Stay away from sick dogs [entertainment]

The next content of "The Cabinet" is that Xin Yuan still wants to persevere.Xin Yuan's mother locked her son in the room and did not let her go out, but Xin Yuan jumped off the third floor in order to escape!There was a nursery in the small yard of the neighbor on the first floor of Xin Yuan’s house, so Xin Yuan jumped onto the dirt and ran away with a limp.

The shooting sequence of this scene is very late in the schedule, so don't worry about it for the time being.Wang Jinfa said that he planned to use Wia to shoot the part of "jumping out of the window". Jiang Yuan knew that that scene was the one where he lost his life in his previous life.He also has some instinctive fears, afraid that the tragedy will repeat itself, his life will end, and God will take back everything from him.For him, the further the game goes, the better.

That's it, they filmed "Yao Zhen" first.

For Jiang Yuan, this is better.Since the last passionate scene, he and Shen Du seem to be getting closer and more careful.However, Jiang Yuan speculates that Shen Du is the same as those who like OL, black silk, uniforms, big x, and long legs. They just like it.His rationality gradually slipped.

In the movie, Yao Zhen is weaker and more wavering.

A friend told him that he wanted to have a sex marriage with "Lala", and also sent Yao Zhen the address of the sex marriage agency website.After some hesitation, Yao Zhen still logged on to the intermediary website, wanting to know more about it first.

Different from what he imagined, Yao Zhen found that it was not easy, even difficult, to find a human form to marry. "Physical marriage" puts more emphasis on "matching the same family" and personal status than "real marriage" - real marriage may only be for love, and physical marriage has more to consider, and everyone is worried that they will suffer from being fooled , Worried that the other party has bad intentions, and those who do not have an economic foundation, no one can take it seriously.In addition, everyone is very stuck on appearance, figure, education, school, job, and income. After all, physical marriage is for face—to cater to the worldly vision, to make the elderly happy, and the other party's appearance and IQ will also be passed on to the elderly. child.In addition, for some purposes, almost all men require women to be "feminine", and women almost all require men to be "manly", and they cannot be mothers. However, there are some feminine les, which are masculine. There are very few gays, so the reality is that many, many gays are eagerly asking for les on the Internet, and many, many les are eagerly asking for gays, but they don't like each other.

Yao Zhen paid 2500 service fees, and the owner of the website picked them himself.

The boss is a lesbian, who founded the website more than 10 years ago.

She first handed Yao Zhen a form full of questions.Yao Zhen saw that this was more than what those real dating websites said.

First of all, fill in age, orientation, height, weight, education, school, occupation, income, and then attach photos without P, ​​medical report, household registration certificate, and various materials.

"This," Yao Zhen asked, "is it necessary?"

The owner of the website sneered, and said, "Haha, you all say that everyone is in charge of their own affairs, but in fact, there are many people who want to benefit from this formal marriage!" For example, if someone has a Beijing hukou or a Guangzhou hukou, he will become very popular... There are also some European and American Chinese who have returned to China to find a marriage partner, so Wuyang Wuyang who wants to take this opportunity to get a share! Let's talk about the economy. Although both men and women in a marriage will sign a prenuptial agreement, do you really think that the money in the marriage can be settled? I heard a story... a man stole his "wife"'s gold ring and sold it Woolen cloth."

Hearing this, Yao Zhen fell silent and did not speak.

He continued to look down.

There are also intentional issues later, for example, whether to have children.

"This..." Yao Zhen asked hesitantly, "Generally speaking, people who marry by marriage don't want children?"

"Ha," the website owner sneered again, "I want all men."

Yao Zhen: "..."

The owner of the website, as Lala, continued to be a little disdainful: "Nine out of ten men want it, and one is ambiguous, saying 'not decided', 'we'll talk about it later' and other nonsense. To put it bluntly, it is a lie. One's own choice, the bleak hope that does not exist for the lesbians who are not born, in the end it is still called life."

Yao Zhen: "..."

The website owner raised his eyebrows again: "But women know this and have accepted the reality. I just hope that you guys can have a little conscience and don't leave raising and teaching children to the woman alone! Although, hehe... "The following words are self-explanatory, that is, basically, "Raising and teaching children is always done by the woman alone", and a man gets a child for nothing.

"There is no legal surrogacy in China." The website owner mocked again, "Don't you say that it is cruel to use money to make people pregnant and have children? Very true! But..." As he said, the website owner pointed at himself with his right index finger, "I know very well, relatively In other words, a gay man who is willing to spend money has a conscience!!” The implication is that basically, men are not willing to spend money.Moreover, it not only allows people to live, but also allows people to raise them.

Yao Zhen: "..."

The boss didn't say everything.If Lala has a child, she will always be locked up by the "Xiaojia", and she will never have any chance to go out to find her true love. They will sacrifice a lot for this child.As for men, they often use this period of time to work hard to get promoted and raise their salaries. In the end, they sue for divorce and "rob" their children with their income. In the end, it is not uncommon for lesbians to have no self, no lover, and no children.

She is very clear that formal marriage poses countless dangers to men and women who seek a sense of security.

"Okay, okay." At this point, the website owner knocked on the table, "Haven't you finished filling it?"

"It's almost there." Yao Zhen hurriedly lowered his head and held his pen, hesitating for a long time.He didn't plan to have a child at first, and lived with Xin Yuan, but in the end he wrote "not decided" in a secretive way.

If you want to have a baby, there are still other ways: artificial insemination, test-tube baby, and syringe.

The owner of the website explained again: "Artificial insemination is cheaper, but the success rate is only 10% at one time. Generally, hospitals will do it three times. If it doesn't work, it won't work, and some women don't want men's sperm to enter their bodies. Test-tube babies are more expensive. For Women are also hurt. There are many who use syringes, men first..., women use syringes to push themselves, so that they can also conceive and have children."

"Hmm..." It was so complicated, Yao Zhen had a headache.

There are also marriage methods on the form, which can be divided into several types: obtaining a marriage certificate, using a false certificate, obtaining a certificate but not having a banquet, not obtaining a certificate and not having a banquet, not obtaining a certificate but having a banquet, obtaining both a certificate and a banquet... and the way of getting along: Every year, we only spend the Spring Festival separately to see our parents, but we go to see our parents every Sunday, we live together in our own house, and we live in our parents’ house together...

Yao Zhen found that he even had to fill in the information of his parents!It seems that there is no shortage of "mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship" that cannot be escaped in a normal marriage.

And finally, the specific years of physical marriage, there are "one year", there are "two years", there are "three years", there are "five years", there are "ten years", there are "x years (please fill in)", And "until both parents die", "until the children come of age", "until the children marry" and "forever".

It looks like it could be a lifetime.

Yao Zhen raised his head and said, "I only have one mother..."

The website owner clicked twice: "Do you think this is a bonus item? Wrong, this is a deduction item! The single-parent son raised by his mother is likely to be a 'Ma Baonan'. He listens to his mother for everything. The daughter-in-law of this kind of person It's hard. Besides, your mother will definitely live with you as a "husband and wife" in the future. A normal girl can't bear it, let alone a married woman? If she is with you every day and plays with you every day, she won't even have time She has her own life, and her lover doesn't agree, so it's hard to find you like this."

Yao Zhen: "..."

Dad's death is a "plus item" and "minus item", these words made him feel very harsh.Marriage, the most emotional thing, can be rationalized to such an extent.

He still said: "Then trouble you to work hard."

He mechanically filled in the information: get a marriage certificate, live separately every year, but go to see his parents every Sunday, until the specific number of years for this type of marriage is "until both parents die".

After filling it out, he silently pushed the form over with his fingertips.

"Okay!" Wang Jinfa said loudly again, "Cut!"

For this paragraph, Wang Jinfa still used multiple consecutive front and back hits.The two machines shot Yao Zhen and the website owner respectively, while the third camera framed the two together.

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After shooting this shot, the atmosphere on the set was a bit depressed due to the content of the movie.

"Hi!" said the photographer. "Gays...that's pathetic."

Shen Du turned to look at him.

The photographer continued: "You can't let your parents enjoy themselves, you can't have children who are filial, you can't be accepted by everyone, and you can't integrate into normal groups... Let's stop talking about this movie. The common topic of middle-aged people is basically only one "children." ', homosexuality is not compatible, and ah..."

He blabla said a lot, and then asked Shen Du: "Best actor Shen, as the actor of Yao Zhen, do you agree?"

Shen Du glanced at the photographer, then looked at Jiang Yuan, locked his eyes on him, and said, "Not pitiful."

Photographer: "Huh?"

"As long as there is someone you love, you are not pitiful."

"Hahahaha, Mr. Shen is romantic." The photographer laughed and asked Jiang Yuan, "Where is our future Mr. Jiang? Who do you agree with?"

"..." For some reason, Jiang Yuan looked back at Shen Du, the eyes of the two were entangled, and Jiang Yuan's bright black eyes reflected Shen Du's shadow.

Thinking of those looking at each other, kissing, and rubbing together, Jiang Yuan suddenly felt that it would be good to be sweet and fishy, ​​wet and moist all his life, so he looked at Shen Du and said, "I also feel...not pitiful, as long as with a loved one."