew, he left the room.

The little follower Gu Xieyi naturally also left.

After the two left, there was such a conversation in the room.

"Who was that double eyelid just now?"

"Lincheng said it was his friend who came to listen to his PIA play."

"Well, I haven't seen him speak."

"Maybe the vest hangs the corpse here."

After listening to Lincheng's PIA contentedly, Gu Xiyi was so cute that her face was bloodied again, and she started YY contentedly.

Lincheng PIA was so serious, and when talking about love, he was so gentle and cute...

He also really wanted to play with Lincheng PIA.

Gu Xiyi opened the script of the third issue of "The Moon Shines on Rivers and Mountains", in which Lincheng would tell him a lot of love words o(*////▽////*)q Emma, ​​there was a line in which Lincheng would lower his voice and say ——

"Yusheng, are you crying? But the more you cry, the more I want to bully you."

Gu Xiyi's face turned red just relying on her imagination.

What should I do, the shameful PLAY that seemed to be unbearably pornographic before now looks so emotional, how can it be broken! !

The answer is: no break!

Gu Xiyi returned to her dormitory at night, opened the Q group, and found that the crew of "The Moon Shines on Rivers and Mountains" was extremely lively.

Planning to eat watermelon: beauty beauty Gu beauty~

Huahuahuahua: What’s wrong with you planning.

Planner Ken Habit: Four paintings, have you listened to the dry sound of the third issue of Beauty?

Huahuahuahua: Not yet, I’ve been making bad posters recently.

Directing a play: Sihua, you will know why my CP is so anxious to find a beauty after you hear it.

Huahuahuahua: Could it be?Beauty H is not working anymore?

Planning to eat watermelon: Gongxi, you are wrong. “_” Beauty H is very powerful.

Draw and draw: it's not scientific!

Planning to eat watermelon: Shake your fingers, the most unscientific thing is that except for H, the sense of drama in other parts of the beauty has deteriorated a lot.

Draw and draw: Σ(⊙▽⊙”a…

Directing a play: CP, please write more detailed feedback on the beauty.

Planning to eat watermelon: I wrote it in detail, and the beauty has returned twice, each time is very positive, but the effect is still very bad.

Planning to eat watermelon: The beauty is so dedicated, I don’t know what to do now QAQ Planning to eat watermelon: Is the beauty in a bad state recently QAQ

Gu Xieyi, who has been watching the screen silently, feels that he should appear. “_”Since I don’t know how to write feedback comments, why don’t I play the scene again.

Planning to eat watermelon: beauty!You are finally willing to thick line!

Gu Xieyi: I didn’t do it on purpose QAQ I don’t know what happened recently

Draw and draw: touch the beauty, don't worry, take your time.

Planning to eat watermelon: It's okay beauty, we are not in a hurry, I am just worried that your dubbing status is not good recently.Why don't you take a break and record again?

Gu Xieyi: (crying)

I don’t want to take a break from the planner, I want to play the scene with Lincheng QAQ

Why can't you always hear the call from the depths of my heart┭┮﹏┭┮

Director of a play: Beauty does not cry.

Planning to eat watermelon: stand up and roll.

Gu Xieyi: Concave and protruding, both of you are wretched (picking nose)

Gu Xieyi: How about we pull the scene once?Director, please tell me about it carefully, I think I am a little confused.

Since you don't mention it, I will mention it myself (#‵′)

Planning to eat watermelon: on-site?I didn't plan to.

Planning to eat watermelon: And there are a lot of H's in the third phase of the beauty, don't you like to match this...

Gu Xieyi: It’s okay, I’m used to QAQ

Mr. Planner, didn’t you still cry because I pulled the lamp before, why are you so considerate this time QAQ I was wrong, I will cut off the power if I don’t pull the lamp!

Huahuahuahua: It must be the wrong way for me to open the Q group!The beauty actually said that he was used to it!

Directing a play: beauty, you finally discovered the beauty of H —“_“

Planning to eat watermelon: Aww, I'm looking forward to it (☆▽☆)

Planning to eat watermelon: But I don't know if His Majesty Lincheng has time.

Gu Xieyi: QAQ

Lincheng: I'm fine, let's do it sometime.

Gu Xieyi: Lincheng! ! ! !

Planning to eat watermelon: Your Majesty!

Directing a play: Nai Ruan, as always, doted on his little shou.

Hua Hua Hua Hua: Although His Majesty only said one sentence, and the two of them didn't even have a positive conversation today, I still feel how the full pink breath is broken.

Directing a Play: Sihua You Are Not Alone QAQ

Planning to eat watermelon: The two really have their own pink aura.

Huahuahuahua: The pink aura that comes with it is too strong!

Gu Xieyi was moved to tears.

Gu Xieyi: Lincheng, okay╭(╯3╰)╮

Love you.