Agreement of Being Gay for 30 Days

Stir the base on the 5th day.

【Watch a movie together】

Holding the movie ticket, Wang Guangning looked at Zhang Lingyi expressionlessly: "Are you sure you want to watch this?"

It's the scariest horror movie of the year.

But what caused his facial paralysis was not because it was a horror movie, but because...he had seen it three times.

Zhang Lingyi nodded excitedly: "Shou Shou, I've done some research. Horror movies are known as 'little helpers for couples to flirt'. You must watch reminder, love, and movies!"

"Aphrodisiac?" Wang Guangning looked at the sky speechlessly, did anyone come to tell him what happened in these short few days?Why do horror movies become aphrodisiacs?

Zhang Lingyi nodded seriously and said, "There's nothing wrong with that. All the men who invite girls to watch horror movies have only one purpose - to hold the girl in his arms when the girl is trembling with fright, and then take the opportunity to do something!"

The corner of Wang Guangning's mouth twitched: "Then what about the girl asking the boy to watch a movie?"

"Of course it was to pretend to be afraid to take the opportunity to sneak into the arms of a boy." Zhang Lingyi squinted at him, "The way you ask this is that a girl asked you to watch a horror movie, right?"

"No." Wang Guangning said firmly.

And the truth is, not only once, but more than once.

That's right, the three times he watched this horror movie were all girls who invited him to watch it. Thinking of those girls' innocent faces before watching the movie: "Wow, it looks so exciting, let's just watch this!" Then on the way to watch the movie All kinds of screams, looking at him with Bambi's innocent and cute eyes in the dark, and trying to hide in his arms without a trace.

Fortunately, he was experienced in many battles, and he kept his arms crossed while watching the movie, so that the girls had no chance to take advantage of it.

The two carried the largest tube of popcorn and Coke into the cinema.

This film deserves to be the best of the year, with eerie pictures, unexpected plot, and first-class sound effects.

Zhang Lingyi, who watched this film for the first time, was horrified.

And Wang Guangning, who had already memorized the plot by heart, didn't have the slightest expectation for the whole movie, and ate popcorn very calmly.

"boom--"

"Crack ~"

In the movie, the head of the female corpse suddenly exploded, and the brain and blood flowed all over the floor. At the same time, Wang Guangning calmly threw a piece of popcorn into his mouth. When he was chewing happily, his eyes suddenly went dark, and his entire vision Covered by a slender hand.

"What are you doing?" Wang Guangning pushed Zhang Lingyi's hand away.

"I'm afraid you're afraid!" Zhang Lingyi patted himself on the chest and said, "As an attacker, I must always shoulder the responsibility of protecting you. Come, come into my arms!"

Wang Guangning could handle Zhang Lingyi's convulsions from time to time calmly, so he rolled his eyes and ignored him.

"Hey, Wang, as a shou, please be a little self-conscious about being a shou, okay?" Zhang Lingyi was very dissatisfied with Wang Guangning's uncooperative behavior, "Why did I choose such a heavy-handed horror movie so hard? Isn't it just for this moment?" As he spoke, he stretched out one hand to wrap his arms around Wang Guangning's shoulders, pulling him into his arms, "Shou Shou, come into my arms!"

Wang Guangning couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the big bucket of half-eaten popcorn, threw it on Zhang Lingyi's head, and said angrily, "I think you are possessed by a ghost!"

The people in the last few rows were shocked by Wang Guangning's sudden behavior.

Zhang Lingyi took down the popcorn tube, put a head of sweet popcorn on it, and said aggrievedly: "Shou Shou, why didn't you follow the guide on couples?"

Wang Guangning said unhappily: "Because my head has not been caught by the door."

"Me neither." Zhang Lingyi defended his IQ.

"Then watch the movie well." Wang Guangning didn't even want to roll his eyes, and turned back to continue looking at the screen.

Zhang Lingyi's heart was active.

He chose this movie to learn how to flirt with real couples. In his original plan, Wang Guangning, who was a little shou, should be so frightened that his face turned pale, and then he would put his head in his arms, while the great little shou She caressed his chrysanthemum like a warrior... No, it was right to comfort him gently on his back.

Such a harmonious picture can definitely piss off a bunch of little girls~

Why did Wang Guangning not cooperate with him?

Zhang Lingyi weighed for a while, and finally made a painful decision.

Plans cannot be miscarried, so if the mountain is not just me, I will be the mountain.

So, when the next scary scene appeared, there were screams of girls in the cinema, and the girls in the front row could be seen leaning their heads on the boys next to them.

then……

Zhang Lingyi imitated the girls, and flung himself into Wang Guangning's arms in a very tactful way: "Shou Shou, I'm afraid!"

"..." Wang Guangning's expression finally couldn't hold back and split.

Coming out of the movie theater, Wang Guangning's expression returned to normal, but he looked at Zhang Lingyi with strange eyes and said, "Do you want to check your head? I suspect that you have a problem with IQ."

Zhang Lingyi said sadly and indignantly: "How can you say that, I am a person who has received a scholarship!"

Wang Guangning said with emotion: "The main reason is that your behavior is too unlike that of a scholarship winner!"

Zhang Lingyi was very wronged: "It's not all because you refused to get into my arms, I'm ready for it!"

Wang Guangning was speechless.

The two had been poor for a while, and were about to go back, when Wang Guangning's cell phone rang, and when he picked it up, it turned out to be Yu Haining whom he hadn't seen for a few days.

"Why does she have the nerve to call?" Zhang Lingyi sneered.

Wang Guangning was also slightly taken aback.

Before that, he was always the one who looked for Yu Haining first, and Yu Haining had never contacted him before, but he was a little surprised by the sudden phone call.

He originally planned not to have any further contact with Yu Haining, but it was rare for Yu Haining to take the initiative to call. Curiosity finally overcame his inner reserve, and he pressed the call.

"Guangning~" Yu Haining's sweet voice came through the phone line, wrapping around Wang Guangning layer upon layer like sugar threads.

"What's the matter?" Wang Guangning's voice was very cold.

Unexpectedly, the first time he took the initiative to call Wang Guangning, he was so calm. Yu Haining was also taken aback for a moment, but soon came back to his senses, and said softly: "I just came back from shopping outside. I took a lot of things at the subway entrance. , I can’t move anymore, can you come pick me up?”

"No." Wang Guangning said coolly, and hung up the phone directly.

"Tsk tsk, you are too disrespectful to others." Zhang Lingyi shook his head and said, although he didn't hear what Yu Haining said, he could guess something from Wang Guangning's appearance.

"I know what kind of person she is, but I'm not being taken advantage of by her so stupidly."

Just as Wang Guangning finished speaking, Zhang Lingyi's cell phone rang.

It was Yu Haining again.

"Damn it, why didn't I see her be so enthusiastic and active when I was chasing her before?" Zhang Lingyi sneered, "Now I don't care about her and come here by myself." Immediately, his eyes lit up, he gave Wang Guangning a mean look, and picked it up. phone.

Yu Haining repeated what he had just said to Wang Guangning.

"Well, okay, no problem, just wait a moment, I'll go there right away." Zhang Xiaocao was very enthusiastic.

After hanging up the phone, Yu Haining was very satisfied. This is the proper attitude towards a goddess. Wang Guangning dared to hang up on her, so he will have to be left in the cold for a while.

On the other side, Wang Guangning looked at Zhang Lingyi puzzled and said, "Don't tell me you still have no heart for Haining?"

"Of course I don't give up!" Zhang Lingyi said, "Damn, this young man is so old, it's his first time chasing a girl, and he was tricked. If he doesn't get back his place, how can he give up?"

"Then you still have to carry something for her?"

"Of course not." Zhang Lingyi whispered a few words into Wang Guangning's ear with a sinister smile.

"It's not good." Wang Guangning's conscience was faintly excited.

"What's wrong, we didn't hurt her. We just let her understand, don't think you can play with boys just because of your beauty." Zhang Lingyi said while pushing Wang Guangning out.

The subway entrance is between the movie theater and University F. Zhang Lingyi dragged Wang Guangning to the vicinity of the subway entrance. After some distance, he saw Yu Haining standing outside the subway entrance playing with his mobile phone, with many bags at his feet.

"Go ahead, you go first." Zhang Lingyi released the hand holding Wang Guangning's arm, and pushed him forward.

"It seems that there is no lower limit!" Wang Guangning was still a little hesitant.

"Damn it, isn't it too late to talk about the lower limit after you've messed with me? Hurry up~" Zhang Lingyi urged.

Wang Guangning thought about it too, he had already messed up with Zhang Lingyi, and the lower limit was almost broken, so he stopped coddling and walked towards Yu Haining.

"Haining, I'm here to pick you up."

Yu Haining was so engrossed in playing with his mobile phone that he didn't notice that someone was approaching, he was startled suddenly, when he looked up, he saw that it was Wang Guangning, and he was shocked again.

"Ah, Guangning, why are you here?" Yu Haining asked in surprise.

"Didn't you ask me to come?" Wang Guangning looked innocent.

"But you can't say it?" Yu Haining said.

"Ha, wasn't that a joke to you?" Wang Guangning made a gesture to pick up the things on the ground, "Why didn't you tell me not to come?"

"Wait." Yu Haining hurriedly stopped him, and was about to excuse him, when he saw Zhang Lingyi galloping from afar, shouting while running, "Haining, I'm here."

On a winter's evening, the sun was thin and there was a cold wind blowing, Zhang Lingyi's clothes were flipping, and his handsome face gave off the smell of sunshine.

At this moment, Wang Guangning had a slight auditory hallucination.

Zhang Lingyi's shout automatically changed into - Guangning, I'm here.

It is indeed a pleasing picture.

Yu Haining didn't know how she became like this, she has been dealing very well between these two school girls.

Although they were too young to give her money and famous brands like those middle-aged men with successful careers, being pursued by the two handsome men who attracted the most attention in F University at the same time greatly satisfied her vanity.

She was indeed a little moved, after all, no matter how rich a middle-aged man is, he is not as energetic and handsome as Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi.

It's just that she is too greedy, reluctant to part with anything, and wants to hurry up with everything.

Zhang Lingyi had already run up to him, and he was panting slightly when he stood still. He glanced at Wang Guangning, frowned, and said in a bad tone: "Haining, why is he here too?"

"This..." Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi's disagreement was well known throughout the school, but Yu Haining was such a good-looking person, he didn't know how to deal with it for a while.

Wang Guangning's face also became very ugly, and he said: "Yu Haining, I didn't expect you to be like this." After saying that, he left angrily.

"Guangning..." Yu Haining wanted to save him, but Zhang Lingyi also continued from the side: "Yu Haining, please don't look for me again." After saying that, he shook his head and left the scene very handsomely.

"Wahhaha, I finally got the anger out of my heart!" Zhang Lingyi proudly put a hand on Wang Guangning's shoulder.

Wang Guangning felt a little uncomfortable, his shoulders were a little stiff, but thinking of the two big men, there was really nothing to tweak, so he let him go.

The evening breeze was blowing, and there was a coolness in the air.

Wang Guangning asked: "Zhang Lingyi, why did you chase after Haining?"

"This~" Zhang Lingyi looked at the sky and remained silent.

Wang Guangning waited for a long time without saying anything, slightly impatiently bumped his elbow with his elbow, and said, "What's the matter, tell me quickly."

Zhang Lingyi was a little embarrassed and said: "I told you, don't get mad!"

Wang Guangning squinted his eyes, pretending not to care about something hidden, and said, "I'm not so stingy, just say it!"

"That...the thing is like this..." Zhang Lingyi scratched his head, "Isn't it my junior year, I just think it's time for a relationship, otherwise after two years, college is over, I will miss the relationship The golden period...but since I was a child, I have never really liked any girls. I thought I should just date Zihui, but I didn't expect to hear that you are chasing Yu Haining..."

"Ci'ao!" Wang Guangning had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, "Could it be that you deliberately robbed me of Haining?" If he dared to say yes, even if he said nothing, he would kill him.

"Oh, I didn't want to, but think about it, since I entered F University, you have always competed with me for everything. Although you have always been slightly inferior to me, it also shows that you are still very good, so I also believe in your taste. ... Hey, don't hit me, I think highly of you, okay!"

"Damn! They said stop fighting! I'm still angry, okay, thanks to you, you still claim to be on the same level as me. I didn't expect to see you so much..."

The two quarreled for a long time before they stopped.

Wang Guangning angrily ignored Zhang Lingyi.

"Hey, tell me how you like Yu Haining~" Zhang Lingyi pretended not to see Wang Guangning getting angry, and bumped his arm.

"Hmph!" Wang Guangning turned his head arrogantly, ignoring him.

"Tell me~" Zhang Xiaocao was very flattering.

Wang Guangning still ignored him.

"I'll trade my identity as Tiangong with you!" Zhang Lingyi made a difficult decision.

Wang Guangning's eyes lit up: "Three days!"

"Two days." Zhang Lingyi put on an expression of never giving in.

"Deal!" Wang Guangning smiled brightly.

He originally had an extremely prosperous appearance, but with such a smile, his radiance suddenly shone, and the cold of winter was also driven away a lot.

Zhang Lingyi heard his heart skip a beat, and suddenly panicked.

Unfamiliar emotions surged, making people overwhelmed, so they had to quickly divert their attention: "Hurry up, talk!"

"I have to think about it!" Wang Guangning looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and finally said slowly after a long time, "I seem to like her pure and beautiful."

"..." Although Zhang Lingyi didn't say it out loud, his small eyes had already expressed his contempt to the fullest, damn it!

Pure and beautiful?

With just these four words, he defrauded himself of the identity of Tiantian Gong, and he really wanted to shout: "I want to return the product!"

But as a real man, he didn't say such bad things in the end.

The author has something to say: Thanks to Baigemeizhi, Xiaomeng, Flax, Gaiya, Weixiao, etc. for their support!effort!renew!Then by the way, let's get out of here, everyone, look at her crisp breasts, save them quickly, leave a message!mwah! [Small Theater] Zhang Lingyi: Shou Shou, come to my bowl quickly!Wang Guangning: You have already agreed to let me do three-day attack!Zhang Lingyi: You are so annoying!Let that person go to your bowl!mwah!Uh, fix a bug~