Male furnace tripod

In a claustrophobic space, blood-colored walls, light rippling liquid, a small lump of flesh is curled up in it, sucking its fingers and seriously thinking about life-and-death propositions—why did I soak in the water after I woke up from sleep?And it's not drowned yet!

'The current situation, if you look at it according to the logic of American movies...

Nine times out of ten I was abducted by aliens while I was sleeping.They are now deprived of sight, smell and mobility, and placed in a container filled with culture fluid to be slaughtered. '

Thinking of the hard-working subjects in foreign sci-fi films, Xiao Ruan's fragile heart couldn't help trembling: "Once I accept this setting, then what I have to do now is to struggle hard to survive." Seeking to restore mobility as soon as possible and escape back to the human world? '

'This kind of setting that seems to be the protagonist of a Hollywood blockbuster is quite interesting. 'Xiao Ruan was having fun, vomited a blister, and continued to think...

'However... If you look at it according to the logic of domestic TV dramas, it is very likely that I have encountered the most popular time-traveling right now!And it is worn by the fetus.It should be the first few months of this suspected vegetative state... Shit!How could a man like me have such a reserve of knowledge. '

Xiao Ruan began to try hard to recall the domestic time-travel dramas she had watched, trying to learn from them, 1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes... Xiao Ruan finally got angry: "Meow meow, this group of time-travelers who are not doing business, time travel is eliminated Picking up girls is like picking up men, and there is no one who soaks in amniotic fluid like me!I am desperate for this film and television industry that discriminates against fetal wear, completely desperate...'

Anger is anger, life must go on.Xiao Ruan can only follow this setting and continue to consider countermeasures: According to the experience of domestic dramas, if I am really a fetus now, then all I have to do is...wait to be born.Determine the gender, if you are a man, you will have a girl, if you are a woman, you will be a lily...

Huh?It seems that I accidentally missed a choice, what is it?Forget it, it shouldn't matter.

So, someone who had finished thinking set the following course of action—struggle hard.

Everything is prepared for the worst possibility.This is the experience of blood and tears belonging to illegal small traders in the 21st century.

Just do it, the little fetus began to scratch its weak limbs...

After an unknown amount of time, Xiao Ruan finally came to the following conclusion——I can't move, huh, huh.

If the body fails completely, then you can only try the legendary spiritual power.Even being abducted by aliens has become possible, so why can't the legendary spiritual power become a reality?

A certain pirated disc dealer who downloaded and burned countless discs with his own hands. In a sense, he has a wide range of knowledge. Xiao Ruan quickly found what he wanted from a disc called "Slimming Yoga"... Adjust Breathe, empty your mind, and enter meditation.

Facts have proved that the return rate of doing so is much higher than that of squatting at the entrance of the kindergarten to sell those dishes.Xiao Ruan quickly felt the strangeness. The liquid that filled the whole space seemed to contain some kind of power. Those powers were like some kind of subtle qi, which penetrated into every pore of the body and continuously penetrated into the body along the meridians.In terms of feeling, this thing is like ice mineral water poured down the throat suddenly in summer. Although it is cold, it is very cold, pure and transparent.

Moreover, with breathing, another kind of qi seems to enter the body and gather in the lower abdomen.This kind of air is peaceful, like warm boiled water, nothing special, but wherever it passes, it is very comfortable.

Under the nourishment of these two kinds of "water", Xiao Ruan's body became more and more relaxed, and her mind became more and more clear.He has completely fallen into the highest state of distraction... his mind is empty.

When Xiao Ruan woke up from that mysterious state, the originally ubiquitous ice mineral water in the surrounding liquid had already been drunk to the bottom by his dehydrated skin.

Xiao Ruan spit out a bubble in dissatisfaction while continuing to absorb the warm boiled water: This alien is a bit stingy, it’s fine to transform the human body, and he refuses to give enough nutrient solution. Is it Jerry in the little white mouse?Or is it that alien organizations also have a glorious tradition of embezzling experimental funds?

Soon Xiao Ruan knew that he was wrong, because a joyful female voice faintly came from beside her ears——

"Ruan Erchu, give me double the amount of Xuanyin Pill today! The aura leaked out from my pseudo-spiritual root is getting less and less, maybe it's because the child is absorbing the aura faster and faster. This child Must be the same as me, with a pure yin constitution!"

Mysterious Yin Pill, Pseudo-Spiritual Root, Reiki, Pure Yin Physique...

Xiao Ruan's eyes lit up, this is obviously a fairy tale movie, ah no, it's the fairy tale world.Although I still don't quite understand what pseudo-spiritual root and pure yin constitution are, but it's really great to be able to avoid fighting with aliens... that's great!

Xiao Ruan wiped away the bitter tears that didn't exist at all, and only then realized that at some point, she was able to move.Xiao Ruan flicked the water between her palms lightly, smiling like a naughty young man: It turns out that those iced mineral waters are spiritual energy, and those who are safe and cheap are the happiest.

Suddenly the space was turbulent, and then the female voice sounded again: "If the aura is not enough, you must tell mother, no matter how much aura you want, I will give it to you."

Xiao Ruan couldn't help laughing when she heard the words: there is such a mother who takes care of and nurtures her wholeheartedly.After I was born, my aptitude wouldn't be too bad no matter what.

The aura of the ice mineral water brand around her body soon filled up again, even more abundant than before. Xiao Ruan remembered that the female voice said before that the aura would leak out, so she quickly calmed down and absorbed it.

When she woke up again, Xiao Ruan could already clearly feel that the pot in her lower abdomen, that is, her dantian, was filled with warm boiled water, while the ice mineral water filled all the meridians of her body, but the strange thing was that the ice mineral water The water is mixed with warm boiled water, but no "chemical products" can be produced to cool it down.Instead, the Wei and Wei clearly occupy their respective territories, and the well water does not violate the river water.

Xiao Ruan patted his stomach, feeling a little dissatisfied: You two are born from the same root, and you two don't even have the desire to fry each other. How can I feel so bad for me who loves bloody plots like brothers killing each other.

Xiao Ruan only moved slightly, but unexpectedly, he stuck to the warm fleshy wall.During this period of time, my body seems to have grown a lot, and the area of ​​my house has shrunk severely. It seems that I have changed from a single room in a hotel to a fitting room in a shopping mall.

When Xiao Ruan thought that she was making such intimate contact with a woman's internal organs naked, she immediately covered her face in embarrassment: I am imaginative, I am self-respecting.

Perhaps because of the abnormal movement in his body, a force slowly slid against the fleshy wall in front of Xiao Ruan, and the voice in his ears was much clearer this time——

"Let's try five servings of this Xuanyin Pill today, shall we? My child, you have to work hard to absorb the spiritual energy. When you are born, Mother will pass on the "Kun Yuan Jing" to you. This is the supreme treasure of Tianxianmen. You must Will love it."

Even the cheats are ready-made?I like!Xiao Ruan Xi smiled: Motherhood is truly great and selfless.

A quarter of an hour later, Xiao Ruan felt the swarming aura rushing towards the meridian like a bus, and burst into tears silently: Mother, you are too selfless, my child, I am already overnourished, I don’t take you like this The seedlings are encouraged to grow.

The selfless mother's voice sounded anxiously: "Ruan Erpao, come quickly and see why I have dissipated so much aura this time... Is there something wrong with your elixir!"

Not long after, another voice rang out, it was a gentle male voice: "Don't worry about Si Yan, this situation should only happen because the spiritual energy in our child's body is sufficient... Tomorrow we will stop the Pregnancy Pill, okay?" Is it? It's been almost ten and a half months, and if you don't give birth to a child, it will cause harm to your body."

The forced infusion of spiritual energy squeezed the inner walls of the meridians to swell and ache, and it seemed that there were signs of tearing. Xiao Ruan was twitching in the pervasive ice mineral water: ten and a half months...Mother, you are mighty, overnutrition and so on. Detention one is simply weaker than anything!Do you want to cultivate small ones, or do you want to die with me?

The mighty mother's voice continued to sound: "If the dantian hadn't been abolished, and all spiritual roots were transformed into pseudo-spiritual roots, and the aura could be absorbed or not, why should I rely on this elixir to provide the aura needed by the child. There is no need to talk about the pregnancy delay pill , as long as the child can absorb a little spiritual energy, I won't give birth to him. Or... are you reluctant to part with your elixir?"

"How could it be? As an alchemist, how could I be short of pills? It's just, just... hey, that's all, as long as you like it." The male voice quickly compromised.

Hello, hello!Does no one want to ask my opinion?The meridian is about to explode!It's going to kill people... Could it be that the purpose of my transmigration is to provide fresh cases for mothers who drowned their children?Xiao Ruan desperately waved his limbs in protest.

The mother touched her stomach soothingly, and smiled softly: "The baby also agrees."

Xiao Ruan, who was so overwhelmed by the aura in his body, clenched his fists in grief and indignation: This is a living bow.You can't afford to hurt a fetus deprived of the right to speak...