This World Has Gone Crazy

Gu Bai had class in the first session in the afternoon, he glanced at the time, and guessed that class had already started when he drove back to the city from the airport, so he skipped straight away and took his wife home.Qi Le took out her mobile phone and turned to the doctor's number. After thinking about it, she didn't call for a while, and turned to look at him: "What do you want to do with that idiot?"

Gu Bai concentrated on driving, and answered casually, "Let him see a doctor for you."

"..." Qi Le said, "What?!"

Gu Bai looked at his cute daughter-in-law, smiled and continued: "Wan Lei has always wanted you to receive treatment, you can tell him about it and let him participate, I will watch over you and won't let him have any treatment." Don't worry about how the opportunity treats you."

"...No, that's not the point," Qi Le said, "The point is that I'm not a multiple personality at all. Thank you."

"I know," Gu Bo rubbed his head while driving, "You can pretend, there is an old movie called "Fatal ID", have you heard of it?"

Qi Le didn't understand why the topic suddenly changed to this direction, but she still responded: "I seem to have heard of horror movies? I haven't watched them, my heart is not good."

"It's not scary," Gu Bo explained, "it's a movie about multiple personalities."

Qi Le was startled, and asked understandingly: "So your idea is inspired by the movie?"

"Not really, the meaning is similar to that in the movie," Gu Bai said, "Actually, as long as you check the information on dissociative disease, you can know the approximate treatment method. Wan Lei must have checked it too."

Qi Le recalled the man's words: "He once said that there seems to be a personality called 'self-help man' who can help patients recover, right?"

"Well, it's doctors and self-help people who help patients integrate their personality at the same time. After you integrate, there will be only one personality left."

Qi Le responded silently for a second: "You mean I pretend to be sick and let the doctor treat me. After I recover, they will think that the last thing left is my personality, so I will be able to be quiet in the future, right?"

"clever."

Qi Le thought for a while, and was immediately happy: "This is a good idea! Let's go home and watch a movie! I have to watch that movie again."

Gu Bai smiled, naturally let him go, took him back to the apartment, then put the small table on the bed, moved the computer to connect to the Internet, leaned on the head of the bed with his legs spread apart, hugged his wife into his arms, and watched it with him .

Qi Le watched intently, and then began to shrink back: "What is it? A corpse? Is it a piece? Or is it going to ooze out later?" He stared closely at the constantly spinning washing machine in the movie, and finally I really couldn't stand the eerie feeling and the rumbling sound caused by the turning, turned over hastily, and buried my head in Gu Bai's arms, "I don't watch horror movies, I have a heart disease, my little heart can't stand it!"

Seeing him getting in, Gu Bai stretched out his hand to tentatively set the movie, rubbed his head, and said helplessly, "You're not sick now."

Qi Le put her arms around his waist and roared in a muffled voice: "Then I don't watch horror movies either!"

"This is a drama," Gu Bai became more and more helpless, "Why don't you turn it off, and I'll tell you the general idea."

"No, it's related to me anyway, I want to see for myself," Qi Le still nestled in his arms, raised his head after a while, and asked weakly, "What's in the washing machine?"

"A human head, nothing too bloody." Gu Bai squeezed his chin and kissed him comfortingly on the lips, "You don't need to look at it, go to the doctor directly, remember to pretend to be a little bit, and then inform Wan Wan Lei, let him watch you heal with his own eyes, and when Zheng Xiaoyuan's personality is integrated into other personalities, he will completely give up."

Qi Le was a little worried: "He won't be able to bear it for a while afterwards and give me a blow to my head, right?"

Gu Bai kissed him again: "I will guard you."

Qi Le responded with a lot of relief, turned over and continued to watch, and then shrank again after a while, with a trembling voice: "He's dead again... Ahhhh! A corpse popped out of the refrigerator, a shitty drama, this It's a horror movie!"

Gu Bai's eyes gradually deepened. He hadn't had a chance to have a wife these days. He was greedy at first, but he thought about going to the bar at night, so he refrained from torturing him. The tiny electric current went straight to the brain, and finally he couldn't restrain himself a little. He turned slightly sideways and pressed his wife on the bed, bowed his head and kissed.

"Hmm..." Qi Le grabbed his arm subconsciously, and clearly noticed his heavy breathing during the lingering process, and turned her head away a little, "Movie... um..."

Gu Bai put in a little more force, let his tongue penetrate deeper, and continued to linger with him. The small table was still on the bed, and his movements were severely restricted. He leaned in, slowly began to stroke, and patiently coaxed: "I pressed pause, and I'll watch it when I'm done."

Qi Le's breathing was a little messy after the long kiss just now, and now she met his deep and charming eyes, her cheeks blushed, she swallowed, and lay down obediently.

Satisfied, Gu Bai kissed the corner of his mouth: "You are so good, call me husband."

"...Go ahead and dream."

Gu Bai didn't mind at all, and concentrated on taking off his clothes. Qi Le caught a glimpse of his eyes during the process of making out, and immediately broke away from him and crawled down: "I have class in the second period, I'm going to class..."

Gu Bai easily restrained him, and brought him into his arms again: "It's not too late, I'll see you off later."

After getting along for this period of time, someone clearly understood the sensitive parts of Qi Le's body. At this moment, he had no ability to resist at all, so he had to accept his fate and be eaten. During the period, he even called her husband three times because of someone's bad taste. , he gasped for breath, his eyes were forced out of a layer of water vapor by lust: "... Are you enough?"

Gu Bai breathed heavily, pinched his waist and slammed him into the depths, and heard his wife's unbearable groaning in his ears, he leaned over and kissed his sweaty forehead, and smiled playfully: "Screw again, I'll let you cum after calling."

Qi Le: "..."

Gu Bai withdrew a little, reached the depth again, looked at his wife's eyes that were getting moister: "Anyway, you have screamed three times, so you should scream again."

Qi Le struggled for a while, but couldn't stand the heat in her body, and looked at him pitifully: "...husband."

"So good." Gu Bai rewarded him with a kiss.

"I want to tell my dad that you bullied me... No, I was wrong, I didn't say anything! Two circles you... um..."

The affair was getting more and more intense, and it was already past time when Gu Bai had his fill, so he checked the time: "The second class has just lasted for 5 minutes, are you still going?"

Qi Le nestled lazily on the bed, not wanting to move a single finger. Hearing this, he hummed and ignored him.

Gu Bai put his arms around him and rubbed his waist: "Unhappy?"

Qi Le continued to hum, and when he noticed someone's hand started to move down, he immediately said, "It's cool."

Gu Bo smiled immediately, and hugged him: "Are you still watching movies?"

Qi Le nodded, gritted her teeth, grabbed him and bit him several times, then slowly got up.Gu Bai got a bargain, he didn't mind at all, he moved the small table up again, and continued to read.Qi Le pointed at the camera: "He's hanging water, you think the idiot doctor won't inject me with strange medicine?"

Gu Bai thought for a while: "The drug has a relatively good effect on common symptoms such as depression and anxiety, but it is not very helpful for dissociative disorders. I will not let him use it."

Qi Le said silently: "Then will he hypnotize me? His IQ...will he be hypnotized?"

"It's hard to say, let's talk about it in the early stage and see how he wants to treat it."

Qi Le sighed, still worried about the idiot doctor, he thought for a while, "Lu Yanbin knows about time travel, it's probably okay if we have a showdown with him, he and Yu Mingjie are friends, and Yu Mingjie's understanding of that idiot should be More than us, let him help to come up with an idea, let the doctor stand on our side to cooperate with me in acting, so as to save the messy things in the treatment process, do you think it is feasible?"

"I don't know," Gu Bai said honestly, "You have to see how far Yu Mingjie and the doctor have developed."

Qi Le thought about it again: "Then, let's not show up with Lu Yanbin, just say that we are afraid that Wan Lei will pester me in the future, and we want the doctor to help."

"Well...then you can go to the doctor directly."

"No, I'm afraid that he will reveal the truth to me sooner or later. I don't want to tell him the truth. I want him to cooperate with me in acting without knowing it."

Gu Bai had a headache: "...it's a bit difficult."

"You can ask Yu Mingjie first, in case he has an idea..." Qi Le said for a while, then flipped the phone, "I almost forgot, I have his number." He dialed quickly and went straight to the topic: "How are you and your wife doing?"

Yu Mingjie said cheerfully, "Very good."

Qi Le blinked: "How good is it?"

"You can hug if you want, kiss if you want to kiss, what?"

Qi Le twitched the corners of his mouth: "It's okay...just ask." He hung up and looked at Gu Bai: "He is unreliable, and a bystander can tell."

Gu Bai nodded: "Ask your brother-in-law or Lu Yanbin."

"Let's find Lu Yanbin. No matter what he says, he can be regarded as a person who knows about soul piercing. My brother-in-law has a big mouth, and he has passed on the latest stories."

Gu Bai smiled: "Listen to you."

Qi Le called Lu Yanbin. The man was in a meeting and didn't have time to deal with him. After thinking about it, he felt that he couldn't explain the matter clearly, so he hung up for the time being and decided to come to talk, and then go to the bar together.He dialed the doctor's number and said that the phenomenon of loss of consciousness has been frequent recently, and he wanted to consult. The man became excited immediately. The two agreed on a time, and they hung up one after another. , Then put the phone on the bedside table, move your body, and find a comfortable position to nest, obviously tired.

Gu Bai put away the desk and computer, came back and hugged him for a light sleep, then got up to cook, the two of them finished their simple meal, and went downstairs to Lu Yanbin's apartment, they were stuck and hadn't set off yet. Entering the community, I saw Lu Yanbin's car turning in from a distance, and Qi Le commanded: "Hurry up, I can just go upstairs with him."

Gu Bai responded, quickly caught up, stopped at the apartment, and told his wife to go down to find Lu Yanbin first, while he found a place to park. He looked around, and it was just after the rush hour, and the nearby parking spaces were full. After driving for a while, he found an empty space. He turned the steering wheel to back up the car and parked it little by little. When he was about to go down, he was suddenly startled. He saw a car parked not far ahead obliquely. Most of the car was hidden in the gap between the buildings. , only a small part was exposed outside, the car was black, and the number plate was blocked by the mud, and he could only vaguely see that the tail number was zero. This is the car.

He opened the door and got out of the car to take a look, but before he got close, the car suddenly started, reversed quickly and drove into the small road behind through the gap, and left.He didn't expect that there were people up there, he was startled again, subconsciously frowned, and then went to look for his wife.

Qi Le was chatting with Lu Yanbin at the moment, the man looked at him: "Call me this afternoon?"

"Well, go up and talk."

Lu Yanbin nodded, and asked again: "I heard that you have been playing three chops recently, is it true?"

"..." Qi Le said, "Thank you for not being such a gossip."

Lu Yanbin looked calm: "I'm just curious."

"You have to remember one sentence, curiosity killed the cat."

Lu Yanbin was noncommittal, stood silently for a while, and then asked: "Who is that man? Your new boyfriend? Is it fun to have three chops?"

"...You are obviously gossip!"

Gu Bai happened to come over, surprised: "What three chops?"

The corner of Qi Le's mouth twitched: "Go back and tell you."

Lu Yanbin nodded secretly. Judging from Gu Bai's reaction, the rumors about the three splits should be false. His thirst for gossip was slightly satisfied, and he called them up, but when he was about to open the door, he saw a tricycle approaching. He stopped nearby and began to make a phone call. , he heard the familiar name clearly, and couldn't help stepping forward: "Is this a courier?"

The courier brother looked at him: "Are you Yihang?"

"No, I live with him," Lu Yanbin read the phone number over and over, "Give it to me, I'll take it with me."

The courier brother took the package and checked the number, nodded: "Sign."

Lu Yanbin looked at the box in front of him, a little surprised: "I seem to have seen the packaging somewhere, what is this?"

"Inflatable dolls," the courier boy explained, "Our company delivers the goods ourselves, and the quality is pretty good."

Lu Yanbin: "..."

Qi Le could hear clearly, with black lines all over her face, thinking two hundred and five, wait for death.Gu Bai was also a little helpless, watching from the side.

The courier boy said, "Sign it."

Lu Yanbin came back to his senses for a while, and was about to write, when he heard an excited voice from far to near: "Aww, my goddess~~~"

Everyone went to look around, only to see that the door of the apartment was pushed open with a slam, and a certain [-] rushed over: "My goddess... misses me so much!"

Lu Yanbin: "..."

Qi Le: "..."

Gu Bai: "..."

Two hundred and five suddenly saw a few acquaintances, shut up instantly, saw Lu Yanbin was carrying the box, looking at him calmly, then walked back silently: "I'm sorry, I was sleepwalking."

Lu Yanbin threw the box into the car: "Take it away, I sent it to the wrong person, if no one accepts it, throw it away."

Yi Hang paused, and immediately ran back: "No, it's mine, it's thousands of dollars!"