Agreement of Being Gay for 30 Days

Stir the base on the 17th day.

【Cook a meal together, whether it is good or not, finish it with a smile】

"Shou Shou, what are you going to cook?" Zhang Lingyi was throwing vegetables into the trolley while curiously watching Wang Guangning staring at the two boxes of pork belly for comparison.

This is a large supermarket near Zhang Lingyi's home. They had just finished the exam in the morning when Zhang Lingyi abducted Wang Guangning.

Because it was a working day and there were not many people, Zhang Lingyi strolled around comfortably and picked up a lot of things. Anyway, he will spend the next two days at home, so he can store more food.

But Wang Guangning looked clumsy when picking vegetables... er, he was much more cautious.

"Hmph, I'm going to be a shocking and weeping ghost... back, pot, meat." After Wang Guangning finished speaking, he finally made a choice between the two boxes of pork belly.

"O_O is so good!" Zhang Lingyi was quite surprised. Although the recipe of twice-cooked pork is not difficult, it is not easy to make it delicious. If you are not careful, it is easy to make the meat too old, or it is too oily, and the ingredients are not easy to prepare. , but seeing Wang Guangning's confident appearance, Zhang Lingyi felt that it was wrong for him to underestimate Wang Guangning just because he was slow in picking vegetables.

Although Wang Guangning often compares the dishes he picks out for a long time, he doesn't see the advantages.

So the two wandered around in the supermarket for an hour. In the end, Wang Guangning's harvest was a box of pork belly, peppers, green onions, ginger, garlic, etc.

Zhang Lingyi's harvest is... a small cart full of things, I can't count what's in it.

Wang Guangning frowned while watching Zhang Lingyi pack vegetables and fresh meat snacks into the self-provided recycle bag: "You buy so many vegetables, can you cook them?"

Zhang Lingyi didn't raise his head: "If I can't cook, what do I buy it for? Don't tell me you buy everything you can't cook?"

Wang Guangning: "..." Well, knowing the recipes should be regarded as being able to cook, he silently touched the phone in his pocket, and felt a little relieved when he thought of the recipes stored in the phone.

Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi are both only children, but it is obvious that their culinary attainments cannot be described by a simple "heavenly difference".

The reason for the difference is that Wang Guangning has always lived with his parents, while Zhang Lingyi's parents work in other places.

Zhang Lingyi stood aside silently, watching Wang Guangning clumsily chop peppers.

Facts have proved that people who are good at reading do not necessarily have strong practical ability. For example, Wang Guangning, although he can memorize the recipe of twice-cooked pork after reading it, but in actual operation, pots and pans, and even a knife for cutting vegetables are not like It is so easy and easy to master as stated in the recipe.Although he has been careful, the pepper rings he cut out are still uneven in size and seriously unbalanced.

Zhang Lingyi looked at the horrific cooking table, and finally couldn't help but asked, "Do you want me to cut it for you?"

"No need!" Wang Guangning became furious, feeling that Zhang Lingyi was laughing at him, so he chopped hard with the kitchen knife, trying to win with momentum, but in the end...

"I'll rub it!" A small piece of pepper jumped up and bumped into the eye, Wang Guangning quickly reached out to rub it, as a person with no cooking experience, of course he didn't know that when cutting the pepper, you can't directly rub your eyes with your hands.

"Don't rub your eyes with your hands!" Zhang Lingyi hurried to pull his hand, but it was too late, so the next second, Wang Guangning was so hot that he jumped up: "Rub, rub, it's so spicy! It's so spicy!"

Zhang Lingyi looked at Wang Guangning's seldom-seen stupidity dumbfoundedly, shook his head and pressed his head to the side of the faucet and said, "Rinse the water quickly."

He took another bowl by himself, filled it with white vinegar and water, found a towel, and said, "Come on, let me wipe it for you."

Wang Guangning raised his head from the faucet, his eyes were slightly red and swollen, Zhang Lingyi's heart twitched, and his voice softened: "Don't move your hands, I'll wipe it for you, it will be fine soon."

Immediately, he dipped a towel in water and carefully wiped Wang Guangning's eyes.

Wang Guangning closed his eyes and muttered, "How can it be so spicy? It's so unscientific!"

I have no common sense, but I am ashamed to rely on science!

Zhang Lingyi silently despised him, but seeing Wang Guangning's distressed face, he didn't say anything.

After rubbing white vinegar water, Wang Guangning finally opened his eyes. Although there was still some redness, swelling and discomfort, it was not too serious, so he geared up and went back to the sink.

Zhang Lingyi looked at him and... the kitchen worriedly, and said, "Shou Shou, why don't I cook it!"

"Of course not!" Wang Guangning snorted, "Don't look down on people, I will definitely make a shocking delicacy!" After all, it took time to download the recipe, so it can't just be discarded!

Besides, first-time cooks are always filled with incomprehensible excitement.

Zhang Lingyi was even more horrified when he heard Wang Guangning's words. Seeing his clumsy appearance, the food he cooked might not be earth-shattering, but I'm afraid it will really make ghosts and gods cry!

Zhang Lingyi still wanted to try to persuade, but Wang Guangning flew over with a small eye, pressed his hands on his shoulders and pushed out: "Zhang Lingyi, you go out, and you can come in after I'm done."

It must be because he's been interfering all the time that it's going so badly!

Wang Guangning found an excellent excuse for his mistake.

So Zhang Lingyi watched TV in the living room and listened to various ping-pong-pong sounds from the kitchen, occasionally mixed with the sound of broken porcelain.

Zhang Lingyi wailed inwardly, what the hell is Wang Guangning doing?Blow up the kitchen?And whenever he tried to approach the kitchen, Wang Guangning would yell at him away from embarrassment.

Zhang Lingyi silently cheered himself up while enduring the double torment of his ears and spirit: "A good Xiaogong should be tolerated without reason or bottom line!"

So after a long hour passed, Wang Guangning finally waved his hand and summoned Xiao Zhang: "Zhang Lingyi, I'm done, it's your turn."

Zhang Lingyi took deep breaths and deep breaths, and after making sufficient preparations, he finally walked into the kitchen with a nonchalant face.

Hey, the kitchen is actually normal!

Zhang Lingyi's eyes lit up, and he silently condemned himself in his heart for not judging others by his voice... er, his cooking skills.

So the sound of Wang Guangning cooking sounds scary but the process is actually very good, right?

Zhang Lingyi was relieved and glanced at Wang Guangning, and saw that Wang Guangning's face was a little unnatural, slightly stiff and flushed.

Hey, Shou Shou actually blush, so amazing!

"Shou Shou, is this your twice-cooked pork? Let me take a look." Zhang Lingyi glanced at a covered plate on the dining table, it must be Wang Guangning's masterpiece!As he said that, he was about to uncover the plate on top.

"No." Wang Guangning slapped his hands away, glared at him, and said angrily, "Cook your food quickly."

"So fierce!" Zhang Lingyi pursed his lips, slandering secretly, why are you so mysterious, sooner or later he will show it to others!

The slander is the slander, Chef Zhang rolled up his sleeves skillfully and started cooking.

then……

"Huh, why do you think there are a few dishes ready?" Zhang Lingyi was stunned at the plates in the cabinet that were obviously at the wrong height, um, not only the plates, but also the number of bowls seemed to be wrong...

Zhang Lingyi felt ominous in his heart, and silently glanced at the sink. The quantity of oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar was wrong. There were a few bottles that he had just bought, but now there were only less than a third of them left.

So what had happened during the hour he had been out of the kitchen?

Zhang Lingyi knew that in this kind of situation, the truth was usually in the trash can, so he took advantage of Wang Guangning's inattention and moved it to the side of the trash can quietly, quietly.

A bucket full of... Porcelain shards, and scorched, oily suspicious objects... According to the color of the object's edge that has not been completely burnt, Zhang Lingyi judged that it should be pepper and... Uh, it seems to have pork belly!

What a tragic situation!

Zhang Lingyi stroked his forehead silently.

This is the end of the matter, so don't pursue it!

After Zhang Lingyi shed two bitter tears, he cheered up and quickly devoted himself to the great cause of cooking.

Zhang Lingyi's culinary attainments were obviously not at the same level as Wang Guangning's. In less than an hour, two hot and delicious dishes were served on the table.

Wang Guangning stretched out his head to see, Shacha Beef, Crab Roe Tofu.

Shacha beef soup is thick, oily in color and fragrant.

The crab roe tofu looks even more delicate and smooth, which whets the appetite.

Wang Guangning felt a little bit sad.

"Let's serve dinner!" Zhang Lingyi brought two bowls of rice, and said with a smile, "Let me see your twice-cooked pork that is astonishing as hell!"

The conscience of heaven and earth, Zhang Lingyi's words are really not ironic.

But Wang Guangning's ears turned red, and he covered the plate with his hands and said, "Forget it, I won't eat this today."

"Don't, Shoushou!" Zhang Lingyi hurriedly moved Wang Guangning's hand, and said righteously, "Don't worry, I won't despise you!"

"Who's afraid that you'll dislike him!" Wang Guangning spread his hands in self-defeating, "I'm afraid you'll just wait until you can't stop eating!" If you don't lose, you have to hold your aura first.

So Zhang Lingyi opened the dish while doing psychological training for himself.

Well, if the psychological construction is done well, the expression can be so calm.

Zhang Lingyi looked at the plate calmly...about a quarter of the twice-cooked pork he bought originally, and he managed not to let his expression crack.

"Ah, Shou Shou did a good job!" Zhang Lingyi said, covering his chest with one hand, so hypocritical that he couldn't bear to look directly at him.

Speaking of the color of those peppers, it should be that they haven’t been cooked yet, but why the scallions seem to have turned black, and is the ginger cut too big?

As for the main character of this dish, Mr. Pork Belly, the sides are black, but the middle seems to be raw.

Holy crap, is Wang Guangning the direct disciple of the canteen chef?

It's not scientific at all, is it?When I was cooking for the first time, there was no way to make the same piece of meat burn and still be raw, okay?

Zhang Lingyi really wanted to kneel down to Wang Guangning.

However, Wang Guangning's eyes lit up because of Zhang Lingyi's words, and he said, "Really? Then eat it quickly!" While speaking, he enthusiastically put a large chopstick of pork belly to his mouth.

Make you hypocritical!Make you hypocritical!

A hypocrite will swallow a thousand needles╭(╯^╰)╮!

Don't think I can't see the twitch of your mouth just because you put on a sincere look!

Wang Guangning's mind is really small.

At this time, Zhang Lingyi really admired his skill deeply. Facing the pile of...twice-cooked pork that was so close at hand, he still kept his expression on his face, and said, "Well, I ate it, so you can eat it too!"

Then generously bite into it.

This devilish smell!

Is it the test that every man must pass on the way to become a loyal dog emperor?

Zhang Lingyi burst into tears in his heart.

Wang Guangning didn't expect that Zhang Lingyi could really eat. Seeing his painful and forbearing expression, he endured it but didn't laugh, and said, "How does it taste?"

Zhang Lingyi expressionless: "Not bad."

"Then eat more, don't waste it." Wang Guangning said as he ruthlessly picked up the whole plate of twice-cooked pork and put it into Zhang Lingyi's bowl.

Zhang Lingyi: "..."

"You have to finish eating with a smile." Wang Guangning was serious, and then he picked up a chopstick of beef and ate it fiercely.

Well, Zhang Lingyi's craftsmanship is really nothing to say, the aroma of sand tea permeates into the beef, but the meat is still very tender and smooth, and the crab roe tofu is even sweeter and smoother, melting in the mouth. It's just that the chopsticks are obviously moving very fast.

After a while, the dishes on the table were reduced by half.

After eating almost, he realized that Zhang Lingyi didn't seem to eat much of his own cooking. When he looked up, he found that he was still eating... twice-cooked pork.

Although it was eaten slowly, it was indeed chewing bite by bite.

Wang Guangning felt a little upset, snatched his bowl and said, "Don't eat it, it's not good." His voice was muffled, although he deliberately made fun of Zhang Lingyi, but he didn't really want him to cooperate.

Wang Guangning was a little confused about his mood.

"Hee hee, I really think it's delicious!" Zhang Lingyi said with a playful smile, "This is the first time Shou Shou has cooked, so of course we'll eat it up!" As he spoke, he went to get the bowl again.

"Don't eat it." Wang Guangning grimaced, walked directly to the trash can, threw out the leftover rice and meat, and filled a new bowl of rice.

"Here, eat well and don't make trouble." Wang Guangning angrily pushed the rice bowl in front of Zhang Lingyi, "Wash the dishes after eating." After saying that, he went out to the living room to watch TV.

Looking at Wang Guangning's back, Zhang Lingyi sighed silently: "You are really so arrogant!"

But so cute and arrogant!

The author has something to say: 1. I heard that the Arbor Day is coming. In order to respond to the concept of environmental protection, our Zhang Xiaogong also uses an environmental protection bag~ 2. Then thank you Shi Fangzhisha, Tianxinyueyuan and lazy girl Ashuai The overlord ticket thrown.Thank you Voldy! 3. Then I burst into tears, please forgive me, I will update it every other day if I have something to do this week.Inside, the daily update will resume on Saturday!Daily update! 4. Azhi made it very clear from the very beginning about the problem of attacking and receiving, the number of abdominal muscles determines it!I won't change it, of course it doesn't rule out that one day I will be stimulated and let Wang Guangning practice for an extra 5 yuan, so please leave a lot of comments and rate!Thanks! [-]. Finally [serious face], Azhi has coded the outline, and there must be more than three paragraphs of eclectic and exciting H in the future! ! !Okay, let me ask you a serious question at the end, why can't some girls watch Danmei but not accept mutual attacks?