Small CV and network distribution attack

funding: research funding

postdoc: Postdoc

Xiao Chi and Qi Wei had breakfast and packed up.

Qi Wei stood aside and watched Xiao Chi choose clothes.

"Hey. This is to meet an old lover. Do you want to wear it for something serious?" Seeing that Xiao Chi looked at several plaid shirts and was stuck in choosing, he went to get a light green one and threw it to him.Qi Wei is also wearing green today, and the two colors match very well.

Xiao Chi didn't pick it either, just took it and put it on.

"Miss Qing is your brainless fan, I have to be able to hold the scene." Xiao Chi was buttoning buttons, Qi Wei came over to help, very intimate.

"Hey - what are you doing!"

Mr. Zong Gong was definitely in a bad mood, and bit the collarbone of Xiao Chi specially.The marks of the two people's quarrel last night are still there, and the tooth marks are now more obvious.

"Well, you don't have to worry about it now, don't button this button." Qi Wei was very satisfied with his masterpiece, leaving the top button to help him turn up his collar.

"I'm sick." Xiao Chi looked in the mirror, and it was really a little red among the green bushes.He murmured, but he didn't button up the button after all.

After the two of them got dressed, Qi Wei went downstairs to wash the dishes.

When Xiao Chi closed the door and went downstairs, he heard Miss R arguing with the girls in the living room.

Xiao Chi poked his head to look, and saw Ms. R staring at the screen with her mobile phone, with her hands on her hips and a bad expression on her face: "Three Views, your Three Views, so you can write out little tricks with no taste or IQ, You are looking for scolding!"

Xiao Chi heard a clever idea.

The girl with a tangled face behind the computer was holding her head in her hands and shaking her head, shouting: "I have no inspiration, Kawen, I have to write an article after I come out for a meeting, it's not bad that this can be written like this, okay?"

"Good hair, this person has done all kinds of bad things, and you let him blow up the xo video of Xiaoshou, and then give them a happy ending. Shou is also unscrupulous, and the brain-dead middle school will be with Gong. This is extremely If you have no morals, you are ready to be sprayed to death." Sister R said righteously: "I want to attack that scum. You, if you can't write, you can rest. It is useless to write to vent when you are in a bad mood."

"No, there are a lot of people waiting, and I have nothing to do if I don't write." A certain person shook his head and kept rubbing his face with his hands: "Why don't you change it, be gentle, or... write you in, You are responsible for waking up that bastard? Then..."

The girl chattered and chatted about the story for a long time.

The more Xiao Chi listened to it, the more he felt that that cannon-like voice was very familiar.He frowned and listened for a while, and couldn't help shouting three words calmly at the door: "Miss Qing?"

Miss R immediately flicked her long hair and turned to look at Xiao Chi.

Xiao Chi raised his hand in embarrassment to say hello.

The girl behind the notebook was not calm anymore, her face was full of shock, she stood up slowly, pointed at Xiao Chi, and then looked at Sister R.When I thought of something, I remembered seeing a handsome guy who came to say hello before.His face became stiff.

"That...I...you..."

wipe!Such a word appeared on the woman's face!

Sister R saw that someone's eyes were wrong, thought that someone was a nymphomaniac, and hurriedly dissuaded him: "Zoe, this is Xiao Chi. But don't make me a nympho, you can be his aunt now, and if he has a boss, you take it easy."

"No, no..." The girl walked up to Xiao Chi, looked left and right, and opened her mouth: "Small...water...pond?"

His face looked like he had won 500 million in shock.

Xiao Chi also found it incredible, but nodded calmly.

Soon the girl rushed over in an instant, hugged Xiao Chi one by one: "Shuitang, you made it easy for me to find. Why are you pinching, I didn't even recognize your voice!!!!"

The impact was comparable to the usual ten bursts of expression.

Yes, Miss Qing who was in shock broke out in the universe, and was throwing her hands at Xiao Chi, hugging and hugging desperately.

Ms. R was dumbfounded, probably guessed what was going on, sighed that the world is so small, and immediately felt that the woman in front of her was embarrassing her.

"Elder Sister, Eldest Sister..." Xiao Chi was not mentally prepared for this, as Elder Sister Qing was too enthusiastic.It was as if he was her long-lost brother.

Fortunately, soon after hearing the sound, Qi Wei saw his daughter-in-law was being eaten tofu by another woman, so the general attack naturally refrained from doing it, and with a stretch of his long hand, he successfully dug his daughter-in-law out of the woman's shackles.

He looked at the strange woman with an unhappy expression on his face.

Eldest sister Qing stopped and saw who was coming.The mouth grows bigger.

"Pond... he wouldn't be—"

"En." Xiao Chi nodded. "Qi Wei, this is Sister Qing."

Qi Wei was stunned for a while, and soon accepted it calmly.Called: "Miss Qing."

Sister Qing: "..."

Sister Qing was too shocked to say anything.

……

So the four of them didn't go anywhere that day.

At noon, two men in lovers' attire were busy in the kitchen for a long time, cooking up a table of hot and bland meals.

And the two women with long hair and fair skin who frowned when they saw the kitchen just went out to buy some drinks and snacks, and sat in the living room comfortably watching American dramas.

Sister R euphemistically said: It's not that I can't cook, but I just don't like the feeling of being in the kitchen.

But Elder Sister Qing seemed to be shy after seeing Qi Wei, and she didn't talk much, and she only stared at her with her mouth open and her eyes staring desperately.

When Xiao Chi went to the living room to get something, he occasionally heard the conversation between Sister Qing and Sister R.

Sister R is educating people: "Put away your nympho, you are embarrassing me, do you know that?"

Sister Qing was rebutting: "I wasn't even mentally prepared, alas, it's all you, why didn't you tell me."

"I don't know either. They are my two juniors." Sister R looked innocent.

"This... What should I do if it is swollen? I wanted to give Mr. Wei a good impression and said..."

"Don't worry about it, you're just a silly big sister, you don't have a good impression. Can't you be more reserved?"

"You know me, I really can't do this..."

"So you can't get married."

"Little R, you bastard, poke my sore spot!"

The eldest sister acted like a baby, but R sister continued to ignore him.

Four people have a big meal at noon.

Sister Qing is a typical self-acquaintance, and Sister R really feels that she has lived with Xiao Chi Qiwei for so long, and she is not as familiar with the woman who came to them for a long time.

In the afternoon, a few people went for a stroll around the city.Sister Qing suddenly wanted to see the British Museum, but Xiao Chi had never been there, so they happened to go together.

Sister Qing has a rather unique taste, she makes a fuss about everything she sees, and then chats and laughs with Xiao Chi the whole time, chattering and biting her ear, and finally she can't get out in the exhibition hall of the Lennon Temple.

The two stared at a statue of a naked man together for a long time. Sister R and Qi Wei were standing at the entrance of the exhibition hall, one with his head bowed and swiping his phone to pass the time, and the other looked at the man thoughtfully.

"Sister R, how do you know Elder Sister Qing? Are you classmates?" Qi Wei asked with a frown, because Elder Sister Qing had been holding Xiao Chi's wrist for an entire afternoon. From a distance, the whole sweet couple was facing the ancient Greeks. The sculptures are refreshing together.

Ms. R replied a few text messages and looked up: "Oh, I read her novel, and then left her a message, and then the person said everything on the Internet, without any sense of mystery, and then we found out that they were all in the UK, We got to know each other after a face-to-face meeting.”

"Oh." Qi Wei nodded, thinking about whether to separate the people over there.The heads of the two people over there are going to be pasted together.

Sister R looked at Qi Wei's eyes clearly and comforted her: "Don't worry, she is obsessed with your voice, and it's not Xiao Chi's, it's just two good friends over there."

"..."

"Your eldest sister Qing suffered internal injuries on a blind date a few days ago. She probably came here to relax in a bad mood. I asked you to lend her the little pool for half a day. Their female doctors have needles in their hearts. Each of them suffers from deep hatred and is prone to depression. Let Look at her." Ms. R shrugged and gave Qi Wei a relieved smile.

That day, Xiao Chi and Sister Qing stayed together for a whole day, and Sister Qing was going back to Bu Village in the evening.

When several people sent her away, Elder Sister Qing took Xiao Chi's hand and said, "Shuitang, how about coming to Bu Village for Christmas, with food and accommodation included."

Xiao Chi wanted to nod, but he still went to see Qi Wei first.

Qi Wei said lightly: "Eldest sister can come and play."

One sentence killed Miss Qing's little plan in the cradle.

"Okay..." Sister Qing immediately blinked her eyes like a girl, and her face was still red.He went to see Miss R pitifully: "Then little R, take me in."

Miss R nodded helplessly.

Only then did this noisy great ancestor be sent away.

"Miss Qing is not my fan, why is she with you all day?" After returning home, Qi Wei was finally able to ask what they were talking about during the day.

Xiao Chi hadn't had a good day of relaxation for a long time, and he was lying comfortably on the bed and wanted to sleep.

"Yes, she is obsessed with you to the death, so she dare not approach you." Xiao Chi said simply.

"how come?"

"It's very simple. If I like you, you know that I don't dare to get too close. If I do too much, I am afraid that I will flatter and do wrong things. If I do too little, I am afraid that I will not do enough and not get what I want. So I can only do nothing and keep a safe distance." Xiao Chi patiently analyzed Sister Qing's heart.

"Yo. You still helping your eldest sister? Don't be jealous."

"There's nothing to be jealous of. The eldest sister likes men who like girls and doesn't like men who like men. She is just a voice control. She used to like the anchor of the first game, so she couldn't help but watch the game every day, and then wrote a A series of novels for online games. Later, I became obsessed with your voice, so I listened to your radio dramas and wrote novels. She said it was a source of strength." Xiao Chi talked back and forth.Qi Wei got a headache when he heard it.

Xiao Chi turned over and lay on the bed looking at the ceiling:

"Today, my eldest sister also said that studying for a doctorate is very painful. Are you... in pain?"

"Finally you know you care about me?" Qi Wei rubbed his head, carried his laptop to the bed, and was looking for a movie.

"I'm asking you seriously. Sister Qing doesn't seem to be very happy. She said that she cooks and eats by herself every day, and stays in the laboratory very late at night. It's not interesting to go out to play. From the beginning to the end of every day, Be busy and don't know anything." Xiao Chi was seriously thinking about what the elder sister said to her.

"When you are not around, I am also like this. It is cold everywhere. I will solve everything by myself and will not ask others for help. Everyone is working hard, and no one will deliberately trouble others. There are many friends, but the one who talks Not at all." Qi Wei clicked the mouse, dragged out a webpage and asked Xiao Chi: "Come here and see what to watch. "Youth Pi" or "The Hobbit"?"

"Well, "Youth Pi", it has won so many awards."

"Okay." Qi Wei clicked the download, put the computer aside, went upstairs and Xiao Chi lay on the bed and continued to talk to him: "Actually, it's not just Sister Qing who is like this, many people are like this. Since I have chosen to go out to study, it is natural You have to be able to bear hardships. Others think that there are many foreign countries, but in fact there is nothing good here.”

"Well, the eldest sister said the same thing... she was really unhappy. Her family forced her to get married, but the blind dates turned out to be strange, and her parents also hoped that she could make a lot of money when she went back. In fact, she just wanted to be a simple girl. work, write novels in my spare time, I am happy and don’t want to work too hard. It’s so contradictory.” Xiao Chi pulled Qi Wei’s hand: “It seems that Sister Qing doesn’t have many friends, so today I saw that I broke out in love .It’s not like Ms. R who goes out to play with friends on weekends.”

"So you love your eldest sister?" Qi Wei tapped Xiao Chi's nose.

"Hmm. Some people look happy but are not happy at all." Xiao Chi nodded honestly.

Xiao Chi was silent for a while, and suddenly took Qi Wei's hand and said seriously: "I will stay with you when I finish reading the Master."

"Hey?"

"I don't want you to be so lonely." Xiao Chi hugged Qi Wei's arm.wobble wobble.

"Okay, I'll take care of you." Qi Wei smiled softly.

"Tch, whoever wants you to support me, I can find a job, although it's hard to find. But no matter how bad it is, I can teach piano, I have a grade certificate certified by the Royal Academy of Music." Xiao Chi was a little proud .

"Ah? Why didn't I know?" Zong Gong Zong Gong's eyes lit up.

"You didn't ask me. When I was young, I took many certificates. My dad said that I might be able to use them if I took the exams. But now I have become a man of engineering. If I can't do it, I will stick to my old job." Xiao Chi is serious. considering.

There was a sound of "Ding--".

The software shows that the movie can be played while watching.

Qi Wei brought the computer over.

"If you want to go, I won't let you go. You stay and finish your doctorate before you go." The opening credits of the movie have already played on the computer screen, and Qi Wei calmly talked about his plan: "My boss has several projects in his hands. , After I graduate, I can stay and do postdoc for a few more years. After you finish your Ph.D., it will take another three years. It’s about the same time.”

"Ah?" Xiao Chi went to look at the big guy who talked about getting a doctorate as easily as selling vegetables: "Whether I can graduate with a master's degree is a problem. How is it so easy to get a doctorate? In the financial crisis a few years ago, it was difficult to get it everywhere." Go to funding, right?"

After hearing this, Qi Wei still said in the tone of buying green vegetables: "Since you have come out, take all the things you should take. You don't have to think about anything, just say hello to you first."

"Hey, I'm the one who read it, okay? What do you mean say hello to me?" Xiao Chi dislikes Qi Wei's tone of buying vegetables the most.

Every time he speaks in this tone, he must have planned something long ago, and he is already [-]% to [-]% sure.

Xiao Chi sat up and stared seriously.

Qi Wei just pointed to the screen and said:

"Concentrate on watching the movie."

"Qi Wei!" Xiao Chi called out his name.

"Didn't you say you wanted to accompany me?"

"but……"

"Be obedient and study for a master's degree first."

"It's hard, okay!" Xiao Chi was angry. He never complained to Qi Wei, but it doesn't mean he read it easily.

"Well, but the gold content is high. Watch a movie." Qi Wei gave various affirmations.

"Go and read if you have the ability."

"I can't, so my daughter-in-law is amazing." Qi Wei forced her to watch a movie.

He also warned him to do what he did last night again, Xiao Chi stopped.

But I always feel that someone is digging a hole for him to let him jump.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, it doesn't matter.

It would be nice to be with Qi Wei, nothing else is so important.

After half watching the movie, Xiao Chi leaned against Qi Wei and fell asleep.

Seeing that the person fell asleep, Qi Wei turned off the computer and kissed Xiao Chi's hair.

"Hmm..." Xiao Chi slipped into his arms in a daze.

"Fool, stay for a few more years, we'll go back after we've done everything we need to do."

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